crackheadbobb
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How is anyone going to get one?
SzechuanSource
Of course it's in Kentucky that someone gets glued to a toilet seat...
someguy15591
I work at Walmart in a smaller area (~7000 people) it's not a bad place to work.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Wal-Mart: a little taste of Florida around the world.
kaamila
work at Walmart and never seen any type of this stuff. Opposite actually. Hot chicks in yoga pants all day.
slushed1088
More!
Idrinkforevil
If you havent seen Superstore I recommend watching it. Its a parody of Walmart and done really well.
FullMetalBitch
I live just south of Fayetteville, AR where Walmart is based and our Walmart are great. The people however...fucking Christ.
CivitatemInkas
misterskeItaI
Those poor fishies :(
Unverified
I spend the extra and go to Target
JohnBluehill
I learned this lesson a couple of years ago after I started cross-border shopping.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I live in Bentonville AR. Home of Walmart and we actually take really good care of our stores. The people though are still funny.
FibonacciToInfinity
Hello neighbor! I live near the 2nd super center. It's kinda their "experimental" store.
FullMetalBitch
I live in Russellville, I said the same thing, the Walmart is always nice and has amazing produce (not in KCMO tho) but the peoole...
Vaenaemoenen
I love Walmart people. Atleast the image i have in my head because of these posts. They just don't give a fuck.
FlattusMaximus
I thought the fish tanks was the TV section.
urustai
I had to scroll back up to double check. Didn't dawn on me that those are... That had to have been neglected for months D:
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Me, too. That's some dirty-ass h2o.
Mitchell99
American Walmart*
OliverClothesoff70
What's wrong with this one?
That's just smart store-level marketing and merchandising.
ThingsWithinThings
Agreed. I saw that and thought, "that's just good marketing and product placement right there."
KriegerSanWaifu
I don't understand this one?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
A Christmas Story character wanted a BB Gun but the parents always said "you'll shoot your eye out, kid"
BORO8574869
Cloud9
SanguinePaladin1280
The cookie guy has his priorities straight
WhoisthisNaomiyouspeakof
#3 Just noticed this was bullshit. All the ones behind it are white.
JebediahJones
What's so noteworthy about #8
fathogwrestler
I assume it's 20 foot tall cage of stuff animals.
JebediahJones
I don't get it
ShadeEmberi
I wonder how many children corpses are in there...
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
the 4 i have been to around here are never this cool
KomodoKill
If I ever go to USA, I need to visit a Walmart
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Hopefully among other things. Walmart then the grand canyon. Call me, I'll get you a rental car so you can see all the oddities.
CorneliusCornwall
It bigs me they put the wrong brand of bb gun with the Christmas story dvds
2fligh2high
Is Wallmart really that bad?
Viccica
I find that every Walmart is a reflection of the area it's in. Nicer towns and cities it's actually pretty enjoyable/easy shopping.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Not really, but they have over 5000 stores spread across the US. Statistically you are going to get some odd people and bad stores.
ErikaLight
This scares me as a American
tats10bucksUOme
Man, this kind of entertainment is why I don't go to target
inkpod
Honestly, I think it's depressing. We becoming fat and stupid, and Walmart shoppers are leading the charge.
downvoteacct
After retiring, I use to go to Walmart 2-3 times a week just for entertainment, was not disappointed.
Contrarianpov
Wth is with the kid in the frayed t-shirt and the basket full of chips ahoy?!
StillNotYouTube
Have you ever had chewy chips ahoy? When I open the package, I don't stop until it's empty.
kissmyassets
A cookie monster
LifelikeMeatPopsicle
I worked there for a while. It crushed my soul and burned up the last shreds of my faith in humanity. I still haven't recovered...
divedeeper
Story time?
pandabuhrx3
I work at Kmart, not nearly as bad as Walmart but I've learned that I really hate people.
SavageBadunkadunk
Just quit a month ago after doing 3 years there. Worst time of my life
mowo1980
I worked there as well. I feel the same way and my mom doesn't get why I hate Walmart so much.
BrinklesDom
Currently work there, I feel you
bonemealtrapdoor
I worked there for a month and then I was laid off for no reason. It was depressing thinking I wasn't even good enough for Wal-Mart.
Bandignomette
Like when I was looking for my first job, and had an interview at McDonalds, and didn't get hired. :(
EerieShade56
You sound like you have some great stories.
LifelikeMeatPopsicle
None that I'm glad to know.
Somanyquestions
Those are the great ones, do a post!
TheGoodKaren
Same. I once had a vacuum thrown at my face because it "Was suppose to be $15." It was a Dyson that rang up at $430. Got a black eye.
LifelikeMeatPopsicle
I had a guy try to fight me because I told him his larva wasn't allowed to ride the bikes in the store.
walkingstephenhawking
Omg larva, hahahahaha, that's brilliant.
