shanki87
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Bartender pouring up a nice pint at my local human alcohol drinking establishment. I love ingesting liquids.
Jul 25, 2017 1:08 PM
shanki87
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squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
i need german friends
DaneBrass
It's... it's absolutely beautiful.
TimothyVonShaft
I haven't seen better head since I walked in on my wife and neighbor.
malfunctionm1ke
Quick! Serve it while it's cold!
Kaysmira
somedudefromgermany
Und dann liefern wir es direkt vor eure Tür. ;)
shanki87
Ha ha wahnsinn
Rumplestiltstim
mmm Schöfferhofer
BlackPengu
^ trash beer. Lammsbräu is the only drinkable solution
ProfessionalCanadian
cracking open a cold one with the bots
tomyironmane
Movie time!
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
underrated comment
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Needs moar upvotes
Anarric
Now we can have Blackjack Hookers AND BEER!!!!
ChanningTastum
wasting2muchtime
MrShifty
I, for one, welcome our new machine overlords!
Zaranthan
That moment when you discover your amazing design has been beaten to the punch by the Queen of Shitty Robots.
CivitatemInkas
There it is!
kcgingerbeard
damn it. I was going to find the youtube video and label it as sauce
VaticanCameozz
I laughed way to hard at this
purdhapley
missojennie
DorbinCallas
PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Love that terrifying lunge at the glass once the bottle is opened - 'not fucking around here, make way'
WARHAMMER405
It's the Germans. You know the Germans always make good stuff.
FearInoculum
CATCHPHRASE
shellytheconqueror
I specifically scrolled down to see if anyone commented this.
aPokal
The angle is important for the right amount of foam.
colinstu
It's called 'head' tyvm
aPokal
Ne, es heist Krone.
RecurringNightmare
blume
aPokal
ಠ_ಠ
SilverAura
I love learning new things.
AlexCiderson
engineer sneaks in late at night, jar of Vaseline.......little reprogramming
keredomo
...and ends up drunk with silky smooth feet.
TheShadowsLengthen
"Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position."
robbinaustin
Vaseline?! Who faps with Vaseline anymore?
ProfessionalThirstDetector
anymore
AlexCiderson
going to need a get out quick option, in case of robo grip
Sheldonian
Oh my sweet summer child
MrBangbyname
Machine rips sausage off.
PeeterGrant
Oooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ItalianSteak
*click* NOICE
ChanningTastum
A Pour of Absolute
DesertHRO
Prost!
WARHAMMER405
Down the hatch!
shanki87
Zum wohl. :)
veryfreakingbored
http://imgur.com/KUpeQ7E
BukkakeRider3000
TheRealAngelS
That's not German. If it was, it'd be so precise that not a single drop of wine would be spilled.
shanki87
Almost German. Maybe French you know
brizzer
Well I do see they have consulted Howard regarding the final part of "bottle" shaking.
belthasarthegreat
Proper hefeweizen pouring technique
Xplode441
Leithoa
Meanwhile in the southern US
v
yellowtoolboxblackbag
ATOMIIIIC WEDGIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!
kuschku
Those things are both in LEGOLAND and exist in Germany (RoboCoaster)
Hekatombe
Germans can do that as well: RoboCoaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8U32-V51nU
MrShifty
Makes me think of
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MyBigMouth
Definitely German, a head that size in Britan would be a criminal offence.
JohnRamboSaperstein
As a Belgian, british beer is a criminal offense.
incorporeal5
But it's important for flavors. Even dirty Americans such as myself know that.
BlackPengu
While in UK, I had a fucker that took a knife and knocked off the foam. Gave me a heart attack. What a heathen
gvair
Flexster74
LucyTheShepsky
What's with the little shake at the end?
Rumplestiltstim
it's just getting the last of the beer from the bottle. It's a naturally foamy beer, there is no sediment in the liquid.
shanki87
Surprisingly there is a little bit of yeast which has flavour.
RockPapersBeer
You do that with the "Hefeweizen" beer-style. There's yeast-sediment at the bottom, shake that up with a bit of beer for fuller taste.
shanki87
Told like a true German :)
dirtmarker
Probably took them 3 mins to program it.
Bortus
Yea man, those robots are fucking amazing. You can program something like this with minimal training.
tgtaptarget
Let's not let the Germans get bored please.
DocZero
Ever see the Slingshot Channel?
GuyFromDeathValley
oh come on, what´s the worst that could happen? Us causing another World war? oh please..
