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IPlayWithFire
Willscreed mustve gone to the same school as Ben Shapiro
SirBrendan
(though you do talk out of there lol)-- thus went the knobbiest knob that ever knobbed.
PumpkinSmuggler
Clearly he needs to repeat anatomy class....
valaru
I remember some of the other guys being confused when we learnt catheterization in nursing school.
KoolInternetCat
darthstormer
As a mid-30s male, I am proud to say: I know where women pee from. I will take whatever small victories life gives me.
beian
You take that win.
fowlersleftfoot
Not the ignorance that’s most worrying, it’s the staggering arrogance that enables men to lecture women on how many orifices they have
alwaysmoorelaw
Do people not know that woman have a urethra?
SomeDetroitGuy
Lots. Mainly folks with shitty sex ed because they live in areas where religion dominates education
Antrazit
Does he think he impregnates her bladder?
Appollon
Way too advanced for him. Doubt he knows the internal female organs.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Never have sex with a guy this ignorant of womens vagina. You will be exceedingly disappointed.
UncleMeaty
I know about vaginas. Still going to disappoint you though.
NowhereMan313
With a name like that? I don't think so.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Size isn't magic...
AMagicianWasDrivingDownTheRoadThenHeTurnedIntoADriveway
Here's an interactive map. Hard but not impossible to masturbate to https://www.healthline.com/health/human-body-maps/female-urethra#diagram
apathyboy
challenge accepted
R3adinth3dark
Huh. That was strange but mildly fun and educational.
freemab
Kidneys always freak me out with how high they are.
FrankTheThunderbird
All I know is I never realized how loudly women pee until I got married.
roach79
Like sizzling bacon
neutronfish
That’s it! That’s the sound! I finally saw it in words!
DaveSamsonite
Women and men both pee through their urethra.
DaveSamsonite
It starts at the bladder, passes through a tube called the ureter, and leaves the body through an opening called the meatus. Same terms.
freemab
Ureters connect kidneys and bladders.
NarutoSexyJutsu
In high school I had to explain to my friend that there are in fact, 3 holes. We are both women
roach79
Whuteryewdoinheeer?!
catsandcoke
They even showed this on Orange is the New Black. You live in the body. You should know there are three holes.
umbrellamaker
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
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NarutoSexyJutsu
WoodyTugboat957
Being ignorant may not be your fault but, defending your ignorance is just stupidity-Ted Nugent
Ninjainslippers
If that's a real Ted Nugent quote, I want to harvest it and sell it for its profound density of irony.
WoodyTugboat957
Ot was on the Joe Rogan Podcast
Ninjainslippers
Holy shit, it goes deeper. Joe Rogan and Ted Nugent talking shit about willfully ignorant people? That's mind-blowingly un-self-aware.
WoodyTugboat957
So much irony it tastes of rust when spoken aloud
mkmiller
The saddest part is there will be women who "experience" his lack of anatomical knowledge. Just rubbing and shoving things everywhere.
AvgWhiteShark
Please refer to the medical illustration approved by imgur for clarification.
sundaymondayhippyday
It didn’t move until I clicked on it, I thought deer oh deer! That’s a sexy woman’s anatomy.....
Duellwalzer
why can't i stop laughing at this
NowhereMan313
...Why a deer? Why is this so funny? So many questions.
80srockerchick
Poor fellow is entirely unaware that he has just confessed to never having seen female genitalia close up.
ClickbaitThaWhistleblower
This used to be one of my authentication questions to make sure I was sexting a woman and not a dude.
analnipple666
Bold move, cotton. You'd be surprised how many women are unfamiliar with their own anatomy.
CatsOrExcited
Still sounds like a good test of who to avoid!
analnipple666
Exactly lolol
shaftofbread
It's ok, folks, by now he's received enough internet 'feedback' that he's decided he was joking! #schrodingersdouchebag
Rhewin
Nobody tell him.
whatbuttondoipush
Urethra
allthenamesaregone
She tried, he isn't listening.
ButterfaceTaintClown
laugh all you like, but he'll be president in 2024.
umbrellamaker
Chloesaurus
natticatt
Even if we did he’ll never get close to it or it’s neighbor in the boat.
SteamingTheCat
About the one behind the knee?
q2grapple
ronlybonly
Geez. Spoiler alert! Gotta give us some warning before you just give it all away.
TaintToucher
Women pee so much because they dont have balls to store it in
hardytardigrade
Women actually do have smaller bladders because they have a uterus
Frostbreaker1
ThrowerBot
TheeRealDuke
Pee is stored in the balls. This is a science fact.
