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armedandfriendly
If only we could do this to mathlab and blackboard.
lysomaru
Even the Chinese kids hate homeworks
Historyisdabombdiggity
Later that afternoon
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NeutralMilkHotelisOverated
Where’s Dave Chappell talking about modern solutions
wyrde
Makes me wonder how this impacts social credit scores, both for the children and the developers.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Guys this didn't happen. Even the article people are posting as proof doesn't say it happened.
Spawnofsanta1313
That’s a level of evil that one seldom sees in children.... good work!
coronalmassejection
This might be real.. https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/1236340305055477760
CaptainThePirate
If we were clever like this our teacher would find some unclever mean way to make it twice as bad to ‘teach us a lesson’
RobErtE87
Shout out to all the kids under quarantine whose building just collapsed.
usernamesR4junkies
stupid and only going against their own interest-nobody else’s. isn’t the app still working, just not available for future downloads, tho?
Neomechavoltron
JIAN YANG!
opentokix
This is hacking and ddos =)
theycallmebirb
I can’t help but notice that “Janus” is just one short letter away from “anus”.
mrfloris
And they cant even give each other high fives
beatmacster
Hahahahaha! Love it! The power of votes in purest form and in a communist country! ?
shardabear
I thought the App Store didn’t exist in China...
NewCrobuzonCitizen
Its shortcut for "Application Store" most likely Android one, not for "Apple Store".
Blrp0
Why is this even supposed to be a good thing? Is it better that they just laze about on the internet all day?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Of course not. But they’re kids.... I would’ve been overjoyed at the same thing when I was their age. I didn’t realize I was dumb.
StupidAutocorrect
KoolStoryBrah
She looks like claymation
Mrpointsouttheobvious
I want her first name to be her last. And her actual first name to be Hugh.
Snarknado
RobErtE87
unfortunately: 1-star review on a government app = -1000 social score points.
thatguy1843
That’s some next level shit. I can see them spreading the message to everyone in quarantine, then having them text everything they know
xiconfjs
Source?
coronalmassejection
https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/1236340305055477760
VodkaReindeer
"what's the TL;DR i'm not watching an hour long video of a conspiracy theorist with jizz on his shirt" heh
WorkerLurker
Why is everyone saying hello to each other in those comments?
coronalmassejection
?
joid75
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Their system delete apps of the average gets to one star but it didn't happen.
coronalmassejection
https://mashable.com/article/wuhan-kids-app-coronavirus/
Sedlyf
Believe what u want... Doesn't change a fact tho...
GraeYstaG237
Holy shit that is some high level of teamwork for such young ppls! Thats badass!!
SpookySnake
Ghhhhghhhhhhhhhh u
JohnSnot
Yea that's a valuable lesson in itself
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
Almost like it's Asian Student level of badassery... someone make them allies, please. It'd be a lot of effort dealing with them as enemies.
fingobaggins
The power of asian friendship. It defeats any rival in anime
SaphirasSexDoll
While being cheesy as all shit! Lol
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
The power of communism I guess ?
jex0
Humans are scary when a large percentage of us agree on something.
flamtapgt
This is why US Govt was formed as a republic, not a democracy.
Kbantar
That initially sounds profound, then kind of obvious. Of course tens of thousands of anyone/anything acting in concert would be "scary".
chewbaccawakka
For once it’s nice to see something other than the ones giving the negative reviews get removed in China.
Feldspartacus
Maybe if we all give China a one star review it will get removed
sleepingbagmalfunction
I think China downvoted you.
aGoatinaBoat
Maybe the real negative reviews was the China we made along the way.
krugle
Would be funny if giving it a 5 star review would give them an automatic 70% grade.
OceanGirlCharlie
MeowMeowBeenz
Spawnofsanta1313
Yes
SamArt53
That would NOT be funny. That would be in it’s inherent design.
FriedSnoCone
Skylendor
A 70% grade is a failing mark in China.
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NotTinyPancakes
I hear 99% is as well
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
In China you get graded 1-100, but that's just the fractions of the last percent to make 100.
MagiicHat
Pretty sure 70% only passes in American public schools. Certainly doesn't fly in the private ones.
VincentV189
Ha! https://www.studying-in-uk.org/uk-grading-system/ 70 - 100% is a A.
MagiicHat
That scale is absurd. Half wrong is passing?
AdamOnTheImgur
Having a high % doesn’t always make a test harder. A lot of engineering uni stuff in the UK consider 60-70% to be God tier. Because 1/2
FetchMeACuppa
Different approaches to education in the UK vs US. Can't really compare the two systems and the pass/fail marks as they're very (1)
AbidiAbida
How can a 1 Star reviews = removed from the App Store? Wouldn’t it also require tens of thousands if reviews?
thanksfoenothing
Yes.
mcstars
To be clarifying, it’s not Apple App Store. It’s android third party app market. And they have guidelines about it.
FrottNoodleMonster
You are right, there aren't tens of thousands of kids in China. Preposterous!!
AdrianMole
It is a relevant question, no reason to be sarcastic.
AbidiAbida
I was referring to Wuhan. Also, Apple App Store Review guideline never mentioned that 1 Star reviews = removal.
bolobass
Why would they use apple? Those hardly sell in China. Try ZTE/Huawei etc.etc.
RackhamTheRed
High market pentration for Apple phones is mostly a thing of english speaking countries and japan afaik
Iamatinylittlebanana
Wuhan has about 11million citizens at least a couple million will be students , that many reviews would not be difficult
AbidiAbida
Apple App Store Review guideline never mentioned that 1 Star reviews = removal.
Quessir
I would think that most people in China - especially kids - would be on Android
HeyOP
1) There are other app stores, but I find it unlikely any app store operating in China and hosting Chinese government apps would yank one
clucja1
Android was most likely used. If they have a policy to remove an app because of to many negative reviews than it's not really up to China.
HeyOP
Okay sure.
HeyOP
2) based on reviews, or anything other than an order by that government.
clucja1
I find it unlikely any of those kids are using Apple. Android is the dominate OS everywhere. How do people not know this?
tlamstrike
People don't know they should be washing their hands for 20 seconds, and you're surprised they don't know what phone is dominate where?
Quessir
Because most people in the States use iPhones and assume the world does the same.
clucja1
https://www.statista.com/statistics/266572/market-share-held-by-smartphone-platforms-in-the-united-states/ not even majority in the US