OfficialSponsor
Don't you mean losing another world war
Whiachy
http://imgur.com/9unfFH5
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
All the pubs/bars I've been to in Germany they pour from the tap straight into the cup w/o tipping it. Takes like 8 minutes to get a beer.
BlackPengu
You've been in some shit bars then. The worst thing ever happend to me in UK. The fucker took a knife & knocked off the foam from the glass
RecurringNightmare
old german saying: a good beer takes 7 minutes...but with modern equipment it should be done in around 3 mins...and of course you hold the >
RecurringNightmare
> glass at an angle, only the last bit is poured straight to properly build the head
n8wishim
This is pouring a "Hefeweizen" (whit beer) with yeast sediment from the bottle, it has nothing to do with a pilsener beer from the tap.
daewookie
also, daß stimmt: im wahrheit gibts kein deutschland mehr. leider.
BlackPengu
*das
daewookie
true. least I'm not usin software
Gaehhn
Where were you? Eastern Germany?
GuW69
Well, you know that die mauer is gone?
Gaehhn
Yes, I've seen the remains a few times while visiting Berlin.
GuW69
Well, so there is no teorethical difference between east and west
Gaehhn
Except if you go from what used to be Western German to what used to be Eastern Germany you still notice vast differences in infrastructure,
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
Dortmund, Koblenz, Essen, Koln, Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Berlin, Bochum
Gaehhn
So you've just been to northern Germany? (North of the river Main)
DustinMcLean
While we're figuring out driverless cars, Germans are figuring out how to automate the whole beer process. What a time to be alive!
RubelliteFae
So... I can drunk non-drive!?
aeonicentity
Wait until your driverless car can pour you a beer...
yokiAijin
Actually in Germany driverless cars were testet on road and the “congress“ is modifiing the laws to make them legal ;)
Nightcaste
Just imagine when the two technologies meet
OrionRed
Drunk Driverless cars!
Nightcaste
It runs on E85!
OrionRed
I wonder if they'll get pulled over by copless police cars, and be programs to give flimsy excuses.
VigorousButtstuff
Oh no, that's been sorted for years. In this, they're automating the perfect pour.
Lionskull
it's not automated, it's just programmed.
Mavgurian
Exactly, the movements are scripted, no sensors or automatic decisions at work. If something went wront the robos would just "move" on.
tomyironmane
If your job involves some variation of "welcome to ____, may I take your order?" .... THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR YOU.
nowitsshowtime
We all thought the service industry was semi immune to job loss from the machines, yet here we are
StonesOnTheHill
Robots get you drunk, robots drive you home, when you're too drunk to fuck, they give your wife a bone.
merlinious
Favorited
AssamLaksa
That's amazing
ballpeenX
Dude.
massaka123
Yes...because thats what people really want. Not to drive their own car.
BhawbTheMagnificent
If I never had to drive a car again I'd be pretty fucking stoked.
vliegtuig
Any car actually. A driverless Uber is exactly what I want to see. Asap.
Tanishh
Actually yeah. Way fewer traffic accidents/fatalities, WAY less traffic, people can do other shit instead of drive to work, etc.
SkippedOver
Combine the two though. It's not drunk driving as long as we don't make AI that are capable of inebriation.
Space2place
Actually such an AI exists but for different reasons. Its been used to show drivers/teens how impaired driving affects reaction times.
hearthstoneaccount3
Yes. Yes it is. Fuck driving, fuck other drivers. The quicker automated cars come the better.
Nightcaste
What we need is technology to communicate between vehicles so that they make a space for a lane change, etc. Traffic would just move better
vliegtuig
That's 10 yr old tec and was always an option for expensive cars. Should be dirt cheap by now. And still not standard in new cars...
Nightcaste
I'm talking about stuff that is integrated into the driverless software. Even if the 10 year old stuff was standard, it would require a
dokpsy
I'm pretty damn sure this was a proof of concept for the arm and plate to test functionality in the most fun way possible
dokpsy
The exact same reason I've seen a fully electric h2 hummer drag race. Engineers wanted to test feasibility of an electric drill rig...
dokpsy
And straight up with weight is basically the same as coming off the line horizontally in a heavy vehicle.
dokpsy
Only need power for roughly a quarter mile. They were able to make it work.
dokpsy
Solid idea executed in the most entertaining way possible.
ElbowDeepInACat
Thing is, that sounds exactly like the thing Germans would be working on perfecting for the next few decades
SandaimeTheTr0ll
Ich am german and i can approve ????
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
Then combine the efforts and you get a car driving itself while pouring you a perfect glass of beer.
