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Erecto
It annoys me that these aren't in order...
CaptKirkCameronDiaz
#7 is always a plus.
100PercentGradeABumblebees
TIL literally all these apply. .-.
WabbitCZEN
Names for all the things!
TheBreadlord
Welp.. these are all my fetishes and I shall never remember the names of any of these.
missorangina
as a greek the words were easy to guess....
dom2slow
mmmmmm baby give me some of that sweet sweet basoexia
ChuckKarma
I would think *lack* of basoexia would be something to warrant a name. Unless this means that a peck on the cheek induces orgasm.
RichardDeanAnderson
I enjoy odaxelagnia
pyronoia
http://41.media.tumblr.com/27f9233a143939ebbd106cfeca8aacff/tumblr_moodf5d0X11somw7ho2_1280.png
HarryShowerdrain
TIL: I have a lot of ia's
StringVariable
Scientific jargon.
DickRogers
Yea, its a little ridiculous
troyl
Where's #5 and #8?
Gawky
drowning in pee
d65vid
dogsandcatsandlemursohmy
My boyfriend's just standing over my shoulder going "That's you... That one's you.... They're all you"
Lorithias
Your boyfriend is lucky so ... ;))
Hendlton
What part of evolution goes: "You know what's a good time to want to have sex? When you're suffocating and dying!" or "When you can't move!"
Frapa
Suffocating can give nice climax...and moving part is about domain and suppressed (think that's the word for it)...yeah something went wrong
illmx
What about "lasagna"?
Hapbirtma
That would be sexual arousal from Italian food.. Pretty understandable, I think..
Lurch1911
But what if you like biting kissing and scratching?
PIENbow
I was looking for this and I found two people, woohoow!
Lurch1911
Hahaha awesome!
PIENbow
so it's a threesome then I guess hahaha
z99nine
#2 for me.
Sithrak
My wife nibbled me one too many times over the last 15 years. I feel ya.
NaggerGuy
The lack of oxygen one....I pictured a girl scuba diving and a guy swims up and turns the oxygen tank off. Oh you like that baby?
MotherfuckinGoats
Imagine finding out you're into biting in high school when you're just messing around with friends. That was an odd moment.
BakeryBitch
This...this may be how I found out. It was a very odd moment.
kikiohearts
yep relate able... I bit a guy friend of mine during band practice.. He accidentally boner-ed and I discovered I liked biting, awkward
Brandycream
Getting bitten is justttt so good
andthisistheonlyusernameicouldthinkofonthespot
TIL i have #4
azurepenguin
If I ever get kidnap I'll pretend to have that, just to make things awkward.
DrostanRoss
"pretend"
azurepenguin
llamasaylol
4 as in 6 or 4 as in the 5th?
italyball
I have all of these except for the shaved genitals. I believe it's easier to just call myself a sex addict then to list these.
Neekome
* than
italyball
I posted this in the morning. Even thought about which then/than to use. I regret nothing because I did all I could.
Neekome
That's cool, man - I just couldn't help myself!
thegreatjellybean
Same here! Though I shave my own g's every once in a while, a shaven man is an instant turn off for me
ISarabi
Urolagnia: Arousal from urination and wetting (colloquially also includes bladder-relief desperation).
PalulukanMakto
Wetwork?
darkmyst30
So much fun <3
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
so, whenever you pee, the penis gets hard? thats called algolagnia
HerFavouriteImgurian
Tease
justplaydolls
You two sound fun.
happyhippo77
I learned that on Law & Order: SVU but as an extent of this fetish the guy was DRINKING his victim's urine O_O
justplaydolls
The only bad/weird part there is that it was a non-consensual experience.
happyhippo77
.... oh so drinking urine if it's consensual is totally okay in your books?? Yeah, I personally classify that as WEIRD.
justplaydolls
*shrugs* If something is consensual, and doesn't harm the participants long-term? Who really gives a fuck.
justplaydolls
*shrugs* If something is consensual, and doesn't harm the participants long-term? Who really gives a fuck.
happyhippo77
http://imgur.com/TIVp2 I am curious how one would know the effects of long-term urine consumption? Could not possibly be healthy.
