Dump...truck of stolen goodness

Aug 1, 2021 7:29 PM

peasantdumper

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Yes i discovered it!

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Soda pressingly funny

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#48.... *Front page edit, added numbers* Enjoy the dopamine ;) any one have oc on #48 w/ sound.

#11 End to soon what happen to the smalla monkey...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glorious was to start my day! Thank you OP, I stole more than a few! Earned my upvote!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If someone can explain the rachel sonia cox to me it would be nice. Im not native and i feel it's a playword i dont recognize.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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#1

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#9

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#6 "Look! Its the TURDIS!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 is why they say MANY times in the instructions you only put water in BEFORE.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Carbonate the water then add flavour.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 had me laughing uncontrollably

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rachel Sonia Cox isn't clever or funny. Typical radio DJ content.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The solution to #8 is to twist and hold the handle after unlocking it. Then unlock the bolt.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Jurassic Park one was fucked. Not in any way funny

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Seriously

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

#8 beautiful. Just beautiful. I wish my front door was not glass just so i could do this.

4 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Yup. That was honestly so great. 10/10 trolling.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How drunk was the guy on the other side of the door for it to go on that long though?

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Did this to our tenet just after I replaced the locks. I burst out laughing and ruined it. He said he would've done the same.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#24 How did you get a gif of @Sarah?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

#3 this was my first dab 100%

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Honestly what body count, monkey included, we looking at?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6 raining blue juice

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#6 dam, getting hit by one of those port a pots would make for a real shitty day

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god Russell Coight! There’s a core memory

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#11 dont touch my food!

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He ded

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Nobody fucks with the Librarian

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

OOOOK

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Idk why but I picture every orangutan as a wise old man ready to give advice to a Pixar character.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bothers me that the Big Bill Hell’s commercial is missing the beginning of “Fuck you Baltimore!”

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think I saw a shit rainbow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang, #5, it fucken wimdy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was the person on the bike ok?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

... yes. #notafinancialadvisor #doyourresearch

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4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude was lit

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did the door locking one to my ex when we first moved into our apt she called me after about 5 minutes crying saying she couldn't figure

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Out the door i opened it and she was sitting on the ground crying into her knees and that was my biggest dbag moment i felt horrible and

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

If you took it to the point of her falling to her knees and crying, I'm very surprised she stuck with you

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He said 'ex' for a reason.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She had a bad day at work i apologized and made up for it we moved on

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Took her to dinner after that

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Did you tell her to lock the door when yall left?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ha i can only imagine the shitshow i would have been in for

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#6 what the shit?

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

lol

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someone needs to add tardis music to that potty flying off

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What happens when someone farts too hard

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I must go, my people need me.”

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was funny until I saw the dude trying to hold the kid down. That’d be pretty damn terrifying.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As he was sprayed with flying Porta-Potty water.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy shit, it blew him out of his helmet. is that dude okay?

4 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

His head came clean off

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Don't think he was real, I think that was "for science!" Hahaha

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Try that shit on a split rim and see what happens. They're called widow makers for that reason

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i fucking hate driving past semis.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a mannequin, you can see the head hit the ground in the slow no

4 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

You can also see it hit the ground in regular mo.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slow yes*

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have an unreasonable fear of my tires exploding anytime I fill them and this is why.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mythbusters had an episode with exploding semi tires and motorcycles.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i fucking hate driving past semis.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prob not, that's around 100psi that just came outta there, normally theres a 5 ft minimum distance around the cage for shit like that..

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Standard fill pressure for those tires is 120 front and 100 rear. For tires or rims to separate takes quite a bit more pressure.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I now realize that is in fact a mannequin..

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Phew, thank you for pointing that out

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh god damnit i didn't notice till you said it. fucking hell.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

wait, doesn't it shift a little? or is that wind? idk anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, you definitely see a head come off when that baby let's go

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 I know this song! What is it? I've heard it before but can't remember the name and it's driving me crazy.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/BQJyTF3

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy to help!

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