BrianBoyko
THE FUTURE IS GLORIOUS
ElbowDeepInACat
What a time to be alive
tryingtochangeourplanet
Replacing bartenders everywhere thank God
Imgurisallnerds123
BhegHgxcechvdhgxusgdggevicbwbtxkci jndgdizgfßib c
Nightcaste
But who is going to dole out sage advice to sad sacks?
tomyironmane
you gonna trust the advice of the witless yahoos they got now who ccan, if you're lucky, successfully pour you a passable beer?
tomyironmane
... really? have you SEEN some of the shady shit bartenders in NYC and NJ were caught doing?
beaglepuss
Ah yes, rouse that yeast!
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
"WAKE UP, BITCH!"
CleanShavenSwashbuckler
ROUSE IT!
wandergeist
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1d74461f765802242f5730afb1d64432f4b6a2b4b774dea74510d653fd947924.jpg
ZerofaithX263
Gingercatsarerockstars
That was the best part about this!
mydrivec
Stealing this comment for use on pornhub
NotACanadian
Fuckin eww.
KingSwing
Good thing my lunch was delicious, cause I'm about to taste it all over again.
vangeaux
GOOD GOD
lordofhouselurker
@pornhub
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
@yeast
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
@rouse
SlimShadyOnMyEyesLikeImMarshallMathersHoe
@this
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Is that what the shaking was?
sahdad
Yes but it isnt something you want to do for all beer. But a hefeweizen is.
HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
But i believe it applies on a lot of belgian styles.
16745
For every beer with yeast still in it.
HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
Well i do not believe this to be true as some beers are bottle conditioned but not neccesarly a style that should be consumed with the yeast
ErinFromTheOffice
Yeah, it helps re-dissolve the yeast and other sentiment at the bottom of the bottle. And probably helps make a more aromatic head.
Leithoa
* suspend. all that sediment / trub doesn't dissolve.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Danke!
ghostrobbie
*sediment
MrMagnanimous
I too also try to leave my sentiment at the bottom of the bottle. :(
shanki87
Yes . For a special type of beer called hefe weizen you have yeast left at the bottom. You get a lot of flavour by shaking it. :)
thebadhorse
You can do this for most wheaty beers. The shape of the glass also serves that purpose - that outward slope at the base is so that the 1/2
thebadhorse
2/2 sediments get caught in said outward base, and not drunk. If drunk, and your gastro-flora is weak, will give you the shits. Mad shits.
ImSorryFriend
Weird. It'll be dead from autolysis. I've never heard of anyone getting sick from consuming dead yeast, nutritional or trub.
monochrony
really any sort of beer that is cloudy and less filtered. zwickel or kellerbier, too.
keredomo
(personally) I prefer a less vigorous swirling motion to mix it and then pour down the center
bamcockseverywhere
lmao I get so many dirty looks from IPA chuggers for doing this. WHAT ON GODS GREEN EARTH HOW DARE YOU GULP HEFE FROM A LARGE GLASS
WARHAMMER405
That's what I do when I drink Hoegaarden & Witte Kirke. My favorite hefe weizen is Weihenstephaner.
Counterfit
My favorite hefeweizen to say is Weihenstephaner
WARHAMMER405
Great minds think alike.
MahDingDongStrong
I'm doing this at the next social event that serves hefe weizen...ppl are going to think I'm a douche but damn it feels good to be a gangsta
BroncosFanSince97
VitaminJay
They hate you cuz they ain't you.
CatchyUsername123
Depends on the company some do not have the yeast on the bottom
DoubleNubbin
By "this" I assume you mean the robot?
chillFlamingo
You'll be original german gangster. ogg
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Is that the same as weissbier?
Iceborn
Which would be wheat beer
nepomuki
Weizen and Weißbier are the exact same thing
chillFlamingo
Weißbier is the parent category. Hefeweizen is a Weißbier with yeast. Kristallweizen is filtered (no yeast floating).
merelyadequategooglymoogly
So how does weißbier not run afoul of the reinheitsgebot?
shanki87
Kristallweizen is einfacher geil. Hefe auch :)
Roboholic
Finally. Fucking finally. Username relevant.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Time to shine!
FriskyDing0
Someday. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
shittyusernamesketches
Yas.
TorSverre
Enjoy your 15 seconds! xD
thetruthisinmybutthole
.
StigNetwon
How does it feel?
ErinFromTheOffice
dukebradham
Perfection here, and there, just everywhere.
DidItForScience
Definitely relevant. Though I'm sure there were more posts. Your name means you're addicted to robots.
