StraightOnThroughTheChompers
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Donny tweets during last night's DNC. "Delusional Shithead" does not begin to describe this fool.
Aug 23, 2024 4:28 PM
StraightOnThroughTheChompers
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Donny tweets during last night's DNC. "Delusional Shithead" does not begin to describe this fool.
DewiMorgan
Why can't we get fact checking at this speed, on the ticker at the bottom of the news, on his speeches? Only, factually correct?
malfunctionm1ke
Get off the fucking toilet, Shitface. Of course she is talking about you
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ThomasTheWankEnglne
hes running to be an ASSISTANT president. arguably a better resume
givinyouthegoodpipe
Any football players that don't call the assistant coaches "coach" are still running windsprints to this day...
IceWeaselX
Re: that first "distinction," Trump was the last resort hire, not the creator of The Apprentice.
Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20240601005453/https://slate.com/culture/2024/05/donald-trump-news-2024-trial-verdict-apprentice.html
pkfyre
So weird
IgnisInvictus
● Does it matter he wasn't a Head Coach? Most of us don't know the difference.
● Who cares where Hunter is? Am I supposed to care?
● Since when was Thank You a bad thing?
● Yes, she's talking about him. Probably. Because he's a moron. And even if he wasn't, she's his political rival. Of course, she was talking about him.
So very freaking weird.
I have real time thoughts too. I'm not a presidential candidate. Those thoughts still don't ALL come out of my head onto the internet in real time.
Darklinkinfinite
And Republicans have the gall to call Walz’s son a “blubbering bitch boy” when this is their man?
bexxMaker
katejo2000
Hands are way too big.
KatieVick
He has a handprint at Madam Toussads in Las Vegas. I am 5’8 with what I consider to be small hands. Mine are larger, which is sad. On the plus side, small hands make your junk look bigger.
DrDadJokes
Vance was an assistant couch
jonReremy9669
assaulting couch
LootenetDan
Assistant to the couch
Marcolorn
With benefits.
FTUG
I really hate that the retweet function of truth social is labeled retruths, so fucking cringy
iamgnat
I guess Rudy was correct after all. Truth isn't truth (at least on that site).
xETM
That lies are tweeted as "Truths" is pretty fucking cringy to begin with
BofusTeefus
You should check out his followers.
imgurianitarian
LanceCorporalBadger
XaoJet
cleverascanbe
MikeRInternetTraveler
Not that he ever had it, but dude is fucking losing it. I hope it breaks him and he shows up to a rally in a bathrobe and duckie slippers or something.
ToonamiT0M
An assistant coach is a coach. The grasping at straws is pathetic.
VibratingNipples
painstream
Yeah, this. Reminder: stop spreading conservative shit just to dunk on it. Starve them of attention and oxygen.
taez555
His fans loved him because everything he did & said made the “libs” and dems mad, they loved it so much it didn’t matter that he was picking their pocket & offering nothing whatsoever.
What will they do in November now that everyone is just laughing at their guy? He’s not providing the old dopamine hit from “owning the libs” anymore, he’s just a sad old clown with a tired act
FusRoDer
*cue video of woman getting trump tattooed on her forehead*
DarkSock
Neednoggle
In November they'll vote for him. We've been laughing at him for a long time, and that hasn't wavered their support yet, why are they going to change now?
TrueNorthernLights
Not like this we haven't. Not on live TV. You can tell because ol Donny Boy is actually throwing tantrums.
FireSolvesProblems
But that's the thing I don't think most of us are mad. I mean yes what he says upsets us but mostly we're confused & concerned. Confused by what he says & that people agree with him. While also being concerned as to why people so eagerly support him. It's like a child throwing a fit but refusing help. We're not mad, just exhausted.
DimwitF
Oh I'm still plenty mad as well
evilspock
"Mad" morphs over time into "disappointed" and maybe "disgusted". Donny hasn't been in a position to cause mote than nuisance since he left office. He's Saruman-post-Isengard, except a slob.
Theshnazzyone
It's like a show that had a strong season 1 and then every following season never lived up to that. Leaving only a delusional fanbase that can't accept it's bad.
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
Yo.. that's such a perfect analogy
TinaTheWonderBra
I’m not mad Republicans, I’m just disappointed.
