AndyDwyerIsMySpiritAnimal
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Sep 2, 2016 1:15 AM
AndyDwyerIsMySpiritAnimal
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toodaloomothafucka
You there! Old woman! Who is your lord?
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Come and see the violence inherent to the system!
NoMrJimmyIExpectYoutoRustle
I'm definitely writing in sir-not-appearing-in-this-election.
LieutenantKifKroker
Who's up for a farcical aquatic ceremony?
scarygibberish
Watery Tart 2016
cheezburgerzandchill
Alternatively, we need some killer bunnies.
SomeDetroitGuy
Can't be any worse than Trump and barely-not-as-bad-as-Trump.
bobswarley13
bobswarley13
Some watery bint lobbing scimitars 2016
NunuvYabizness
Not as good as being able to yank a sword out of an anvil.
StarscreamAndHutch
Aquatic Tart 2020
dlmn8r
Zelda would take a sword!
memphisonfire
LokiShinigami
Well if you go by tumblr standards, then the people are certainly being Oppressed
Fuzzy1982
Ialwaysupvotefallout
Do I smell elderberries?!
Yupurineutah
Shut up hamster kin.
the42
There's some lovely filth down here.
hadderakk
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
inditexifornian
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
inthehole
pres2pond
Well of course! Emperor is a Roman concept, while Scimitar is an Arabian weapon. You have to be loony to mix the two. GLADIUS makes Emperor.
metalman125
"Oh shut up!" "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Praealtus
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
HuffinMuffin
Why not?
1234canIhavealittlemore
Instead, she should give you a "small loan".
cliojayne
Bwahahaha it took me a few other comments for this to click