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Thankfully she saw the funny side soon after
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Thankfully she saw the funny side soon after
bananakitten
Marry her. She didn’t kill you in a fit of pregnancy rage. I’ve seen worse from less. And cried over less. Pregnancy does shit with emotions
JOKERZwild86
I enjoyed this film
vegetariangardener
Farts are funny. What’s the problem?
Riku0990
Funny seeing Ian McShane on the receiving side of a hail of arrows after seeing American Gods first
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
Gotta love Ian McShane. Also don't forget John Wick appearances!
AnnieBahde
Pregnancy farts can reach a special kind of stinky. Add some garlic in there and it’s weapons grade farts.
JustAnotherknarF
This was actually a good movie.
MeatPosicleIsDead
Foundation of a good relationship right there.
MissAizea
I laugh whenever I fart and it sounds funny
nocebo
LOVEJOY!!!!!!\
Nigbad1984
I read that in Charlie Gimbert’s voice...
LariCheltsy
Also: who has the downvote version?
Ryzanify
So is she pregnant or not??
Targe0
The moment in the Game when you realize the other team suck and its going to be an easy Win.
fairybug
This movie is just great.
LadyNetrex
If he got hit "somebody better have seen that, cause it hurts like hell".
rolovonpolo9
Swidgen!
ojp1977
I like to think I'm laughing with people, but they're a bit slow on the uptake, than laughing at them
ejfnsowjtofbwldof
You could make a religion out of this.
ThePerro
She could say that the baby did it
Xenophemera
Ahaha I’m pregnant and toot pretty much whenever the mood strikes no matter where we are. Gas pain is no joke and I have no shame.
XFluerRocketson
spypengen
blame it on the baby
HeraldofOmega
demosthenes89
You guys, the gas in pregnancy is no joke. Constant burping and farting and pretty much feeling like an overinflated balloon.
WristDeepInaBook
That's when you rip a louder fart and declare "who will challenge the fart king for his stanky throne??"
dragonsluvtacos
Love Ian McShane.
LegendOfTheDrunkenBastard
Wife her, bro. Also, only the devil would definitely be named DefinitelyNotTheDevil!
Metalhead47
Looks familiar, what's this from?
Sc0rpd0g
Hercules w/The Rock
NoThanksSatan
bobdickgus
Hercules
ratfinkfuck
Deadwood
ClemFandangle
Blue waffles.... google it
matthiasfactor
Oh, sod off
calledwylch
Google subtlety.
Simismallz
Idk why people need to mess with people who just ask simple questions. Season 2 of Firefly
Metalhead47
akittenhasnoname
redoman309036
Boku no pico
strugglesnuggler
You're good people
Lollooooo
Sick movie 10/10 would recommend
Awol86
HOW TO PRAGERNT?
FierceAndAdorable
That’s when you say, wow the floor is really squeaky there
fruityrainbowsprinkles
Nothing counts when you're pregnant. You get a free pass for the entire nine months and an additional 2 months after baby.
iwouldshootobytwice
I’m 2.5 months postpartum. Still having trouble with fart control ?. Having a baby really fucks up your body.
HeraldofOmega
Men like woman who are not afraid of a fart now and then.
leader001
Was this show any good? I had a hard time getting through the pilot bc the main guy’s acting was pretty bad but everything else looked cool.
CrankyCook
More like
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BISHPLEEASE
Someone should edit these two together
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Clip them together right after he thinks he's fine and opens his eyes then BAM
BISHPLEEASE
Perfect!
ItsGasThatEatsYourFace
What’s that from?
badgermcduff
American Gods
KaminoNeko
Impressive grouping.
kmikl
Especially the knee-shots.
Denamic
That's what really kills your adventuring days
wamphyri13r
This was my favorite scene. Unfortunately it cuts out before the last arrow hits him in the bottom of the foot. That was icing on the cake.
BabyFarkMcGeeZax
When I submit my OC to usersub
artisviolent
Tis but a flesh wounds
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
is he gonna be ok?
aLessThanCleverusername
Ok seriously tho. How long would you survive from that?
Foxsayy
Where is this from?
Nolfelix115
Reverse porcupine
FreelanceSpermDonor
Or:
AmericanSatan
Is he dead?
MrWobblyHead
It's just a flesh wound. He'll be fine.
CaldariBob
Vikings?
Rach272727
American Gods
badgermcduff
American Gods
CaldariBob
Thanks. Was going by the axe.
Thefreeeezian
He ded.
