thedirtysanch
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And people wonder why we get scam calls over here.
Oct 20, 2016 4:22 AM
thedirtysanch
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And people wonder why we get scam calls over here.
Mugen94
About tree fiddy
mstalltree
lol people are amazing
IMissTashaYar
$3.50
hoozyerdatty
3.14+infinity
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Holy crap they, are so stupid they don't even know where to put commas in numbers!
twinly92
At least 2
Icem4n45
$0.34
theonlyandone
BR-549
cogs
Thanks, Roosevelt.
soulpinata
Arghh! Last time I was almost scammed I was jarred awake by someone calling that I'd been sued I was so freaked our for like 10 min
OkramTheBarbarian
L O L
GreedyJungle
Shit I would have totally fell for that. I'm an idiot.
GreenMeen28
I would have $420,420,420
HawasKaPujari
Non American here, How knowing someone's SS number such a dangerous thing?
shirtpants12
I too would like to know also as well
thisiskissel
$8675309
Snaitf
Oh great! Now it'll be stuck in my head for hours, TYVM! ;D
slaphappysloth
$555,555,555
0nlyZuul
lol I love how "sexualified" was the one who caught on
ZleepyKiwi
As a Nigerian Prince this is very useful.
DrClaww
As a Nigerian King...kong don't have shit on me!
EeyoreOnMonday
Tree Fiddy
boobphysicist
https://imgur.com/ckz7GqG
coolbigandy
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
PippyStrelly
$0,118,999,881,999,119,725.3
andweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Have you tried turning it off and on?
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
eDarwinian selection.
mksfx
I like how they even seperated the parts with commas like a ssn and not money. Complete idiots.
allegroconspirito
This should be a thing.
greenbastardslonglostladycousinemeraldbanshee
I was taught to not talk about my money, thank you.
TheGrumpest
Underrated comic
PantaloonPrincess
Idiots
boobphysicist
you called?
PantaloonPrincess
http://giphy.com/gifs/deliverance-to3I2nkywr2PS
FirstThingThatCameToMind
hello sir or maam, this is windows technical service okay. we discover problem with your computer, okay.
DrClaww
Whoa, I thought you guys were a myth! Here's my name, social and browser history...the last one is guaranteed to solicit pain
Owlberightback
We just need you to download this remote access program real quick. (Doesn't do it) "ok, did it. Now what"
Owlberightback
You'll get a prompt and then please accept it. "But I don't have a computer." Sir...sir...we see you have a windows- "I have several!"
NZSheeps
None. We don't have social security numbers.
TheBlueMuppet
I guess in NZ you don't need them for tracking, since you can just stand on a high point and see everyone at once.
Chewbaccacabra
Commas are just as hard in math as they are in grammar
ctriis87
Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon.
januskincaid
I don't, believe you at, all!
dothesnozberriestastelikesnozberries
What the heck! What kinda numbers are those first two?
ArthurHastings
no they, arent.
riggityriggitywrekt
They literally just put commas where the dashes go for the ssn
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Comas are harder in both.
sampanbou
That's how American social security numbers work- 2 digits, then 3 then 4 so they probably got confused (I don't put it below these guys)
Sadpandathesad
Ummm... American SSN is 3 then 2 then 4 brah.... For instance, mine is ... Wait a minute.... You almost got me there. Sneaky devil.
ravnicrasol
It always confused me how some programs use "," for decimals while others use "."
AliBarber
Depends on what part of the world they're used. Most of Scandinavia uses , as a decimal point
Craazyy1
Am Norwegian, can confirm. I use dot instead though, comma is for listing, dammit!
Thordis424
I live in the Netherlands, most companies I worked for had multiple computer systems half use the . other half ,
AliBarber
Well now I'm just confused
nmgwynn
$1
Antares004
You are missing just a couple of digits Mr Stark
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
sprinckletitties
Not $00,000,0000
Ivajl
No, that was Stephen Lynchs grandfather, and he died by a mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head.
duckshooter
Not tree fiddy?
