TheElusiveEnchilada
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May 5, 2022 9:20 PM
TheElusiveEnchilada
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ArkoneAxon
How very progressive of two dudes who were looking to pick up chicks. "Hey, you KNOW they put out."
galapas
Eli93
It's very simple. I don't want anyone to be able to force me to donate a kidney, so I don't think we should force uterus donations.
wiccancrow
FuturamaReferences
Florida18
Wisdom from these guys? How refreshing. Maybe they could teach some enlightenment classes...
qs7rzmffpp5772
Genetic fallacy
MarcMorg
Jay & Bob is great shit. Such great movies. Fuckin' dumb as hell but so entertaining.
Sleepingpanda1260
Howmuchistoomuchspam
Snoogins
Sm9yCg
Pro-Choice IS THE ONLY Pro-*Life*. Every thing else is murder
zonide
BUT OUR FUCKING BOOK CLUB THOUGH!!!!!
HushP
*person* - a persons body is their own business
AlwaysInTheshadows
It just really eeks me the same people that are stripping women of their rights also lose thier fucking shit over wearing mask.
theduckening
Pro or against, as a man, my opinion doesn't really matter. But if it's going to be done, I'd rather it be done safely than in a garage
TheElusiveEnchilada
Absolutely right, my man.
Scuzzellbutt
Back in the day, sometimes women would get pregnant in a doctors office and get an abortion in a garage. Shoulda been the other way around.
tirpider
Since a lot of men are forcing their shitty opinions, it's kinda important for the men with a better opinion to speak the fuck up.
FigetaBoutitBurger
billybobbaggybottom
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vYIF1ntrCA
tommyInsano
That's some fucked up context.
navagon
You can have whatever opinion you want. But at the end of the day if it's not your body it's not your business.
itstheendoftheworldasweknowitandifeelfine
Fuck yeah.
flyinghamstick
Back to the future: "We'll have flying cars by 2015." In reality we're all sitting around arguing about something that shouldn't be an issue
FeltShardBurrito
Like Starlink charging $25 extra for the roaming feature. Who the fuck cares?! It’s only $25 for dope-ass space-Internet in your RV!
OrC23
Everyone leaves out the rest. While funny, people are literally saying it today. "So why are you here?" "To pick up chicks. Where else are 1
OrC23
You gonna find loose women who like to fuck?"
MarlenaWatches
I've got news for you; it's ok to like sex. Even if you have a vagina!
OrC23
I never said it wasn't.
MarlenaWatches
The way you presented Jay's quote had implications. Jay was crass, but the line was meant to normalize sexual liberty, not criticize it.
OrC23
Fair point. I've just seen a lot of women lately responding to that with "now is not the time." No shaming meant.
nonickname23
YoureWaifuAShit
funny how they go from catcalling to womens' lib
WaffleBrat
Yeah thats... weird
Zoroasterisk
Kevin Smith's movies kind of grew up with him, Jay and Bob especially
Sleepingpanda1260
nonickname23
ThaWhiteRanger
Jason?
nonickname23
Yup.
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zerozolo
Don't see how that affects this. They're calling out BS for being BS.
FreshNews247
Thanks zero.
palmo
They're spamming their bullshit on every front page post. Look at their comment history, it's fucking horrific.
galapas
besttom
Such a GFM.
oopski3
Ur a fucking asshole.
crimpitdown9001
I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!
armat33sea
Hey get back here!
Chakra5
SHHLRRRRpSlpSlpSlpSlp!
ifteguy2
I'm gonna put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys I go down on now!
thedudeman519
CHEWBACCA
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
WHAT A WOOKIE
elbowdeepinadictator
*random chewbacca noises*
LoganCreed42
Been looking for one of these for a while
bladderinfection
FlashHardwood
Hey, get back here!
Scuzzellbutt
but that's how I avoid having an abortion
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
mamapants
Fun fact, my husband yells this at me when I go run errands, and no one ever gets the joke. They just stare at him in horror while I chuckle
RobertBochikJr
BaloneyBob
timmmmmmay
Did he just say making fuck?
AladdinSarsippiusSulemanagicJacksontheThird
The character is...Russian? Slavic? I can't remember exactly but yeah he says 'making fuck,' it's from his song, "Berserker"
timmmmmmay
I was quoting the movie, doesnt the chick say that right after he does? Skrellnick!
MrHappySmiles
37!?
UncleBuckFutter
In a row?
tommyInsano
No! Well, I mean, I hope not!
ThesePipesAreClean
enjoy this then….
orangebunnies
Oh my wholesome memories of Avatar, what have you done?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
This is brilliant!
Jophisaurus
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Misteree8
As much as i like his stuff, clerks 1 and chasing amy did not age well.
badgerwedontneednostinkingbadgers
He’s admitted as much himself, but in fairness most movies from that time haven’t aged well
Nykidemus
Clerks has aged pretty well.
Misteree8
The joke about shaming someone for their past sex history? But aside from that i liked the rest.
