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Jun 7, 2017 12:00 PM

Withoutmypants

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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

Col. Sherman Tecumseh Potter

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan

Maj. Franklin "Frank" Marion "Ferret Face" Burns

Cpl. Walter Eugene "Radar" O’Reilly

Lt. Francis John Patrick Mulcahy

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III

Capt. "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

Finish it with Hot Lips...

If you're ever in Los Angeles do the hike in Malibu to the set it's awesome

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Alan Alda worked with Stonybrook University to create their Center for Communicating Science. Science, improv, journalism, theater all meet.

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What about my man, Henry? http://imgur.com/01rTRdv

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Yes. Him and my father were so much alike.

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This is my favorite show of all time

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"If I had a dog with a face like yours I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards." Nothing beats M*A*S*H* quotes.

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Wheres Colonel Blake? You bastard!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

His plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors. RIP McLean Stevenson

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You bastard. The ONE scene/line from the entire series that makes me automatically tear up (not even the chicken). Abyssinia, Henry.

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They turned the hell I went through into a bunch of doctors playing grab ass in the Hollywood hills!!

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F is for famiiiiily!

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Reporting for duty... https://media.giphy.com/media/RysGoifDY9Ecw/giphy.gif

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He said "dooty"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...you forgot Henry Blake! How could you forget Henry Blake!?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This show holds up so well. I remember watching reruns with my parents as a kid. I bought the dvd set & re-watched as adult. Love it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This show is still on in Australia

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and Germany :-)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's on TVLand in the US too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, you guys are WAY behind. Wait until you get Cheers, Sienfeld, and Friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also on Netflix I do believe. Haven't watched it in a while though so they could have taken it off by now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hulu I believe

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's wonderful.

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Everyday after school from 4-6 this show was on. I loved it

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I wish it was still on Netflix :(

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I (illicitly) downloaded the entire thing from the internet when I found out it isn't on Netflix anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It comes on certain channels every day.

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I introduced my parents to Netflix bingeing, and this was their first show. Netflix removed it when they had 1 season to go.

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At least they'd watched it when it came out, and watched enough reruns to have seen it around 3 times all the way through.

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All of these.. and you..

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It's nice... to be nice... to the nice... - Frank Burns, probably

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I was so relieved to see Radar is still alive!!

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I wonder which one dies this December 31 ...

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Seen this series at least 10 times. Helped me trough some bad periods. A shared feel of fighting misery with humour.

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This shows probably why im not as dark as I could have been with my childhood. There are clear bad times but their are good times to be had

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. It's still one of my favorite shows of all time.

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I remember listening to my dad laugh from the other room when he was watching.

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My mom was a RN. She loved it too.

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same here, Dad passed 4 years ago and iv'e been re-watching some of these

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I will always upvote mash!

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Ahem.....M*A*S*H

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Choppers!

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Thank you Radar.

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Suicide is painless.

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It brings on many changes

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Ol' Colonel Potter passed away on Pearl Harbor Day, 2011

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And Father Mulcahy and Trapper John died the last two New Year's Eves respectively.

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I cried when Father Mulcahy passed. I'm an atheist & he, along with a few real ppl, taught a teenage me not to be one of the shitty ones.

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The film is still the best

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The book was still the best...

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The shower thought the book was based on was the best.

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"Through early morning fog I see..."

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The pains that are withheld for me

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I realize and I can see

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That suicide is painless

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it brings on many changes

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, it wasn't a chicken, it was a baby.

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FFFFFFFffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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God damn.

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bwahaha

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Calm down, Satan.

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LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY NJEEEEEEENKINS!

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I'd upvote you twice if I could.

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Too soon! I have all the feels again!

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Will always be too soon

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Oh my god

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oh. my. god.

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Exactly what I said.

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Oh my God! Whoa!!

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Fuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck you!!!!

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wait what?!

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Dude... REALLY? REALLY? REALLY... DUDE! REALLY? REALLY! DUDE? REALLY! REALLY? DUDE!

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The 30 rock scene where Alan Alda made fun of this was great.

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Ohmydearheavenlyfatheryouregoingrohellforthat

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I watched that ep when it premiered (I was 10 at the time). Fucked me up.

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Same here, I must have been around the same age. I had a parallel experience where for years I wasn't sure if she really killed it.

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Indeed. As a child, it messed me up. As an adult, I got a little calloused. As a dad, it cuts me deeper than it ever has.

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I was 10 then too. I still think that was my most powerful TV watching experience.

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You're a bad man. Or woman. Or Apache helicopter.

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Thank you for the appropriate gender neutral pronoun.

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Nigga, you need (to stop / Jesus in your life).

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So fucking dark I came back to upvote it.

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You forgot to wait 150 years. It hasn't been that!

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(Long)

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That episode...

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Joke so dark I think it stole my bike.

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Haha, racism is funny /s

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Holy shit dude!

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