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eltortuga
I never refrigerate my leftover rice and I've never been sick from it.
420NameIt
Not all heroes wear capes.
Showmeyourotters
If #5 is true, makes me wonder about a link between lactose intolerance and thyroid disorders.
Superchief86
That mac and cheese thing is fucking gross.
BazzyMuffin
150 grand a what? A day? Week? Year?
Lesbiansass
FUCK YEAH TAIWAN
Mayopompapum
#teamhuman
piiiiivooooot
Stop Click Bait is fun if you think of it like Jeopardy for useless information
noctynight
If my SO tried to trick me with a stripper I'd seriously reconsider my relationship with them.
LumpDaddy
wild lettuce is as strong as morphine?! I call bullshit
SippyTurtle
#7 Guys, I think they B. cereus here.
MaxxGolbraykh
"send nudes" in man and cheese on #1
MaxxGolbraykh
*mac
MattDude
Is that the DEVIL'S Lettuce in my backyard?!
Stolf
In before everyone starts chewing on their lawn harder than a Honda
Duskiewastaken
it's getting worse
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Wait a minute...didn't someone have to do all the clicks to find this out?
SaraBear69
That's what Stop Clickbait does. They do God's work for us.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Willaminathewriter
Summary of studies on soy's effect on thyroid function: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16571087
itsabouttogetspicy
Thank you.
Nightwing1984
My roommate threw out my other roommate's day old unrefrigerated rice. Turns out he was saving her. My soy drinking sis has a thyroid 1/2
Nightwing1984
issue, too. This post is uncomfortably relevant to my life. Thank you and +1. 2/2
johnsnowsdoggo
Why are we not funding this
ElloTherePoppet
Cause it's already funded?
johnsnowsdoggo
Oh. Okay than. *shuts down*
JeffGoldbum
What would James Blunt know about soy milk anyway?
valkrez
Wait, should i not be drinking soy milk?
Quelquefois
It can also give you boobies
valkrez
Can it give me extra boobies?
thisusernameistaken1
Can someone help I'm trying to figure out how much is the pay per hour so you get $158000 in a 5 to 9 schedule I'm not good with the mathz
thisusernameistaken1
Or words or anything really I'm jst a loser
ellavator
About 83 per hour
thisusernameistaken1
Imhereforthelurking
Well, you don't need to be good with math, just need to be good with meth.
UndercoverDumbledore
9-5, Monday to Friday, 52 weeks a year would work out as (roughly) £76 per hour.
UndercoverDumbledore
Dollars even!
thisusernameistaken1
Thank you my good human
Ensano
#6 explanation is misleading. How do we know her version of dancing didn't involve lifting her skirt putting her hands to the ground and
Ensano
Yelling fuck me fuck me like a priest fucks a little boy. Then got mouthy with the chaperones when they asked her to stop. We just don't
Ensano
Have enough information
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
#3 what a shitty woman.
Stolf
"I'm insecure about my weight, better test my current cock provider" -her probably
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Youre probably spot on.
theweezel69
You know if your SO tries to trick you into being unfaithful you should probably get out of that relationship. Just a thought.
ElloTherePoppet
I don't even know how people like that exist. Crazy bitch
usernamestaketoomucheffort
Right!! Things like that drive me crazy. If you think they are unfaithful just break up with them. The drama makes you look like an idiot.
Odiin46
Or ask if they are, they might tell if they are or not
theweezel69
Well if you are already one to try and trap your SO I doubt you will accept a truthful "I'm not cheating on you".
TigerBoy666
I think she told the boyfriend and he dumped her for not trusting him
YaBoyJohnorrhea
I can't remember if it was this one or one with the same situation but yes he does leave her.
theweezel69
Smart man.
eviscera
Good on him. Jealousy is terrible.
noctynight
If he did, good. You don't purposely set up your SO to fail.
Juddernaught83
I hope there is proof of this.
YaBoyJohnorrhea
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/girlfriend-sends-porn-star-test-9081805 here's the one I saw. Staged or not? You be the judge
Juddernaught83
This is the same YouTube channel, but it's a different couple than the one in question. Thanks for trying though.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Does #1 say "Send Nudes" in the bg in cheese?
