Jokes

Jul 22, 2022 9:32 PM

DraMoonBreaker

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That isnt breaking news.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Meanwhile, 2024 Trump is going to fire 500k employees, replace them with political appointees, and this is less government somehow.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Not being a moron” shouldn’t really be a thing worthy of praise but here we are.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The bar is so low.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The irony is that Biden got more work done today--while sick with COVID--than Trump did during his own Insurrection!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trump is an idiot, but friends don’t let friends retweet this social media cancer account.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 34

Well he could have taken trump advice and have light treatment inside the body

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that finds this particular account obnoxious? I'm pretty fuckin lefty but this 'like and retweet' crap is asinine

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got downvoted to hell for complaining about it, but I agree. I can't stand the Occupy Democrats twitter account for just that reason

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Our president is no longer a moron" let's not get carried away here.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want sauce just so I can experience it in all its glory

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How was this idiot ever president?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blame the voters, so many of whom would do it again.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are going to*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like "BREAKING NEWS" lost all its meaning...

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

they're breaking what the term "news" used to mean

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking News! The term Breaking News has lost all its meaning.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People still defending pedo pete biden? what dont you guys see the news?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

More like FoxNews /s

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Biden's a moron for other reasons. The Dems have pissed away their opportunity and are delivering us straight to Fascism

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 41

because they continue to play "fair" and "honorable" against opponents who do not reciprocate.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 31

“Democrats should be fascists, but for good.”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

soooo...we should have rolled over and gone with the other guy? I hate it too sometimes, but the alternative is MUCH MUCH worse.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Man, I’m a democrat and I love mocking trump but Occupy Democrats has the cringiest stuff.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 29

there are Dozens of us!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're not wrong. They're the Fox News for the left.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I want to kick the person who came up with “RT if you agree” in the gonads.

3 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

what's RT anyway?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A Russian propaganda media network that strives to infiltrate, undermine, and disparage Western countries.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rumtum Tugger

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Re-tweet.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i'm assuming this is the correct one... ty

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rim-Tickle

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Rusty Trombone

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's basically all of Occupy Democrats tweets. As a leftie it's pretty embarrassing.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I called it "atrocious" and got downvoted to the "bad comments" section, but I stand by it. that account is godawful.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur is weird sometimes with what it likes. Sometimes the same sentiment gets downvoted for no apparent reason.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably just a matter of who was online at the time. and a bit for the phrasing since i didn't claim to be on the left initially

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I blocked them

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Occupy Democrats" tweet style is fucking atrocious. every one ends with a RT request, like one of those awful FB "Like and share" posts

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 27

and they have about the level of humor as your standard conservative commentor. that tweet is about s funny as Elon Musk's twitter feed

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 14

even when I agree with what they are saying (more often than not), I's sill like to throw them off a bridge

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 14

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey, a screenshot of a divisive tweet, with a timestamp from tomorrow. You keep your Asia-Pacific timezone out of my politics.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 54

"Timezones, how do they work? " @fantabuloustimewaster

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

U could choose to ignore or down vote this post.Even better and easy for u if u block me cos I'll be posting similar stuff. (1/2)

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Also a friendly reminder : it's okay to discuss foreign news, politics or religion. Again to reiterate u can always down vote or block.(2/2)

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I didn’t even know my crush Psaki quit a couple months ago to go make $$. I gotta pay closer attention.

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

Shes amazing

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Get in line! It's a long line. :)

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Isn't it wonderful to have boring press conferences again?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

From the very beginning she they said she would only be there for a short time. She actually stayed longer than originally planned

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I liked her in that role though

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't care that he's less dumb than trump. I want a leftist president, instead of choosing between far right (trump) and center right) JB.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

USA.. so.. not gonna happen.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And i want to wake up on a beach married to a supermodel. But we need to work with reality. Vote in primaries. Get involved. And so on.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would go with "less upset" over "happier"

3 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 9

No one said the word "happier" how does this have sixty upvotes pls y'all look before you click

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

"Glad" and "Happy" are synonymous

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Where is "happier" stated?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It says "glad" which means basically the same thing as "happy"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Whats a synonym for "less upset"?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Glad is not a synonym for less upset.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you are less upset then you are at least slightly happier. Moving from -5 to -3 might not be 1, but its certainly closer.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Less sad

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He didnt even have to be airlifted to walter reed. Healthiest president ever, such strength, much health.

3 years ago | Likes 559 Dislikes 6

"I for one am glad to have a president capable of riding a bicycle."

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mayor Pete! I love him.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Helps that you are not a morbidly obese jerk with a steady diet of KFC and cocaine

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tremendous health. Nobody healths like him, he's THE BEST. Everybody says it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very wow.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Might be old, but he’s still fighting and living.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And working for the country every day, despite umpteen crises & obfuscating REPs blocking him every step of the way.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least the healthiest President to ever get Covid.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hes 80 and still bikes...and ya he fell he was clipped in to the peddles EVERYONE EATS SHIT WHEN THEY CLIP IN SOMETIMES!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ill take it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Q: This brings up a good point. Are the republicans going to say Buden is stronger than Trump or that the vaccine worked?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Theyll deflect to something else... like Hunter Biden's laptop.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A: Neither. They don't care about evidence. Also: Biden*

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jombles Buden

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While I agree Biden did get 'good' covid

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Whats good covid?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kind that doesn't insta kill you

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you mean people who get vaccinated? Yeah good thing biden is a believer in vaccines

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For sure!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So angry! Lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think Jimmy Carter could still pin him 1-2-3 .

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I like Jimmy but honestly I think a strong wind might put him in the grave.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He builds houses for habitat for humanity

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, which is why I like him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That strong wind comes from him. Too much shit to do. Can't die.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hes got houses to build

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot of people are saying so.

3 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

Good people. Smart people. The best.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best health, ask anyone. Nobody has health that is better.

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

People come from all over to admire his health. He gets awards for his health. Peak potus right there

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

But no one’s giving him credit. He did the thing but the media won’t say.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

He doesn’t ever get credit, but that’s ok.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody knows it, even the leading doctors, some of who, they say, are the smartest doctors, altho not as smart as me, but still generally

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The consensus would be they are pretty smart, like almost as smart as me on a bad day, which is still pretty good, even if they graduated

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

From those phony liberal colleges, with their fake degrees, wonderfully fake, some might even say beautifully fake, like the mail in votes

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

From the rigged 202 election, it was stolen from me, from you, from all of us really, and we need to remember that I never conceded so in a

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0