JamesTWrites
This pleases me
Norrah
Mine is frankly just a name.. It's not @frankly btw, that guy straight up sucks.
Flexin5Deej
Beautiful
ChanningTastum
Congrats. Also perfect pour well done
DeadTuesday
Aha! We used to call a guy in rehab Roboholic. Is that you Rob?? Howling at the moon again?!?
DarkESanta
Every futurama post out there though...
TheUsernameChecksOutGuy
Username checks out.
Roboholic
Username checks out
InnerCthulhuVoice
Congratulations
BellaKiss
I love robohol too.
HappinessIsaColdPint
I approve.
nobodyexpectsthespanishinquisiti0n
Roboholic
Username checks out
TheCommunistManifesto
Not sure when mine will ever be relevant...
IMightBeARobot
I know what you mean... I think that waitress might be my type.
Roboholic
She's got
Roboholic
Hot
ElonMuskisIronMan
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Mine is a bit relevant too
UnevenElephant
. For being a part of history
davidbowieeyes
twicetheheart
Congrats, I feel like we all won in this case
ItTookMeTooLongToGetAUsername
My relevance was only for the time it took me to register an account
FisterMantastic
I'm stoked for my relevance day.
heynavees
just search for gay porn on imgur you can be relevant there
TwatSprinkle
Me too
sulfuratus
I think you're on the wrong website. Try gay-porn sites.
Roboholic
It's like Hanukkah
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
Robonnukkah?
syndraconis
Agreed..
DoctorGoldfish
I was relative to a comment once. I said who was I to question the #KingGoldfish after helping with some medical knowledge.
ICanFitMyWholeFistInMyMouthWannaSee
Same here
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
JuliaWhite16
Username checks out XD
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Congrats. Mine is rarely relevant, too
MysteryX95
My username may be always relevant, as it's always a mystery what you're gonna see next in this place :D
thisusernameisnotrelevantanywhere
I'm never relevant anywhere.
GingerBeardsRule
Can confirm that. This username is not relevant to anywhere
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
Mine isn't relevant that often either.
seije
"...the world is about to end."
aDENTinTIME
I zarking love your name! For reasons that would not be apparent to the layperson.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Thanks! Pretty sure yours is a Guide reference, too
aDENTinTIME
;)
KnightsOfEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtangZooBoing
Mine is only relevant in Monty Python posts and comment threads
IamRelevant2
I am relevant 2!
ClearlyNotAMoose
GradeAUnderA?
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I don't know what that is
quiterelevant
mine is actually quite relevant
InvadingYourSpaces
Hey, can I get in on this?
Mockingbirb
You're a quitter elephant?
WhyEvenName
Why do you even need a name?
WaterForTheWaterHungry
Got me, +1
trevasaurusrex
I fear mine shall never be relevant. Good people of Imgur please make my username relevant.
SensualRobotPorn
AllThingsNeat
Thanks!
GummyGopher
Your time has come chosen one.
PizzaSlutForever
I don't want to see it when mine is relevant...
EugeneGoostman
Ha! We bots are always relevant!
yournextpapercut
Same.
guyfolksisdead
Roboholic
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day
ANIMEJESUS
The only real cool thing about LMFAO, was this guy....
GuyInTheBack
I'd like to think you sighed when typing "username relevant"
Roboholic
I ma y gay orgasmed
GuyInTheBack
While I dont exactly know what that means, I still understand it.
Meowcoholic
I see you there.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Well laadeeda
WhatIfTho
Big whoop!
Roboholic
Lol. LA deeds for real
ClearlyNotAMoose
Mine, not so much
mightymoxie
Well, it's clearly a robot and not a moose so...
WhatAboutThisOneThen
What about this one?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Roboholic
Roboholic
Username checks out
Wobbixx
iliketotravelandstuff
Source?
Retromorphic
I thought everyone had seen this! Shit I grew up with this programme.
iliketotravelandstuff
Lol I am a big Futurama fan, but couldnt remember the exact episode this is from :D
Wobbixx
Futurama. I believe this is from the episode leela and the greenstalk
AbyssinianRem
Yep.
GobIinSIayer
Fun fact. Bender and Jake (the yellow dog) are voiced by the same actor.
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
I love both these shows and NEVER KNEW THIS.
PlantyThePlant
He also did a pretty amazing job at voicing the joker in the Red Hood movie
ashipthatshipsshippingships
How many maths did this take? 3 or 4?
lifeisirrelevant
Is math related to science? :3
FurtiveGlancer
Yes.
rvt2
On a serious note... software will solve a lot of the sync issues between the two robots... VERy cool though!