Jesushotsaucechristmascake
Yes.
goodyoda13
No, it says "Attention Whores"
prfesser
#6 Apparently the chaperones didn't realize that "having impure thoughts" is something young men do continuously from ages 12-19.
ThatNameWasTaken
Can confirm it's also from 19-40
superheroinenubs
As a woman...Same.
OmgOptimized
I think it's the chaperones that are scared of their own thoughts
wwny
Yeah, it doesn't even require any external stimuli.
ruferto
10-death
teek636
I guess that's what my problem is.
oldelidog
Hahahaha... I'm 59. I'll let you know when the impure thoughts stop...
ForgivingCat
My thoughts are pure porn sometimes.
Vydrach
12-ish to death*
BagHumper
44, stil going strong
BreastInspector
DKTProto
As a 19 year old guy. Its at its worst rn. I cannot turn off.
plasmarob
Hang in there. waited until marriage and it was worth it. Marriage sex is better than any you'll hear, cuz the good ones keep it secret.
AawesomeAardvaark
Have you tried jacking it off and on again?
DankS0uls
Continuously, actually.
Schmuck4hire
I'm 22 and I feel like my teenage hormones have arrived late.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
So leftover rice is pretty much like any other prepared food?
somethinglikeausername
I will say that rice grows some pretty cool looking mold.
communicationbreakdown
Yes. Rice is especially porous which makes it very easy for bacteria to develop
QuackDodgers
Refried beans can sit out for three hundred years, just remove the top crusty layer and you're good
dildobiscuit
Yeah, but worse than most other prepared food.
itisanimgurnaccount
Why? I'm not finding the article for obvious reasons.
dildobiscuit
Uncooked rice contains a certain bacteria I think, which means after cooking it turns bad v. quickly and is dangerous even when reheated.
boxinadick
Actually it's worse, too lazy to google the sciency but rice left in room temperature go bad very fast
kepler20c
But you can fry it the next day and get Fried Rice, unlike any other prepared food.
ThatShiftyMonkey
That's true, I can't think of any other food you can fry that will create fried rice.
chillerluvcats
Lmao i needed this in my life
benadrylbumblebutt
Who knew!
thirteenENs
pretty much
jwooch
Bacillus cereus (strain of bacteria) often found on uncooked rice, and cooking may not kill it. Leave rice out to get food poisoning fast.
awkwardbeautiful
Good to know
AManisNotACamel
Except pizza. Haven't we all eaten pizza left on a counter top overnight?
AMacGyver
More times than I care to count.
Flyndaran
I've eaten left out fried chicken two to three days later. Same for other foods. No mold, or strong bitterness, then I'm fine.
JokeDudeR
I got home a few minutes ago and that bitch is gonna stay on that counter all night long.
Fulliron
I've eaten rice left in the pot overnight...
jordancoleshnh
Oh, you mean Breakfast Pizza?
jhs2595
Eh, there's usually enough salt in pizza to mummify a small dog. It's fine being left out awhile.
trilton56
ahhh I remember this joke from the half life videos, God I miss those
nman10000
Last time I did that I shat myself, so no, I don't anymore.
Irreal
How do you manage to not eat it it all in the first place?
AManisNotACamel
1st rule of pizza: buy a pizza so big you're guaranteed to have leftovers.
loxus
No, ew
AManisNotACamel
Put it on your bucket list then.
loxus
Now why would I do that? ^^
BC2k2
Pussy!
loxus
Yes, I have one:
BC2k2
I wouldn't mind rubbing your pussy
howyahowyahowyadoing
Leftover rice will make you sick if you mix it with bleach.
ipickupheavythings
or dog shit
Rboys2
GimlisaurusRex
But man, _any_ rice is white rice if you bleach it enough.
SendMeNoots
"We mixed rice with this one product you have in your kitchen. The results? Unbelievable!"
OmegasParadox
They mixed it with bleach. #StopClickBait
cable001
True statement.
uusseerrssuubb
LEFTOVER RICE?! (GONE WRONG) [SEXUAL]
RandomIsotope
At least you'll remove the stains
jodiemon
This is cool
PhiIIipJFry
Ok, so two things then.
