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tl;dr - Adam had a poo and virgins saved him
Jan 6, 2015 10:53 PM
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tl;dr - Adam had a poo and virgins saved him
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Always check for loo paper before you poo.
MoccaFixer
Here you can die in a train and no one cares
beatlaboratory
What a time to be alive!
TrickedOut
LOO ROLL SOUNDS LIKE SUSHI
manoz
Reasonably large poo is the best poo..
Forky7
Train etiquette. Super simple stuff.
howjom
Euston we have a problem
Idonthavealottosay
What a time to be alive
ChoChangIsMyDreamGirl
Seems like a good story, but im constipated. Couldnt give a shit.
slaughtermelon6
Only on the way to Glasgow.
csolo
MrRoryPond
The tl;dr explanation makes it sound like unbedded women saved him from his shit.
ashrynn
Three minute response time. That's how you customer service.
aldarian
So this Adam sat on the toilet for 21 hours waiting for this TP?
Ayxu22
it's the next day when he's traveling back, bring's up the joke with them again, he took loo roll with him that time
ricwoo
1Rogue
I really like whoever put together this gif
Waxsmile
Whats the difference between toilet roll and loo roll? (This is not the start of a joke, fellas.)
skathi
loo = toilet
dogenuggets
Apparently came from "Gardez l'eau" that the French would shout before chucking their waste out into the street.
noisetosignal
I always check that there is enough roll before I commit to a s**t. Just poor discipline otherwise.
Kiwi31415
Good on Virgin, but who doesn't check the paper situation before starting?
ingen2
Speaking from experience, those who desperately need to take a reasonably large dump.
reverseblumpkin
If it's a jailbreak situation, there isn't time to check. Besides, even with no paper, the alternative of shitting your pants is far worse.
MunkyBoi
This is the 4th reference to running out of TP I've seen on UserSub today. I usually have to go to the front page to see this much shit.
BlumpkinPie69
I don't have a witty comment. This is just fucking awesome.
LouisianaBob
I have a curious comment for you then. If the poo was "reasonably large" why was he not able to predict if there would be enough TP?
megacolon
I'm confused by the dates. Was he waiting for almost a day?
NotSoSmartAlek
that's the next day, when he's traveling again.
eightOutOfTenCats
I need to learn how to use Twitter.
shapeofthingstocome
Same. All I know is virgin saved the day. No clue what else happened
daletvak
The biggest hive of scum and villainy...
Mypaycheckisshort
Some of these big company's social media reps are downright amazing! Specially Taco Bell...
UsePNGnotJPEG
Nah, tacobell just makes sure to hire astroturfers.
IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole
Taco Bells social media person is so good I expected something on this comment.
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
and Burger King.
ninmonkey
The interview process: You have a customer posting to the world about his poop, lack of paper, and location. What is your first action?
Zanano
Need I mention Denny's?
mordrul
Their ground beef is shitty, but I give them credit for hiring someone pretty cool and savvy to handle their Twitter account.
copingcabana
Somehow, I think Taco Bell was involved on this one, too.
WhippyCleric
We dont have taco bell in uk, but chipotle cd be involved
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Hiring the right person
fishfishfishf
Did you see the time stamps? It took them 23 hrs to deliver the look roll.
thetruemoc
3 mins. the 23 hours was to reply to his next post saying he was getting another train
StarrryNight
No.. the next day photo he's at home with his own loo roll as they suggest. You think our trains are wallpapered with painted paneling?
dogenuggets
Found the Virgin Trains employee!
Pengroves
Well done, Virgin, well done.
freshlancer
This comment could be cut and paste to literally 90% of imgur posts and it'd be valid.
YumYumCumShop
Yea, well done, OP, well done
fartharder
Like a Virgin.
PresidentDwayneElizondoMoutainDewHerbertCamacho
Hell yeah!
sockbuns
That right there is excellent customer service. You da real MVP, Virgin Trains
TeslaTank
As a bonus, Virgin trains have these on their toilets
CatShitTacos
always up vote Bill fuckin Murray +1
iPretend
One day a woman will say these words to me.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
But if you are done then you'll no longer be a virgin... PARADOX ENSUES!
Necronox
HAH! ..."virgin"...
NotSoSmartAlek
@Virgin
pondox
Thank you?
rosscon
http://imgur.com/JHTampU
ChangedMyName
You're welcome
Arceus
We meet again old friend.
ChangedMyName
Ahh yes. And I'm still milking this username for ever fake point possible
Arceus
My biggest regret is changing my name from that to this. XD Still, nice to be referred to as a god every now and then.
threepete
http://cjzero.com/gifs/ConneryFistPump.gif
UnlikelyMotivation
Jesus christ dude. How long were you waiting!?
Ayxu22
it's the next day when he's traveling back, bring's up the joke with them again, he took loo roll with him that time
NOINOON
About 10 hours.
ThatsWhatSheSed
Get your shit together, Adam
ijjiop
Clean your shit up, Adam
Smartzombie
*outstretches hands filled with shit* What now?
RodanMurkharr
Feed her. FEEEEED HER!
saxyrugby
well he would if he HAD SOME FUCKING TP GAWSH
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
It is together. It's just together stuck in his ass hair.
RationalLunatic
I think there called Shitsickles or shitalactite. (I know their name in my native language)
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Like peanut butter on a shag rug.
AnalBeard
Speaking of which....
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Ewwwwww +1
MyDogJake
bezzies?
kisforkatewhowasstruckwithanaxe
Bezzies=besties=best friends. A tweet is edited out, I think, that would help it make more sense. He's saying he and virgin trains are bff.
MyDogJake
thank you very much
davosonion
MW? CB?
Kiwi31415
Generally it's the initials of the customer service rep for their reference.
kisforkatewhowasstruckwithanaxe
Since it changes only with the date, I would bet initials.
MyDogJake
got me man?
queenbhole
Urban dictionary says it's either a "bitch ass motherfucker" or a term to replace "best friends".
MyDogJake
gonna assume it's the latter...
Vegetablelasagnaa
Loo roll
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CreamOfButts
I am laughing way too hard holy shit
huzzler
This might be a stupid question but what is a loo roll?
Iamsonewatthis
Toilet paper. The Brits call the bathroom the loo. Short for lutrine.
huzzler
Ah...thx