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trippintherift
I've known dogs who have liked beer. I never fed beer to dogs. But I've seen them enjoy it.
churrotime
PSA: check the label before you give your dog peanut butter, whether as a treat or for meds, some brands use xylitol to sweeten. Be safe
Picc4dilly
Always interesting, how grapes AND raisins are on the no list. But I guess better that then to test the common sense of some people
chris22568
Xylitol is HIGHLY toxic to dogs. That should be in a category all by itself. That shit is DEADLY.
actinistia
Its in most gums and a fuckton of japanese candy-- i learned the hard way that xylitol is shit
vwgasyoudead
*dogs shouldn't eat
pureryeridge
It's missing onions from the no list.
KeatonTS
my mom gave our dog an onion ring (unknowing of the effects) and it freaked me out, but after 2 weeks our dog is still fine, thankfully.
RumbaSambaMambo
Also garlic, leeks, and all the rest in the Allium genus. Plus rind, it's quite bad for their digestion.
goawaypleasethankyou
Garlic's already on the list
PhiIIipJFry
Aw man you mean I can't share my big meal of xylitol with my dog?
FilthyRedmond
Why would my doggo be drinking?
Jackster22
This has quite a few incorrect things on it... Don't believe what people post on the internet. Excluding this comment...
sschmer
Xylitol can be found in some peanut butters so be careful to read the label! There was a big PSA push from vets about its increasing use
Gianttesticlemonster
Well humans can't eat raw potatos either.... or is Gordon Ramsay just flippin shit for no reason.
Smead
I looooooooove raw potatoes. CRUNCHY
milyhow
Everyone in my family eats raw potatoes all the time. Delicious
LenorePoe
Just an fyi people....many peanut butter companies are now using xylitol....read the label before treating your pet to a peanut butter snack
WalterMatthau
Bullshit on alcohol. My friends Alaskan Malamute puppy once lapped up half a bottle of Jim Beam at a party. It died, but it def drank it.
goawaypleasethankyou
:(
BaloneyBob
Horseshit
manoz
Yes
FilthyRedmond
I don't think dogs should be eating horseshit
TowardTheLight
Oh, they definitely do and it's disgusting. Doesn't do them any harm, but yuck..
UnsavoryCommenter
Why?
62886580
Forgot no bueno on the onions... that's a big-time no
grandtheftavocado
Yup, gonna have to go with a big wrong-o-rino on the avocado. Avocado flesh is healthy and helps with dry skin.
Penetrecia
yea, there's dog food out there with avocado in it. the list is a lie!
grandtheftavocado
Lies on the Internet? I doubt it.
Penetrecia
apparently someone disagrees with us. downvote fairies believe the list...
LMNOParis
They can also eat humans
TravisBickleHasIdeas
If only they made some kind of food just for dogs. A "dog food" if you will.
itsybitsyspider
Table scraps EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE won't hurt your dog.
AwkwardGirl4691
UnsavoryCommenter
You. I like you.
PetuniasFromMagrathea
YOU. you're good, you. You're good.
TravisBickleHasIdeas
I've grown fond of you as well but, I'm not ready to tell my parents yet.
maplepancakes
Most dog food is kinda shitty, and the dog food that is actually decent costs an arm and a leg. Up until he died, I cooked my dog's meals 1/
maplepancakes
every morning. Ground turkey, sweet potatoes, green beans. It took 5 minutes to make, and I didn't have to deal with anal gland issues 2/
maplepancakes
anymore, because his diet was a lot better. Also, he fucking loved that shit, he always ate every bite of it. 3/3
KillahQueen
You're an amazing person
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
You're a good pet owner +1
maplepancakes
Thank you, I like to think that I made my dog's life a good one.
TheTreesAreTalking
I have never seen my dog spit fat out after eating a squirrel he killed. Just saying.
KyleBeach
Yeah but if animals immediately sensed something dangerous for them, rat poison would be completely ineffective. If i put some cyanide in a
KyleBeach
scoop of peanut butter, i doubt you'd know until you're keeling over
LittleSilverKitsune
Oh shit!!! My bulldog is always stealing the taters from the bin.........better fix that
Insertintellectualnamehere
You can buy doggie beer so now even alcoholics can have drinking buddies
chloramphenicolderivative
They can't have alcohol, coffee or chocolate. How are dogs still this amazingly happy?
misterpoonfister
I want to know more about this because my dogs boring hes more of a cat than anything
IsThisUsernameGoodEnough
Do the dogs get drunk?
cIeverusername
No it's basically just chicken broth
ilovecars
Yuck
EmperorGraviton2814
There is a wine for cats to drink so far. Like MosCATo or Pinot Meow
organicpasta
Still mad is not called Masgato
samjam10412
My co-worker bought one of each! Apparently her cat is no wine connoisseur
greenking13
I thought it was called the blood of their enemies. Who knew?
IMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGUR
What a fucking age to be alive
SgtEziosRequiem
poopfarts666
Moon pies...
CaptainHyperbole
But my dog loves Xylitol!
seanvt
At first I read Gum as..... something else.
ambidexterousamputee
Wtf is xylitol?
cyno01
Sugar free gum.
UnsavoryCommenter
It's found in many/most sugar free products
UnsavoryCommenter
It drops their blood sugar and causes marked hypoglycemia resulting in seizures and death because they can't process it.
2shortplanks
something that is in some brands of peanut butter which is on the okay list...
ambidexterousamputee
Good to know
mizmoose
A sugar alcohol. It breaks down in the intestines. Others (manitol, malitol) are used as both sweeteners & baby laxatives. Fun times!
ambidexterousamputee
Just make sure not to get the 2 confused :) thanks
mizmoose
If you consume enough *itol (still used in some "sugar-free" foods) you will find out why it's a baby laxitive.
thecontractor
Artificial sweetener. Found in a lot of gum and candy and stuff.
raidleadergutts
Gum shouldn't even be there as it's not food and shouldn't be eaten by anything to begin with.
MajesticElephante
And peanut butter!! Its a sneaky one, look out for it.
ambidexterousamputee
Ah thanks
feb29thismycakedaylol
And peanut butter. Not all but a few
QDizzley
+1 for alphabetical order. +2 for dog safety.
UnsavoryCommenter
People of imgur. Yes you fed your dog some of these foods and yes they were fine. But these foods can still cause problems for some dogs and
lext
I can honestly say I've never fed mine any no items. Just stick to dogfood, treats, and meat. Giving other stuff can ruin their appetite.
UnsavoryCommenter
Be just fine for others. This list is a blanket statement of "don't feed" for all dogs. Dose of the food can also make it toxic. It's...
UnsavoryCommenter
Recommended to just stay away from all of these so you don't unknowingly cause health problems for your pets.
UNRAVELINGTHEWORLD
Didn't think the No column sounded right. The list lies, my dog easily ate everything on that list. He's taking a nap now. So cute.
ootakugirl
We are going to hell, lol
DongSayaDae
How long has his nap lasted?
UNRAVELINGTHEWORLD
Still hasn't woken up, I just got back from work. Wish I could nap that long.
EGOT
I gave a little lol at this.
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
We used to share chocolate on a regular basis with our family dog growing up. He's 15 now.
johcagaorl
It's way more of a concern for small dogs
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
He's a cockapoo.
thevortexmaster
I've talked to vets that say garlic can help with fleas. Can't be that bad
UnsavoryCommenter
Dose makes the toxin.
alldogsgotoheaven
Lots of garlic is bad, a little garlic is good.
thevortexmaster
That's what I figured.
icyvaynes
Its in small amounts though. Not every day either.
pippindvm
1) never go to those vets again. 2) yes it can be that bad.
icyvaynes
In small amounts not everyday its fine for fleas and ticks. All my families dogs live to be 16-18 years.
pippindvm
Holy crap, no. No, no, no. Do not give veterinary advice when you aren't a veterinarian.
thevortexmaster
First I'm hearing of this. My old dog years ago had garlic all the time and never had adverse affects. Now that I know I won't of course
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
My exes dog lived to a ripe 12 and they fed him grapes all the time. Turns out he died of kidney failure. They had no idea they were
thevortexmaster
My dog lived till she was 16. I had to make the choice to put her down because her hips we're going
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Poisoning him
HRinappropriate
Many of these are wrong...
TheRicM
For real, humans can't eat bananas, otherwise we wouldn't know the sizes of anything
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
My brother's dog drinks tea for his joints.
UnsavoryCommenter
False
YallGotHamHocks
I give my dogs the milk every time I eat cereal... so yeah.
PlebofEarth
Especially when it says dogs can't drink tea. Bullshit. My dog has drank tea for the last three years. She has diabetes so it really helps.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
No, they've got it pretty much right
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I hate the term 'people food'. It's food. Some foods we eat are toxic to dogs, but we don't have a monopoly on edibles.
pikzee
Edibles you say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
well maybe we have a monopoly on THOSE edibles...
metalharvester
No they're not
metalharvester
Why do i get down voted for no reason...just because people think they can feed their dog reg human food makes THEM an ass. Not me.
Freshtodeaf
They don't have onions on here. That alone makes me question the list legitimacy.
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sniffumevoli
Just because your dogs seem to have an allergy to it doesn't mean it's bad for dogs. It's found in a lot of dog foods.
Flyndaran
Can humans consume dairy? I was born lactose intolerant, so that means milk is toxic to humans.
ZachsAnomaiy
Mammals are lactose intolerant; it is a survival mechanism that forces toddlers to wean. 12,000 years ago, that changed for some humans.
