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Sep 24, 2015 2:57 PM
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HotDiggityDaffodil
you fucking salmon!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??!!! I'm dead!!! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
swinglinered
Salmon would ask such a question. At least the Youtube one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8kWZhyxc8U 5:45 to 6:21
BenSwol0
Those other women. THEY CAN'T EVEN
joshandpedro
Whatever, Ariel is still my favorite.
bobdole12122
dKokoLoko
Dimentionalist bitch! Ugh.
Coldshade
Can I ask why so many reposts reach FP recently? Feeling like thats more than usual
Juiceflavoredbox
YOU FUCKING DOUGHNUT!
jesusisherelookbusy
Careful, don't piss off Ariel
MarTurasMe
that insult sucks the salmon is often depicted as being a symbol of wisdom you fuckin baguette
throwawayacct1951
I lost it on that last gif.
Cincinasty
I know I'm getting older coz I don't get it. I. Just. Don't.
Snooj
Paraphrased from the iconic scene in Mean Girls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXovJSCc6M0
WristDeepInaBook
How about that, Morty? Looks like a univ-UUUURP-erse where Disney princesses are animated in 3D
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
yeah Ariel...
LadyYmir
"Mulan, did this just happen?"
TywinStannister
I like Elsa. She is a Disney QUEEN!
sunisastar
Aurora can't even.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Ariel's outfit is so fetch
v0xb0x
Fetch will never be a thing!
reineseele
"That's racist"
eisbaerBorealis
*ding!*
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Tracist*
missladymondegreen
stop trying to make SALMON happen!
TheCommentOfTheDay
That is so Salmon.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
shut up you fucking SALMON
azazyel
"That's drawist"
theicklestone
Would you say they're using a...dimensional...slur?
ibextrainer
*artist
pmaguire13
"thats artist"
azazyel
*Tracist
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Better
azazyel
Only took me 4 hours!
Piarrate
http://imgur.com/ID4jrQJ
FeelthePainofPropane
I never liked you spinach puffs!
Piarrate
http://imgur.com/btFbZJC
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
But can her boobs tell if it's raining under the sea?
QuadrilateralEnix
well some sea life can tell it's raining by the way their water vibrates due to rain hitting it, so if her boobs are sensitive enough, yes.
DeusCaritasEst
I'd give it a 60% chance, yeah.
vondeluth
Not sure if referencing the Finland post or not... +1 I guess?
DeusCaritasEst
*Make that a 30% chance, my bad.
DeusCaritasEst
Nice guess with the Finland one though haha :)
tyconle
Mulan wasn't a princess. There, I said it.
RandomErraticPerson
Well Disney has lied to us about everything else, so their definition of "princess" is just another lie... Also, OMG YOU SAID IT!!!!! 0.0
HousePest
Disney has a few different standards a female protag can meet to be considered a 'disney princess'. One of them is to perform an...
HousePest
Outstanding act of heroism, or something.
PowerNeXus
I think in ancient China marrying a general would have put her in a noble family or something. So still not princess, but kinda close.
tyconle
Like you said, still not a princess.
PowerNeXus
IDK if Belle really counts either. I think Beast might have been a lord or something, but I don't think he was actual royalty.
tyconle
He was a prince. The beginning of the movie says "The prince turned the old beggar away [...]"
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
It's been too long since I've seen it. I hate the stupid vault thing
GrievousTheCollector
darius2387
Sauce??
creeperintruder
21 Jump Street, the movie.
darius2387
Thanks :-)
GrievousTheCollector
They almost drown wen they went boating, but i got a WatermeLoan to keep me floating
darius2387
Look at him struggle to lift those weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape
GrievousTheCollector
They have helmets on their heads but, I got a WatermeLoan instead
darius2387
he tossed and turned to the sound of thunder, but i got watermelon to soothe my slumber
StereotypicalBlackGuy
I was expecting one of the 3d princesses to be like -
Disgracefully
Noot noot!
v0xb0x
Noot noot
Sakkura
Noot noot!
LifeDoesntDescriminate
Pingu Pingu
Starlatan
You mean like -
LifeDoesntDescriminate
Pingu pingu!
reiuyi
why did they even stop drawn films. 3d is so lifeless and dull compared to drawn animations
eisbaerBorealis
Are we talking "3D" meaning computer generated, or "3D" meaning with the glasses?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Did you pay to go and see The Princess and the Frog? There's your answer.
Covarr
I did. It had problems (rushed second act), but its 2D-ness was one of its strengths.
SopwithCamelToe
Imgonnatipyouwell
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
ghostofryuchan
The short, oversimplified, 140-characters answer: 2D movies were tanking, and John Lasseter (of Pixar fame) decided to end them.
spacemountain
Don't even get me started on the damn 3D movies in theaters...yes, I'd love to pay $20 for a headache.
gamer2k4
3D movies? Is it 2010?
reiuyi
that's another issue, all together!
Eldibs
I don't get headaches, luckily. Still hate 3D, because I'm like "Stop throwing shit at my face, I get it, it's 3D. Do the fucking movie."
ilovecake
Yeah, I get headaches as well.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
this ^^^ if i don't get a headache the glasses just don't work for me...