TOMMOEX
And if you're all you are secretly a 'sex attic'
thenoisegeorgemichaelmakeswhenannbreaksupwithhim
i understood that reference
Moriarty
Because you like "All of the above"
feralgirl
TIL I can't pronounce the words that describe my sex life.
Firescion
...so are you single?
krigify
Well, they are for categorization anyway - and usually in situations where people want to describe their sex lives, more is better. :P
SkittleE
Non-ex-is-tent isn't THAT hard, bro
Timezonelollypop
Ohhh burnnnn!
SkittleE
Hope he's got some aloe vera on him
feralgirl
Im female, and don't worry about me, I've had spankings that stung more than that.
SkittleE
Hey I'm female too cool maybe I'll see you at the next Vagina Club meeting
jadespider
As an asexual, I want to find a good image to make fun of you perverts but you'd probably all just get aroused by it.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but...
cakesofyams
Does being asexual make it difficult to have romantic relationships or are your partners okay with that?
jadespider
It varies with the individual, myself I'm not interested in sex OR a relationship in any way. So I've never had either.
BlackWolfLeon
Oh go take a selfie!
Tankdoggy
Humiliation can be a turn on, that's for sure.
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ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
Unless you are using the broadest definition of fetish, that confuses me greatly.
bod9001
fetish is finding something arousing that isn't sexual for example vore the act itself is not sexual some people still get aroused by it
ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
Technically a fetish is anything you have a deep interest/infatuation with. But that definition is mostly gone at this point.
bod9001
yeah pretty much
DickRogers
You have no desire for sex, but you have sexual fetishes?
bod9001
fetishes don't have to be sexual for example transformation there's nothing explicitly sexual about it just that some people get arousedbyit
DickRogers
So asexual's experience arousal. But not sexual arousal?
bod9001
They experience physical arousal but they don't feel any need to act on it for example my experience with sexual arousal (2/1)
bod9001
nothing for me and then because I'm Horny it just defaults to one of my fetishes (3/3)
bod9001
yes I do get a physical response to it, but I imagine myself having sex it does (3/2)
TheStormThief
Please explain.
bod9001
people like to combined their fetishes with plain old sex and that type of stuff. as asexual I wish there (1/2)
bod9001
was more content that didn't have the sexual aspect in it because I find it a turn off. (2/2)
LetsHoldHandsBro
TIL I'm just a massive pervert :v
suavedecoy
littlesquishablecake
TIL there are scientific names for my fetishes
nesslop1988
I said Ohhh Yesss to almost all of them!
NerdySocialyAwkwardCollegeGirl
Hello there
Cheomesh
My Fiancee and I, too :D
thatdamndonut
Right? Going down the list like check... check... check...
LordChewie
I have known that about myself. TIL: I have a Pareunomania condition and I am Acomoclitic. These are not diseases and I do not suffer.
bangarangaroo
I love all of this.
hogjockey
Yep. I've got most of these. :D
WeMustHaveSciencyThings
Took you long enough?
Miss3y
TIL the names for most of my preferences.
carolinaj
Aren't we all?
ShoeUnited
TIL I'm just a small town boy living in a lonely world
bananadock
You and me both.
nobodygottimeforthat
i thought i`d be one or 2, truth is i could be any or all of those
LetsHoldHandsBro
I did not expect this to go to the front page.
ElegantKitty
Yeeeppp.... >.>
marioparty2friendships
I mean...normally I don't want to be scratched by fingernails, but when she digs them into your back as you enter...
buttinvader
depending on the person, it may not be a good thing....
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
ME TOO!!!!
LetsHoldHandsBro
NICE!
