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Hat trick
Cross posting
Jun 1, 2018 9:24 AM
nihari
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Cross posting
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Other team cant win if they're all injured.
mossom
SliderOfElay
You want a fight? I'll bring a war. -that kid probably
debilitatedbychoicehelp
I love how at three the person filming "OK, shit, yep, gotta get in there"
MotherFukaJonez
That is hilarious and awesome.
Seminole4ever
lochnessmonsterr
They're not overreacting enough. They're not ready for the big league
Seminole4ever
Billy2sweet
I'm crying from laughing so hard. Thank you.
TapiocaMartini
THE REVENGE OF SCOTT STERLING!!!!!!!
zQww
They might need some extra protection.
stabbert3
I'm assuming the camera dropped because whoever is filming is hysterically laughing
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
The camera dropped, but he kept going, not even aiming for the reds but taking them out anyway accidentally, yet brutally.
BeeeardedMan
SCOTT STERLINGGGG
Nuggetron59
SCOTT STERRRLING!!!
ExplainThisJoke
triple kill!
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
every single dad watching is going "ooow" and laughing
Pafolo
Hatsunn
I approve of this kind of soccer/football
bearizzlemckizzle
https://youtu.be/gdwchohlMjI
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
I love how the cameraman can't handle it after the third and just drops the phone.
substanceDfordaV
Is this American soccer?
ondrishko
Camera man or woman losing their shit
JuiceJive
Need a ref to step in and explain to this kid how passing is supposed to work.
SoftFur
Snipers aren’t trained to pass. One shot, one kill.
TheNLK
He's tryna pass, they just won't get the fuck out of his way.
THEfreshestbrew
And the first 2 run into each other! Lmao, you can't WRITE better stuff...
SoftFur
You don’t know what I can write. My words are the countenance of birds.
poopymcgee63
It's actually been a while since I've laughed this hard at an imgur post
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Laughed so hard I'm crying.
Beirdo423
Yeah, this is just as good as that dad laughing at kids slipping on ice while picking up his daughter
Wtfacoconut
This is great. Please provide sauce so we can hear it.
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
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jkwasy
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AlCo94
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SeizeTheMemez
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ringoisthebest
there are too many doots not to have a source yet, outrage!
Kyen155
fuck you, fuck you, annnnnnd fuck you!
yohNoodleMonster
Boom! Headshot!
JonSloth
more like "fuck you, fuck YOU and, no your okay, JOKING FUCK YOU TO"
Celron
You get a headshot! You get a headshot! Everybody get's a headshot!
TinyLiehon
Remember that scene when Cyanide is driving THROUGH the forest? I read your comment in his voice at that moment
kamdion
this kid just made 2 headshot and 1 fatal injury xD
ZlmNum
For gems like thisl keep coming to the commentary section
DustingIsForFools
imgoingtoshrekyou
Are those Scott sterlings kids?
chestercheeto
Came back to upvote after realizing the quality of your comment
ExplainThisJoke
the sterling triplets
Elmo18782
Why is this comment not the top comment?
Anhiel69
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Elmo18782
I don't know why you just shared that with me. I know about Scott Sterling.
Anhiel69
my bad, I misread, lol. I didn't see the "not"
DaierMune
THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!
vonsteyr
Are those the names of his three children?
accujimmy
THE OFFSPRING!
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
That mans face is like a brick wall
flankerII
A brick wall that cries a lot
JustHereToSeeStuff
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
gotagofast420
I
Dumbledi
The fact that 1660 people found that as memorable as I did makes me very happy.
notgoingtoarrestyou
You whore
JustHereToSeeStuff
Thanks, hun
saintsolaris
he doesn't look sorry
LuckyMisfit
I scrolled down looking for this specific comment.
JustHereToSeeStuff
And found it you did
Fonzcorp
I don't get this reference :(
Synai
It's from a fake greentext
Dumbledi
https://imgur.com/r/4chan/3YdJs
JustHereToSeeStuff
A bit further up a gentleman/woman posted the original backstory
alticaarden
skittootles
Cap doesn't swear though
Assdickmasterpiece
Uhm.. is there an actual source of this catchphrase? Thought its just a common sentence
Pugovitz
It's so iconic I'm not sure if you're being serious or not, but here you go
Assdickmasterpiece
Was seruous and thanks. Always thought its something like every small sibling does, when they get hurt and crying and scream this phrasw
sexykneesandfriskybits
Neo440
thechillpilgrim
Hatsunn
CompletelyOrginal
FormulaFuzzball
firetasteslikebacon
BubBot
thechillpilgrim
gifasaurous
I honestly don’t understand this comment. I see it a lot. I’m just dumb.
pookieeatworld
gifasaurous
Omg. Thank you!
Meowlene
It's a story about a guy accidentally hurting an opponent while playing soccer. Tried to apologize/ask if ok. Said, "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"
gifasaurous
Thank you too!
OGRavenwolf
Can someone find this man the link? There was a reddit greentext, just search “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY” and you should find it
trigonman3
*4chan greentext
gifasaurous
Thanks heaps. Someone spoon fed me the screenshot and now I don’t feel so left out.
Borednstalkn
I don't have the link. TL;DR, Soccer player blasts another player in the face, tries to say are you fucking okay? and I'm sorry. Got garbled
gifasaurous
Thank you!
amp99
blacknsilver86
I've always thought this seemed really douchey from the kid throwing. Like he did it on purpose then just trots off happy with himself.
cobracommander08
Holy shit this is even better
NashvilleNative
Crying right now, after laughing so hard that I annoyed coworkers.
Daqonium
That’s what you get for standing so close to a ninja
daguq
Boom, 360 no scope headshot.
ThePanda420
Do I see a bloody nose?
LivingAsDad
Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s faking it.
MaadMaanMaatt
dunecat1337
How do the rules treat this?
Tmoneybags
Not supposed to take more than a single step on a throw in, far as I remember.
Jatok
Well it bounced off blue guy and out of bounds. So white probably throws it in again
ButterfaceTaintClown
Yeah, it happened 11 times in a row before I got bored.
bovinobard
This. There's no rule saying you can't contest a throw-in, so technically the guy is allowed to stand there. IIRC he stayed for the next.
Wolvenlight
I dunno. It looks to be within 2 meters/yards, which is a rule violation. Tho that's from FIFA & NISOA, so I don't know if it applies here.
SirDoober
Just imagining an endless loop of him bouncing it off the flailing blue guy
BlueSpaceLizard
Scott Sterling: The early years
sacrosanctt
Not hard to imagine. It's a gif. Just keep watching your dreams come true
ADIRTYWINDOW
I'm not sure official rules wise but because it's a throw in from the side the dude shouldn't be that close
mademelol
You only throw it in from the side
booksaresoghey
Dude can absolutely be that close. There is no rule infraction. Ball went out off blue. It’s white’s throw in again.
Wolvenlight
Was it less than 2 meters? https://www.fifa.com/mm/document/afdeveloping/refereeing/law_15_the_throw_in_en_47365.pdf
SeriousCloud
That sounds like a compelling reason that "dude shouldn't be that close"
iamghost
Well yeah he CAN be but he’s not guarding anything or anyone by standing right by the sideline.
Alawrence3543
You have to be 2yds away
booksaresoghey
No you don’t.
dunecat1337
They don't use metric?
bittduck
This is the rule yes
XethorWasAlreadyTaken
no you don't