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Jan 1, 2018 12:31 AM
TwentyDollarsIsTwentyDollars
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SmokeWeasel
That's it, the sign I've been looking for, I'm ready to try crack
TittyWolff
I guess I’m ready for crack...
RoxanneLaWin
LONGEST BATHS IN THE CITY. AGAIN. If I knew how to excel, (in any way), is speadsheet how many times I see that post. (3 in an hr so far)
DrWuTangClanSr
Apparently my body is ready for crack.
somnialunatica5772
i feel for the guy with one ball, but im also curious why the kid knows how many balls the peeps have
CrystalFier
#10 And she WIIIIILLL be LOOOOOVED. And she WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL be LOOOOOOOOVED.
MFDork
I think 2nd from left in #7 is Hitler.
ememem93
The last one makes me sad :(
OddErwin
Gotta say I respect pemdas
Bananabeanie
#14 - define high.
mikeatc
As a dad I had to laugh at #4
mikeatc
More like obligated
tokennametaken
Anyone else catch what's going down in the upper right cell of the prison one? Looks like a nice game of wheelbarrow.
dowingba
Two negatives making a positive has nothing to do with BEDMAS.
nouseforaheart
It has even less to do with deadmau5
SomeDetroitGuy
#2 doesn't understand what an adult relationship is.
Frankmate
The prison guard pic has a guy jacking it to a kitten magazine and interacial anal sex in the background.
Sutashi
Make sure no one picks your pocket.
UsersNameChecksOut
I understand #7 my family is a bunch of dicks too.
macncheeses
*dickheads
wtfpenguin
The guard one reminds me of being a nurse on a 12 hour shift and the patient's been there for a week already
liesuponlies
I just noticed prisoner top left jerking it and top right getting butt sexed.
TakWriterOfWorlds
One of my dads nurses commented how she feels like she never gets to go home after working 8 days. He’d been in for two weeks at that point.
dontyoudarelookatme
See what makes it ok to say that is he eventually left...the nurse is still probably there
itaphotmoms
I️ guess I’m ready for crack...
datlurkerdude
Crack and weed are not the same type of high, fuck at least know what your fix is
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Pretty sure it's a joke on how weed is a gateway drug but what do I know.
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afriendofmine
Either you show uncherry-picked facts or i call BS ln this statement. Also, hilarious considering alcohol is a bigger issue.
afriendofmine
(IF, big if, pot is an issue at all)
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Oh so you knew it was a joke then? why get upset about it
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DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
That's why you got upset? You know you can just change your clothes right?
Scrotumraptor
#2 Maybe im going full autistic but I don't get it
SomeDetroitGuy
Chick doesn't realize that she's in an adult relationship.
TheOneTrueOpinion
I get what the BF is saying, but someone please explain 'cus pemdas'
aheadlessned
Pemdas-- "Please excuse my dear aunt Sally", math order: Parenthesis, exponent, multiplication, division, add, subtract.
MisterTrashPanda
That's what we learned. I was confused as heck bc I had never seen it referred to as pemdas. Felt awful stoopud there for a bit.
afriendofmine
PEMDAS is a shitty way some Americans have to remember the order of basic arithmetic operators. If memory serves right, it’s a very bad way
afriendofmine
To do so, too, because it creates a few inconsistencies or something, which is why you see so many of them failing the stupid fb “1+3*2=?”
afriendofmine
Shitposts.
MisterTrashPanda
The answer is 23. And you call Americans stupid, HA!
Haldark
Couple fighting, boyfriend asks if they're still going to mall. Then proceeds to explain that two negatives make a positive and mad-be-gone.
Haldark
Atleast that's what I got outa it.
Scrotumraptor
Aw thats sweet
MisterTrashPanda
I got all that part but didn't get the cus pemdas part...
Haldark
Idk why order of operation is relevant, but *shrug*
pandro
math order: Parenthesis, exponent, multiplication, division, add, subtract.
MisterTrashPanda
AHHH I get it now. I don't think we ever learned PEMDAS in school, which is why the Order of Operations comment didn't click. Thank you.
pandro
I copied it from another comment cause I didn't recognize the acronym either, heh. order of operation is just ingrained in me.
PresidentProTempore
#1 that's not a great way to open people up to your condition and the process you are going through. Like wtf, she/he had an opportunity.
AdrianAmato
2 A trans person would rather not take the time & effort to explain what being trans is to someone who probably will berate them
bilateralunsymmetry
I had one spew a bunch of letters at me so I asked what they meant. She told me to use Google so I didn't talk to her again.
aznanimality
On the other hand, I really want to see what she looks like for him to have that reaction.
