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Chalybos
That David Lynch clam placement ...
ObiSeanFlurNobi
Roger Corman "I microwaved some McDonald's for you"
WhaaatDa
Ridley Scott? I waited and waited...
mmmmmmShaiHulud
Perfect looking glossy food magazine ready photo realistic food but once you bite on it you realise it's fake, plastic and empty
Fachera
@op where is the source?
Malnoch
Dot
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
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Timewizard96
I appreciate that Wes Anderson is centered in a symmetrical frame for his
wyatt8740
I had to go back to notice it, but I love it.
ImNotDoingItNopeIRefuse
Holy Shit, Peter Jackson! Calm the fuck down. I'm getting heart palpitation from just looking at that.
SjorsM
Werner Herzog: Something almost completely raw and unwashed and exotic with living animals in it. Add some drugs and alcohol.
shimmernshine
Why did I hear that in his voice as I read it?
Noodlesama
Burton sauce is crude oil
VagisilToothpaste
It's actually just liquid eyeliner
Twiggerer
A premium blend of liquid eyeliner, lambs blood, and eau d'Depp.
rouverius
Blrp0
timefaith
Techno remixes of popular classic songs constantly blasting while you eat.
freshstrawberrie
Dedeurmetdebaard
This is accurate.
CascadianTwilight
Cheekan! Good!
thomerow
I actually read this in her voice. +1
MrEyeBrows328
I fucking love Nikita.
MrEyeBrows328
(That gif is the 5th element, I know) Where's the Nikita Gifs?
InfOracle
I was going to say the milk glasses clanking but nope. That's "The Professional" so dunno.
ElSchopenhauer
Jodorowsky: Complicated mexican food, probably laced with LSD
MenaceToSobriety
It's like somebody had a really funny idea but gave it to someone who's occasionally mildly entertaining.
halfax7
Stanley Kubrick - Eat this meal 127 times until I say its right.
BearBombs
Darren Aronofsky: Premium cut filet mignon with a side of garlic roasted potatoes and green beans sauteed in a Xanax-Adderol sauce.
VagisilToothpaste
Wait...xanax and adderal? Wouldn't they kind of counteract each other?
BearBombs
Mixing uppers and downers fucks you up real bad. Much like the plots and visuals of Rquiem for a Dream, Black Swan, and The Fountain.
WhatExactlyIs
had to scroll twice but no Guy Ritchie? My favorite director :(
TotallyNotMyBad
Bare-knuckle-boxing and some old overly priced guns
ryohji
Fish'n'Chips served by someone with a cockney accent.
quicksilver1
Now we need one for Lars Von Trier.
spankatorium
"A well balanced meal the whole family can enjoy" .. Oh yes, let's take the kids out for a nice evening of Schindler's List!
ProgeriaProstitutes
I watched jaws as a toddler. Nightmares guaranteed!
KeeleonOhms
When discussing filmographies. Schindlers List is like a bottle of wine. It can exist at a family dinner table without ruining the meal.
jennym123
I watched that as a kid. I wouldn't use the word "Enjoy" to describe my experience but I think kids can understand it.
ToxicMolluscinity
Took the three year old to Jaws marathon!. Cracking good time!
BreadyStinellis
Depending on the age of the family it's an appropriate movie. I think I was 12 when I saw it. We learned aboutthe holocaust in school at9/10
Yongasoo
It would be educational.
nosrephcuson
Every kids in high school should watch it.
KallePaulsen
In Germany we did watched it in High School. It was mandatory
shanfyr
well tbh they put a bottle of coke as drink. Doesn't really fit for well balanced either...
IDidntWantToDoThis
Yeah, this is a pretty freakin' biased view of each director. More of society's view of each director instead of being based on their work.
Frappo
I watched Shindler's List as a kid. With my guardian, obvs. Not a fun time, but it helped us discuss our family history a bit.
javjav
Great flavor, nutty, but a hint of ash?
gamlingcs
No hint about it, it's actually compressed ash, but cooked in a very special grease that really sets the palette.
Iusedupalltheglueonpurpose
I saw it in my eighth grade English class. I understood it just fine- it was pretty heavy (obviously) but my teacher had geared us up to it
AllSystemsNominal
In that regard my meal was soaking wet with a lot of salt. :'(
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
You jerked off while watching Schindler's List!?