Fifofu
Women have even bigger balls than men. Did you forget about boobs?
NPaine
Men who dont know where women pee from have never went down under to search for the Clitoris.
NowhereMan313
If you're looking for the clitoris and find a urethra, you're very bad at this.
aquatech
The clitoris is in Australia? No wonder I can never find it.
zenabel
I’m a female and didn’t know this until embarrassingly late in life. Like...in my 20s...And I went to a good public school district. Ugh
awkwardbeautiful
It can’t have been that good if ur health classes never went over basic anatomy.Also,did ur dr not have posters with anatomy on the walls?
tuxedobob
Hello, Southerner!
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Lol this might be a sad but accurate fact that I didnt put together until now.
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Yes this! Went to private schools and was never taught this. They focused on sex giving stds or pregnancy. Learned way too late in life.
zenabel
That’s the fucked up thing though. I went to a competent public school, did sex ed that wasn’t scare tactic focused, took biology, etc and >
zenabel
< still managed to not learn about females not peeing out the vagina. Maybe they mentioned it once and I didn’t pay attention or idk
BigManSam
They don’t pee out of their vaginas? Riiiight... next you’ll be telling me they can orgasm!
dsmegst
Jewelry causes orgasm.
yinzercounty
Buy some Herbal Essences. ;)
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Unbelievable that the female orgasm is still seriously debated.
MikeAracter
It's like a reputable news source,even if you do find one it's hard to know if it's real because of all the fakes you have had.
FlyingButtPliers
Ok I'll give you that experience is subjective, but how can they even begin to suggest it doesn't happen? Half all people can vouch for it?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They just don't believe the women who say it does.
endlessnumbereddays
Experience is objective but a female orgasm isn’t just an “experience” there are medical methods that show it happening. Visual ones too.
xVDRx
In all fairness, most people get vagina and vulva mixed up and use vagina as the all encompassing term. The vulva actually contains 1/2
lifeofellen
This is my pet peeve! Vagina is the interior, what you see is the vulva! It's not hard! Also I call Volvos, vulvas :]
NowhereMan313
I call vulvas Volvos, because you can beat the hell out of it every day for 50 years and it'll still run like new.
xVDRx
The urethral opening, so maybe they don't think they pee straight from their vagina, and are just getting the terms mixed up? 2/3
trinityj1
Can't be that charitable to this guy bc he specifically scoffs at the idea of '3 holes'. Definitively an idiot.
xVDRx
There are 3 holes, but only 2 in the vaginal area. He might be saying there isn't a third in the vaginal area, which is correct.
xVDRx
Do I have that much faith in him? No. I'm just saying it's a possibility.
LooseSeall
He’s not though because he specially references the asshole in the tweet as one of the holes.
xVDRx
As a male, I find it ridiculous to not know basic human anatomy. Then again, we live in a ridiculous age of information and ignorance.
barnwolf
Isn't it like geography? I had to fill in maps at one point, never used that info and promptly forgot it.
adjinnarose
It is the mis information age. For every bit of true knowledge or fact on the internet there are 6 places to find the wrong info.
adjinnarose
People are too lazy to check their sources.
80Blondieboy08
With fear of everyone in the comments destroying me, I still ask. Isn't the urethra part of the vagina? Just as the vulva is?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
No. The urethra is the peepee hole, the vagina is the weenie hole. Two different holes.
SomebodyGet2020APuppers
Let's ban calling the vagina a weenie hole. My vagina is not a dick hole.
HelloToe
"Cock holster". Or maybe sheath - you know, what the word vagina actually means in Latin.
BreisZeldaFitzgerald
Just Google women's anatomy. There are pictures and labels saying which is which.
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
I am so curious what you thought a vulva was when you posted this question.
CatatonicCowMoo
The vagina is just the opening that leads to the cervix. The one you put your penis in. The vulva is the all encompassing term for female/
CatatonicCowMoo
Canal, not opening. The vagina is a canal. Sorry bout that.
CatatonicCowMoo
Genitalia externally. The vulva includes the labia (majora and minora), clitoris, clitoral hood, opening of the vagina, and the opening to /
CatatonicCowMoo
The urethra. So, women's urethra are located in (on?) The vulva. And, of course, the urethra goes up to the bladder, which is where pee is /
CatatonicCowMoo
Stored. Hope this helped! And thanks for asking.
Mentok
If he only had the entirety of human knowledge at his fingertips.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
You mean his dick?
Imakethingsweird
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Jupman
Isn't that the most ambitious RPG...