TheGoodKaren
Someone took a dump in my register stall while I was at a break. That was fun. There was corn.
Jollyburger
I did three years there. It changes you.
Spellspark
Still work at walmart...and...*cries*
LifelikeMeatPopsicle
I'm sorry my friend. I will raise a glass in your honor tonight.
Naderofdoom
I spend most of my time there cracking jokes about how many places you could hide a body...
SqueakShow
Stories?
Spellspark
I work in electronics so I got a fair ammount of them I can do a post when I get home
Spellspark
I work in electronics so I got a fair ammount of them I can do a post when I get home
DarthKratos
I would have love to see a show about wallmart, and the host it would have been Steve Irwin.
HTpandemic
Walmart*
Iruh
funny, the last post was about his son. Potential host?
KingZuko
Try and watch 'Superstore'. I think that is what you want, but without Steve Irwin...
CANADIANMIST
I have some bad news for you buddy.
momemes
larry the cable guy, nick cannon, Gabriel Iglesias maybe written by mindy kaling, guest starring race change youger brother and margeret cho
Sandman801
Now I'm sad:(
squishybaker
could still make the show but with david attenborough.
baconyetti
His son could do it. He's the spitting image of him
DarthKratos
wolvensong
Or a Bear Grylls survival special
EarthAnimalArmy
Bear wouldn't survive an hour
Stormmehhh
They ran outta half price cheetos!... better drink my own piss
ImNvrGonnaGvUup
I just wish to see Steve Irwin
MyNameIsFriday
Check out videos of his son, Robert.
Swift2568
David Attenborough could do it.
abcismasta
Boy have I got news for you.
HydraulicPotatos
To be fair David Attenborough would be pretty awesome in that
Caldaque
I second this.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
"In its own habitat, the creature moves around in a sloth like manner.."
SvprHanc
Crikey!
DontKnowTheSource
Walks up to half naked fat man. "I'm gonna poke it with a stick" fat man then tries to chase Irwin around walmart
ForgetAboutThis
Tries lmao
Howtogrowwood
Wotch out boys and girls! Dangaa dangaa dangaa
InsolventTacos
He's a feisty bloke!
Buckbeak1486
It was the South Park parody of Steve Irwin that said that, right?
ImDoneLurking
"I'm gonna sneak up on him and jam my thumb up his butthole. OH NOW HES REAL PISSED OFF!" Best impression ever
Buckbeak1486
It would have been perfect if they actually got Steve Irwin for the voice! That sounds like something he would have found hilarious!
DontKnowTheSource
Yes it was
BunnyliciousBubblegum
I once saw a Walmart fish tank where there were dead fish skeletons that'd obviously been eaten off for weeks. Absolutely unacceptable.
biggestred
Yeah that one actually rustled my jimmies a bit
touchthebutt
When I was little, my dad and I used to take guesses on how many dead fish we'd find in Walmart and then go count them...
catsarepeople
Haven't seen a Walmart that sells fish in a long time, glad they stopped.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Mine does, but they look pretty okay in there
Artgang
My Walmart in Utah still sells fish, I've never seen the fish tanks look dirty but then again I don't see them every day
TUMCB
Utah here as well. I remember one of my favorite shopping moments as a kid was going to see the fish at Walmart, never got one though :(
SerOddgar
As a vendor that travels to dozens of Walmart's. Plenty still sell fish, and I've never seen a dirty tank.
biggestred
Still have one in my town, it's not the worst I've ever seen but still improperly maintained. Walmart really has no business selling fish.
Gayforbae
Oh they absolutely do.But I live in a college town so maybe that's why.The tanks are always clean.I like to walk by and look at them
BunnyliciousBubblegum
I would say this was about a year ago, but if a lot of them have stopped then that's great.
catsarepeople
I think when a lot of them get remodelled the fish tanks go away. All of the ones in my area are new or recently remodeled.
BunnyliciousBubblegum
I'm happy that they're getting less common at the least. And the one I was at was old for a Walmart.
MrMightyMackerelMan
As a fishkeeper it's disgusting. They should really leave selling live animals to specialty pet shops.
BunnyliciousBubblegum
Absolutely. Or they could at the very least have a specific job for cleaning the tanks. It's my understanding that they don't.
MrMightyMackerelMan
Yeah. They also buy fish that are hard to take care of and don't sell adequate equipment to care for them so they die and people buy more.
22HABU22
I was at a Walmart fish section yesterday, as I needed some tubing for my brine shrimp hatchery, and they had 15-20 oscars in a 5gal...
MrMightyMackerelMan
And they sell puffers that need very specific diets and raised salinity and SG as the grow up to beginners, even though they're hard to keep
22HABU22
But what was worse was that they had obviously starved silver dollars there