SovereignPhantasmia
Who doesn't, am I right?
sofcknwrong
And we can get some Saving Private Ryan and Amistad on the way home!
shimmernshine
Munich
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Followed by Jaws right before we head to the beach!
ballsohard2202
I saw all of these as a kid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PedroLombarda
On a War Horse
Efreeti
in Munich
jadespider
I don't know enough about who's behind what movies to rate this, but it looks like a lot of effort.
AllSystemsNominal
I understand some of them. George Lucas, not so much. If it is referencing the prequels, then the re-re-re-re-reheated apple pie was decent.
Zyrin
I think the re-re-re heating is the special editions.
blackdragon1221
People really love bashing George Lucas for some reason. The guy created Star Wars and wrote for Indiana Jones. His more recent work 1/2
blackdragon1221
might be less good, but the prequels are not nearly as bad as people say they are, and the original trilogy isn't as perfect as they say 2/2
ThanksItHasPockets
I'm not a big fan of his movies, but yeah, I'd go to Michael Bay's restaurant. And order the Michael Baycon Cheeseburger.
goboltz
It would give you "Explosive Diarrhea" . . .
CityYeti
Quentin is much more than just blood and gore, he's also a master of subtext
Sassmachine
He'd have a chain of themed restaurants if we're going by his latest films. He keeps doing period pieces in older genres.
CityYeti
They are all set in the same universe
DrHurg
Also, the food might taste like feet
GentlemanScientist
You can't spell subtext without buttsex.
ImgursLibertarian
As a fellow scientist: I would approve this comment for publication in a major journal.
CityYeti
Thank you for your contribution
MarekS
Not in his last four films. Four first ones were master pieces.
CityYeti
The hateful eight did have subtext in it
javjav
Photography and Set production were superb as well. As much a character as any of the actors I'd say.
theMediaman
Chris Nolan is incomplete. "An exquisite cuisine that makes you feel smart while you are eating it... but it's really just another burger"
carlofonovs
I agree. He's great, but yeah.
mylifeisanemptyshelldevoidofanypurpose
Was looking for someone to say it.
TheBurritoConfederacy
Of course Cameron would be the first to 5D.
kuradag
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
VagisilToothpaste
The tickets at the theatre will be like $70 because the glasses actually temporarily alter your DNA for the best viewing experience.
TheBurritoConfederacy
Yeah but you'll never want to leave once you experience it.
brakx
I bet Kevin Smith's would have burgers, fries and dicks... 37 of them.
shimmernshine
Brings you lasagna at work.
VagisilToothpaste
All served up from Mooby's.
dwude
What about m.night smalalinglong?
TresusIbor
It's just a Wonder Ball
IglooGiggles
To be fair, I did enjoy Split.
Nightcaste
Amazing pictures on the menu, week old hot pockets on the plate.
ALittleRain
A perfectly fine meal but then someone turns up and pisses all over your dessert.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
I made one for him
rimehoarfrost
You are the meal
Twiggerer
A bathtub filled with popcorn twists, twizzlers, and rotini pasta.
QuentinStyger
He hid the food in the context.
coreyjayb
Shamalamadingdong
shimmernshine
http://imgur.com/rOmHWDT
AmaIthea
A cake that turns out to be frosted crispietreats
Tinkrr
Cardboard with a twist of lime.
connivingly
Duck surprise
saucemothfuckinsauce
A roast, but he may have hidden razor blades inside. You'll have to eat to find out!
neonoptic
Or as Mike from Red Letter Media once called him, "M.Night Shamalmadam"
MatadoR32
Tofurkey, served with non-alcoholic beer
Zackjp
A pile of delicious food that's actually styrofoam painted to look like food.
Mergul
And when you bite into the styrofoam, Shamalamadingdong pops out to exclaim "What a tweest!"
Bojovnik84
Slamalamadingdong right back at ya.
DogShitTacoTuesday
You start with a nice steak only to realise half way through theres a twist, as its not beef but actually alien.
ImgursLibertarian
Roast mutton with potatoes and pork fat gravy, genetically engineered to taste like Velveeta "cheese", with a Twist Up from the dollar tree.
JDBM
You are the meal.
rimehoarfrost
Damn you, beat me to it
Onenaghi
What a twist!
heysniz
midsongnipplerub
A pretty ok meal. Then you order desert and they bring you a different desert. What a twist!
Darkspire
IT WAS LEMON MERINGUE ALL ALONG
bigreagan
Dun dun dunnn.
Favri
You know that scene from Hook when they have a massive feast and food fight but the food isn't actually there? That.
filmusic42
Good
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook!
RickySpanishhhhh
What's a paramecium?
LvAllen
I'll tell you what a paramecium brain is. It's a one-celled critter with no brains that CAN'T FLY! Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!
