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This dog shoots water out its butt when it borks
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Jun 30, 2018 4:42 AM
LeSavage
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FP Edit: Wow wee! Who knew people loved dogs that second as Super Soakers?? Send Floofs!
SemperFiZero
What the...
Thelrishlnquistion
Jamesuuu
My dog used to do this, never laughed so hard in all my life
HumourAss
I have a water spray toilet to clean my ass i do this everyday...
jollygiant13
Post twist, the dog is screaming as water is being shot into his butt.
dopplebang3r
' that's a strange trick to teach your dog.' I think.
ToastandCoffee
nihilistdad
I sure hope this was CGI, is nothing sacred any more?
Nanakovitch
Whole new definition to "water dog"
blonsowwn
Rejection of handshake will do that to him
SilkyZ
crash217
SchnitzelnCali
That's a good dog.
RandomSecretFart
mmcvey858888
That's what happens when Dogos drink saltwater
blainethepaintrain
ZerofaithX263
So do you have to like, get him riled up enough for zoomies before he's safe to put back in the car? Will he zoom faster with propulsion?
Boatsntoes
I think this is happening because that dog drank lost of sea water. I always see dogs at the beach near me shitting fountains of water.
Jnyedi
Bob64
anal leakage
NoStepOnSnekPls
Ok, what's the deal with the 'mikes happy place' tag?
SAAVIK
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks thanks every one11!
TheDogBurt
K.. but why is it doing this?
pwapwap
Probably drank salt water and got diarrhoea (often happens with dogs at beaches). Barking puts pressure on abdomen and causes a spurt.
ThePeopleInCharge
beingadickcumberbatch
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
Are they not bothered that now they're technically swimming in 0.0001% ass water
MrShamrock
What
edwardstinkyhands
Um, I wouldn't call that "water".
appleAnimal
Dogs squirt out their anal glands like that when they get super scared. Btw happy bday tho
LeSavage
Thank you!
CraftyyWitch
But....but how.....how did that happen
squintish
Swimming too long
Headjustfelloff
Butt metal
laboon
Salt water + dog = liquid poo
ChicanoBatman
Labs retrieve balls in water. Soft mouth as they swim. Swallow so much water. Happens a lot. Bad if salt water for kidneys. Fun in car.
LayersOfNastiness
These sentences. Sense not make.
ChicanoBatman
Oh God! 5am and think I was still drunk. Tried to get a lot of content in without the verbs and adjectives. What's a trainwreck. Tequila
monybony
Sometimes a lil water gets sucked up your hooha as a girl in the pool/ocean- it seeps out when your out #noshame
monybony
Before your loose vag jokes- happened more as a lil girl than a grown woman (who hadn’t had kids). Prob from wild swimming and big kicks.
Axios
Big "Kicks" LMAO
MrHobbes14
Yeh you need to have the muscle strength there to be able to do it.
anonftwtf
drank too much sea water or... you know when you do a weird position change in a bath/hot-tub/pool and a lil bit of water goes up your butt?
Idontneedrealfacts
you mean Accidentally, right?
ZerofaithX263
Not even once
zechs3
Nope. Literally never.
SoulCakeDuckNZ
!?!?!????!!!!!?????!?!!
giam0c0
What the fuck Robert what are you talking about
LayersOfNastiness
Is this a thing that happens for real?
DyslectorDestroyerOfWords
No i dont know. Wtf
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Uh nope. I think your anus is a bit... Loose compared to everyone else here.
anonftwtf
considering it only comes back out when I take a shit, I think it's tight enough
weerdo
How about the first time waterskiing.. slam your ass on the water.. same effect.
Ihavemytowel
OH! Power enema... & I'm never going waterskiing.
abonetwo
It doesn't happen to you? It happens to me...
anonftwtf
there are dozens of us!!
abonetwo
Haha
tornadosandwich
How loose is your butt hole that that's an issue for you???
weerdo
If you do not where a wetsuit then it can and will happen no matter how tight your buthole is
tornadosandwich
Ive gone swimming many times and no had this issue. Maybe if your deep sea diving where there's more pressure...
Knottedtoadog
I know this happens with horses. They suck it up their rectum while straining to stay afloat. Can lead to intestinal issues.
probshouldntsayitbut
PlokiSarken
@ElbowDeepInAHorse can you confirm?
Err0x
He just dun did on the comment above you.
NAVYCMAN
@ElbowDeepInAHorse is this true?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
nativeamerican1
You answered!!!
ElbowDeepInAHorse