When your leg does the thing

Aug 2, 2014 10:17 PM

This happens when I sit on the toilet looking at my phone for too long.

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That leg gets awful reception.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Despite not being a furry, I absolutely hate the fuzzy, tingly feeling and it makes me fall down.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wow! Furry on the front page!

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Calm down, or everyone will want one!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

thank you, cute wolf man. You have perfectly illustrated this feeling.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I can honestly say my leg has never turned me into a furry, but that's just me.

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After that, I wonder where the tail came from

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

have you ever gone to bed and wake up with your arm asleep and try to give yourself a handjob?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think that's call "The Stranger"

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or even "The Friendly Stranger"

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So THAT'S what they're doing...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

shits annoying when its like that with friends.. they do anything to move that leg and cause traumatic pain QQ

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I hate feeling the white noise.

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I have that problem all of the time...

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"5 cum, Excitement as you goo"

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circulation

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who actually enjoys it a bit?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find it really hilarious how many times I've fallen flat on the floor and had to pretend to be a seal to get anywhere.

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More often than I would like to admit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username relevant

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

This is the most accurate visual representation of this feeling I have ever seen

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My fursona is a homosapien named David.

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When my son was 6 he knocked his elbow and said his arm was pixelated.

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Smart kiddo you got there.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Amazing!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that description

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thats exactly how i would describe it and im 26

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Totally its like im in a video game my my leg or arm is gliching

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the 'not-so-funny' bone

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once crashed into an old lady in an airport because my legs were asleep. Ended up spraining my ankle and I didn't feel it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In retrospect, saying "crashed" while talking about an airport is not too wise.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not sure if furry, will upvote anyway.

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thank you for that upvote

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is most definitely furry, will upvote you because downvote faires.

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TAKE ON MEEEEE

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like this comic for a different reason :D

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Your furry is tingling.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Furry amputation fetish? White noise appreciation? Reminder of somebody you used to know? I am intrigued.

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The first one. :)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Urgh. The needly bit is the wooooorst

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10/10 perfect gif username combo

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I know, I hate it when I turn into a furry and my leg hurts.

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Yea sometimes my dick does the same thing. Gets stuck under my leg and then I can't feel the other 5 inches

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"TLDR: Come at me, ladies."

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Legit laughed

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11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally, a cute furry thing on here that won't be absolutely destroyed.

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I know right? I saw it on the front page and I was like, oh crap here comes the hate.

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Yay!!! were finally getting somewhere! :D

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 1, 2025 1:15 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

eh, just scroll down to the bad comments. i've already done my part and downvoted the assholes

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Hurray for not being destroyed! I couldn't believe it was on the front page, either.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Nope. Furry shit is shit.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 36

Well aren't you a goddamn delight

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I've made blatant furry comments and such that have been well received. We're finally moving up in the world! xD

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I know! big difference over this last year or so

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

To be honest though, we have shit that would thoroughly fuck up the average imgurian

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

You shouldn't be downvoted. You are correct on that notion XD Even some of the "general" art is... fucked up... to put it "lightly"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So does every fandom.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I suppose

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You aren't a canine.

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Says who?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

DNA analysis. Not really a "who", more of a "what".

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Pft. You haven't seen my pic, you don't know! See, that's me in the middle there

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Ahah

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This one is always funny.

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Commenting for future use.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Saving this one

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Oh my god that's cute.

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I remember that one. How long ago was it on the front page?

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few months I think.

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Actually I love that feeling, it feels funny and I don't mind it.

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Demon spawn. You must be demon spawn. You have no power here!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just keep in mind that it's your blood starting to run through your veins again as fast as possible.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do too, it tickles and makes me laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, but i cant deal with it, its too much! hahaha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CRAWL BACK TO THE HOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, HELLSPAWN! NO MORE SHALL YOU DARKEN THIS EARTH!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? It always hurts me. Actually borders on super painful. Can't make it stop fast enough & I avoid it at all costs.

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Hell creature

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you... you will survive the apocalypse

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Furries have arrived at the frontpage.

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As a furry, I'm proud! *sheds a tear*

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#The_Feels

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For the third time as I rememebr. , and toothless and stich from taoshin (but can't find taht post)

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Iguanamouth has been on the frontpage several times as well, and she's a furry. Source: I'm a furry.