FarkasMacTavish
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
TalonDudeguy
STOP YELLING IN MY FACE, DAMMIT
FarkasMacTavish
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TalonDudeguy
OOOO MAAAAIII GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
FarkasMacTavish
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! O3O
WhatInSamHellIsAPuma
TIL all the proper names for my fetishes. Which is all of those in the post.
DixonButts
*looks at selfie* I'm not saying I expected you to have snakebites, but I kinda expected you to have snakebites.
LetsHoldHandsBro
haha
DixonButts
You actually like kinda like a girl who bit me a few years ago...
DixonButts
...Erica?
LetsHoldHandsBro
not me haha I'm Helena :v i'm in iceland so I doubt it
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Me too! Glad we worked that out.
jayneebutidontgotagun
Yup yup yup, let's start a club... wait, an orgy, that's it.
LetsHoldHandsBro
so when is this happening? can I be that 1 akward person who doesnt actually particapate just awkwardly masturbate in the background?
jayneebutidontgotagun
I'm laughing waaay too hard right now yes yes you can! What if there's another person doing the same? Do you pair up? Just keep eye contact?
LetsHoldHandsBro
Hmmm, I think i'd just keep eye contact and establish dominance by being slightly too close and not blinking, it will be great.
jayneebutidontgotagun
Yes!!!!! Okay, when and where?
Clitastrophe
I'm just like "I have that... I have that... Is this not normal... Hey..." But I've already known I'm a massive pervert :P
TheSara
TIL I can't pronounce any of my fetishes.
shapeofthingstocome
THOSE ARE ALLMY FETISH!
buttinvader
congrats
shapeofthingstocome
i won the fetish bingo.
GadenKerensky
ALL YOUR FETISH ARE BELONG TO US!
awesomeman9456
TIL ducks are massive perverts
FlatPlutoSociety
http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1936
Grimsolace410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
LetsHoldHandsBro
those darn ducks :v
skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt
TIL strips of lemons frown upon perverted ducks
SpikeSpiegeil
I don't give a duck.
DuckMastaQuack
Don't you judge my life.
LetsHoldHandsBro
I will siliently sit here and judge you.
DuckMastaQuack
And I'll sit here and be aroused ;)
LetsHoldHandsBro
naughty duck :v
thatswasis
I never would've known
SuicideByAccountant
TIL I will never do with lemons trips which I may have once did.
payamsaid13
What does TIL mean?
payamsaid13
What does TIL mean?
JJAbramsBetterNotRuinStarWars
You're asking for a friend, right? If means "today I learned". There may also be other meanings. Can't remember
payamsaid13
Today my other peesonality learned something
vinceandlazr
Yep, seriously all of them except for #8.
Chrishankhah
Not sure if you mean the 8 that linked to your comment or the 8 that never was.
vinceandlazr
The asphyxiation one, everything else is awesome, like the Lego Movie.
Chrishankhah
But have you tried it? :P
vinceandlazr
Not yet, maybe at some point.
wompwompwomp
Me too buddy, me too. But who doesn't love a good choking?
AwkwardPrickle
Word!
Danickel0902
An ex of mine had that as a hard stop, anything else was game though. I could claw the fuck out of her back and legs, but no choking.
pikapoof
I feel awkward asking guys to do certain things (choke me) after my first kinky boyfriend lol
NoFuckingClue
I don't, seeing as I'm an asthmatic but I'm down for the rest of this stuff.
Feenixb1o7
We're all perverts, the best kind of people.
ImmortalAzrael
Weirdos.
buttinvader
I recently finally discovered and understood why people that. To my surprise, it's not because of the asphyxiation.
pikapoof
I find it increases my pleasure :/ when its done to me.. everything else feels 10x better
DARLAISSHAKINGTHEBAG
My favorite lover tells me he's in control of whether or not I breathe. It's a submissive gesture for me
buttinvader
Exactly, my friend described it to me as "a collar that's so possessive it could kill you"
wererat2000
xzas325
Heyoo!