GentlemanScientist
An absolutely delicious turkey made to look like a velvet cake, to which he has lost the original recipe and desperately tries to recreate.
ThoughtfulSatan
We do not speak of that, nope, let's just appreciate the original recipe and nothing more.
HypnoChanger
I don't think I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it. And now I'll never have that recipe again. Oh noooo!
etherbunny41
Ah, there's the accurate one.
rushid930
His last few movies were good. Especially split. Does it mean he found the recipe again
plainoldfool
I kinda liked Devil.
rushid930
I honestly like all his bad movies. In a so bad it's good way. Except last airbender. That one just makes me angry.
etherbunny41
More likely that he found a different recipe for baking something that looks like something else.
Sometimesbasketballsometimespoop
His name really isn't very difficult to spell
Snotty128
Its not difficult, but shamalamadingdong is far more humourous
RideTheStimutacs
The joke is older than dirt and actually kinda racist. "lol get it guys I can't pronounce funny foreign name!"
Sometimesbasketballsometimespoop
Thank you
Snotty128
Are you calling me a racist?
RideTheStimutacs
If the shoe fits...
Sometimesbasketballsometimespoop
Not necessarily calling you a racist, but your joke is.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"You're actually eating band-aids... It gets worse.." M. Night Shaymalan
sofcknwrong
Unbreakable and Split were pretty good. The rest? Like ordering sushi and getting dead goldfish.
ImgursLibertarian
I loved the village...
sofcknwrong
True. And The Visit. And The Sixth Sense. He does creepy quite well. Sci-fi, not so much.
KeeleonOhms
I liked the IDEA, but it would have been better as an outer limits episode than a 2 hr movie.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Me too
chillin223
The 6th sense....
Circumsizedfish
As long as he doesn't touch my childhood favorite cartoon, The Last Airbender.
PapiBlanco
Cartoon? You mean they made a cartoon out of that dope ass m night shamalmalaman live action movie?
KeeleonOhms
Dont woory no one will ever make a movie about that. Its safe in its original form.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
MrBananaBeak
Coen Brothers, boring?! TAKE IT FUCKINGBACK
catapulter
Good for you? their movies are demoralizing.
IHaveABoneToPickWithDeath
Wife and I just watched Burn After Reading and we were dying from start to finish. Fargo is next this weekend.
mcsofserv
Totally. Wes Anderson was spot on, though.
SjorsM
I understand people could say it looks boring at first glance. It isn't boring though.
dinocratic
I have to agree. Until, you know, wood chippers get involved. Or Kylo Ren singing backup vocals. Or Sam Elliott narrating the opening.
lifeisapicnic
Yeah anyone that think their films are boring is absolutely braindead
Odballl
Coen Brothers films are smarter than Christopher Nolan films.
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Odballl
The Coen Brothers pepper their films with multiple levels of allusion to high and low art as a well as classical myths and legends.
Odballl
Sometimes purely to troll film critics and academics who get way too into their films.
imooforyou
I love both, but acting and dialogue in Nolan are great. I think Nolan has a unique mainstream angle. Coen is more indy-ish appeal.
Carnwennan
Who the fuck would call Fargo boring?
oued
+1 Or No Country For Old Men, or Blood Simple, or...
Bitterbal
I love a lot of movies by the coen bros but Fargo i absolutely failed to appreciate. Even tho everyone around me goes "it's the best!"
Countercheck
Only one I disagreed with
fluhatinrapper
I mean, did you see Barton Fink?
KeeleonOhms
While I can appreciate it as quality I would still classify Barton Fink as "boring".
shimmernshine
http://imgur.com/wbBB6tX
fluhatinrapper
Thank you
naytorin
What, no Cronenberg?
AutisticJihadist
I feel a cronenberg chef would looking as underwhelming as David lynch here
ryohji
you see the monkey brain in "Temple of Doom" ? That's it. With chocolate filled intestines.
Genesisera
I would be up for some chocolate sausages.
Terebravisse
I feel like Hayao Miyazaki doesn't get enough recognition just because his movies are technically Anime.
GentlemanScientist
Anime is actually extremely more accessible outside of Japan than their live-action movies, there are several absolute genius directors.
GadenKerensky
His studio's films are masterpieces.
CziltangBrone
Miyazaki hates anime, and doesn't think what he does is anime. Just because it's animated doesn't mean it's "anime", which is a style.