JeremyPeevin
I'm both mad and disappointed. I'm disappointed there are this many people who don't understand the basics of how the world works, and mad about how many are happy with a system of zero accountability.
NonstopRampage
I'll never NOT be pissed at the terrorist-right
bloodtaker3
I'm fucking mad. Buncha pricks
TomBrokaw
I'm mad, but not because Dementia Don said a hard truth that I didn't want to hear. I'm mad because he and his cronies want to burn down the planet for a few extra dollars in the few years they have left, while restricting the rights of everyone who isn't a wealthy white male american. They always act like making liberals mad somehow wins the argument. It's fucking playing chess with a pigeon.
sehven
I'm disappointed. And mad.
sadurdaynight
It's like watching a yappy little dog throw a tantrum.
evilspock
GratuaCuun
Where are you hunter? Why can't I find you? Why did you go aaawaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
insanitycontinuum
He shouldn't be calling Waltz a coach, Vance might mistake it for a couch and get excited
qyrriqat
Losing his mind? No, he's a man with nothing to lose.
PrinceOfWhales
Helpful tip for Mar-a-Lardo's cleaning staff: https://hg.eu/uk/tips/how-to-remove-ketchup-stains
hollyrockB
To be able to witness the mental and psychological decay of a person in real time must be giving shrinks around the world the same sort of joy football gives to Texans.
Casually
People see this and somehow think "That's my guy!"
spookyu
That's the thing, of the people I still know (mostly family kept at arm's length) that support Trump, none of them go off of *anything* other than shared Facebook posts, some random Fox articles, and the bullshit they more or less fabricate between other like minds. It's the same reason some people will avoid the entirety of mental health - if they actually looked at any information on it they would be forced to internally acknowledge something different than their belief.
spookyu
That is of course, cognitive dissonance, an often used phrase that I have found many people don't *actually* understand and are nervous to ask about - mostly because there was this brief period of time during the 2016 election that it was thrown around ad nauseam (though plenty relevant) and it started to sound a little pretentious. In truth, it hits the nail on the head, it is the discomfort that you can often SEE in a person when faced with information that might compromise their belief system
doctorId
Somehow they think a guy publicly saying "IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?" is the guy who projects the most strength.
biotechonista
I think how crazy it is that this dude would have a pretty good comedy bit if he wasn't 100% serious. If someone said this was a parody account, I'd find it so funny. "WHERE'S HUNTER???" 🤣
Casually
That comment made me think it was a parody account.
SlickWithaLimerick
I actually followed his account live during the speech, these messages were flying out of his ass so fast it was hilarious. At one point, he had 16 messages in a 10 minute window. This moron is scaaaaared.
potatoispeople
"Yeah, where IS Hunter? Imma retruth this" - 11k weirdos probably
DressSoxForSnakes
Mostly Russian bots.
BeRad117
It's more shallow than that. It wasn't like "oh, this person is saying things I agree with" it was more "I don't know what this person is saying but they look real cool while saying it and I've been shown so many videos of Joe Biden being cringe or creepy" the election really is just a game of charisma and presentation for a majority of these people.
crodrigues
worst, they think "he's 100% President material, a felon that incited an insurrection, cheated on all his wives, raped someone, talks incoherent incomplete sentences, can't survive in the sun without gatorade skin tone, clearly wants to have sex with his daughter ever since she was a minor, and insults all branches of the military. that guy represents America."
aGoshDarnTravesty
"He's willing to say what we're all thinking!" Which is to say, bigotry and tv static in equal parts.
capnadorable
Far more Americans than I ever realized are evil vindictive morons, even my most pessimistic estimates were very naive.
unremarkableasterisk
If he's the answer, what was the question?
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
Kambala
InfocalypseRising
“How can I make it so I can scream the N word in public again?”
MothMonsterMan
WhiskyBravo
what does Alzheimer's taste like?
doctorShim
"Who is going to enable my hate?"
doctorId
"What's not the answer?"
JackOLoser
If he wasn't such an irredeemable dick, I'd feel sorry for him. At his age, he should be retired, enjoying the autumn of his life with his loved ones. Instead, his "loved ones" hate him and his only remaining "friends" are sycophants just trying to exploit him for power.
