Skaboofle
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... it's just not very evenly distributed.
The closer we get to the release of Cyberpunk 2077, the more real it seems to become. (FP edit: since it’s my first time on the front pg, boobies, I guess)
Aug 4, 2019 8:52 AM
Skaboofle
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... it's just not very evenly distributed.
The closer we get to the release of Cyberpunk 2077, the more real it seems to become. (FP edit: since it’s my first time on the front pg, boobies, I guess)
LuanBelo
"Cyberpunk reality: Less neon, more surveillance. Traded cool tech for corporate tracking. Definitely not the future we ordered."
balamuk
-30 social credits (if identified)
tumlaven1
Knew there would be laser warfare in the future..but more pew and less blinding.
Sm9yCg
Cyberpunk 2077 is going to become a documentary, not fiction.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
It’s a rave party now!
HinkFlaps
Don’t take their shit! Fuck around Hong Kong.
Thecynicalspud
Seriously. Had a discussion who said "Pro-democracy protesters don't know what they're protesting for" and "This is all Western propaganda>
Thecynicalspud
< " like...this guy's from a Western nation. The hypocrisy that he espoused still perplexes me...
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
Butt arsenic
Ahumblebubble
I know it's gonna sound horrible but it's like drug dealers. Given enough time and they'll think of new ways to achieve. In this case good
Meatsickle
Do you guys think we can look forward to a cyberpunk future aesthetically or figuratively? Open question.
WellIsThisTaken
there are hats that have IR LEDs in them that project onto the face to specifically fuck with facial recognition cameras
Arkanrais
unfortunately it's not enough for china's tracking tech which apparently can track someone's gait and other characteristics for identifying
SkyeMia
In another news, some of us successfully extinguished tear gas bombs using just a metal dish
SkyeMia
source: /a/AV8alhp
Rex83ll4t0r
My internet service provider uses voice recognition...i don't like it so i use an old man voice when i 1st signed up.
bearwithsharkarms
Did you use the voice from the old perverted man from Family Guy?
Rex83ll4t0r
Omg yes
Harryteeters
Just use Juggalo makeup
B1rd0g
An expensive high tech solution to a problem that could be solved with a scarf
dancinginthecar
HK wants to remain a capitalist democracy. China is... not one of those.
lenomdeplume
dancinginthecar
For some reason shark gif guy below me muted my response that Tiananmen Square was a protest for democracy & denied as happening at all
RMaybeth
china will never let that happen, they are expanding, that seems to be their policy, i think they'd go to war over it, and what country 2/
RMaybeth
is going to fight them on a battlefield over Hong Kong? Not the USA, that's for sure...they'll gobble up HK very soon and we cant stop em.
quantumofjoshua
Doesn’t have the same ring as TAZERFACE!
lenomdeplume
SirSpiffyDijelos
Modern
LamerisiremaL
https://www.cnet.com/news/fooling-face-recognition-systems-with-makeup/
LamerisiremaL
Seems more simple and foolproof, looking like David Bowie is a bonus
Oneeightfourthreesixfiveseventwo
NASCAR used to do the same thing with paint schemes to defeat the body scanners so they could be out of spec with the car shape!
sarcasticxbarista
Do people who ask for boobs on FP actually get FP boobs?
Skaboofle
Seems like no.
sarcasticxbarista
Keep me updated mop
sarcasticxbarista
@op
Skaboofle
Will do.
Skaboofle
Can confirm that first boobs are in fact received.
jjw9
The U.S. Military has laser technology that scans for camera lenses and then uses high output lasers to burn out the sensors ...
jjw9
Hong Kong definitely has the capability to build such scanners w/ counter op as they have a large presence for laser diode and LED mfg ...
jjw9
... and electro-optics engineering. For example, Cree LED mfg. takes place almost exclusively in Hong Kong ...
Nuttsy
On the fly? In a garage?
jjw9
As a counter op tech, it has to be developed on the fly in makeshift labs. They have the intel capital & mfg capability which are key
Firehorse99
The military also has microwave technology that makes people shit their pants
jjw9
Well yeah, that too, except that microwave tech is powerful enough to cook their shit before it comes out. Read my follow up posts for HK EO
xizar
The Brown Note is a myth propagated by the Big Diaper lobby.
spacedimensia
Well, it's the fucking future now
ShaneStChris
So they have a hard time recognizing each other too...look at that 'The More You Know'.
lenomdeplume
GNiko
On the other hand, the Cyberpunk 2020 RPG rulebook is adorably naive in it's predictions.
