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By the way, do you ever walk into a room and forget why? I wrote a dumb song about that this weekend. I hope you like it! https://youtu.be/eZOHQ48q6vE
Feb 15, 2021 1:27 AM
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By the way, do you ever walk into a room and forget why? I wrote a dumb song about that this weekend. I hope you like it! https://youtu.be/eZOHQ48q6vE
TemetNosce000
Thank you
carmeCookieRunner
Bluejays are CUNTS!
moonunitx10
The worst bird
Splittmark
Aren't blue birds territorial or is it red
americangothicboi
Beautiful. Grew up with Stellar’s Jays but these are equally pretty. Thanks for the color in a sea of red and pink.
thegraphiteknight
Blue Jays are beautiful. They're also HUGE assholes that eat your garden.
Swift2568
These birds are smart and mean to other birds, but very pretty. Very mean to squirrels.
MagicOrpheus310
"what have you done with Rigby!?"
Bluejay0
I'm glad ypu got my good side
MrJackedBroccoli
Beautiful. But absolutely obnoxious creatures
AscendedTroll
Whoaaaaaaaaaa
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TheYodajen
Gorgeous
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Ddenver
Beautiful plumage.
henlfern
jaggcomputing5
Do you get wafers with it?
IfIthoughtItWasImportant
I have about 12 of these living in my back yard
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MissUniversalSoldier
Blue Jays make the WORST sounds
JiffyGee
Blue jays are assholes. Had to save a baby robin from one this past summer.
warmyourbeans
That baby Robin is going to grow up to be Bird Hitler. You should not have interfered.
avalani
We raised a jay that fell out of his nest. He was LOUD, but he as sweet. Would even fly back if we let him outside.
Rifneno
Fun fact: blue jays are corvids. Smart af, like crows and ravens. Just not as goth.
PrincessPuffyPants
They also mimic hawk sounds to chase other birds & critters away from feeders so they can have it for themselves.
therealamh
Emo crow
GinOClock
Super aggro and territorial. I live out west now but anytime I'm in Ontario, they're super entertaining to watch. They fuck up all the birds
Xhristmas
Well at least you still get stellar Jays or magpies depending how far west you are. The blues on the stellar are so pretty!
Mbcb350
Corndog caught one & brought it into the house once. It was quite alive & very pissed off. Also kind of big. After much screaming it got out
Imademyselfsquirtle
Tree out front. Nest of blue jays. 5 babies 2 adults. All dick heads.
SirDistic
Corvid-19?
usedpatiofurniture
They're so mischievous. There's a bunch around our house and they play pranks on each other, the squirrels, and our dog.
Dragongirl7256
My cat has a seeming truce with one in our neighborhood. He never pursues him seriously and he will sit there and CACK at the cat all day
usedpatiofurniture
username checks out! ?
DonutThief
They also eat other birds young like the filthy cannibals they are
nasukkin
In bird culture, this is considered pretty standard.
HankScorpioCEOofGlobexCorporation
But does that really make them cannibals? Wouldn’t eating other bird species for them be the same as eating other mammal species for us?
LonelyHumanBoy
Technically, yes? But realistically it would be the same as us eating Neanderthals
Dentistman
Maybe thats why they went extinct! They just tasted so damn good
Rifneno
Only if you're talking about other corvids. Their relation to random American birds is minimal.
bdjct
They are also ASSHOLES. Beat up everybody at the bird feeder.
silverwolf0
So the prettier it is, the more stuck up.
Rifneno
I've always said: the more intelligent a species is, the more capacity is has for assholery. That's why we're the KING of the assholes.
RyanOfAthens
Dude same. My gf loves Cardinals and the Jays always scare them away from our patio feeder.
nasukkin
As someone who has been maintaining a bird feeder for years, Jays are FAR from the biggest assholes out there. Black-capped chickadees
nasukkin
love to mob other birds and mourning doves are too big to care about any other birds' shenanigans.
pookieeatworld
Yeah my mom gets pissed. Blue Jays and Starlings are shits.
RatToofus
My aunt always called starlings "slut birds"
GinOClock
Starlings are massive agricultural pests too
GinOClock
(thanks, historical idiot who wanted to import all the birds of Shakespeare)