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And there was much gnashing of teeth.

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This was not an exclamation of achievement in firsts.

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It was more of an "Oh god why?!" moment.

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I remember this

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second one is cute as hell :)

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fist one ... DAMN ... that was on the FP ...

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yes...

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That last picture perfectly represents what that shit feels like.

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I had sciatica for a long time and damaged the nerve permanently. That's what it feels like whenever anything touches the side of my foot.

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Gonna hit y'all up with a little science. It's called Paresthesia, and if it feels more like ants crawling on you it's Formication.

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ForMication?... :3

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Pins and needles man...

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YEEEEESSSSS

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My friend's daughter calls it "fuzzy legs"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well this character's legs are always fuzzy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

here i was thinking i was the only one that got the needle prodding feeling, ugh shit hurts sometimes.

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I used to call it the sprite feeling

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When I was a kid I used to tell my parents I had glitter in my feet. Even my insides were fabulous.

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Yeah, my tail usually gets all frizzy too.

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My tail is in the front and hairless

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It does!!!!

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Ants. It feels like ants.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In french we call that having ants in the leg. I think it describes perfectly how horrible that feeling is.

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Like your foot is a beanie baby.

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Thats what nerve damage feels like. I try and tell people its like your foot being asleep and they dont get it.

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I have a big cyst in the back of my knee that makes my lower leg feel like this constantly. :-/

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My ex-GF had no working nerve-ends in her arms.

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Do you get that prickly sensation too?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Sometimes its numb, but Just on the skin. And the muscle beneath hurts. Other times its just hell.

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You mean you live with this feeling constantly?

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Yes. In my upper back, sometimes in my lower back. Its moved to my right leg. My right foot is completely numb.

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My cousin did. He got better but for 18 years he would describe it like this.

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For me at least (and maybe because the affected area's not too big) I am for the most part used to it except when I bump it or something

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same for me - bump or press on the side of my foot feels numb and pins and needles at the same time.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe we are injured-foot twins

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That's fucking awful.

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I get that but very painfully

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It doesn't account for the 'squeezing' feeling that accompanies it.

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The phrase 'pins and needles' has existed, and has been more accurate than this picture, for *decades*.

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But it's not painful, like "pins an needles"

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Oh, yes, 'sparkle-sparkle tail wag' is so much more indicative of the feeling.

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11 years ago (deleted Sep 9, 2017 6:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

i think this dude is too young to know what static is

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Feels like being stabbed with needles to me...

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For people old enough to remember: http://imgur.com/mz1Pf2q

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I still own one O.o 'use it for old game consoles

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Don't make me feel old, man.

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I'm 3 and I remember this

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I already knew what you were going to link to before I opened it. I feel you, brother.

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They're heeeeeere

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O_O

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I wish I could upvote the shit out of this. I remember trying to explain this felling when I was little!

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i'm 17 and i remember this

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Is that a CD player?

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It's a joke.

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O ooohhhhh

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I'm 16 and I remember that.

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Shut up Kenny! You're POOR!'

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Dude, I had one of those in 2007.

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hey! free pay-per-view porn from 1985!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about the part when you put weight on it and nearly fucking collapse because your leg is asleep?

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I had my feet fall asleep in a public toilet. Tried to get up, fell over hit my head against the stall. Awkwardness ensued.

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What do you mean "nearly?"

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This happened when I was pregnant and scared everyone. It sucks.

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I have a scar on one knee from that! Didn't realize my leg was dead asleep and got up to answer the door - landed on a carpet edge nail 1/2

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Tried to crawl to the front door to answer, then looked behind me and saw a trail of blood. Didn't even feel it for several minutes

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That's some commitment. Hopefully you didn't get to the door just to find out it was a Jehovah's Witness

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That would have been a great opportunity, though. Crawled to the door, blood trail, opened the door and say "He's come for me!, run!"

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Knee bent backwards, freaky as hell.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because, like, without that sense of "leg" your knee goes the wrong way and you're just "shit."

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I don't fall over or lose balance when my leg is asleep. >:)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

you dont lose motor control when this happens, those people are all twerps and overreacted to slight sensory deprivation.

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Not loss of motor control, loss of proprioceptive feedback. If I can't feel my leg I can't tell where I'm placing it when I take a step.

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thats the thing that I said!

