Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 785

Mar 17, 2026 1:15 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @MONGOMAKE made these cute coasters. I love sunflowers. Great job.

27 Man Tax: Ian Somerhalder

“Whatever creativity is, it is in part a solution to a problem.” - Brian Aldiss

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).

***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me

#24 There are two types of TV shows. I much prefer shows with 6-13 eps, 5 seasons, and tight arcs. If you want hundreds of eps of monster of the week jazz, that’s all good, but there’s loads of shows that would be pretty ruined by dragging them out to 22 ep seasons

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Im so happy for Allen

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#2 That's a great way of illustrating diversity, equity and inclusion, imo.

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#19 drive off and save him lady!

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#19 I'm thinking that seal should not be that close to the edge. they're more than capable of surging out of the water and grabbing something with a flipper sticking out line that

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#27 he's so good looking but his personality seems insufferable

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#8 I didn't know this was gonna be a feel good dump, but I am here for it.

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#22 Always has been

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#14 I thought it was a C-section station using pac man scissors

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#5 Last line.

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#10 WHO let the cats out?!? Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

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#8 Allen stuck his dick in crazy.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's a skit.

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#19 "Dude, drive, let's get out of here while we still can, before... Oh no."

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Make for the shore, lady! Full throttle ahead!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#19 so glad that the average human doesn't have to live life as a potential meal

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#19 They are part of the crew now.

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#3 Is your dermatologist also a vampire?

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Green arrow for Mike and his magical beard!!!!

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#13 is clearly someone teasing a disabled
MR. Pacman by shaking their ass at him

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#24 tis what happens when you don't get all that sweet sweet ad revenue

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#24 I disagree. I don't need or want 22 episodes in a season. I want however many are needed to tell a story, with no filler episodes. I mean, Jesus, I remember when seasons had 24 episodes and at least 8 were garbage that only existed to sell ads. I think a good length (on average) is probably about 14-16. None of this 6 nonsense: that's a miniseries, not a season.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so true, streaming was supposed to allow them to make shows as long or short as needed, episodes not forced into being 45 mins long to fit a time slot, 22 episodes to fit a season. Instead, we just get increasingly low quality trash for more and more cost. And they STILL try to ram ads down our throats.

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#18

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ah yes, the soothing voice of Iago

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#18 I'm assuming there's a stabbing of Caesar joke in here somewhere but all I can really get from this particular image is "oh, the ninja turtles are about to gangbang the little caear's guy"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yep, that's the joke

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really expected something a little deeper than that being the ides of march, with all the Caesar jokes flying around, but I guess not

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Ides of March was the 15th, so a meme would have been a day late in this dump ;)

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#9 Cat food? More like, hairball

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#24 We live in the shittiest timeline.

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#20 Honestly, if someone got me that, I'd propose on the spot.

Also, GIIIIVE.

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They've got the MEATS

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username checks out

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#19 You crank up the motor and get yourself and your new friend the fuck outta there. That's what you do.

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You can't do that around them. Personally I would prefer being friends with orca over any other sea creature.

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"You gotta go...." "Ow wait... you're hiding from the murdersquad.. take all the time you want.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Right? Like, lady - it's buffet time out there and I'm made of blubber. Dafuq.

1 week ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Didn't click the link and thought you meant taking Allen to a pub away from Karen

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Let him hang out there, he's not hurting anybody.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chug slowly towards the shore reassuring the seal that he is going to be just fine in his new home, my bathtub.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sea Lion.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected! Thank you.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean would they chase the boat? Should you sacrifice the seal so you don’t turn into food with it? Throw all of your catch in the water so you can make a getaway? Would that make them chase you expecting more fish? I can think of some options but have no idea what would be the smartest.

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It doesn't need to be the perfectest answer of all time, it just has to work. Those orcas are also planning their next move, and they are known to give boats a shake

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You can get fined for operating a vessel near whales. Best bet is to just chill out and wait for them to move on. Unless you're on a yacht in Europe, in which case they're coming for you.

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Honestly, I'd take the fine... Saving a sea lion would be a neat bonus, I guess, but those orca are more than capable of getting onto that little boat or sinking it by bumping it too hard. Just my armchair opinion

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If it weren’t for the orcas attacking yachts I would have thought I was perfectly safe to just wait for them to give up. They did a good job getting the message out, amazing PR team.

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#25 Various member of my immediate family are discovering some level of ADD or ADHD, including several of my direct descendants. I rabbit-hole easily and sometimes find it very difficult to self-motivate at what I'm SUPPOSED to be doing. Starting to wonder a bit. This post seems very familiar....

1 week ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

ADHD runs in families so if your immediate family members have it then it's VERY likely you do as well.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's genetic soooo....
Welcome to the fam! If you do have it you'll start finding out lots of connections to other symptoms and habits. Do you hate certain sounds? Do you have a weird relationship with food? Are you tired a lot?

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Aren't some of these sensory inputs more related to ASD than ADHD? I have both anyway, just always good to learn new stuff.

