ChickenSoupVendingMachineRepairMan
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I have no idea how to do it myself but there's a heck of a lot of posts around here that seriously deserve it.
Source: American Gods.
May 18, 2017 7:20 PM
ChickenSoupVendingMachineRepairMan
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I have no idea how to do it myself but there's a heck of a lot of posts around here that seriously deserve it.
Source: American Gods.
jestefarean
I'm not dead yet...
GozerTheGozerian
But in the book Boromir kept fighting for a time after that.
HitlersHornyNippleRing
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
sandstruk
He ded
TheBrofessionaI
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!!?!?
troy11998822
He ded.
Syppi
He ded
EverythingWittyAlreadyTaken
It's like Soldier of Fortune 2 but with arrows instead of an Uzi.
FernandoRumdebum
Amazon Prime doesn't charge extra for 4K content. I watch this show in 4K and it is just...phenomononmenal (not sure how to spell that word)
YouAndTheHorseYouRodeInOn
Com' on! Surely one of those arrows would miss him
imyellinkimberr
Dot. Coming back for the gif when the talent arrives
MichaelWessels
I was there that day. I put those arrows into the stunt guy.
DuckThatBarks
I'm downvoting only because I've seen this poor bastard die a thousand arrows numerous times over the past few weeks.
RedIronCrown
This is why assault bows are illegal.
Jinxies
It's ok! He's still got 1hp, so he's fine.
CrypticRuin
No, because it clips that last arrow that sticks his foot, which would be incredible if it was the only upvote.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
"Then I took an arrow to th-" *FWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOSSHH!!*
nomunnywunnytilugetthebunnyhunny
You cut out the last one in the foot. It really makes the point.
purpleader
Raelic
Shoulda wore eye protection
KentuckyFriedChildren
Found the OSHA inspector
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Man I visited my parents when they were watching this the other day and it was right as the genie was jizzing fire into that dudes brain
KentuckyFriedChildren
This description just made me LOL
CrypticRuin
Djinn
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I don't understand why whoever shot those arrows needed that one particular guy dead so badly
SnickersArmstrong
As a warning to the others.
Yojoo
The show is full of stylized, heightened reality. As well as unreliable narration. Don't overthink the logic of that arrow attack.
Earan
The entire thing feels like a dream, it's amazing
ballsinaheatwave
Its trippy as balls I love it
GioDoe
That would be sweet
UmnikMo
What show is that
CrypticRuin
American gods
ballsinaheatwave
Can we talk about the blood in that
ChickenSoupVendingMachineRepairMan
http://imgur.com/BrZSYo8
ballsinaheatwave
So dope
ThirdPartyPreacher
OMFG WTF is going on in this tv show, it's like I am so confused about what's going on that I need to keep watching this.
FernandoRumdebum
It's one of the very very VERY few shows that do vagueness properly
Iceman0624
What show
noosh82
That's how they get'cha!
OhSpartacus
I'd hate to ruin it. If you're keen on mythologies of different cultures, many of the characters will start to seem familiar.
Duraxis
I'm a bit of a mythology nerd, and I still had no idea who half of them were without google
ChickenSoupVendingMachineRepairMan
http://imgur.com/aalLKj4
ballsinaheatwave
The subtitles should be changed to read the book or something
nontamopiu2
Good job, American gods marketing team.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
You should read the book!
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
Nice try the devil
sassynpretentious
Seriously
jackwhitesotherotherotherband
Wife just picked it up for me so its next in line.
Yakeshinu
Absolutely! Then 'Anansi Boys'!
jorvik89
When you piss off your DM
zephen
When you try to wander into the hostile elven woods.
FlaymingFyre
In my campaign, I gave my players some stronger armour that has a few abilities to help with hard battle. Thing is, the power is fading.
SayoKel
Or ranger
Spudders
or necromancer
Seriouslydou
Nah, more likely a fighter with all those extra attack actions, would probably also need an action surge to pull it off.
SayoKel
I was thinking of conjure barrage
Seriouslydou
fair enough, but I usually think of that hitting an enemy 3 times, and you can't make any attacks after it.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
D&D should not be a play vs DM game.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Depends. Some of the campaigns are combat challenges, not story lime progression. In which case the DM makes a fair fight, and tries to
Findlayh
Yeah.... But sometimes players are just dicks. And it feels real good to dick em right back.
Haldark
And a multiplayer game should be played so that everyone enjoys themselves. Like hell that always happens, eh? I don't disagree.
Haldark
BUT... if I was gonna out a player who refuses to listen to our asides, he's probably going out like a bitch.
OneCoolFrood
Nah but if a player is metagaming and being a little shit, someone has to put them in their place.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I mean... the best solution is really to pull them aside and talk to them, telling them to cut that shit out.
OneCoolFrood
Oh hey everybody, look at this guy with his maturity and adult solutions to problems.
Seriouslydou
I mean.... combat is the definition of player vs DM. Not to mention some of the times I've had the most fun as a player were when my DM 1/2
Seriouslydou
Was actively trying to screw our party over because we had become pretty strong. Those were some intense and awesome fights, and I have 2/3
Seriouslydou
no bitterness over losing a character in one of said fights. 3/3
CarlosOfNightvale
The entire point is that you're playing as a hero and the DM is playing as the world, all the monsters, and all the people.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
The entire point is a shared story telling experience, it's the DM's job to make it challenging and exiting, not to destroy the players
CarlosOfNightvale
I agree. It is also their job to smite smart asses as the god of this world you've created if they try to exploit your game
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I'm generally of the mindset that pulling those players aside and telling them to cut it out is a better solution.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
If they don't listen I'll simply suspend them from play or completely kick them out
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
My simple solution was to ad non canon sessions for players to dick around in. Some non canon events became canon, if they died in the next