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Woke up late, jumped up, and immediately fell over. Was still half asleep so got up and took a step to fall over again. Stayed there.

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"Nearly"? I smacked my chin on a concrete bollard because I got out of a car too quickly after a 2.5 hour drive with not enough leg room.

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I once had both legs fall asleep while asleep. Alarm clock rang and I stood, took a step, then fell. I laughed so hard!

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Got up off the couch thinking my leg was awake, two steps later I was on the floor.

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Yes, and it fuckin kind of ''hurt'' if you stand on it! D:

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh man, this! It's so hard to describe that sensation.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I LOVE/HATE that feeling. Is like if your leg was injured, but it's not. And it's like a painful numbness. I don't know

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So much this. I just nervously wait and try to balance until it fades away. Trying to move it even a...(1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(2/2)... little feels like a painful venom moving deeper into my flesh. That moment is the only time I have felt that kind of "pain"

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Yes hahahaha. I thought I was the only freak experiencing this

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally. I made an album for you. What it feels like for me when i stand up and realize I am screwed: /a/gW4x8

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG! That's the cutiest thing anybody has done for me

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What about the part when you're a fox ?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mum almost crippled herself for life doing that. Had a horrifically swollen knee and everything. She put her weight down funny.

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I tripped my way down the stairs in the middle of the night that way. Woke the whole house up.

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did that once. I fell as soon as I stood up. that foot had a nasty diagonal bruise on it. apparently it had bent w/o my feeling a thing. :/

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I stood up after a super long session on my Genesis when I was a kid and fell directly into the Christmas tree and knocked it over.

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That happened to me in school during an assembly, I got called up front and accidentally kicked the girl in front of me.

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That's what they fucking get for making us sit on the floor like animals.

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I once broke my ankle because it was asleep and I tried to walk down stairs. Rolled my ankle, dropped my phone. Broke the ankle.

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That must've been one heavy phone.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

have you not seen the bricks that were in the 90s and are being brought back 20+ years later with a screen

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I did hear that Nokia was making a smartphone that you could use as a hammer in a pinch, but that was over a year ago, I think.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever had your genitals fall asleep? It feels... interesting.

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It happened to my prostate once or twice. Wasn't pleasant.

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My ass has fallen asleep, you'd be amazed how hard it is to walk when your ass is asleep

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes... it was.. uh.. weird and interesting I'd say.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but no.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Isn't that called erectile dysfunction?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a girl, and get this when on a bicycle

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... how?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, bring me the rubber bands, it's time for some science.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After a long bike ride had my balls fall asleep. At first it was weird,then it was funny followed by a panicky fear of not feeling 'em again

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, balls and dick. I have a boney ass, so when i sit it puts pressure in that "middle" area. I have to jump up a shake it out. it sucks

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! They were reading "50 Shades of Gray" and dozed off.

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Happens to me whenever I sit on a wooden stool for too long. Soooo weeeeird. "What's wrong?" "Uhhh, dick's asleep"

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Ah, the good ol' stranger in the bedroom. Makes for good times.... not really, just a lot of regret and shame.

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i thought i was the only one

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's one of those weird feelings that I enjoy, something about the tingly feeling...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. It always makes me go "Oh..OooOoo...that feels a little nice."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No but I've sat on my balls before. I did not like that feeling.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Very different.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I know all too well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat pudendal nerve

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

+1 for science

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What are you, 80

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that happens when i ride a motorcycle, hate it so much

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I was about to say that. It feels incredibly weird but I kind of like it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New saddle on my bike makes the giblets go numb. Probably not my greatest investment.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes and yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've wondered: If ladies lay on their stomach do their boobs fall asleep?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Nope

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Nope, but my arms usually do.

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No my boobs have never fallen asleep personally.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But our butter muffin does fall asleep and numb

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+1 for butter muffin.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

butter muffin?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How?! I've never experienced that?!?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah son

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

no, but at least i have to make them lie in a good position, otherways its uncomfortable or even painful

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope--it's just uncomfortable in a generally painful way.

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See Comment below for vivid description

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the term here you're looking for is "amazeballs."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neck/half of my face fell asleep once...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

somebody tell me how exactly i can get my dick to fall asleep.