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They're comorbid and have a lot of similarities, I'm diagnosed with ADHD but absolutely know ASD as well

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Forty percent of individuals with Autism have ADHD: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1750946721000349

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The 'sounds' one is interesting. I DETEST writing with a standard pencil. (Barely okay with a fine mechanical.) Always have. I can feel the graphite scraping off onto the paper and it's extraordinarily grating.

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I looove writing, I can't stand the sound of specific foods being eaten near me, the sound of a blender, and not a normal amount, they enrage me. I can't do movie theatres because other people are distracting. I would murder over the sound of metal scraping on metal, like someone with rings holding on to a metal stair rail

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I consider most of these sensory issues related with ASD; at least that's how I found out about them. Textures, mostly, applying to pretty much anything from writing on paper, like you said, to food or clothing. But also light, sound and smell. My home is always warm and dimly lit and I wear sunglasses pretty much all the time when out. Also I wear over-ear headphones with noise cancelling even if I do not listen to anything. I avoid any perfume in household products, especially clothes washing.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I detest writing period.
I recently spent 8 hours writing 131 flashcards.
16.375 an hour sounds awfully slow and studying then consisted of fighting the urge to try to fix all of the letters and words which came out wrong.
I made all kinds of other errors.
I misspelled and omitted words, wrote some things multiple times, and for one flashcard, wrote the answer for the wrong question.
I made almost 400 more online and learned vastly more while making them than the ones I did by hand.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly, my ADHD diagnosis at 46 explained so many things about my life.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ditto

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty much exactly in the same boat. Care to elaborate and share on the impact it had in your life?

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I'd already developed a tonne of coping mechanisms, but getting on Wellbutrin improved my memory from "barely functional" to "can remember things much of the time" and getting on Vyvance improved my executive function from "that wrapper lives on my floor now" to "that wrapped had been on my floor for a month, I will pick it up"

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I find my memory is only infrequently an issue. Most of the time, it's so clear and goes back so far, others are wondering WTH. But when I lose something, it's usually an appointment. THOSE are almost impossible for me to track.

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Thank you. That sounds awesome. So the diagnostic helped you get the right medication and that is the core of what changed significantly? I ask because in my country (Romania) I can hardly get a diagnostic for adults and even with that I can hardly get medication. Officially, at least :-)

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Being able to explain and understand why my brain does the stupid shit that it does is also very helpful, both for me and for others.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When my daughter was diagnosed with ADHD her doctor turned to my husband and me and excitedly said, "Okay, now let's see which one of you two has it!" Spoiler: it was both.

Apropos of nothing: do you lose things all the time and forget every appointment, OR do you have a meticulous 20-point system to ensure that you don't? How often do you refuse to eat or use the bathroom when you really need to?

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm curious about that 20-point system. What is it? How does it work?

I thought I am just forgetting the input/output of my body, but, yeah, I think I am actually ignoring the signals and often end up refusing to act on them. Interesting.

I am just learning this is hereditary, never figured that out.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every part of the system is based on me not trusting my brain to hold information, and therefore no longer giving it that job.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that is a similar door I have opened when I started building my system. I guess I was intrigued by you calling it a "20-point" system.

I don't trust my brain to hold info but I also struggle to build that system and integrate it as habits. I don't trust my brain, but I can trust my whole nervous system to build reflexes with micro-habits.

Some of them are just so embedded I have a hard time identifying them :-)

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When I was in grad school, a professor told me I wasn't organized. My intern supervisor told me "No, you're very organized. It's just in a way that only makes sense to you." My point being, don't ask someone with adhd their organizational method, cause it will only make sense to them.

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OK. But I can still ask and they still can answer and exchanging perspectives and ideas and opinions is still healthy, right?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Late to this, but for sure! You might get a blank look from some, as they try and put a multilayered process into words.

For example, me. Haven't been diagnosed with anything but a concussion a couple of years meant I started diving into all sorts of brain stuff. Then a moment of realisation: I'm on the spectrum too.

We all are, to some degree, depending on the time of day lol ...

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof, there's a lot. It starts with a physical planner (color coded). Plus a dry erase calendar at home (also color coded). A place for everything important, especially my keys, and setting absolute rules for myself about where I can put things and--more importantly--when I'm not allowed to let them leave my hand. Setting timers on my phone for every time I have to leave the house, or turn off the stove, or remember to do an important task. Sand timers so I can see how much time I have left.

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And then if something is really REALLY important asking someone I trust to text me when it's time to remember the thing. And putting post -it notes on the front door to make sure I don't forget what I'm supposed to bring. Setting something important inside the shoes I'm going to wear or blocking the front door. Honestly it's a whole thing.

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I think this is so cool and frustrating at the same time! First of all, thanks for sharing this. It's really helpful to see how others deal with it and how it all changes depending on where you are on this spectrum.

I love the use of shoes to remember thing — I also place things against my door) and the sand timers (I use a gravity pomodoro cube timer).

I love the color coding calendar (I use the digital app to sync across my devices). And a habit tracker helps most times, too.

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