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These fucking pens...
Feb 15, 2014 12:41 AM
HughLaurie
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DieselBoston
Dam pens make me write like illiterate child
flounderflound
I really wish I could have that first belt problem...
whatisthiscorcery
One does not simply plug in a USB cord correctly the first time.
Tallise
if your bic ink pen isn't writing when the're ink in the end the tip could be dried up. take a lighter to the tip for a few second.
mooncactus
Pulls ring on can to open it- ring comes off
madnessreturnsss
first world problems 2.0
vxjedi
If you're wearing the 2nd belt, you don't deserve to keep your pants on anyway.
IamTheMotherfuckingAvatar
AC IV is only 30$ now and includes Uplay passport.
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Problem with belts? These solve all belt related issues!
madeofthemissed
That bic is a dick
Godzillasaurus
As an Australian I don't have a problem with plugs, because ours are different.
killarupert
Very Relevant: http://imgur.com/SwOeA
Tencele
Sooooo wahr!
thri11er
The one about the vacuum really sucks.
DrZin
I once put a usb in correctly on the first try every time I used one for a month. It was magnificent.
OnlyHereToUpvote
ASSASSINS CREED should have a scumbag Steve hat on!
BrentHunter
They always write. Lick the nib. Lovingly ...
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
tenderly...
MoreGuacamole
Top tip. Try the pen on the sole of your shoe. The rubber will help to loosen the ball.
prattleassassin
This is my life now.
smedleybutler
braided belts, man. Braided belts.
oojeyboojey
First one: take a nail, a hammer and a piece of old wood. Grow a beard, go out into the woods and make yourself another belt hole.
YourNotFunny
The vacuum cleaner is so true. Roll it over 5 times... Finally get it... Comes out 10 feet later
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Sigh, roll eyes, bend down & pick thing up with fingers. Repeat at next white thing. Turn off vacuum, kneel, clean whole floor with fingers.
sipos0
I didn't realise US plugs weren't symmetrical. I'm pretty sure I plugged in loads of stuff over there, some of them must have been wrong.
Ravonaut
as a german i can put the plug in however i want it alway fits.
MadDias
as a german: have you try it without looking? or in the dark?
Ravonaut
stimmt, man muss eigentlich doch noch ganz schön lange fummeln.
WeUsedToRuleTheWorldYouKnow
American plugs look so flimsy.
TheHappyHermit
*made in China.
nosoupforoldmen
*designed and approved in America
YUTHINKYOUREFUNNY
the vacuum one sound like my ex-girlfriend!
DoctorCatDog
Hayo!
Pinkpajamafairy
ba dum tss.
commitmentissuesandgainz
There's training for that
Lego23
*goosebumps :)
YUTHINKYOUREFUNNY
I've tried with; Bad girl, Bad girl.. but I think i pronounce it incorrectly.. She always puts on her Bat'Woman-Costume when i say so!?
daxx0r
Why _do_ American plugs have different prongs?
Nuggzs
If I had to guess, and I'm no electrician... but if I had to guess... it's because one is positive and one is negative...
daxx0r
Nah, that's not it - wall sockets use alternating current - each prong alternates between positive and negative 60 times every second
sevrin
That's only true half of the time.
BatsuitsNipples
Safety mechanism for differences in current.
cepacolusmaximus
Eh. I frequently shave off the fat plug. I live on the _edge_.
suihcta
the neutral blade is bigger than the hot blade. some electrical devices (like lamps) need to enforce polarity to ensure that there is (1/3)
suihcta
no voltage present in the appliance when the switch is in the off position. it's for safety, helps reduce the risk of accidental shock. (2/3
suihcta
it's only required in some devices. others can be plugged in either direction. not sure why ungrounded European connectors aren't polarized.
SWFlash
I am european and the plug one never applies to me
underdoge
Well that joke clearly wasn't meant for you then
waynebradybitch
in the US it shouldn't be a problem, that's why one of the prongs is bigger. apparently people just don't pay attention
WhatTheFrog
Dat plug http://imgur.com/Ioydh2B
kikkoman
Yep, I was never aware of that problem.
Unindoctrinated
Agreement from Australia.
SarcoAlchemist
Never even occurred to me that this would be a problem (UK). Was aware of some of the safety stuff though. Image on here a while back of 1/2
SarcoAlchemist
a plug where someone had accidentally dropped a penny down between the plug and socket. Penny hand melted over the pins.
ChocksAway
...I'm not very familiar with non-American plugs. Do you guys not have 2-prong, polarized devices?
ChocksAway
You know, an answer with the downvote would be swell.
FrozenFoodGuy
3 years too late, but here is our European plug http://imgur.com/Ioydh2B
moxymox
Europeans: Plug works here. Plug doesn't work two kilometers from here.
ukkoylijumala
Actually, you can use the same plug in all of Europe, except the UK.
bullshite
TIL Switzerland is not in Europe.
FatGringo
you can use euro plugs in UK, just not the other way round