LordCastellanCreedtheSupremeCommanderofCadia
More specifically he hates otakus and their influence on the anime industry. His works are without a doubt anime even if he doesn't think so
Jiigen
It would surprise me a lot if he really hated Otakus. They're sad creatures. Miyazaki just argues for living in the real world, too.
Zyrin
I heard that anime is a mistake line was faked.
StanielRonathan
It's the obsessiveness of otaku in general, his comments about that were in regard to plane otaku, during The Kingdom of Madness and Dreams
StanielRonathan
The subject of that often misquoted and 'shopped 'it's all trash' line was about the Mitsubishi A6M Zero fighter plane.
StanielRonathan
His main criticisms about the current state of the animation industry is the lack of 'real' characters- too unrealistic for his ideology
VagisilToothpaste
What? You mean a group of teenagers can't still attend high school but be highly-trained assassins and run 2mi uphill w/o losing breath?!
3mikey1
To be honest, don't know who Uwe Boll is, but this doesn't make me want to find out.
Salai
biggest german movie maker! germanwood! german movies, so good! mother is leni riefenstaal!
Mockingbirb
Alone in the dark (with Christian Slater and Tara Reid), A Dungeon Siege Tale (with Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman), Bloodrayne, etc
Burke616
You know the plot from "The Producers"? He does it in real life, with movies, only they aren't as good as Springtime for Hitler.
SandyTentaclez
The guy is a trained casual boxer and enjoys challenging critics to matches claiming its PR and supposed to be a fun fight when its not. 1/2
SandyTentaclez
He beat up a lot of untrained critics that didnt expect that, while chickening out on fights with people that train as well like Seanbaby./2
SandyTentaclez
Overall the guy is a mighty piece of shit. And yes: He made his movies to exploit taxes. Of course there is no law against that...
DianNaoChong
He made (terrible) movies using video game liscences that he got on the cheap, as a german tax law scam. He doesnt work as often now.
rzlprnft
He spoke at our university: He tried to make a movie in Africa about the civil war. It failed due to death threats against the actors.
OpalDeerling
He made the crappy Blood Rayne movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383222/?ref_=nm_flmg_prd_39
Tinkrr
As others have said he's a shit director and when people called him out on it he called the industry bullshit and quit because they 1/2
Tinkrr
closed the tax loopholes he was exploiting.
WhyDontICare
Wikipedia has him down as a retired director and restaurateur, oddly enough. I think that's a restaurant I'll be avoiding.
ForlornFennec
I envy the fact that you did not know who Uwe Boll is.
brillerment
Bloodrayne has made me appreciate every other movie I have ever seen, ever...
damnitdan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SYQ2Xmx-Lg
IllegalDuckling
TIL there are Postal and Far Cry films and the Far Cry one has fucking Til Schweiger.
rudeandreckless
Didn't he get all butt hurt because he couldn't get enough money for a film on kickstarter? I remember he threw a tantrum for some reason.
PetersPaincakes
Now he roasts fans and kickstarter for a living - https://youtu.be/VT1J65KHX8E
FairylandTrashCollector
He made the movie to BloodRayne. With some caffeine, aspirin and a lot of drugs the movie sucks a little bit less.
iksworbeZ
...oh how I envy you
TheLehas
Notable films of his include "Postal" and "Bloodrayne". I have also personally seen his film "Rampage". They're all famously bad.
Favri
You may be interested to know, he actually does own a restaurant
KomodoKill
You're better that way. Believe me
kahlzun
Just such bad movies
mully19
Haha - my sentiments exactly.
moraismeep
All you need to know is Mario Bros movie
668neighborOFTHEbeast
His only good movie is Rampage. I actually recommend it. Please do not watch his FarCry movie.
freiman
He's literally the worst. In addition to making terrible movies he sometimes fights people that call him out
LunarCataphract
May you never descend into the spiral of awful film making that Uwe Boll is responsible for.
Skittleballs
Trash director. Blood, gore, bad acting. Friend of mine played a zombie in one of his movies. Boll directed Postal.
shimmernshine
To his credit he did cast Anthony Bourdain in FarCry :P
Skittleballs
Wait, the chef?
shimmernshine
Yeah, when he was doing No Reservations in Vancouver http://imgur.com/iicMk9C
BeckyGaladriel
Uwe Boll is an awful director, who knows he is an awful director. He hams it up anyway. Somehow, he keeps getting funding...
karenishra
He gets investors because he exploits german tax laws kinda like a real life The Producers
HeresToANewUsername
theres a movie named blubberella thats all you need to know
TotallyNotMyBad
tbh that guy sounds hillarious
inzane
He's a shitty director. Even worse than Michael Bay.