NasaPilotJosephCooper
there are no sync issues what are you talking about
monochrony
7
DarkWukong
Wow
bttycrckr
6
Marick2Die
Isn't this an FJ insider joke?
Workid
So many
tugboatcaptain
"So many" of the maths.
Strongharbour432
S.o.S
langri
Yes
blackholevoid10011
2076.
catusfelis
Couple. But mostly aliens.
thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
5
ReverendSlow
It was actually 6
xtreampb
none just trial and error
Bortus
Basically none to program this set of movements. Most of the math is done by the guys who built the robot, not by those who operate it.
BrewedDude
At least 3...
undead4life
eleventeen
DeeeeezNutssssssss
More than 12 actually
DeeeeezNutssssssss
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Would you believe 30?
yourmomisminenow
well, if you wanna know, that's a lot of calculus, so you can say at least 2 maths.
Cereaza
Mure than 17.
elfenix
I get this reference
rnantis
You can specify all intermediate positions/orientations by moving the arm with a joystick, set speed for transitions, run it. (1/3)
rnantis
Like an animation. The robot's software calculates everything (at least when you're avoiding singularity configurations) (2/3)
rnantis
The math is needed when the problem is not deterministic (objects move randomly and need tracking, etc) (3/3)
cowbellrx
So that was all created in the preinstalled software. Does that come from the manufacturer before hand or do they set up programs on site?
rnantis
You set up all the moves on site. The software just allows you to do it. Some easy way: http://youtu.be/SCy4hdP-IeY
HapilyDamaged
When there's an error in the maths:
v
admiralawesome4213
Whhhaaaattt is this from?
HapilyDamaged
Movie Passengers.
Gayforbae
coreyjayb
BigDaddyDingDongDamnit
Tree fiddy of course
GetOffMyLawnYa
Only in Scotland.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
You called?
JamesCoyle
Approximately 3.14159
MoodyMoose
30 speed
Mockingbirb
5/7
vsepr
Meh, you could get this done with 1 math and an arithmetic.
Shaga42
Is math related to science ?
filmusic42
The 'BITCH WHAT THE FUCK' part made me spit out my water
Jus10Ed
All of them.
SendMeOxygen
Nein.
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
So much air blown from my nose, so much
idownvoteplottwist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeciX-3wfs
OldSchoolCoder
lolwtf :D
AttorneyAtBirdLaw
KirwinWebb
You answered that Rëich on timr
TheDoughnutCop
Gold!
byteme8bit
what the fuck is this toaster doing?
RyanMcFlyin
purple, actually, because aliens don't wear hats on Tuesdays
desdeqado
Crap, shoulda checked the previous comments
desdeqado
Now I have to go home and change my outfit
Lakalaba
I though it was purple, because ice cream doesn't have any bones.
Jynxy85
This.
chinoelpastelero
desdeqado
I thought it was because ice cream has no bones
Remeliss
ImCherokeeJack
Always upvote H.I. McDunnough
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
Your loving husband, Hubert.
ImCherokeeJack
That's one bonehead name.
domenick91
I kinda love this comment. Can I favorite it?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I learned something new today.
imgurplainswalker
Same goes for lizard people on Wednesdays, but then it would take two oranges
AlanCabrera
Lol funny jokes. I miss that app
HocusPokesUs
ICanHasJava
Thorslax
Please, could you explain?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Thorslax
Thank you!
BewareTheCrocigator
Well obviously, Tuesdays smell funny
RyanMcFlyin
my point exactly
Seblor
I want to write a story where this answer is actually a good answer.
RyanMcFlyin
you should! - it already sounds Hitch-Hikers-Guide-ish, as is
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Oh that would explain why my oven isn't producing a satisfactory amount of gophers for thanksgiving
TheLastBillyBumbler
Made me laugh +1
RyanMcFlyin
happy to be of service
BerryJams
And why there are pancakes on the east side of my roof
bonelessCow
and why my dog is shitting Hitler's paintings
orangatuan
Sorry, I farted. Give it a few hours and they'll turn into crows.
RulesOfImgur
AS THE PROFICY HAS FORETOLD!!!
ShkingsFuego
Because of the tax reductions
valiantaesir
I thought it was in regards to the new Ketchup Regulatory Committee?
Flashtro
Wot in tarnation
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Bees are dying at an alarming rate
BattleMercy
Hey, he's got it better than me, i have two truckloads of pumpkins, and once my 78 apple pies are done cooking, ive got to head to the