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
He’d probably find the truth then spend 4 years arguing with everyone that it’s a conspiracy and fake news.
algoth00r
Indeed. What a shame :)
AnEvilBrownEgg
But where would I find close ups of a woman’s vagina? They don’t have those on the Internet.
ap91484
I googled it and found 17 million videos. The first 500 I watched so far, all proofed him wrong.
skeletonsimpleton
He’s Clearly never had a woman at his fingertips
MisterMetalMaker
HappyLittleBoozer
Nice /a/VRcHv4i
Arkentra
itsjustplaid
WynonasBigBrownBeaver
TheGriffin
allthenamesaregone
Good lord. Not knowing is one thing... But going online and BRAGGING about your idiocy is a whole other level.
MrJelle
Ignorance more often begets confidence than does knowledge.
ginevra
Like that guy who thought periods were controllable like having a wee. “Just hold your bladder.” he said.
belortik
Mansplaining to a woman which hole she pees out of....
PithyCommentBelow
Welcome to the internet. First day?
CumsInPies
And yet people do it everyday
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Naah Ben Shapiro won that game
drizztx
"Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt."
Tonalfailure
We just call that American.
UVAChemE2013
The urethra is literally inbetween the clit and the vaginal opening, millimeters apart. It’s all in the same spot.
twozerooz
So not the vagina. Literally not the same hole at all. Got it. Thanks
UVAChemE2013
They’re both literally a part of the vulva.
TrueNorthernLights
So, the testicles are a part of the glans, right?
UVAChemE2013
No. Are you seriously trying to argue that this comparison is the same? Go google what the vulva is and get back to me.
bonipoof
Or, more literally: "The vulva is the part of your genitals on the outside of your body — your labia, clitoris, vaginal opening, 1/
bonipoof
and the opening to the urethra (the hole you pee out of). While vaginas are just one part of the vulva, 2/
bonipoof
many people say “vagina” when they really mean the vulva." Same area, but different holes. We don't pee from vaginas. 3/3
QueenofFerelden
Thank you for using the correct term!
in9119iwas
Trump?
ThatCanadianViking
Trump.
chrispydtankPS4
Yep, flat earthers, Anti-Vaxx, Anti-EMR, climate change deniers... Goes on and on
YangKoete
EMR?
chrispydtankPS4
Electromagnetic radiation. Basically the Spectrum from Radio to Gamma. 5G network haters. Somehow Visible Light, which is higher than Micro
chrispydtankPS4
Isnt as concerning as the Frequency Micro and Radio waves use. They say it causes cancer, covid, you name it. But don't understand any of it
YangKoete
Ahhhh. Thanks for the lesson! owo
krapmyself
Welcome to the American citizen
amop
Americans don’t say arse, so you are one of the idiots. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
krapmyself
I'm American I say arse quite a lot.
amop
Americans do not say arse. If you do you’re one in a million.
krapmyself
Well excuuuuuse me for growing up poor and watching late night PBS when they broadcast nothing but Brittish comedies.
Xiuhtocatl
Isn’t “arse” a UK thing?
krapmyself
Generally. But I say "Arse" a lot too. Mostly cause its funny to say in place of "ass".
Xiuhtocatl
Fair enough
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Arse, feck, girrrlss....I feel my username is somewhat relevant
mezztit3
Drink
SilentZed
I think it's a thing in a bunch of places - I say it for funsies as an American because it sounds better than ass a lot of the time.
Xiuhtocatl
I can understand that
culinarydream7224
Did... did he just mansplain how vaginas work to that woman?
Taxicat
Yes. It happens A LOT.
NightfallEverdark
No, he bragged about how he cheated his way through anatomy class.
serpentinebaboo
There is a -1000% chance that man ever got anywhere close to an anatomy classroom. He probably barely got through basic hs biology.
allthenamesaregone
About the same chance of him getting anywhere close to a vagina (other than the time he erupted from one).
GreyParrot
Bold of you to assume he took an anatomy class.
tizkit
was thinking this exact response
SirenBrick
Is, is that not a standard thing in American schools?
AGiantTransWoman
I'm a gay man, went through all of highschool, got my diploma (well, GED). Until I looked it up because I do art, I had zero idea how a 1/2
honkeytonkinhippos
Ahahahahaahaha no
tizkit
in 5th grade we "learned" anatomy on a single field trip that they seperated by sex and didn't explain the other sex, so...
1998wasthepinnacleofexistance
It is, but it is not mandatory. Biology is, but it doesn't go into detail regarding every structure. It is more cellular processes.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
The amount of people that don't know where women pee for is staggering.