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

hard seat of an exercise bike...very unsettling

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it happens when I slouch in my chair for too long. I didn't not like it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do a long cycle without standing up at any stage!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for SCIENCE!!! no but seriously. its for masturbation research.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

benzocaine, its meant for tooth aches and oral numbing. But if you put a dab on the end of your master of ceremonies. It'll make it numb (1)

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Only lasts for about 20-30 minutes. And yes, I know this from experience. (2)

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Its not a good feeling. Felt real weird and kinda scary the first time.

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"The first time." ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah so how is it done

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Happened to me after a long bike ride. It was definitely scary the first time it happened.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE WANT ANSWERS, SON.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude I dont know. I just kinda sat on a nerve or something. Idk. One of my balls falls asleep everynow and then.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

riding a bike for a long time, with all your weight on your dick nerve (I think that's the medical name for it)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, it taint.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bicycle on too hard a seat (which is most of them) for too long. It is NOT a good feeling.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

try a white noise machine. if that doesn't work, maybe give it a nip of whiskey. to be honest though, i usually just rub mine.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Oof, it's too early to laugh this hard.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

my music teacher had a uncomfortable old wooden chair and my weight and posture made my balls fall asleep after sitting for awhile.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When having sex for too long. Not asleep, more of mostly numb.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

By "for too long" you mean more than 2 minutes?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, and bruised.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That sounds cool I wanna experience that!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well now I want to go strangle them. Thanks a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm discovering through the comments that this happens to women quite a bit. Also, all the other replies are ladies! *fires up fedora tip*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was sitting really awkwardly for a long time and had my clitoris fall asleep. Very interesting indeed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HATE IT

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It felt like another mans penis>

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

happened to me a couple times after stationary bike riding, it was scary

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's happened to my coochi. It felt so weird.

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That is always the weirdest feeling...only happens when im sitting on a hard bench though or something similar

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! And for some reason I slapped it to get it to wake up. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once, my tuna fish casserole wasn't shazam, so I rubbed the soggy goodness and lathered some oil for flavor - oh, you're talking about vag.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, when we sat down on the floor for to long, the coochi gets numb too. How wierd is that

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay yes me too. It keeps happening on my right side and I sort of wonder if I have a circulation problem. :P

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank god I'm not the only one!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've got the numbest boner right now.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Or when your whole leg and only half of your sideways bacon sandwich falls asleep.

11 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

yep..just one side of the lips and buttcheeks are gone, its so bizarre.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for sideways bacon sandwich

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

i became hungry and aroused at the same time. thank you for this pleasure.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the weirdest feeling I don't understand my lady bits sometimes

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How is that even possible? To bend in such a way, my mind. I can't comprehend

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Less bending, more awkward sitting positions. Sometimes it happens when sitting a certain way on a hard surface, like a bench.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Happens some times if you've been sitting uncomfortably for awhile. Bike rides, bus rides, very fucking strange feeling...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Happened to me once from sitting on the edge of gym bleachers too long. Scared the shit out of me when I stood up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pinch whichever big veins split off into smaller veins that lead down to vagoo town.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This damn thread.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least it's only a town's population... could be a vagoo city for some.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or vagoo-tropolis.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Happens to my girly bits sometimes after riding a bike for a long time.

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

That happened to me before! Weirdest feeling ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See that I could understand, because bike seats are the devil

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's why I removed the bike seat~

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I noticed your name. Hi.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My butt and under-between-part gets sore after a lot of riding. D: I like down-hill slopes, weeeeeee~ c:

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perineum

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

GRUNDLE.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know they sell bike seats specifically to fix this problem? (also for men they sell ones to prevent prostate problems)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No shit?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happened to me too! I freaked the fuck out and ran around slapping my fancy biscuit for 10 minutes.

11 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 4

4 days later...and I glad I came back to this by chance, +1 for Fancy Biscuit. "...the more you know"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+2 For the belly laugh. -1 Cause there is now water on my screen and keyboard.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

+1 just for the use of the term "fancy biscuit" in such a way haha

11 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2

Seconded

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Best. Fucking. Comment. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really did giggle omfg

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Fancy biscuit" +1

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There needs to be a favourite comments function.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

brb imagining someone slapping their "fancy biscuit"

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

After they sleep you also imagine you have a dick? That's just me?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just you, darlin.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/eEYwLze

11 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

I actually lol'd so +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brilliant. +1

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

there will always be a relevant gif

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1