ImpeachNixon
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May 30, 2016 1:05 PM
ImpeachNixon
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imwhatkilledthedinosaurs
#17 is my life story
maybeushouldnt
#10 and #17 are fucking brilliant.
charliebrownsarcade
I can feel the feminism hit the one about O and P! XD
Johntheawesomeguy
#4 is my new favorite twittee post XD
whitter86
TIL as a gun owner I'm automatically branded as a murderer.
carp8dm
I had to read the plan cash tweet like 5 times. But it was worth it!
NotBeyer
Idk about Reaper, I met one named Craig today. Just Craig, nothing else. He was cool.
tatatataco
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPISAFAG
euphoricopportunity
It's "en flic".
Munchman347
Obama's had almost eight years and he hasn't taken anybody's gun away. It's almost like he wasn't trying...
somewealthyamerican
Yeah like the assault weapons ban of 2013, which tried to ban pretty much all semiautomatic rifles.
10000Bees
You seem to be getting President Obama confused with Senator Dianne Feinstein. They aren't even the same gender, dude.
BlaneStrickland
That Arby's one is great
lonelylinguist
Nihilist Arby’s is always on point. https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
euphoricopportunity
True, dat.
CaptEgDiggles
The first one should become Mad Max movie
IngrahamLincoln
QR IS A BUNDLE OF STICKS.
RheaButt
The reason they have them is so op can suck them
maybeushouldnt
I see what you did there you little shit.
MJPP
with dicks
SpanishInquisitionIsExpected
But its a LOT more than 2 dicks tho
poopjustpoopthatsall
My son's nickname is QR......
BurgundyandSwansonsadoptedson
Im naming my kid Iron Tiger.
squiddlyDOwrong
Quinton Rampage?
poopjustpoopthatsall
Quiet Riot. His name is Riot.
therealtexas
Well he's a bundle of sticks
squirtlemacturtle2
Not gonna lie I had to #16 like 5 times before I got it
monicakes
germanwings joke .. too early?
TeenGirlSquad
Is that like taking a dump 8 times simultaneously?
ScienceExperiment
Went back and reread it because of this comment. Actually understood it that time.
squirtlemacturtle2
*had to read #16
TurkNJD
You had to #16? 5 times?! That's a lot of times to #16
Paoloc0mments
It's at least seven!
WatneyTheSpacePirate
I saw a neat Lego maths tutorial about 10 swipes to the left. Have fun!
elhopaness
You should explain it to my friend.
TurkNJD
Friend offered a place to crash, currently in process of crashing a plane, taking friend up on offer
elhopaness
Thanks, my friend was reading words that weren't there...
itsnotuitsme
You know how those friends can be
NeverGetsTheNuke
For goodness sakes, just say 'third from last' and save me the chore of counting, you soggy enchilada.
HaveNotOf
You would still have to count to find the third from last, though.
DorLugas
Can't click shit on mobile.
doublekross
You can click on the number and it will take you to the one it is referencing.
NeverGetsTheNuke
Oh cool, thanks! I didn't know that.. Must not be in mobile app yet. :(
Pr0xycast
Aaannnddd, my new favorite insult
NeverGetsTheNuke
I felt that if just one person left this as a reply, then I did my part. Thank you for that.
n8crafter
You can click the number to show it...
NeverGetsTheNuke
Must be some desktop feature I never knew about :). Sorry sorry
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Not on mobile, my child
Lvl28Larvitar
They do on my mobile, why don't they just make them all the same? Lol
gingrbred
Not on mobile
n8crafter
As a person on mobile, I can say that's false.
ThisNameDoesntMatter
Ok. Not on ALL mobile apps. Better?
QuotesGoHere
One gun related post in the dump and half the comments are people freaking the fuck out, jesus you Americans need to calm down. It's a joke.
SlackerTactical
they all were triggered
AnEpicMistake
My greatest regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
barehandaflyingaidsrat
no trigger discipline
FranklinReynolds
Americans aren't fond of jackasses fucking with our Constitutional rights. Do you like it when people fuck with what little rights YOU have?
QuotesGoHere
Oh ye of little mind.
Terminology
From a fellow American: fuck off, you moron. People like you are the reason many people think so little of us. Learn to take a joke.
FranklinReynolds
Learn to not take any shit regarding your rights.
Terminology
I don't believe gun ownership should be an enumerated right to begin with, so that settles that issue.
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FranklinReynolds
So, you don't believe in the Constitution? That's a shame. I'd move if I were you.