Why you cheeky cunt!, Ill wreck ya, I swear on me mum!

May 24, 2017 3:07 PM

My chihuahua does that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Old woman I used to see around. Her dog was so overprotective I had to warn her, it comes at me again and I'm reporting it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Did you know that Markiplier says 'Swear on me mum' in an episode of his FNaF series???

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He'll kill you with cuteness

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He’s so brave!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puppy McNugget.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nice house

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Is that how girls react to tiny weiners?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A Room For Romeo Brass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heroism comes in all sizes.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

It just isn't as effective

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dachshunds were bred to be brave

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I grew up with one. I've never seen a meaner dog.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I will carve up your motherfucking ankles I swear to god!"

8 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 0

It's funny until they rip the Achilles tendon

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Then it's hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bit that's training your dog to to be a little shithead I don't think I was ever able to give my grandma a decent hug as a kid

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 10

Its always cute until they take a chunk out of a toddlers face and they have to put the dog down.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Thats b3cause your grandma didnt like you and trained it for that

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Girlfriends dog is the same way. Nips at my face if I try to kiss her. She thinks it's adorable.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Had a girlfriend that had one of those. Was not a nip, though. She called it her baby and said it was just jealous.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Most aggressive breed, experts claim.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have never met a dachshund that wasn't a mean little shit, so I agree with the experts.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

all the dachshunds I have met have been loud but very submissive up close

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been bitten by 2. For sitting on a couch. Fuckers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that was chihuahuas

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel weird now, I have a dachshund-chihuahua mix and he's mellow and loveable to anyone he meets, family or otherwise. Luck I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think theyre up there on the list too

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