Timexican
As a 34 year old who is apparently still in puberty I can agree with this.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
or "life"
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Ba-dum tss
TanBoii
Or simply horny
KateUptonsNipples
honry*
RideTheToast
Going through puberty and I couldn't be more pareunomania
VadFanRickard
Pareunomanic?
craz3d
And here iI thiught waswas calledcalled ringring manght hathat
Carnwennan
Durka durr!
ImIsStranger
Did he have a seizure?
yerglion
hathat
IHaveABridgeToSell
HATHAT!
katieblu
I can't not upvote this comment.
mintcranberry
Why am I laughing so much
SmoovintheCat
Sony Xperia?
ItsSneakyAdolf
Are you okay? Do you need help?
IHaveABridgeToSell
Aargh, my stomach is cramping from laughs. Best comment this year. Ringring manght HATHAT! I hope your hemorrhoids shrink without surgery.
SmoovintheCat
Sony Xperia?
itsahollyday2
Well that was a fucking train wreck
ihopenoonehasthisusername69
Drugs? Drugs.
ElementalParadox
Are you okay?
TimTamFlimFlam
Mobile, eh?
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
Jesus are you having a stroke???
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I'm sorry, are you having a stroke?
PizzaWolf
"And here I thought that was called being a man haha" my interpretation
watercolortitties
http://media3.giphy.com/media/9hNrFUhR7Pp0A/giphy.gif
HaniiPuppy
Did you type that while actually having sex?
craz3d
Wow. The fuck?
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
Masturbating and typing at the same time.
Blackd0nuts
I'm commenting to favourite :')
Greatrr
I am thoroughly confused.
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
Imgur mobile on chrome does this to me al the time while typing comments. My autofill seems to duplicate the word I installed typed.
OpOnion
All*
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
Wow, just*, not installed.
marioparty2friendships
WHAT DID YOU DO
invar
Mobile I bet, it's beautiful when it happens
Therealmckinley
I thought it was called "nymphomania"?
Steelflameblade
Pretty sure that is a female specific one. Male specific one references Pan/Faust IIRC.
MasterOfNonsense
Satyriasis is the male equivalent for Nymphomania
JesusWalrus
Nymphomania is an adiction to sex, but it doesn't necessarily make it compulsive. A lot of thought is can be put into it for a nymphomaniac
vladfalco
Doesn`t being addicted an not being compulsive contradict each other?
Therealmckinley
Yeah, an addiction is being unable to resist it impulse to do something
JesusWalrus
It's not being unable to resist something. If I'm an alcoholic I'm not gonna go into every liquor store I see and buy a beer, however I am
krigify
Paraphilias are super interesting. Like, why the biting for example? I totally like it, but yaknow, why?
goldensky
Pain causes endorphin release, which are feel-good chemicals in the brain. Light pain during sex can augment the experience. (1/2)
Frapa
Animalistic..the feeling off another person dragging your head too the side than putting her teeth in your neck...so pain and control lose
MichaelConnell
feels so good when a girl bites my neck in the right spot,but what i really like is when a girl shoves her tongue in my ear during climax
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
This. Paraphilias are so interesting to hear and especially the differences between people's likes.
krigify
Well, from this list I get my kicks from #1 #2 #5, and #9.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
1, 2, 5, 6, 9, 10 for me. Cheers!
goldensky
ALso, biting during sex is a primal expression many animals display. (2/2)
JavertGIFsAreMyTrigger
I was sexually awakened at a young age, and I have a big mouth, so people ask this a lot. Its generally the enjoyment of pain and (1/?)
JavertGIFsAreMyTrigger
trusting the person biting me to not make me bleed (not too badly ;) ). It's a rush of sexual and normal emotions that needs to be (2/3)
JavertGIFsAreMyTrigger
experienced to fully comprehend (3/3)
dickymchamhox
You. I like you.
JavertGIFsAreMyTrigger
I like me, too!