Skaboofle
Oh, I remember. I wish we had sexy simstim starlets with cybernetic arms and stuff...
gahgeer
This is fake. There is no evidence to the claim they were blocking face rec. tech.
VodkaReindeer
Could be just for fun https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23178484
dangerousDoc
Twitter implemented a meme filter that bans people who use memes they don't like. The dystopia is here
flakeOfDoom
When did they do this? Where can I read about this?
dangerousDoc
They started recently with memes surrounding Pepe and voter ID laws. You can find information on youtube
Arnoxthe1
Who fucking cares about Twitter?
dangerousDoc
Well the reason they've implemented this is to get in line with Chinese and European speech guidelines which want to force the same stuff>
dangerousDoc
On all platforms Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, reddit, imgur etc etc. If people don't make noise when it starts they may never get the chance
RMaybeth
i solved all my problems with twitter, by never using twitter
dangerousDoc
The issue isn't twitter per say but rather that its setting a precedent that others will try to follow...unless its made a precedent not to
Jamerperson
Just glue some IR LEDs under the brim of your hat. A small battery will keep it powered. And it is invisible to the naked eye.
Leithoa
That doesn't actually work.
woodjoiner
great for the prepared individual but no for the crowd.
CityYeti
We could also make these a new wave for fashion https://cvdazzle.com/ they hide your face from facial recognition It looks very cyberpunkish
MistressLyda
Probably one of the better bets.
apLundell
You need surprisingly bright LEDs to make this work. (Unless you can aim directly into the camera at all times.) A couple AAs won't cut it.
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
i think sexy cyborg created a tutorial for this
iwhannafly
Similar to a scene in Baby Driver
mytempusername
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chilurker
Most digital camera sensors have built-in IR filters
cousteau
Most camera sensors I've seen are sensible to IR to some extent, despite of the filter. Checked with a TV remote.
umpbumpfizz
The ones used for facial recognition typically rely on IR for night recognition. Security cams aren’t built the same way as commercial cams.
hesaidsarcastically
Not the ones that do night vision. By filming IR, and often lighting up the surroundings with IR.
DasMutt
Most CCTV cameras have IR cut-filters. This is in place during conditions where there's a lot of light (daytime) and is mechanically
DasMutt
retracted during low-light conditions (nighttime) in order to increase sensitivity. Add in IR illumination, either on-camera or external
DasMutt
and you get amazingly clear B&W video at night.
RaynebowDeathtrap
How does the little LED light disperse the light enough to cover the whole face?
Femto505
Can use your cell phone camera to verify
HowComeDespiteTheFact
LEDs make a lot of light that I'm more concerned abot it making you go blind
LookHarder101
Original comment was for IR LED, no visible light is emitted. If visible light is used they have glasses with them, your eyes don't get hit
SurfingWithTheAlien
Those little dome LEDs have quite a wide angle. I'm fairly certain you could have just 2. 1 on each side of sunglasses for example.
SurfingWithTheAlien
To clarify, the point is to blind the camera with light towards camera sensor, not to illuminate the face.
demizu
the idea is to throw off the automatic brightness by having one part so bright the face is unrecognizabley dark. except HDR exists.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
HDR has its limits. If the light source is too bright HDR won't work.
demizu
true. my thinking was if a dslr can show my face with the sun in frame behind me, they can get past "small leds" on a had.
DasMutt
We don't use HDR, we use WDR (wide dynamic range). Same diff, kinda, but for single-exposure video rather than multi-exposure still images.
demizu
so many ways they could get around the proposed leds, including a brightness algorithm that ignores outliers. but are they implemented?
DasMutt
Simplest way for me to explain WDR is that the sensor actually has multiple sensor layers, which are used to capture multiple exposures
halfswing
We're getting the dystopia with none of the cybernetics and it bums me out
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
the cybernetics need the installable gun and laser parts finished first just hold on
ZomWataar
Well, actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgTwa3CPrIE
Brigadiergeneralnick
We have magic communication and information rectangles on us at all times. Close enough for now.
