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Yes i discovered it!
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Soda pressingly funny
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#48.... *Front page edit, added numbers* Enjoy the dopamine ;) any one have oc on #48 w/ sound.
Lostradefaog
#11 End to soon what happen to the smalla monkey...
MagicOrpheus310
Glorious was to start my day! Thank you OP, I stole more than a few! Earned my upvote!
Lifk
If someone can explain the rachel sonia cox to me it would be nice. Im not native and i feel it's a playword i dont recognize.
ilovethisdog
graehall
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dormantmayonnaise
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captnspanksalot
#6 "Look! Its the TURDIS!"
RevRagnarok
#4 is why they say MANY times in the instructions you only put water in BEFORE.
Trelis
Carbonate the water then add flavour.
Dellis026
#41 had me laughing uncontrollably
ifyouaskmeme
Rachel Sonia Cox isn't clever or funny. Typical radio DJ content.
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
The solution to #8 is to twist and hold the handle after unlocking it. Then unlock the bolt.
Seemskind
That Jurassic Park one was fucked. Not in any way funny
ilostmysharpie
Seriously
SingleDadLife
#8 beautiful. Just beautiful. I wish my front door was not glass just so i could do this.
ThanosTheGreat
Yup. That was honestly so great. 10/10 trolling.
magicrhombus
How drunk was the guy on the other side of the door for it to go on that long though?
Jeeveswife
Did this to our tenet just after I replaced the locks. I burst out laughing and ruined it. He said he would've done the same.
OxygenTheif
#24 How did you get a gif of @Sarah?
LaffertyDanie1
#3 this was my first dab 100%
UsingMyRealName
Honestly what body count, monkey included, we looking at?
lEetfuk
#6 raining blue juice
CaptainHightower
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nabtab
#6 dam, getting hit by one of those port a pots would make for a real shitty day
underestimated37
Oh my god Russell Coight! There’s a core memory
Axcle
DeadeicPrints
#11 dont touch my food!
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
He ded
BrigidtheMechLady
Nobody fucks with the Librarian
Thrownaway2day2K
OOOOK
Sayagain
Idk why but I picture every orangutan as a wise old man ready to give advice to a Pixar character.
LAppelDuVideGagne
Bothers me that the Big Bill Hell’s commercial is missing the beginning of “Fuck you Baltimore!”
rshewmaker6
I think I saw a shit rainbow
mutatedspleen
Dang, #5, it fucken wimdy
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Was the person on the bike ok?
peasantdumper
... yes. #notafinancialadvisor #doyourresearch
ArcticAlbatross
PapaRHG
Dude was lit
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
I did the door locking one to my ex when we first moved into our apt she called me after about 5 minutes crying saying she couldn't figure
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Out the door i opened it and she was sitting on the ground crying into her knees and that was my biggest dbag moment i felt horrible and
Teeface
If you took it to the point of her falling to her knees and crying, I'm very surprised she stuck with you
EroticZombiePants
He said 'ex' for a reason.
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
She had a bad day at work i apologized and made up for it we moved on
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Took her to dinner after that
Pherlin
Did you tell her to lock the door when yall left?
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Ha i can only imagine the shitshow i would have been in for
RevRagnarok
#6 what the shit?
BigWillisStyle
lol
Rule1TheDoctorLies
someone needs to add tardis music to that potty flying off
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
What happens when someone farts too hard
positiveleroy
“I must go, my people need me.”
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
It was funny until I saw the dude trying to hold the kid down. That’d be pretty damn terrifying.
RevRagnarok
As he was sprayed with flying Porta-Potty water.
phukerstone
holy shit, it blew him out of his helmet. is that dude okay?
RyanHaynes
His head came clean off
MagicOrpheus310
Don't think he was real, I think that was "for science!" Hahaha
Warchild1987
Try that shit on a split rim and see what happens. They're called widow makers for that reason
phukerstone
i fucking hate driving past semis.
thuderstick
It’s a mannequin, you can see the head hit the ground in the slow no
BigBeeOhBee
You can also see it hit the ground in regular mo.
Makemetalnotwar
Slow yes*
MissUniversalSoldier
I have an unreasonable fear of my tires exploding anytime I fill them and this is why.
EroticZombiePants
Mythbusters had an episode with exploding semi tires and motorcycles.
phukerstone
i fucking hate driving past semis.
acornsagainstssquirrels
Prob not, that's around 100psi that just came outta there, normally theres a 5 ft minimum distance around the cage for shit like that..
TacoTorn
Standard fill pressure for those tires is 120 front and 100 rear. For tires or rims to separate takes quite a bit more pressure.
acornsagainstssquirrels
I now realize that is in fact a mannequin..
dreammer243
Phew, thank you for pointing that out
phukerstone
oh god damnit i didn't notice till you said it. fucking hell.
phukerstone
wait, doesn't it shift a little? or is that wind? idk anymore.
acornsagainstssquirrels
Nope, you definitely see a head come off when that baby let's go
FrostyCatQueen
#7 I know this song! What is it? I've heard it before but can't remember the name and it's driving me crazy.
LetMeTouchIt
/a/BQJyTF3
FrostyCatQueen
Thank you!!
LetMeTouchIt
Happy to help!