AdrianAmato
3 Bc we're crushed when we type out a thoughtful & comprehensive explanation & they respond w/hate. Maybe we should be less cynical, though.
AdrianAmato
1 If someone today with internet access has never even heard of the term transgender they're probably not going to be open-minded about it
skelitor120
Especially on Tinder, knowing that not everyone would be okay with that. "I'm transgender and fuck you if you don't know what that means"
Kiore
Yeah but they're also not on Tindr because they want to have to educate people on the fact they even exist.
AnalTelescope
No, its to educate people on what she wants them to know. Dude clearly knows she exists. But, she wants him to know that she's trans. fin
Barkinsons
For me, "google it" just has a "fuck you" feel to it.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Google Ajit Pai
poochyena
not to mention "transgender" means something different depending who you ask.
afriendofmine
Ok, I’m not an expert by no stretch of the definition, but I’m willing to bet real money this is simply not the case. Trans is the opposite
poochyena
ask someone "what does it mean to be male/female?" and you'll get a different answer everyone you ask.
afriendofmine
That's not what you said, though. You said " 'transgender' means something different depending who you ask". Which while not all answersmay
afriendofmine
be spot-on, most of them will probably arrive at more-or-less the same concept (regardless on where they stand on the nuances).
afriendofmine
Of “cis”, which basically means “person for whom their perceived gender relates to their birth/biological one.”.
LiruJ
Except I'm sick of explaining it to everyone constantly, it's not my job to explain something that can be Googled instantly.
afriendofmine
Neither is theirs to know about, so how’s it going to be? Because you’re entitled to not wanting to explain for the millionth fucking time
LiruJ
Except if they're asking me about it, they could Google it in the same amount of time. We live in the age of information, use it.
afriendofmine
While I can understand that perspective (exacerbated by how personal it can be), I would assume that it's more about chit-chat than laziness
afriendofmine
But just because you don’t want to, does not mean you get a free pass on being a fuckwad about it. That said, I don’t think “Google” is THAT
afriendofmine
Much of a fucking deal. Like, in this case, I think Googling might actually be a better vector for knowledge than the biased first-party.
RenaaaTheHyenaaa
Agreed. Be open, be tolerant, it goes both ways. Educate people if you want them to be educated.
IllCaesar
Maybe people could put in the barest effort so we don't spend hundreds of hours every year defending our existence to complete strangers?
afriendofmine
I think you sorely misunderstand how ignorance works. If you don’t know something exists, how the fuck are you even supposed to think of it?
afriendofmine
Sure, people can put in the minimal of efforts into learning random shit. I dare bet that most people will still not learn about it.
afriendofmine
That does not necessarily imply transgender people should have a teaching degree 24/7 on them, either, but seriously ... “people should
IllCaesar
Google. The information is all there. If you learn that something exists and don't understand it just use Google. It isn't rocket science.
afriendofmine
But to 'google' you need to know what to search for, even if roughly. If you're ignorant about something, where do you even start?
IllCaesar
Nah, fuck that. 99% of questions I get asked are found within the first three pages of a Google search of the term "transgender". 1/2
IllCaesar
Its twenty-five minutes for you to read up on it once, it takes days of our time every year to explain it hundreds, even thousands of times.
afriendofmine
Yes, I can imagine how that date would go. “I’m a mathematician”, “oh, and what do you do with that?”, “Google it, you lazy cunt”. 10/10date
IllCaesar
I literally just googled and this is the first link it spat out. https://www.sokanu.com/careers/mathematician/ So it actually did work well.
afriendofmine
But I'm talking about a date. I mean, you can always stop mid-talk to google stuff up, but you've got to admit it would be weird.
afriendofmine
This is not meant to disparage the LGBTIQA community, but if you’re on tinder, you probably want to drive a conversation forward.
IllCaesar
Maybe we'd rather look for a date instead of having to explain and then defend our existence to complete strangers?
afriendofmine
Also, I’d normally shit on you for being a cunt, but then I remember trans people on tinder need to clarify their trans status lest they
afriendofmine
Risk their own lives due to sick fucks beating the ever loving shit out of them for “tricking” them and suddenly, in perspective, I kind of
IllCaesar
Yep, we have to disclose basically immediately. I've known trans women who got punched in the face even when they did disclose up front.
afriendofmine
Can empathize with why you’re so pissed off about it. So... I guess what I’m trying to say is sorry if life’s shitty to non-binary people, I