Kamayak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmAkHUtX1fs
realGeorgelucas
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGd4PRTCEAEJuUi.jpg
robthelob20
You idiot, now I know your social security number!
Fluffypaleness
Jeez how old are you?
nmgwynn
get off my lawn
Elphienis
Oh shit that's old
Koshunae
He has his own lawn. Thats extreme old.
ShadowLightning9510
Monochromatism
Me. Burns wants a word with you, Roosevelt.
sirbenedictjbreen
Bluemax2000
.
Averylazyturtle
I did not, would you mind explaining?
apegetsbored
.
akahata
Explanation for the Non-US, please? What evil can be done with this numbers?
charonthehand
When dealing with banks or other finance companies, often the last four digits of your SSN is used as a confirmation of your identity. 1/2
charonthehand
Because it is assumed to be something only you would know. My bank actually has a code word that I set instead.
AutoeroticDefenestrati0n
Your Social Security Number is your identity. If someone gets your Social Security Number, they can steal your identity and you're screwed.
akahata
And what is the purpose of this number if only one person on earth is allowed to know it? What does an US American do with it? Strange...
AutoeroticDefenestrati0n
Its purpose is to identify someone and basically say "yes, I am this person". It's typically used for monetary purposes.
DenmarkMoreLikeDankmark
Identity theft
dagg3r
But you dont have their names only usernames
DrClaww
It wouldn't even matter. There are over a thousand ways to access information on someone on all personal and business levels of their life
AfroSamuraiRM
Yeeaah but, giving it out over Facebook? Still...
DrClaww
If they are that dumb already...
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
Mine has a letter in it, and it is a B so maybe I have a million billions. but honestly I have like one or two whole money a month.
LifeOfCray
Mine's just the date i was born...
Nurmikko
Mine ends with Y, Rip In Yens
ReleaseTheKracken
How do you have a social security number with a letter in it?... It's a social security NUMBER..
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
I am from france, and I was born in Corsica, area code is 2B for this place. instead of a number I get a letter , it is a rare in france.
fattyneedsfood
In the UK it is 2 letters 6 numbers and another letter
hawkeye23
i dont believe you. show us a picture of your card.
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
I can show you a pic, but 1st french social number is not going to get you anywhere. 2nd: I can take a shot without showing the number dude.
fattyneedsfood
I've lost my card but memorised my number... nor sharing though
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
I never memorised my number this things has like 20 digit.
DMorison
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Insurance_number#Format Not the card per se, but more info than you ever wanted about the number
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
FYI am french social security number means something different for me than the US or rest of the world in general.
ProbablyHot
So 3 letters?
fattyneedsfood
It's the specific order, that's why I put it that way instead of 3 and 6 :)
ProbablyHot
Gotcha, you were, more specifically, listing the order, not the contents.
icanreadlips
2 letters 6 numbers and another letter. Can't you read?
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
this is the internet, some people you will meet do't live nearby.
achievegreatnessbutwaitnapfirst
$8,675,309
Patrojunior
Jenny, I got your number...
rollout25
I got it
ZombieClown
Jenny, I've got your number.
PolarBears91
*niieeeiiieeeiiinee
BombCyclone
Ok, Jenny.
IAmTheCutestOfBorg
I just HAD to sing it.
LawFiveGuy
clearly this is under appreciated.
tactleneckwantsants
girl gave me this number in college...first thought was she is blowing me off so I dialed it right then and her phone started ringing 1/2
tactleneckwantsants
and I looked at her, she laughed and said her dad got it for her on purpose. 2/2
weaselymidget
madman24
Ididnot.gifv
sunyudai
pretend it's a phone number, and sing it like a happy-go-lucky pop song from the 80s.
thatkukki
I heard that song, but only in some flashloops that didnt state the name