DragonLordG
Because for some goddamn reason there's a social stigma still around that the 2d films are only for children.
reiuyi
that's not what comedy central thinks
DragonLordG
I'm not saying it's a true statement, i'm saying that's what an annoying number of movie theater customers believe and they are the ones (1)
DragonLordG
who vote on what gets made with their purchases. Until the older generation dies or changes their mind, 2d animation won't sell as well as3d
reiuyi
ah well. I'm biased for liking anime, anyway. 2d is art, 3d is art.
TastyBrainMeats
Drawn animation is absolutely, incredibly, mind-befuddlingly difficult and time-consuming compared with computer animation, and CGI makes $.
edwardelricsnipples
You can make computer animations that aren't 3D. Did you think they still used paper and ink to animate?
CycloneSP
totally explains Tangled! I mean, that thing was whipped up in a jiffy, right?
TastyBrainMeats
Jiffy, no. Cheaper (and with better expected returns) than traditional animation, yes.
CycloneSP
...you do realize that Tangled was one of the most expensive Disney films in the history of the company, right?
TastyBrainMeats
No sir, I did not
UnworthyBeatrix
Though that still begs the question of why they do the obvious 3D thing, rather than making their movies the way Futurama was made.
reiuyi
you're making outrageous claims. Drawn films take years, cgi films also take years. Drawn films make $, so do CGI. What gives?
ghostofryuchan
Atlantis, Lilo and Stitch, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, and Home on the Range were all consecutive films that didn't make any money.
ghostofryuchan
The answer is that there were multiple consecutive Disney films that didn't make enough profit, so John Lasseter pushed for 3D. It worked.
TastyBrainMeats
Drawn films take a lot more years and man-hours. And CGI films make MORE bank than drawn films tend. I love classic, but them's the facts.
reiuyi
Bambi took like 3 years to make. Toy Story also took 3 years to make. What's your point?
TastyBrainMeats
Wasn't Toy Story the very first full-length animated feature? It was new tech, man.
CycloneSP
why don't they just use the same techniques the japanese use to produce anime? Some anime have really great quality, still 2D, and doesn't
CycloneSP
take an eternity to produce.
BleepBlorpBop
Why did a huge international company that caters to millions do the thing that most people like but I don't???
ProtoChaud
The majority of people don't care either way, most animation fans prefer 2d, though, it's just cheaper to do 3d.
Tisbutafleshwound
This
reiuyi
Are you saying the majority of paying customers prefers 3d over non-3d?
SIrEvilMustache
"You fucking SALMON" gets me everytime, no matter how often I see this.
Cassiraa
Which is pretty often, admittedly.
ChainsawPanda
I'm I the only one that hears the "L" in their head?
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Its cuz she has red hair guise
PraiseMelora
I read it in Gordon Ramsay's voice.
FuckingHellCarl
"An idiot caviar"
EuphoricDysphoria
I don't get it.
Ansata
Yep. I didn't either.
KuuroiYuki
Nothing, it's just a humorous and unusual word substitution that's also relevant to Ariel being from the ocean.
Basementcat
shes a fish
Breyers101
And there's another post (I forget which one), where they call the person an "absolute pancake" which also cracks me up.
Admiralakbar1
It's tumblr. The worst insults they can imagine are food.
CodyL95
crepes me up too
SIrEvilMustache
I'm going to use that one. Just imagine it, in the middle of an argument you just go "You ABSOLUTE PANCAKE!".
DHR107
Is this not common? D: I use words like that all the time as exclamations
illtouchyoursifyoutouchmine
"You fucking salmon" reminds me of
JodyHighroller
you fuckin' walnut
mrsfunsocks
That's priceless.
Threns
too much heat, he's wilting :(
GoogleFucker
I just laughed harder at this
ArchSchnitz
Well, I just snorted something vile out of my nose from laughing at that.
ArdentSlacker
Reminded me of David Cameron. No, wait, that was pig. My bad.
quaggledoo
He artichoked under pressure.
whatsername42
"YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE!" (I think I saw that on here at one point, anyone remember the image? Anyone?)
IMainReinhardt
You pancake shelled dickhead
Telkesh
Solar beam takes time to charge
elrick43
I thought he was just firing razor leaf at the thing
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SciGuy
But immediately after that Venusaur tears open the ground with gigantic, thorny, tree-sized vines. Elemental beams have nothing on that.
Elvebrilith
go back to maguuma.
SciGuy
Eh?
Elvebrilith
its a reference to the new guild wars 2 expansion coming out in october. its a pretty niché reference. my bad.
SirLothar
He is charging the solar beam
Zebs
"You fucking doughnut."
TumblrFeminist
That is pretty damn funny
AlexHallon
tbh i feel like the guy looks what a doughnut would look like if it turned into a human
Bananapicker
First time I saw this some guy suggested to send the second part "the salad" to people with no context. I love that person.
prometheus1981
Well... He wasn't wrong tho
prometheus1981
Well... He wasn't wrong tho
ISuckAtTheseNameThings
His eyes ohmygod why
Zebs
http://i59.tinypic.com/2jb3xqh.jpg
sangheraj
"The salad"
InanityWolf
An excellent example of out of context cropping. A+
guyfawkes18
17 38
Zebs
Found the optometrist.
ISuckAtTheseNameThings
"I said hey what u" "who are you talking to I'm over here" "oh hello" "seent yo pretty ass" "no you didn't"