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Jan 19, 2018 1:46 PM

NeverSplitTheParty

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EDIT: hot damn, front page. Send cats and noodles, I guess?

#22 reminds me of that Black Mirror episode, Fifteen Million Merits

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else feel really sorry for those bees? No? Just me? Well, OK then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Looks fake or whatever, but more importantly, "Like for respect" seems disrespectful here, right?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

paging @thedumpcommenter Thedumpcommenter to the brown courtesy phone, please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 Does the gorrilla one say "God's Hand" in the corner?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snoop Dogg= High Chihuahua; 50 Cent= American Bulldog, imposing but mostly harmless; Dr Dre=Chow, lowkey the worst; Eminem= Pug, used...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to be amazing, now kind of inbred.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my God that fuckin last message on the dilf pick Holy shit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah that guy was brutally savage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45 no #thuglife

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf who was the strange Ramirez outside the space door. I need to know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are all those "lils" actually rappers? I haven't heard any of those names before

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They're like Soundcloud rappers or something..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So are there like other pics of the tiger er whut

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

Lit.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Best

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call me a prude but I don't like dead kid jokes.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

You’re a prude

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Prude

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#17:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dog one zoomed in:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 straight up destroyed that girl

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 Classic Todd

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know I wanted a white doberman until now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Krabs is voiced by Clancy Brown, not Darin de Paul (the actual voice actor of Reinhardt)

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Also played Brother Justin on a great HBO show called "Carnivale" (that unfortunately ended way too soon after just two seasons)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats true. The Kurgan voices mister Krabs.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't forget he was blackhand from Warcraft.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie, that is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

half of these were taken from a dump yesterday and even posted in the exact same order wtf.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Todd is a f*cking savage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi i am 7 years old and i lauGHED forever

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And you know who that person was; Albert Einstein.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Then everybody clapped.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Elderscrolls lore for imperials is wrong cyrodil not oblivion, oblivion is the realm of Daedra

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That sounds like something a stealth archer would say.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, the plural of Khajiit is Khajiiti. The High Elves are Altmer, not Thalmor. "The Skyrim games," line kills my soul a bit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know that picture is all about trolling, right?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lot of comments on here which suggest people are taking it seriously

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, but they really shouldn't.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it was a joke but it still hurt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK, fair.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's KLINGER. Maxwell Q. Klinger. Not Clinger.He's a Disney princess now - treat him right!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

UGGGH

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 19, 2018 8:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but you drink cheap beer - who cares what you do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat accuracy on the skyrim one though. That deserves an upvote on its own.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The Skyrim one is actually super not-accurate. "the province of Oblivion", calling Altmer "thalmor", "the Skyrim games", smh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't understand the stealth archery part

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I loved stealth archer, but moved to vampire mage with the help of mods to make that more interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everyone starts out with the best of intentions, on being melee, 2h, mage, whatever. Everyone ends up being a ranged assassin.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think it's there because kinda everyone plays as a stealth archer at first - I know I did, that's the easy way

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sneak attack archer builds in Skyrim are hilariously lethal, to the point that you can flat out break the game with them.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact for the Reinhardt voice actor one: Darin de Paul did not voice Mr krabs. It was the drill sergeant from Starship troopers that does

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Clancy Brown is his name

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Clancy Brown?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's it! Lol I only really remember him from Starship troopers and highlander

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget Shawshank.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I know who to of those people are

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know all the old ones. Not a single one of the young.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never cared for rap/hip hop/ r&b

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I could name a single song, but most of those people are part of the culture of the time. Named in news segments etc.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah well that's why I know eminim and Snoop.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who has spent way too much time playing the Elder Scrolls games, reading this made my brain hurt

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS THAT THEY CALLED ALTMER THE F*CKING THALMOR NOT ALL ALTMER ARE THALMOR!!! *sorry Skyrim nerd here... got pissed*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The post is satire, especially with the whole stealth archer thing which is a pretty big thing on the Elder Scrolls/Skyrom subreddit. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck Thalmor though. If you like them, you also like strangling children and puppies. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guilty of doing stealth archer on many playthroughs. Recently started a vampire mage with vampire & magic mods, and it's great!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"The Skyrim games." *Sighs*

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

*Pounds head into desk repeatedly*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pictures of the races are the designs from oblivion too. They just dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's the joke... Or at least one of the jokes.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I'm really looking forward to Skyrim VI: Valenwood.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Vomits Blood*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Province of oblivion" mother fucker is cryodiil oblivion is multiple plains of existence, im refering to the imperial tabloid in that pic.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Also "from the skyrim series" like how do you not know that the series is the elder scrolls. Just cause skyrim is the "biggest and bestist"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's a joke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesnt mean its the fucking series title.

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