Nykidemus
It's not really about that though, it's about how Randal is a dick for doing that. Not all women bring you lasagna man.
Misteree8
Its one and the same. the joke and the character are both a hypocrisy of sex relations on females vs. Males.
tommyInsano
Randall was like the Antagonist in that movie. On the outside you would think the two stoner fucks, but no, it was Randall.
BunnyBeard
I am against abortion but I also realize that is based on personal belief & don’t feel the need to impose that on other people…
justanotherimgurianbidenhistime
hoehandleharry20500
And THAT'S exactly what most people think.
Rignak
Everyone against abortion has never been put in a situation where they might need one.
Velv3tThunder
I don't think anyone is arguing that the act of abortion is a GOOD thing. The point is, it's a necessary thing sometimes, and NEVER 1/
Velv3tThunder
is it the business of anyone but the person it's happening to.
TheRockDude
also the fact that abortion bans don't really decrease the number of abortions but DO increase the number of pregnancy deaths...
Xandelle
Most people are against having abortions. No one WANTS an abortion or decides willy nilly to get one just because.
rowanmc
"Choose life" has a very important first word. Glad you're okay if others choose differently from you.
Willowknowsall
Yes this is what pro choice is, you can have all the personal beliefs you want, and all others the same freedom
Plamf
This is how I feel, I also don't like how the minority cases are presented as positive while there is no mention of frivolous use of it
IHateApostrophes
You just defined pro choice.
SebastianCrab
My choice to not abort has no empirical evidence, it's a belief I hold based off philosophical assumptions. I cannot impose that on others.
cannotbeleftblank
You can be pro-choice and still be against abortion. I believe abortion for the sake of an "inconvenience" is an awful thing but its not bdy
Fishkeeper
If you don't like abortion, but believe that no one has the right to demand that someone else stay pregnant, that's called being pro-choice.
AawesomeAardvaark
Exactly, does anyone like abortion?
khety1890
Antinatalists
Fishkeeper
Probably one person, somewhere, since there's so many people to have opinions. But that doesn't really count for much. You can find one
Fishkeeper
person to like or agree with /anything/, up to and including being hit with a cactus for no particular reason.
HasteTheFool
Paige no!
AawesomeAardvaark
I actually like being poked by cacti and thorns, so it's odd that you used that as an example.
BunnyBeard
…that’s why I would much rather invest in care for mom & child after birth in the hopes that people don’t fell they have to chose abortion…
BunnyBeard
…just to have a life of their own. Because right now we aren’t really providing people with go alternatives to abortion.
ultradongle
My wife and I have both talked at length about how we would never abort a pregnancy we would have. We both support anyone who would.
Sleepingpanda1260
BunnyBeard
FetteredJuvenescence
I support you in that, but I think you'll find the goal is impossible. Not enough people like or want children to achieve it.
legalizegillyweed
You had me until “just to have a life of their own” please make sure you understand there are far more reasons that women have abortions.
BunnyBeard
I’m working with 140 characters her and was already on my second post. I can’t cover everything
legalizegillyweed
Right it’s just that unfortunately that’s a huge part of the fight we have to explain that’s not why we want the option available
SomethingAboutWookies
MyleKeville
For the record that is what pro choice means.
iamthecomet
Yup
DaisyWarrior
You don't want it; I want it, ergo no one will force you to do it and every doctor I talk to will say "yeah I can do that for ya". Done.
heythereokaywow
So like everyone sane and rational. You know, the majority.
blainetog
The thing that most pisses me off about pro-lifers is the hypocrisy. They don't support programs that would help children and mothers.
adrianontherocks
As others have said, sounds like you are pro-choice if you won’t impose your personal beliefs on someone else.
monikir
you can be pro choice and against abortion, world's a wild place man
Chakra5
Also, healthcare, family planning, contraception & sex ed all help achieve fewer abortions. NO one WANTS to end a pregnancy like that. 1/2
Chakra5
if only we could get folks to see how much they are being manipulated by the grossly disingenuous. 2/2
BiggestofBears
The propaganda people fall for. Pro-choice doesn't mean we're pro-abortion... It means that's it's a personal choice and no one else should
BiggestofBears
Be making that choice for you. It's your individual right to choose to carry through pregnancy.
LoudBirb
Don't discount the mothers who just don't want to take that baseline 1/4,000 (in US) chance they straight-up *die*. Especially if they...
LoudBirb
Have a condition or medical history that increases that chance further.
wetplanties
Odds are worse if POC, poor, or in a “red” state: https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/maternal-mortality-rate-by-state
LoudBirb
YUP
iamthecomet
It sounds like what you're saying is that abortion isn't for you but you support it for others. That is pro-choice.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
BunnyBeard
Understood, I just wish all the people that claim to be pro-life actually tried to help people.
stupidfuntime
I don't think anyone likes abortions in and of themselves. They're traumatic af for the person having it and I assume are only gone through