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May 7, 2025 5:38 PM
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OtisTDrunk
#26
FishieStardust
#2
razalude
Called them whipping shitties in NE too. It’s a Midwest thing, I think.
BangPowBoom
#21 here it's doing one in reverse.
cepacolusmaximus
#6 what my co-workers need to understand, is I don't give a fuck about you people
101Medic
#21 I've heard that used down in Oklahoma. We also call u turns "Flipping a bitch". As in, "Shit, I missed my turn. Gotta flip a bitch"
FractalB
#10 /gallery/Y2v41Jz
Jinxies
The reason I'll always live cats is because I've never once seen one look guilty for anything, and I respect that.
jasondeslin
https://xkcd.com/783/
Seriously. Skip your bloody directions. I can't follow them. I know I won't be able to follow them. Just hearing them gives me a panic attack. Just shut the fuck up and give me the address.
BlancheTuttle
#21 This honestly sounds like it should be Boston slang, not Minnesota.
ourschultz24
Cinderella wasnt an orphan. Her dad remarried. We just dont meet or see him.
BinkyTheRabbit
#14 lmaooooo
OtisTDrunk
#19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7BPcOksCJQ
Greypuppy
#16 My feral ass warlock Speak With Dead'ing a severed hand he found in his own inventory
JumperBones
@UncleSlam123 may have seen #11...
UncleSlam123
Even if that went off without a hitch, I imagine they’d still end up in a future dump of mine. Great find!
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MayMayz4DayzYo
#6 Baller exit.
JimJim11
#21 I live in BC. I’ve called making a U turn on a road “Whipping a shit hook” for most of my life. I don’t know where I got it from and Boone else I’ve met has ever heard it called that before. So this is nice to hear. I’m guessing when I was in my drug and alcohol crazed 20’s I met someone from Minnesota.
glasshouseinarockstorm
#1 somehow coffee and cigarettes made Kermit French in my head
CaptainThePirate
I always thought Kiss from a rose was pretty clearly about about an addict who finds love and replaces his drug addiction with his addiction to the person he loves.
pharmie01
Considering it makes and appearance on the Batman Forever soundtrack it’s clearly about Batman missing Joker and he’s replaced him with two face and riddler
RedJacketHero
#28 this but it's the GPS
3Davideo
#10 Apparently the routes that go around the south end of the lake are too much for this person?
HighMagosSquidward
#10 wouldn't actually save much time. Also a bridge spanning that much water is terrifying. The Mackinac island Bridge is scary enough for me. White knuckles the whole time.
OuchYoureonmyhair
#2 "Hallucinating again, Susan? You really need to seek help." - perfectly innocent cat, probably.
alienstomper
#10 also cause theres a train. Its actually nice, cost effective, and timely. Except for the nice and timely parts.
sisuandserenity
#20 Native Minnesotan here. We whip shitties when we outgrow playing Duck, Duck Gray Duck but before we reach the age of knowing how to make a solid hotdish.
miles4pints
#5 Kobe!
gayvillian
#6 sorta like this. He told us at the start of the shift. Baller move.
lonosham
#21 We Aussies also call it “hanging the arse out of a dunny” so I get it
WoopDeFrickenDoo
here I was picturing people eating donuts in a car and calling it whipping shitties
lonosham
I mean technically it’s “hanging the arse of my dunny door” (rhyming slang for Commodore, the biggest bogan car there is)
Turkleturts
Do we though? In my many decades of life I have never heard that phrase.
DeerLord44
Ditto, heard several terms with the most common being "doughies" but never whatever the hell that guy said
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
#6 I could do that
MayMayz4DayzYo
I believe in you!
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Retire? In this economy?
Bunhyung
#15 My insurance agent once told me to always take to deer because if you damage your vehicle in the ditch or tree it becomes a preventable collision.
101Medic
All fun and games until the deer joins you in the cabin.
nothingunused
Are you suggesting I should keep a roadkill deer carcass in my trunk in case I end up in a ditch?
yaddiex3
You don't need to produce the deer. You just have to claim it WAS a deer.
3Davideo
Or if you get peckish
Bunhyung
Absolutely, doesn't matter what you hit.