ZomWataar
And this too: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/jul/13/brain-implant-restores-partial-vision-to-blind-people
swatz
Elon has your back! https://www.theverge.com/2019/7/16/20697123/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-reading-thread-robot
TerribleBaconMistake
Won't even get to be a slave to a corporate dragon, it will be a mouse.
raynre
The good news is that cybernetics is right around the corner. The bad news is that governments and megacorps will be the only ones w access.
Nerubin
The better news is it will probably only take a week for tech savy ppl to break their software once they go public.
NotAirConditioned
Just like in a futuristic dystopia
galvertez
support https://openbionics.com/
wreckingangel
Nah. Cybernetics redistribution device /a/7GTptU1
swatz
Don't worry, EA will have something for you. *evil grin*
halfswing
Wait does that mean I have to sign up to be a Runner to afford them? Street Samurai here I come!
NuclearBuddha
I mean most runners would just steal them or know a guy who found a box that fell off a truck.
JollyWatson
That doesn't make sense, megacorps will want to profit as much as they can on them much to the govs dismay
elganif
and they will, by 'leasing' the gear to you for the duration of your servitude. ever quit though and they just take it back. and no they >
elganif
wont even have to replace the limbs and parts they replaced because you clicked on an I agree button that said they dont.
HieronymousFlex
Man, I don't have the kind of budget to burn on leather trenchcoats and hair dye! I don't even know HOW to style a mohawk! I'm not ready!
thedarkcanuck
GranularCashew
Elmers school glue. Hair gel doesn't hold near well enough.
Formalis
Hair gel to style, hair spray to hold.
Formalis
The future is NOW, old man!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Are you kidding me?! The last thing you need is a futuristic dystopia where your house can get literally programmed to kill you!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Reference in comment: Almost Human, short lived sci-fi, it's awesome.
halfswing
I thought it was that movie with Katey Sagal.
Zodi
the cybernetics come after the war... when people have lost limbs and eyes.
EmmyHearts
toolzgalore2
All you need is IR LEDs , lasers aren't necessary bit are way cooler :-)
ASquare
Wow I’m glad you protest there too! Definitely just didn’t read a comment before!
LurkerMcLurkface
https://www.reflectacles.com/
apLundell
Their product would only work at night ... so why do they all have dark sunglasses lenses? You'd walk into a post.
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putzcommander
Makers with a webhost?
LurkerMcLurkface
It's a real thing designed by engineers. Look at it, it looks hideous.
Skaboofle
Or those facial tattoos that make the AI identify you as a banana.
JediJitsu
Like a QR code?
cousteau
Wait what. Is this how I was finally convinced to get a tattoo?
BenGoodal
Or the Rorschach face masks with lumps underneath to hide the shapes.
parasztarcal
Keep in mind that it only works against one specific software.
Skaboofle
True.
slipstream222
A bar code?
boevis
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
BoogaShooga
usersubbordercontrol
ilovedogknots
What?
Skaboofle
https://www.theverge.com/2019/4/23/18512472/fool-ai-surveillance-adversarial-example-yolov2-person-detection
cousteau
I guess this is similar to the "sticker that turns everything into a toaster" thing. Fun stuff.
Skaboofle
But like someone pointed out, it only works for a specific algorithm.
genbadger
Then they will use irblock filters. Gotta over saturate or burn out the chip itself. Maybe a microwave gun lol
ElynaerDeiros
Big powerful laser will burn the chips and you can make em yourself with only a little electrical knowledge.
DickMercenary
Just take a fuckin hammer to the camera..
SurfingWithTheAlien
But that requires getting close to the camera in most cases and high risk. These folks can't buy a gun. And if you had 1 and got caught...
SurfingWithTheAlien
Even walking around with a baton for low reach camera can get you in trouble and again you'll be forced very close. Other easy options?
BenSpacey
At the ranges these are being used it would be pretty difficult to damage the camera sensors.
ElynaerDeiros
1000w laser, burn a camera chip at 100m, "made in a cave from a box of scraps"!
ElynaerDeiros
In all seriousness though, lasers are pretty powerful and camera chips are not suited to being hit with them so much.