MzLethiferous
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I was super pleased with it and just wanted to share with you all. The bark is all made from chocolate and was really fun, lol. But the downside? It's a smash cake. Which means, some lucky sugar hungry 1-year-old is going to rip it's guts out and devour it before it's parents and some photographer.
But no, really. It'll be smashed to bits. All my hard work.... Destroyed... Within seconds...
NrNone
Bit like a sand mandala.
lenagrace66
The cake is a lie!!!
abraxasfury
Obligatory:
sneakysnail2
Its log, log, it's big it's heavy, it's cake.
TheTipTopTopHat
What is it supposed to be? I'm stumped.
Theconfusedaustralian
Wood eat it
LynxTryFours
I don't want a lot, cut me a sliver
RandomCommenter
"...What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log"
TehStoner
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
TehStoner
Well that really takes the cake! Good job, op! +1
MzLethiferous
Thanks!
workINbrogress
Did you soak it in wood?
DoctorIdentity
Well either way, it's gonna end up as poop.
MzLethiferous
True enough lol
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GayAlmighty
To where? To whereeee? Where is this cake going?!
elucidatefurther
This is a pretty dope cake tho
MzLethiferous
Thanks! I thought so too :P
TemporaryUzername
Is the 1 year old going to be dressed like a lumberjack?... fake beard and everything? That would be cute.
MzLethiferous
I hope so! I have no idea. I'll see it when the photographer sends me a copy.
h2omelon
Well it was going to get eaten even if it wasn't going to be a smash cake. So regardless there would be a same outcome
MzLethiferous
This is also true...
h2omelon
Looks awesome otherwise!
MzLethiferous
Thanks!
Blodkjeft
What is a smash cake?
MzLethiferous
It's a cake for a 1st birthday that the kid gets to smash while pictures are taken. It's cute... But not when you're the baker lol.
fuqq
They generally do eat it though! Just not my kid. She tasted a bit of frosting and decided breastmilk was more appealing.
Blodkjeft
Seems like a real waste of a truly wonderful cake. You got my sympathy!
MzLethiferous
Haha, thanks! It is a waste.. But the pictures do look cute afterwards and the kid has fun. At least I get paid for it.
fuqq
I did get a cute picture of my kid pleased with her cake smashing talents though.
TheColdTruth
*shrugs* I don't see why it should bother you, cake is destroyed either way, whether by baby fists or knives and teeth...
MzLethiferous
It's hard to see your art being destroyed whether it's from baby fists or not lol.
TheColdTruth
Temporary art is temporary.
MzLethiferous
Which is true. But I worked hard on it. I know it's going to be destroyed regardless. But, hey.. It's my job, lol.