JohnnyTheBlade
Hey now, Michael Bay made The Rock. A movie so good it makes up for all his terrible ones.
inzane
True. I enjoyed The Rock and Bad Boys, but two good deeds dont make up for it.
Mockingbirb
He's the Ed Wood of our time, minus the fun.
disinfectantrum
Most of his films are total shit, but the Rampage trilogy is fucking awesome!!
SleeperSix
He beat up Lowtax, the head goon at somethingawful.com in a boxing match after the website was harsh on him.
TotallyNotMyBad
which movie director doesn`t want to punch his critics?
Goldcart
Think "video game movies" and you're more or less up to speed.
tillmanlightdrawing
And according to Wikipedia he's also a restaurateur.
MFfromHell
You're one of the lucky ones.
hanabakemono
Makes shitty video game movies on purpose to exploit a German tax law. He also challenges critics to a boxing match to beat them up.
overjay
Most of his movies are complete shit. Only two are good. Rampage is about maniacal dude, who shot a lot of people for almost no reason (1/2)
overjay
And there is Postal which is very dark comedy which is very on point about every damn joke. Uwe even starred there as himself and was killed
viila
Postal was complete trash, but the games were similar trash, so I can't really fault him for delivering...
overjay
Well, the games were full of political humor, and so is the movie. And cliches, so many cliches
TheGirlInTheFireplace
He's the guy who makes all the video game movies that suck ass by using tax loopholes
Beefkins
Douchebag also challenged critics to boxing matches and then backed out like a pussy when critics (Seanbaby) who could fight challenged him.
plainoldfool
He is a shitty director who gets a shitty attitude when people say he's a shitty director.
mynameisnotalice
German 'director'. Deals with critics by challenging them to a boxing match and beats them to mush. Notorious for his film adaptations of(1)
tachikaze316
And when he found out one of his critics would actually be able to defend themselves in the ring, he cancelled that particular match.
mynameisnotalice
What a scumbag.
mynameisnotalice
video games (f.e Doom and Blood Rayne)
muchadoaboutmuffin
They made Doom into a movie??
MemeDissector
Do not watch it. He is the reason people think video game movies are shit. The sole reason.
muchadoaboutmuffin
Now if I told you I loved the Sharknado movies, would that change anything? Shitty movies are my bag, man
mynameisnotalice
Yes, but sorry, it wasn't by Boll. Just thought so because it is an awful movie adaptation ^^
rapidge
A shitty video game based movie director from the early 2000s. He exploited a tax law in the US to make crap movies that studios (1/2)
TheCrazyVulcan
Have they never watched the producers? If he hit by accident that is literally the plot of the classic Broadway smash Springtime for Hitler
twozerooz
Tax law in Germany*
rapidge
Sorry, yes, thanks for the correction.
Radix865
Early 2000's? Rampage: President Down came out last year, his supposedly last movie.
4horsemen06
Jesus the rampage movies are crazy and terrible all at once. I was surprised when i saw it on netflix
rapidge
God, I thought Hollywood wised up and canned him. Now I'm just more angry.
kmikl
The fuck? They're STILL hiring him? Are they STILL needing to throw that much money away?
Radix865
He quit but then came back because he found modern movies shit, then his movies failed(no tax loopholes) so he said "fuck you", again.
kmikl
Can we get him to try to fight a freight train? I mean, we could limit it to 60mph.
rapidge
Could claim 100% as a tax write-off and anything made was profit. Look up Bloodrayne and you'll see.
thegriffin88
That's a name I haven't heard in a dog's age.
LabyrinthCharm
Bloodrayne was HIS Fault!? Mother fucker!
marmotpie
Then we've felt the same pain...
gregorclegane
Isn't that the plot to The Directors ?
lordstinkynuts
Exactly. Only theirs ended up good if i remember correctly. His stink on ice
ChromeBadger
Do you mean The Producers? They wanted to intentionally flop musicals to fraud investors and keep the investments.
gregorclegane
You are correct, I apologise. Bravo good sir/madam.
DianNaoChong
Director also went on the record with "We could hire extras, but real prostitutes are cheaper, and we can party afterwards"for dungeon siege
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
The only clip you ever need to watch involving him. https://youtu.be/Bi3aMKjBAwI
NeuerStandard
a german guy following the american dream of selling well advertised crap to stupid people
OndSluHai
Haha, glib and spot on!
kmikl
That's... remarkably apt. You could substitute 'orange' for 'german' and have a presidential candidacy.
babbzilla
He made the house of the dead movie.
extraordinaryagility
Oh gawd I remember that one, it was AWFUL. Shitty pop-tarts for sure.
