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Jan 20, 2018 9:59 PM
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Shitposting2017
We'd be so fucked if we were aquatic life forms
retnab
Is it weird that the first thing I thought of was those shampoo commercials, and then pictured a shark shaking around with shiny hair?
krissypoojackets
Jesus could you get any closer ya nut job?
donothingmachine
TheAfroClam
Went to see one they had at the monterey bay aquarium a while back. I was "only" about 5 or 6 feet long. Still looked scary AF
Zaknafeinv
JoeDubecky350
Holy crapballs!
NuiNiuhiNui
I will haunt and report this post until animal cruelty is no longer acceptable.
LesserEvils
Heya, Sharkie....
LosPer
ndmaster
Oh, hi there!
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
I would shit.. ALL my organs right out, seeing this shit up close in person.
ZeKiller
VadersBurntDick
NuiNiuhiNui
This poor shark is dead and is disrespected for someone's amusement.
BackInTheBox
He never had a chance
teabagthefool
Pantus-cackus...
NuiNiuhiNui
I WANT TO FIND THE PERSONS THAT TOOK THIS VIDEO!!! I (and a caretaker at the local aquarium) have a LOT of questions.
WhatisaYute
I’m in a 3rd floor walkup right now and this made me so uncomfortable that I just put both feet on the couch.
millenniumdragon
It's a water puppy :D
NuiNiuhiNui
Dead puppy.. :^(
TranceAddict
NuiNiuhiNui
That shark is dead.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
poogie67
Boop the snoot.
BOBNOBODY
I'd pay to see that!
NuiNiuhiNui
Want shark fin soup with that boop?
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Oh hi Mark
jenmalove
That’s probably what you see right before loosing consciousness
TeaEyeDoubleGrr
The scream under water reminds me of when people try to play it cool when they nail the trick shot when filming. He got so much hang time!
Lynxissiodorensis
Quick question, maybe even a dumb one. Do fish enjoy the taste of birds as much as the opposite?
NuiNiuhiNui
Those birds are there to feed on dead fish. That shark is one of them.
w0od
High 5 human fren!
NuiNiuhiNui
Human friend killed this animal. It is dead.
DipMyBallsInKeroseneAndLightAMatch
zertmaster
Dougibert
Is this shark dead? If so, how do you know? Dead or alive, I'm scared (I live near the beach near Oak Island, NC. Can you say bull shark?)
NuiNiuhiNui
I can. Look at the infiltration of air into to "nostril" cavity. Sharks have a muscle to prevent that. Along with the bubbles from...1/2
NuiNiuhiNui
2/2 the eyes.. we all know sharks roll their eyes back when they "strike" something. That is to prevent infiltration of FOD. Poor shark.
NuiNiuhiNui
Every downvote at me is an upvote for animal cruelty.
MrsWhatsit
1. You were entirely too close to that shark. 2. Why is the shark leaping out of the water? 3. Where is the nearest Path of Nope?
NuiNiuhiNui
That shark is deceased. That shark was propelled out of the water by the hand of man. Nope is that miles of monofiliment we discard.
NuiNiuhiNui
Downvote me all you want. Those animals need our help. Please do not disrespect them. It is not good for you.
bobosha
Ia this true?
PhailRaptor
It's called a "breach attack" and it's used predominantly to target seals from below at high speed
NuiNiuhiNui
Shark is too small for seal.
NuiNiuhiNui
Now WAY this footage is real. It is sad.
NuiNiuhiNui
Keep downvoting... tell us all how much you like animal abuse.
PJVeddersGirl
How do even propel themselves that high?
NuiNiuhiNui
I do believe this is staged with added forced perspective. That shark is deceased.
CavalierNique
Are you under the immpression that sharks dont breach, or you remember it from somewhere else?
NuiNiuhiNui
This shark is dead. There are too many signs that point to that conclusion. Too many for 140 characters.
NuiNiuhiNui
This shark has no reason to breach.
DragonDildoChandelier
They are literal torpedoes made of muscle. 80% of sharks' body weight is in the muscles that propel their tails.
NuiNiuhiNui
Question is "why" would it propel itself like that. Even less likely if a human is around. That carcass is manipulated by the hand of man.
ThatTankGuy
to get seals, seals are too fast for them to chase down so they ambush them from underneath at top speed, usually propelling the shark 1/2
ThatTankGuy
its body length out of the water
NuiNiuhiNui
If that little guy is 3 feet long, I would be SHOCKED! It feeds on fish and garbage. Looks like a small tiger shark being abused.
NuiNiuhiNui
This size animal will not hunt seal.
ADisturbedOne
Sharks are awesome.
NuiNiuhiNui
Way nicer when alive! Why didn't it protect its eyes when attacking those birds? It is a desecrated animal!
1BlackCat
Indeed they are.... and they terrify me
FlatPlutoSociety
Glad to see that common sense is alive.
NuiNiuhiNui
This is abuse of an animal.
ADisturbedOne
They can be terrifying, and I refuse swim with one, but I admire them.
NuiNiuhiNui
Not all sharks can eat you.
ADisturbedOne
No, I am aware of that, but doesn't change how scary to be in same water as them. lol
NuiNiuhiNui
Yes... it doea.