Flyndaran
A very few tribes of humans evolved to maintain lactase production as adults. Most humans are still intolerant.
Flyndaran
My example was meant to show how what's bad for an individual doesn't say much about what's fine for the majority.
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
They're basically all dependent on the dog.
UnsavoryCommenter
or the dose.
KyleBeach
False, there has been no info showing that different breeds or ages affect whether grapes are toxic to dogs. Size is a factor but that means
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
I'm not saying the breed, I'm saying the dog itself
KyleBeach
a pommie might die from a couple grapes but a great dane might take a handful.
worldsokayestspeler
Yeah like fat trimmings? And a little alchohol doesnt hurt
ttobo22
Couple sips from the lid won't kill them..or an ice cube dipped in scotch
pippindvm
I sincerely hope you're joking.
UnsavoryCommenter
Pancreatitis can occur pretty easily in some dogs. Triggered by really fatty meals
thespottedbunny
My parents lost a dog to pancreatitis after feeding her turkey leftovers on thanksgiving. Awful way to die.
qaaaaa
Yeah my dad used to give my dog a beer. Fucker stumbled around the kitchen then died on xmas eve. gonna miss you doggo
jusagirl
that escalated quickly.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Jesus Christ dude...
FartyMcDumpstein
Nah, that was the next day.
Boonzo
BlazingSaddlesfortomorrow
Which ones?
jyhwkntx
milk? this confused me...
ydoc88
The avocado one is wrong for sure
rhubarbarian
I will never get tired of posting this video about dogs and avocados: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99Ek4YtTuw
jusagirl
yea, they can eat the flesh, its the pit that's the (choking) problem.
DxnM
is that all it is? who would just give a full avocado to a dog???
ydoc88
Avocado contains a toxin called persin, but despite the rumors, avocado is not poisonous to dogs. In fact avocados can be good for dogs.
TrumpsTinyFingers
It's probably just in excess. A little fat trimming or a grape now and then is probably fine, but a lot at once could make them sick.
TrumpsTinyFingers
Also really depends on size/breed of the dog
Thomassen
No grapes please. :( A friend's dog ate ONE grape and then suffered kidney failure. It's barely a year old.
whyexactly
Grapes cause long term problems, not immediate ones IIRC
KyleBeach
Grapes are actually a hard No still. They still don't know exactly what substance in grapes they are toxic to but it is a high enough level
KyleBeach
that one or two grapes could give a small dog acute kidney failure. Chocolate, fat trimmings, a few other things, they can get away with a
KyleBeach
bit here n there. Giving dogs grapes is literally like giving a person cyanide and assuming it wasn't enough to kill them.
whyexactly
is that why the duck wanted them?
DarthDragon7
BS they can eat fat trimmings
TheMythicalJackalope
A tiny tiny tiny bit. Not a lot or frequently
UnsavoryCommenter
Some can. A lot can't.
gingerminge
If you enjoy cleaning diarrhea out of your drapes, go on with your bad self.
pippindvm
I've treated way too many dogs for issues stemming from your suggestion. Don't feed fat trimmings.
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pippindvm
Real mature.
chopchoptime
Fuck you
pippindvm
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Homophone
Uh, I literally just gave my dog a piece of roast with lots of fat. Is she going to be okay? We always did it when I was little...
ByThePowerofCommonSense
One of the main reasons as everyone else has said is it can mess with the pancreas because they can't process it very well
pippindvm
She'll probably be ok this time. But seriously, please don't do it in the future. I'm a vet & this is what I tell all my clients every day.
Homophone
Yeah, google just filled me in. I thought fat was good for a dogs coat. Guess it's an exclusively kibble diet from now on.
EricAlexanderLamb
On a regular basis maybe but once while my dog enjoys a good steak
pippindvm
One fatty meal can put a dog into necrotizing pancreatitis. Not every time, but why in the hell would you risk your dog's life?
Cheomesh
Jesus how fucked up was our breeding program that a carnivore can't eat fat
pippindvm
Dogs aren't carnivores, for starters.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
True. One piece of fat every now and then likely won't kill them. My dogs get them
pippindvm
Except for the time it causes pancreatitis and you end up with a several thousand dollar vet bill to save their life. Why risk it?
DarthDragon7
Never ever.
DarthDragon7
Exercise, does a dog wonders
pippindvm
I'm a veterinarian. Gastritis, colitis, gastroenteritis, pancreatitis... Don't feed fat trimmings.
DarthDragon7
And i've had dogs for over 50 years.
DarthDragon7
It's a treat not a staple
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
All of these things are far more heavily correlated with dog foods high in corn than fat or meat.
pippindvm
Where did you come up with that?
PhunPhact
May you make a post?
pippindvm
I need to. I really do. I reply to all of these posts, that I see, but there's so much misinformation out there I can't reply to all of them