Knifesmith
This is the weird thing about these narcissists with money. The rest of us, if we had that degree of "fuck it money", would be off doing the things we cared about and not desperately trying to vie for popularity. Remember Andie MacDowell (actress and model from 80's?) My understanding is that she pissed off somewhere and started a lavender farm. JK Rowling could have retired with everyone adoring her, and able to afford everything, but can't shut her toxic yap on twatter...
Rayfire3535
Andie still drops in for a movie from time to time with her now gorgeous silver hair. Because she can.
katejo2000
Oh that hair. I wish I had that hair.
Gingercatsarerockstars
Yep and Rudy could have been "Americas Mayor" (regardless if that was deserving)
Rayfire3535
Yeah, but that wouldn't have satisfied his ego.
Retrikaethan
he really needs to save us all the grief and just stroke out until non-functionality.
NonstopRampage
I desperately hope someone in his inner circle hates him enough to approach him on his deathbed, and give him a fatal dose of reality. Make him understand, while he's lucid, how worthless and hated he is. How small and insignificant. Anything, as long as it destroys his will to live.
He's such a pathetic narcissistic little homunculus, that that might be the thing that does him in. Telling him nobody loves him and never did.
I'd party myself sick if he goes out that way. With justice served.
StarscreamAndHutch
Id have to say a lot of his followers have no idea of all this insanity straight from the horses mouth. I asked my dad if he reads trimps tweets (before musk). ??? Whats a tweet?? If its not on fox news or the front of the paper. Olds have no idea. Hermetically sealed audience.
fractalsphere
After about 5-10 of them was saying "thank you" instead of "shut up and sit down" - so really you have to respect someone who has control over what they say as opposed to trump who has no filter between random free-associated thoughts and his mouth.
ME2BNS12
How do you address an assistant coach in person?
StephenDaniels
Anything but Head Coach
Snooj
Hello there, Mr. Vice President.
thelonepig
😀😀😀😀😀😀
WardSharlow
Bazinga!
Gryphonosiris
YeroctheBarbarian
“Where’s Hunter?” Ok we’re playing that game then. Where’s Malania?
saucenes5
he can't stop thinking about that hog 😔💭🐖
AlwaysDownvotesDogs
Heavily sedated, probably.
SquidBaitBadgerDroid
Routine robot maintenance, she’ll be back soon. Plus her new OS update allows her to display new face movements in addition to fake smile and utter contempt
ToonMan4351
Maybe Hunter was with Melania…
Vergenbuurg
Well, after MTG showed the world his massive hog, maybe Melania realized the grass is greener (or rather, less orange) on the other side.
Knifesmith
Or simply much much larger...
jayman0123
grass fed?
blancomeow
She locked in the basement
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Didn't he refer to her as Mercedes? Maybe that was b.s., but completely believable he'd forget his alienated wife.
CrowBones4505
In Elphael, Brace of the Haligtree, top left of the world map.
Imallupinthebenz
Oh yeah? I'll do YOU alone better. Why is Malania!?
jonReremy9669
buddbilly
Ala Pete Buttigieg
xanthio
Am I losing my mind? Wasn't Hunter Biden *there* opening night? Not a speaker, obviously, seeing as only Trump thinks "President's kid" is an official governmental role. But wasn't he there with the family when the President spoke?
MadamPuddifoot
Yeah he was lol
igglebotato
What's buried with Ivana?
PirateArrrgument
For a short while, the rest of the missing documents- the highest rated secrecy documents that Trump could sell for the most money.
koops
Epstein’s and trumps sex videos.
delpharseven
I would prefer "what is Jared doing for Saudia Arabia that is worth 2 billion dollars?"
michaeloberg
He gave the current crown prince US info on the extended family and who would need to be killed for the crown prince to consolidate power.
He then killed those people
TheN8
More like what isn't he doing for 2Billion.
FellaWithUmbrella
He secretly visited in Saudi Arabia just before murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Murder was ordered by crown prince Muhammad bin Salman, who granted those 2 billions to Kushner, even though Saudi Central Bank opposed it.
Some believe that Kushner green lighted the murder.
ThePastmaster
2 billion for an assassination seems like something a billionare would overpay for. XD
KingXizor
Also this was around when Trump started taking documents with US asset information and shortly before the CIA started to notice a LARGE amount of their informants going missing.