KeeleonOhms
Hes literally the reason we will probably never get a good video game movie.
gaenaralhonk
Warcraft was pretty good though
Cheomesh
Oh yeah, I forgot about that movie.
andergriff
stop lying to yourself.
TheBufferkiller
Rampage is pretty good.
TylerDurdensHandSoap
I enjoyed it.
TheBufferkiller
I enjoyed a few of the films he's put out. The others that people complain about I haven't seen.
TylerDurdensHandSoap
It's the only one I've seen and I saw it before I really knew who he was.
TheBufferkiller
I looked him up before commenting and saw that I've seen Rampage and the first BloodRayne film.
KeeleonOhms
I want to see the sequel so bad but its directed by Uwe Boll so.....
TheBufferkiller
All three of them are directed by him.
Pikka
He challenged his critics to boxing matches. A few accepted but thought it was for fun, but Uwe had trained hard and WANTED to beat them up.
DianNaoChong
"trained hard" Uwe has held heavyweight titles. He tried to wreck the critic, theres footage and its fucked up.
tachikaze316
He was going to "spar" with one of the hosts of Attack of the Show!...except a producer got a 6'3" muay thai and jiu jitsu-trained 1/2
tachikaze316
critic ready to fight in the host's place and Uwe cancelled his appearance. 2/2
Thatotherlurker
Mhm. Seanbaby to be specific. Though most of the articles actually saying any details about it have mysteriously been pulled from websites.
abidikgubidik
Alright, in Uwe Boll's defense, you can't hire a mercenary to fight a challenge in your place
RocketBryan
It happens all the time in cinema. Game of Thrones being a popular recent example and that one was to the death!
forte10
He wasn't a merc. Seanbaby is a critic. Who happens to be a half-giant.
RedUsagi
oh shit it was Seanbaby? that's hilarious....I miss his cracked column....I miss old cracked...
Mdhe
Can't you? I thought hiring mercs was a well-established tradition in trial by combat.
tachikaze316
Technically, you're not meant to pay your champion. Naming someone hired as a guest on the show as a champion would be fine though.
raspberry
RIP Lowtax
MoltarsGhost
Respect for Lowtax for actually going through with it, Uwe said he was going to train him, and didn't. It was a nasty and childish of Boll.
Burke616
"Nasty and childish" is kinda Boll's bag.
Orpheus
RIP SA in general
gnarlyfartz
Ha, I didn't think anyone here read SA.
Pikka
It was basically the source of everything on the whole internet years ago. I assume there are several here who knows of SA.
raspberry
Should post a SA golden age dump honestly.
gnarlyfartz
The old Fashion Swat or Photoshop Phriday articles would probably work on here.
kuroze
please do.
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
are there stairs in your house?
KevinGooday
I am protected.
gnarlyfartz
Heh lurked for a decade or so and never heard that one. Maybe because I never paid the 10bux, not a registered goon.
LordNad
I'm protected.
Bdzzp1
No Kubrick makes me sad.
oued
No Ashgar Farhadi either
hnk416
Waygu steak with psilocybin mushroom sauce, served on a white plate at a black table in a room with red walls.
fluhatinrapper
No Tommy Wiseau eithet :(
QuirkyWallace
Kubrick is like ratatouille from the Pixar movie, but instead of reliving childhood memories you have an existential crisis.
CityYeti
svezivo
I love the smell of napalm in the oven
wyatt8740
Kubrick is awesome, but I was too busy looking for wes anderson to notice. Now I'm sad too.
TheMasturbatingBear
I know. I was also looking for Terry Gilliam.
wyatt8740
Gilliam, Kubrick, and Wes Anderson are probably my favourite directors.
TheMasturbatingBear
Mine too
JeetheMagnificent
Kubrick's meal isn't there because it keeps on being taken back to the kitchen to be cooked again from scratch until absolutely perfect.
Borednstalkn
Gordon Fucking Ramsay.
Bdzzp1
The placement of the meal components are also strangely symmetrical and create a sense of unease.
pancakeisi
No scorsece either
Jacxy
Do you even have to ask?
Jacxy
Local authentic Italian chef that can also really knock it out of the park when you try the burger.
svezivo
New york butcher prepares raging bull for taxi driver's pet wolf but goodfellas steal it on wall street
shouldbestudying
That was an adventure. Forgot Departed, though.