VettigeSwa
94439
1318
12
Nov 9, 2023 12:12 PM
VettigeSwa
94439
1318
12
hotdoginathermos
remaker
You just know that has to be based on an actual event.
RealityInflicted
So they are the fuckers that stole my personalized url...
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
That stuff doesn't smell great.
hasori
Wait, you as a human can eat it, but you can’t give it to animals bred for consumption?! What the fuck is in that stuff they don’t want in the food chain?
Srcsqwrn
Will Dead Open Outside
Jaqdakloun
So, this has to have happened for this to be a warning, right ? (Any English buffs out there, is my sentence correct ? It's my second language, I want to write, and I'm self conscious about it, please and thank you)
VeryLongTimeLurker
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
🔊
Merky600
Son’s science fair project: what do mealworms prefer to eat? Some escaped. Son’s mother not pleased. That should have a whole new project. “How many surprise worms til mom freaks out?”
kumiko2
I wanna see the original incident that prompted the creation of this sign lol 😂
DrQui
noReallyIamPrincessBob
So what are you feeding them to?
denimdaddy
My chickens would absolutely mob you if they saw what was in the box. They mealworm addicts
Rpgjgb
Just remember, they are NOT for human consumption!
Eidodk
"Warning: Do not store warm and dark". We used to buy mealworms at our local petshop for our birds. Once a bag of those evolved into beetles... The apartment was unlivable for a month.
HOLAKOOO
Reminding me why i imgur. Again. This is gold.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Fhant
Coo'
SecretAgentSuperBooger
vicsan2000
I usually have mealworms cause I have some insect eating reptiles, and every time I try to give mealworms to the birds, they ignore them.
madjo
donttrustthemoon
Was looking for this
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Saw part of that on Rifftrax recently. So cheesy. Birdemic -Full sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH1SNmY_1XY
firlefranz
Wow, that's a really frightening example of a horror movie - what does the director do for a living?
SecretAgentSuperBooger
The Rifftrax crew skewers him well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH1SNmY_1XY
DukePhelan
Open at your own risk.
iceynyo
rated R home alone?
DukePhelan
A scene from Home Alone 2.
Pally01
Asuka! Noooooo!
RandywithanI
This reminds of when we cut back a hill to put up a retaining wall. The mocking birds were just coming in an eating any worms or grubs that were exposed. It was a feeding frenzy.
westPAguy
vampire49
Damn!
Wiesel2000
Franquin's Last Laugh ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franquin%27s_Last_Laugh )
oaberbyamd
How much and where? Prices are crazy in UK, during greedflation
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
░░░░░▄▀▀▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
▄███▀░◐░░░▌░░░░░░░░mine?░░░
░░░░▌░░░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
░░░░▐░░░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
░░░░▌░░░░░▐▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
░░░░▌░░░░▄▀▒▒▀▀▀▀▄░░░░░░░░░
░░░▐░░░░▐▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▄░░░░░░░
░░░▐░░░░▐▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄░░░░░
░░░░▀▄░░░░▀▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄░░░
░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▄░
░░░░░░░░░░░▌▌░▌▌░░░░░░░░░░░
░░░░░░░░░░░▌▌░▌▌░░░░░░░░░░░
░░░░░░░░░▄▄▌▌▄▌▌░░░░░░░░░░░
ITLKSEZ
spitfires2000
They fatshaming the mealworms too, calling them chubby...
nclu
yo dawg, we heard you like gut loading, so we gut loaded the feedstock for your feedstock
eathotdog
Thats a compliment amongst the insect community
vegivamp
If you're a mealworm, that's a compliment 🙂
MyUsernameHas22letters
jeejeejerrycotton
You could fill so many Sega Dreamcast home computer video game consoles with 5 kg of mealworms.
16bitStarbuck
Bro, you gotta stop doing that. It's becoming a problem.
jeejeejerrycotton
Yeah, but not my problem!
16bitStarbuck
Better than beans. Always with the fucking beans.
drduffer
Who (Really, what individual) needs 5kg of mealworms? Whatever I’m feeding isn’t going to eat them all in one sitting, so how does one store them? They’re alive! What do you feed them? So many questions!!!
vampire49
"processed" ... as in dried ... no wigglers. :-)
drduffer
Where’s the fun in that?
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
Blend until liquified, divide into portions, and freeze. Then you can have a delicious mealworm smoothie whenever you like.
drduffer
Made me laugh out loud! Thanks for your excellent advice. You forgot to add how very high in protein those smoothies would be! ⬆️
LumpPump
unless they work at something like a zoo and wanted to share something funny they noticed at work?
hijindc
These are great for chickens. Just spread em throughout the yard
medialyte
These are definitely not live mealworms. Also, you clearly don't raise chickens or ducks. They'll eat that shit like candy.
Pwnzistor
That shit IS candy to them
TheMurderousCricket
Ooooh, as an avid birder I actually consider this to be an encouragement or actual instructions.
petresun
Poop. Poop everywhere.
Perkunas687
Back in the day, in the wintertime, my sister was eating a big bag of chex mix on our driveway. She slipped on some ice, mix went everywhere, and out of nowhere a horde of seagulls descended like a scene from Home Alone.
wademcgillis
Me when I feed the seagulls at work in the summer. 63 seagulls one time.
bippityboppitybuttsex
What kind of birds do you think are gonna be swarming, cuz it ain't gonna be the quadruple breasted red-noded giant titted yellowtail... it is gonna be seaguls and pigeons.
TheMurderousCricket
Now say it in Latin. 😁😁
elderthing24
Rattus leviosa?
KafkasKarma
You should get one of these, then, and tell us how not went.
AnonMasterRace
and then TheMurderousCricket was never heard from again.
mafiacarstarter
Film it, please.
saldrSleepTaker
.
DukePhelan
One minute later.
TheMurderousCricket
Hahahahah! 👍🏻🐦
tentacularfleshscape
Or the kid from big green
Ste505
BryanTenn
I am sharing a video about this movie- this was special moment in our GTA online private chat. It is still a meme with us. https://youtu.be/OZH8FILT7zw?si=oty2CKa2nmYFfYxv
manhands
it fucken BIRBY
pinatafarmer
"Way to go idiot, it said open the fucken box inside!" -to the little girl, probably
fistermatic5000
This movie had me so pissed off as a kid
manhands
It made you angry? Explain.
fistermatic5000
I was pretty sure it would take more than a thousand birds to take me out.
manhands
The panic is the real killer, it’s true.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Man, watching that movie, I couldn't tell if the leading man was supposed to be charming because he's such an asshole
blindedTrickster
What movie is it?
Jaqdakloun
The Boids
igglebotato
The Birds, a Hitchcock movie.
acuteavocado7
birdemic