Criscartersfallguys
In our defense, the fact you have two holes is wildly inefficient.
Idonthaveausernamesowtfever
The amount of people willing to let the rest of the world know, just how little they know, is staggering.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
“Nobody knows that” um you don’t know that lmao
Labyrenth
And worst thing about is half of those people are women. I had a convo about this with gfriend, she was so astonished about it
billscachemoney
The amount of women that don’t know where women pee from is staggering.
LaffertyDanie1
Wait what? Women don't pee out their butts?
swanglemydangle
Some are women as well
batbot9
Lol those who dont know havent even seen a vagina. Dudes, if you want vag, you might wanna read about them first to know how to handle them.
BlackWingPhoenix
They use the restroom right? Or are they all uncivilized and go outside somewhere?
Surisuule
Excuse me, bit as an only boy in a house with 4 females and one bathroom, the outside is a blessing of solitude.
chinaPieCreator
Why do Americans use terms like Restroom, Bathroom? Use the proper name Lavatory! Even Toilet is wrong
DIINKELBERG
Remembers me of my ex gf. She didn't know that the penis has to be erected that you can have sex. How the hell wasn't she a virgin?
funkystay
Of course I know! Women pee in the bathroom.
mrcheese1
I asked My university friends to ask their husbands this and was shocked how many dudes think there’s two holes
snookered
Your sentence structure is confusing. Why the use of the word "for" ?
Shewy92
Including some women.
MetYourMomOnAshleyMadison
Nippledeepinahorse
Martellus
With sound https://youtu.be/S_Y0dLTbISw
malbec
Like, who didn’t see that episode of Orange is the New Black
ForkForkFork
I worked with a woman who admitted to not knowing until she was 22 and her mom told her. She had had sex by then.
zdriver984
Well, I know what I pee for but Im not a woman so.....
PaleAsFuck
I didn't know until I became a teenager. But didn't really actually know until I took a look down there myself with a mirror.
KitchenClean
Really weird. We got 3 holes down there.
krisiteenie56
I (F) grew up with a friend (F) who used tampons and I was the one to tell her when we were 15 that she peed from a different hole....
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Where do you pee for? America? Or do you pee for the grace of Britain?
notactuallyabrownman
I've known women that didn't know the specifics. People can be rather ignorant of very basic things.
yallmfsneedjesus
Yes. Sooooo many women have no clue there are 3 holes. Mostly the super religious ones.
ImAFoxButNotReally
7 holes in The area.
notactuallyabrownman
This made me think of those horny singles in your area ads. I'm sorry.
DryHuskOfAMan
I thought it was the clitoris until I actually had a chance to see one
systemfrown
I just assumed they peed in the bathroom.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Heard about a girl once who saw her doctor because she couldn't get a tampon to fit. Guess where she was trying to put it?
themikep
i still dont know and my gf has shown me like 5 times
DeleteAccountant
Not me, I have a fetish :)
BastofBelial
Fuck yeah get it!
perchingbird
I found out I had that fetish trying to figure out how girls pee!
couch11
Yep. I included that when I had The Talk with my son.
LyssTheTornado
I pee for the shire
abruptlycontriveddingo
Nipples?
sydneygirl
there is so much porn of women urinating that's supposed to be them orgasming. I guess many ppl don't know
fukuiwontdowhatutellme
Checks out.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Including my girlfriend for a while
SingleHousewifeAndiesInfinitelyLongSchlong
I know because of sounding porn
Ryebread91
I know a woman who didn't know which hole the penis goes into.
concorde77
Women PEE?!
snikpmupgnihsamseht
devilzplaything803
Sh
periwinklepanda
And poop and fart too!
dfghdfv
Bellybutton Right?
Phoenix16922
In middle school a boy thought that was we're a girl had her period. I am hoping he has learned the truth since then.
LariCheltsy
Cloaca
Trustmeimadogtor
It can happen. Patent urachus
sasquatchgang
I thought fingertips...
dfghdfv
I mean come on, what else is it for
dsmegst
To inflate the floatation devices.
MeteorD8
I have a self-destruct button in my bellybutton
TheGreaseyWaffle
I have a button that tickles my anus
algoth00r
Hentai taught me ;)
dsmegst
I'm pretty sure the tentacles have little to do with pee.
Toffeeaccident
It may surprise you to learn that women aren't actually pixels down there.
Covidnineteen
I'm an expert in lady bits, and I can assure you that they pee out of their bellybutton
IDoPictureStuff
A bitologist is good to have during such discussions
funkystay
Could you dumb this down for the layman?