Blastergv9
Raw shrimp will make you sick if you leave it under a sun lamp for 8-9 hours
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
Yeah. Sick of waiting for the shrimp to cook under a sun lamp...
angriestorange
There's a surprising number of things that will make you sick if you mix it with bleach.
Kidiri
Such as ammonia.
akmarksman
Calm down Hitler
obscureusername
Is there anything that won't make you sick if you mix it with bleach?
graboids
Ammonia, cause it'll make you dead.
MundaneFinality
Enough water, I'd imagine.
halborski
antibleach
angriestorange
Yeah, more bleach, it cancels itself out.
DaMinah1337
Well if you mix it with a strong alcohol and some sleeping tablets, you won't throw up. You'll die, but not be sick.
ThisIsANewName
Rice is more dangerous than I ever imagined.
robotin17
Have you ever heard of white bread
Inmate45
Yeah, that shit will kill you if you spread arsenic on it. That's why I only eat Wholemeal.
ThisIsANewName
I've heard of it, never really tried it. It's too spicy for me.
Jowrdan
Just dip it on milk
SlightlyFig
Milk? Are you trying to kill me?? I'm not fireproof, y'know!
eagerophiuchus
Lactuca virosa is not as strong as morphine. That was worse than "clickbait." It's altogether false.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It's just as well, I guess...my wife would question me shoveling wild lettuce in my mouth.
ElloTherePoppet
Yeah. Everyone knows it's more like meth
Fourhand
They don't verify the story. They just save you the clicks.
zimirken
FAKE NEWS! WEAK!
chupathingy99
i've had morphine and i've had lettuce. I'm also fat as shit.
jennlyn
Thanks i was wondering about that.. Was bout to go find me some wild lettuce
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
Thanks, saved me a google
Anthroposapien
*Stops shoving wild lettuce into mouth*
daveisamonster
I almost ate yard waste. Thanks
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Check out kratom if you need a good (mostly) legal painkiller
nucleophilicattack
That stuff is my favorite!
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Dot
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Theres a bunch of info online, but shoot me a message if you have any questions!
ElloTherePoppet
Mostly?
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
It's illegal in like, 4 states in the US and in some countries. Plus the DEA is trying to make it a schedule 1 drug, but have had issues
ByThePowerofCommonSense
It's legal but kind of a gray area legal
daveisamonster
No thanks. I have enough chemical dependancy issues.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
That makes complete sense. It's less addictive than a lot of other stuff, but people certainly can get addicted
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Which chemicals?
daveisamonster
Not heroine or Crack. Everything else
BorderlineBoozehound
Lactuca virosa is not a painkiller at all, either. It won't do anything that isn't placebo.
pleeplooop
Not true. It contains latex. latex is structurally similar to morphine and it does has similar effects just very weak.
BorderlineBoozehound
Do you know what latex is? They do have latex, but that latex does not contain ANY opioid receptor agonists at all.
DeepFriedColostomy
brb gonna go scarf down a box of gloves and trip balls.
ConfessionBare
Try condoms next.
DeepFriedColostomy
I could get fruit flavored ones and chew them like gum!
BorderlineBoozehound
FYI: latex is just a matrix for holding alkaloids meant to be used as a defense mechanism. It's no more psychoactive than a pill bottle is.
pleeplooop
That there are no alkaloids in their latex just because no one has ever isolated any?
pleeplooop
Not to mention non alkaloids like lactucin. Which have been proven to be a sedative
pleeplooop
you honestly think its just coincidence that all over the world people use plants with latex for sedative effects for thousands of years
BorderlineBoozehound
Latex is not a psychoactive. Substances contained in latex can be, but not in lactuca virosa's latex. You'd get sick before anything else.
pleeplooop
yeah alkaloids...like morphine...People have been using plants like opium lettuce for thousands of years. are you really gonna pretend
BorderlineBoozehound
It doesn't contain morphine or any substance similar. Sedative != opioid analgesic (ie, similar to morphine). It does not relieve pain. End.