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CommanderCaribou
I'm 5 fucking 6 and this shit is just bananas.
idownvoteplottwist
#6 is very true.
Jabb4theHUTT
Pls
Shady767
Didnt even read the rest yet but Annie is a fucking bitch!
Valpmordarn
I bet you fall for a lot of guys huh?
DankS0uls
Where the fuck are all these girls that message first
Rhagavar
The second one made me laugh way too hard for some reason.
DoctorWhoots420
Lmao wait, what
donttellsandy
+1 for Camelot, Camelot, Camelot! Tis a silly place
Sportytripod
This all seems exhausting.
WhiskeyVagina
So, pizza everyday then! Soul mate.
CatsAreOurGods
I like the dude's response to the one who asks about chances of him ordering her pizza
ImIsStranger
I want to know if the conversation continued. Like, did she say yes or expect a stranger to give her something for nothing.
Nuggets53
Fair Enough
itisreallyhardtocreateausernameimeanhaveyoutriedit
So what happened with Abbie?
understandable
H a n n a h lol
TheGreatCovfefe
Annie is savage af
dickdickwarlock
as a 5'6'' guy i feel like i should just give up. who knew being short was such an anti-poon?
MalcolmButler
You're far more selective online than IRL. Source: life experience, research.
Dyslexicglove
I don't think weight is the same as height. You can gain or loose weight, but height... not so much. I don't like large noses, they scare me
CigaretteMan
#4
Sakkura
He's at least hot enough to go down in flames.
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
"LMAO what. Wait." was my favorite reaction.
Sakkura
Not even a gif, but you can still see the penny drop.
xQueefLatifah
This almost makes me want to make a tinder account. Almost...
ImIsStranger
Aaaaalllllmost
Howdoilife
I've thought about it but then my brain makes sure i'm aware of all the ways it could go wrong and I end up back here
Harryivereachedthetop
"Disney's The Lizard King"? that response alone should have gotten him a date!
IJustWantToGiveUpvotes
Roses are red They go in a vase It doesn't rhyme with face This poem's a farce
Samsquantch82
In the US it's not vahse, but exactly like face
Mirawatts
In the US, it's: Vay-ss (Also, Vay-ß)
Iamthemanateeofdestruction
UK vs. US, simple as that.
WillJeSuis
Now that I think about it, Guys never use profile pics of two people. Guys are like 'this me'. girl 'I'm one of these two people'... :/
JimmySmits
It's like playing a children's detective game. Go through the pics to figure out which girl is the only one to appear in all five pictures.
Deevanx
Yup
livesofbrian
So true
WetPawPrints
http://imgur.com/jCUc6A6
TheTimberWolf
Pls.
iFaylt
but seriously though.
IgnisMoltenheart
Someone introduce me to the Harry Potter girl, I love nerdy suggestive and bad puns
EchoOfSnac
I have the entire set.
itisreallyhardtocreateausernameimeanhaveyoutriedit
Same
Silmarilcrown
I feel like a drunk friend got a hold of her phone
Howdoilife
One of my ex's was that kind of Harry Potter girl and now I can't really enjoy HP anymore
IgnisMoltenheart
So is your ex single?
Howdoilife
Not sure, I don't think so
Howdoilife
Also she was cheating on me so maybe not the person you want to get involved with
IgnisMoltenheart
Nope definitely not. That's awful, I'm sorry.
M73m95
On a serious note... is this really how one should approach girls on the internet? Is this just a picking of a few random posts?
nonojuice
These are the finest examples of state approved mate seeking. Use them all and you'll do great.
TheRealDrSteveBrule
There are no hot girls on the Internet. You are welcome.
LollipopGuild
When my inbox is flooded with "Hi," "hello," and "hey," I'm generally looking for something that stands out.
IChangedMyNameForThis
Hi, hello, and hey.
LollipopGuild
Be still my beating heart.
IChangedMyNameForThis
Figured that would get you going.
ProbablyHot
im the guy that never messages first EVER. cuz i know her inbox is already flooded
LollipopGuild
I don't think it works that way.
ProbablyHot
it does if they message you first.....
LollipopGuild
Do you get a lot of messages?
causality
I've got something that stands out. And up.
causality
GET IT. BECAUSE PENIS.
LollipopGuild
Yes, that's nice. Draw me a picture, I'll put it on the fridge.
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M73m95
I always assumed a polite guy would stand out from the "creeps". I have learned something today.
LollipopGuild
You don't have to be creepy/funny, just say something a little more original then "hey."
Mirawatts
Like what? (legit question) How would I get their attention? In person I'm super nervous around women, so they tell me that's kind of cute.
Mirawatts
...but I can't play off of that in text, especially not in a one sentence introduction.
Howdoilife
It's weird and kinda hard to think about what to say because most of these things you wouldn't say in an actual meeting.
LollipopGuild
"Hi, I'm Bob and I like Froot Loops and Saturday morning cartoons" will get someone's attention.
LollipopGuild
If they mention something that you have in common, that's a good start. Or tell them something interesting about yourself.
LimerickGoblin
As a 5'9" guy, I was really touched by that tall bloke standing up for us. I'd do it myself, but everyone thinks I'm sitting down.
EightYearOldsDude
I use the fact that I'm 6'4" to my advantage on every single match. Every. Single. One.
permanentlythrownaway
I'm 6'3" and it has very little to do with my personality.
MrKristy
Average height in the states is 5' 9.5" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world
Mirawatts
Then why, at 5'9", am I the shortest male, over the age of 15, that I've ever met?
MmorkWinchester
Maybe it includes older generations which are shorter?? I think the average might be a little higher if they did average hight by age.
MrKristy
And as a 5' 9" Canadian, woot woot average height!!
Andalite
Since you're 5'9 I dint think you really get to speak about short guys as if you're one of us
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
As a 5'5" man, this right here.
chrishallett83
National average in Australia is 5'10", so cool your jets, bucko. He's shorter than average. And if you've spent anytime dating online (1/2)
chrishallett83
you'll know that the ladies that care any about height very VERY often use 6'0" as a cutoff. (2/2)
LimerickGoblin
I'd agree - but I don't live in the Philippines.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Lool
HomelessToddler
This. I'm 5'7". I'm pretty sure I'm the cutoff.
Andalite
You would be right
fedthepoopy
Im 5 7 and everybody I know calls me short.
HomelessToddler
Yep, I meant if we were 5'8" we'd be grouped differently.
LollipopGuild
I'm 5'2." I prefer men under 5'10."
MisterBriightsiide
5'1 >.>
NPCommentator
Relevant username.. +1
LimerickGoblin
Well, hullo there http://imgur.com/eyef98h
LollipopGuild
Hey there drunk winky guy ;)
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LollipopGuild
I've never met a man so sexy. Be still my beating heart. ;)
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LollipopGuild
That sounds dangerously close to Necrophilia.
Andalite
Well, you'll love the fuck out of me then
LollipopGuild
My ex was a towering 5'4." We lived in a basement apartment with low ceilings and called it the hobbit hole.
Andalite
Ah.. To be 5'4...that's the dream
LollipopGuild
Ok, how tall are you?
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
How do you feel about men under 5'2"?
LollipopGuild
I'm not opposed.
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
oh that was supposed to be a sex joke, sorry
LollipopGuild
I know what I said.
BeefyMcSteak
Should have said penis joke.