Lurch1911
Nah he’s just gotta walk it off
RayzorHero
Tis but a scratch
Havoc2617
This........ Is..........AWESOME!!
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Overkill
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Ian McShane is in the source of both of these gifs
DoctorYueh
Isn't that the missionary who tried to spread the gospel to an uncontacted tribe?
JLaP01001
If it is then he got what he deserved.
notsohasty
Just a Viking trying to spread the teachings of Odin to the poor native Americans.
DropTheChief
If we are thinking about the same story the first guy died and his wife and son went back and actually reached them.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Nah he just asked if anyone had seen it’s a mad mad mad mad world.
Noob3rts
I don't think so, no, I think that was from American Gods and those were Amazons.. I think.
teachmemogster
Not sure in the show they clarified what kills the viking warrior but in the book iirc they kill an Indian after getting him drunk?
Grudgebearingmidget
Nope, native Americans
Noob3rts
Ah fuck, my bad. You are correct!
Grudgebearingmidget
Hey, you were close, after all, the amazons ARE in America
Grudgebearingmidget
They'd stepped foot on "The new world", this was the first guy to walk ashore to investigate
Soldr4hire
The fact that Ian McShane is in this series as well makes it even better for some reason.
Lucky246
American Gods is fucking amazing. First season is some of my favorite film media. I really want to make the totem in the beginning though
WilliamHuskerAdama
I wanna make the totem from Hannibal.
Rach272727
He owns that part.
Bahiano1993
The novel is one of my favorites, read his character with him in my head before he was even cast
Soldr4hire
I swear Neil Gaiman wrote that character for Ian McShane.
Lucky246
Okay but can I hear a round of applause for mad fucking sweeny
drtest
My friend want to know from which movie/serie is this?
DrizztLink
American Gods for both, I think.
whitebbwolf
Hercules for the 1st, not sure about the second
DrizztLink
I have been known to be wrong. My bad.
whitebbwolf
happens mate
Rach272727
American Gods
badgermcduff
American Gods
Bahiano1993
Funny enough, starring the actor in the above gif
ItWasASickOstrich
showmanic
DUDE SPOILERS
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
best part of the movie
BiofilmsAreSexy
No, best part was: “YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN DESERVED TO DIE!”
JackTheRipper69
i believe it was a series and not movie
JackTheRipper69
https://youtu.be/0EbiyiKswA8
boiphamet
And when the rock snatches the flaming spear to save him. The way he responds is hilarious
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
What movie is this
johnzaku
Hercules
raknor88
Hercules w/ The Rock.
AimForTheLittleToe
Honey, you mean HUNK-ules
matchugegs
It's not good as far as movies go. This scene was good, but the rest was trash
admiralbenson
I'll watch anything with Ian McShane in it! And then probably regret it.
ConstantlyonYoBack
Never regret Lovejoy, never!
SirDawby
Ahh, Hellboy it is...
BertramWilberforceWooster
Even Lovejoy?
FuckingTurtleBear
Right? It's an instantaneous Must Watch, with a side order of 'might be shit though'
RandallKavanaugh
Lovejoy
MithridateEupator
I feel like he's good, but everything that he's in is bad.
OtterAvalanche
John wick is great though.
DaOutlaw
Deadwood!
Sefalim
Er, Lovejoy?
Userlivewire
Deadwood is bad?
DaddySchlongleg
I just finished it, season 3 ended pretty poorly considering the build-up
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Listen here Cocksucker! Keep talking that way about Deadwood and you'll be feeding Mr. Wu's pigs.
HoSlappa
SWIIIIIIGGGGGEEEENNNN
lamparamagica123456
Which movie is this from?
Ajdamus
Pocahontas
InhumanDookieCannon
Back Door Sluts 9
FAAIID
Apparently, the Dwayne Johnson Hercules.
lamparamagica123456
Jesus, I watched that movie and I don't remember this
HoSlappa
i cant remember anything about the movie, literally none of it
lamparamagica123456
That's so typical with today's movies
WinoCrimesand69s
Hes Hercules. Hes just a mercenary whos adventures are all exaggerated. His king betrays him he fights an army pushes over a statue. Mcshane
kidred2001
Honestly, this was an underrated movie.
SteelStash
No it was properly rated. Not bagging on anyone for enjoying it, I mean I liked the prequels, but rockules was properly rated
KaJuN
Very! I watched it because I wanted a cheesy action flick but it turned out to be pretty legit.
ilyvinVoter
What movie
kidred2001
Hercules with Dwayne the rock Johnson
micmic00
Rockules
thesiftersniffer
Thank you for using his full title.