Covidnineteen
Yes, the layman is the thin tissue that breaks when a woman farts for the first time.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
Women don't fart.
Covidnineteen
That's why men don't date women who still don't have their layman
Criscartersfallguys
In our defense, the fact you have two holes is wildly inefficient.
periwinklepanda
Not really. Pushing a baby out of the same place urine comes out would increase risk of contact with bacteria and would more likely damage/1
periwinklepanda
one's ability to urinate afterwards as well.
Criscartersfallguys
In our defense, the fact you have two holes is wildly inefficient.
QueenofFerelden
You want a baby to come through your urethra? Me neither, thanks. Ask hyenas how that goes.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
snikpmupgnihsamseht
TIL https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=174&v=-Egtbs-go4Q&feature=emb_logo (NSFW: Hyena sex)
Criscartersfallguys
That seems like an odd response. No part of my body has the elasticity to pump out a baby. Nothing stopping your urethra from expanding /1
Criscartersfallguys
Similar to the birth canal today.
QueenofFerelden
Actually there is. The urethra is not built for that kind of abuse. It's a delicate tube that cannot stretch. That's why there's 2 holes.
TrueNorthernLights
Uh...yeah, there is. The vagina is very stretchy. Your urethra isn't.
lukas9356
I mean to be fair, when most dudes refer to a vagina they think of it as a whole, not a hole.
vanelanjenkins
But it's not just a hole
MericanFunkYeah
Yeah arms and everything
QueenofFerelden
Yeah, but, that's wrong. The whole thing is the vulva.
BavarianGuy
Potato tomato...
useless3y3s
Yea, that's kind of like saying the nose is a part of the mouth though, they are in the same area, but not the same.
schmidy
It's like saying the mouth is part of the lips
useless3y3s
Or the tear duct being part of the pupil.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
No its like saying your nostril is part of your nose. Its like saying one nostril is a different part from the other. True? Ya, but so what
useless3y3s
Except in this case one nostril only pees, and the other can receive penises and give babies, soooo no.
useless3y3s
If you think the nose and mouth are the same try eating through your nose, you could suck up a few spaghetti noodles, but you'll get sick
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Just b/c they have different tasks doesn't mean they aren't apart of the same thing... You can blow out one nostril and inhale with the
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Okay... The male reproductive system has two holes as well. One pees and the other cums. We still say guys pee with their penis..
hansemann9597
Same logic we use on our reproductive organ. The whole thing is the penis and balls. Not urethra, foreskin, penis head, shaft and testicles.
QueenofFerelden
Except the term for the whole thing is vulva.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
I thought the vulva was just the outer portion, the part you can see
xochiluvr
I had one of those in college, traded it in for a subaru.
Melanonymous
Ok sure... but it's still a THIRD hole. Yes, there is a third hole. Tiny but significant.
ImAFoxButNotReally
There are 4 more holes but a lote tinyer.
RamAssScratcher
How are we defining hole though. The vagina is kind of a pocket as is the bladder. There is only 1 real hole which is your butt/mouth hole.
HenryLongfellowIII
Topologically speaking, yes.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Yeah and guys have two holes in their penis. We still say men pee with their penis. Its a blanket term. This semantics game is stupid
DhuQarnayn
Lol ...what the fuck? What southern cousin fucking state did you get your sex education at?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Illinois. That's in the north, in case you need to see a map. The gland that makes pee and the gland that makes sperm are different
surprisecottoncandy
The urethra is not in the vagina. Just because you’re using a word in a way that other people know what you mean doesn’t make it correct.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
The urethra is not a penis either... We use the blanket term, because it's a commonly understood term. Would you rather we refer to it as a
HerUsernameWasLola
No. They don’t. Urine and semen travel from about the prostate through the length of the shaft and exit through ONE tube. One hole.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Do you have a penis? Have you ever looked at it? There's a bridge between the two spots. Your pee doesn't come from your balls. You're sperm
batmanbumantics
.....wuht? Guys don't have 2 holes?... And the ladies peehole is up by the clitoris...
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
It's above the clit actually. They really do. The holes in a head of the penis is separated by a bridge. I can show you, if u like
bndsupercrispy
What kind of made up liberal nonsense is a clitarrus.
Footstoolalert
Sementics*
SadToSay
Semendicks*
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Exactly semantics. If we say we pee out our vaginas or penises, you know what me mean. No one is confused, if you don't say urethra
OfficialHotDog
Smegmantics*