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Jun 2, 2014 3:09 PM
aselfdefeatingattitude
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FoozBabaganush
Does trying to touch them at every opportunity count?
osthassan
NuckFuggets
I tell my fiancee every day while she's brushing her teeth how wonderful her breasts are and then smack her ass. She seems to dig it.
chantellie
Hey man, a compliment is a compliment.
schmitty8
When my partner sees me brushing my teeth, EVERY TIME without fail he says 'You look good at that'.
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
Dandelion.
CerebrawlHemmorage
"Easy Carl", "He ruined our sallad!"
MrsDamon
If someone says they'll throw their pie for you, you know it's real.
sheepwithasword
Ebony and Ivory...
sleete
Swirl swirl...
GingerPowersActivate
FOUR MORE DAYS!!!!!
CrucifyMe
Choc-o-late and van-illa sw-irle.
DicklessHumanBean
Swiiiiirrrrrrrl
CommonWhiteGirl
♪♫
TheJerrySmith
hi :)
ThePretendertotheCrownofAlsaceLorraine
The supporting characters are great but I hate the love triangle between Piper, Alex, and Larry.
zsejk
Agreed. And is it just me, or does Larry go from slightly adorable to incredibly whiny pretty damn quickly?
ThePretendertotheCrownofAlsaceLorraine
Yes. Yes he does.
hailthefish
You got them TV titties, they stand up on they own, all perky an' errything!
HannahAbbott
I love Taystee!
somethingaboutTV
OITNB returns on Friday! If you haven't seen it, you still have time to binge-watch the first season before your binge-watch the second.
galspanic
On it. 10 episodes in the last week.
zsejk
Done.
Kesh6970
all 13 in the last 2 days. My eyes are jittery
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
I just re-watched season one. Stoked for Friday.
eggtartsandfarts
I watched the first episode and hated it. :/
lildeidei
Me too. We are the minority here though :P
kaldrenon
I didn't hate it but I just couldn't keep going. It's not for me.
ghotinotfish
FUCKING ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK IS THE MOST AMAZING SHOW EVER OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 2!
Sturbinator
Gonna tell my wife that, right now.
glorian989
I just watched this scene 5 minutes ago.. :P
DomZombie
Legit advice.
Christianabanana
This show is like crack! I can't wait until June 6th.
Robootman
As a man who hasn't seen that show. I thought the black girl was Marlon Wayan untill it zoomed in
strangar
I tell my wife that all the time.
themehgatsby
Such fantastic advice. :)
SBSP129
Season 2 on Netflix June 6
IwishIcouldbethepersonmydogthinksIam
The fuck happens with all that orange? Is it the new black or something?
hareofwar
did the 2nd season start yet?
CrispSandwiches
Nope. June 6th.
hareofwar
thank you, good sir. You are like Google, but I was alread on Imgur.
CrispSandwiches
*Madam, and you're welcome. ^-^
weekendatmorts
just started this show this weekend and i'm officially obsessed.
neongloww
BirthRitesByTorchlight
She's like ODB, as a woman :D
wambu
Thanks for the mammaries.
PolarBearsRule
if this was porn, that would be the cue to start sexing...hmmm i wish this was porn.
JakeHawke
Well... it is porn to the same degree that Game of Thrones is. Plenty o' sex & skin with an actual good story. :)
SwarleysQuinntervention
It is..
PolarBearsRule
i've never actually seen the show. But that makes sense .
SwarleysQuinntervention
Well. Girls in prison.. Yeah, porn.
TheCatMakesTheRules
Friggin love this show! When's the next season coming out??
aselfdefeatingattitude
FRIDAY AHHHH
DevoutSkeptic
This show is so fucking retarded.
Yoshiru
yeah, I thought I might be the only person who doesn't like it. None of the characters are interesting at all...
DevoutSkeptic
It's basically a Laura Prepon fan-service show.
tynanaideen
I only watch this show for the supporting cast, their main character is so unoriginal it's painful.
FartyPoopster
finally! i stopped watching this show because i got so annoyed of her character.
ncstarbuck
She's not supposed to be "good". She's fucked up. "You a mean person" -Crazy Eyes
BucketOButter
Season 2 premieres on my birthday, and I couldn't think of a better present. Thank you Netflix, you really get me.
BearAttack
It's 10 days before mine - the best early birthday a girl could ask for.
DatAssterisk
I wish someone would tell me that, then squeeze em' for extra oomph.
Darx94
Prepare your inbox.
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
i like yoummmpph mpphhysmph
DatAssterisk
Thanks, tossing! Use them good eyeballs for a good look, too!
DatAssterisk
I am crying from laughter right now.
kennypowersMFCEO
IS THAT HOT DONNA?!
yourenowbreathingmanually
Redundant question is redundant
yourenowbreathingmanually
Donna has always been hot.
MahiMahiFreedomActivist
It's definitely not, Not Hot Donna
Gear1solidx
I've seen Donnas boobies somewhere but i don't remember
WorldWar2WasOk
the 1st ep. of Orange is the New black? that might be it
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/8fZZ0N1
FallenJester
WhatYearIsIt?!.jpg
deepdishonyourdick
She got hotter...and nakeder...and lesbianer (if that's a word)
CommonWhiteGirl
That's Alex Vause.
WorldWar2WasOk
and you get to see her titties on the first ep.
TheBrothority
WorldWar2WasOk
http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/15/laura-prepon-topless.gif
waifee
Hot Donna does lesbian stuff. Yup. All wrapped up in a really epic show.
aselfdefeatingattitude
That is, in fact, Hot Donna.
Philomathematic
After finishing season 1 I had the overwhelming urge, nay, need to re-watch That 70s Show. Thank you Netflix for indulging me!
zrth
No, that's jugs-a-poppin.
laestrella
My friend if you thought she was hot in that 70's show, be prepared to be amazed. Orange is the new black, you're welcome.
Nine10Eleven
Hot Alex>Hot Donna
waywardkitten
Ya, dona looked hot with orange hair, but black is better...ba dum tis.
HoliBug
Right?!...New season is FINALLY about to start up..
EdgarAllanPoeMobile
I AM SO EXCITED!
laestrella
Yup I am looking forward to it!
kennypowersMFCEO
i'll have to check it out, haven't seen any of it
calldrdaley
It got pretty boring after the first 2 episodes. I'll have to finish the season
zsejk
It gets better... trails off a little at the last 2 episodes, and one middle episode is a little sucky (6 maybe?) ... otherwise entertaining
laestrella
You should it is pretty damn good. Almost watched the whole season straight through.
kennypowersMFCEO
i feel like that should be harder to do than it is