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DisturbedAsFuck
Second dude is Master Roshi O.o
CeeJayTea
The telescope guy... Wow...
byllman
You young people will never be as cool as banana-wolverine, so you can give up trying.
TheJDizzle
Telescope guy is awesome. How many kids, hell how many adults have looked and saw something new, and gone home with a spark to learn?
LivingInYourIntestines
How awesome some old people are is basically the reason I'm seriously considering geriatrics.
TheRealDurdan
Do it! The world needs more people like you!
gammaraycharles
The OG wolf pack http://imgur.com/rGEQKyX
MetalJesus
OG = Original Granny
totallyrealname
Second to last one is shopped.
Wherewasthelastplaceyousawit
poorly. I think the head is shopped on the body, then the whole thing is shopped on the background.
CultofCedar
It's okay my dad is like sixty or something and he's jacked almost as much as that. He runs marathons and works out while I sit here
BergerMan
2nd to last is the old dude with a mohawk, not the ripped old guy in the second pic
ghostestwiththemostest
I swear his face looks just like the old man from the Pixar shorts
totallyrealname
I actually thought it was CG at first as well, looks a lot like it.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Got a Christmas card from my grandmother today. All it said was "Survived the heart attack. Got married again. Love you." Thanks grandma.
Flyndaran
Bad news: She was wrong and didn't survive. Good news: zombies can find love too.
guenwyver
We already knew that. There was a movie
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Turns out she isn't married at all, didn't have a heart attack and only sent that out to fuck with people.
wildgoosespeeder
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
MAIDEN
pinkfuzzybunny
I once set up my telescope at a local park to show people the partial solar eclipse a few weeks ago. The police told me to GTFO
sms001
wtf? Where? Why?
DannyJC13
That's Halo: Combat Evolved, not Halo 2.
jakefr0mstatefarm
The last one bruh ....
BigTruckRegularPenis
bruuh...
routelg
FacemanPeck
http://media.giphy.com/media/58XEmLp2v1BJu/giphy.gif
HomelessToddler
Are we sure that guy doesn't just have dementia?
SadisticTea
#2 http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Master-Roshi-Powers-Up-Uses-The-Kamehameha-Attack-On-Dragon-Ball.gif
ngc7293
That's Halo 1...
appaismyspiritanimal
And it's a screenshot of an imgur post.
elysiumstarz
+1 for all of these, but especially +1 for FIXING IT
moxymox
#5 ... economy, politics and upbringing excepted, of course.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
That one always annoys me. Something powerful and meaningful about love and committment. Nope, condescending to the current generation
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Whoops, there was supposed to be a question mark in there. I backspaced and wasn't really paying attention
Declanisadog
#9 may be the classiest wedding ever
Galdornae
I think that's Bill Murray in a dress
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Nobody needs a "classy" wedding. Everybody needs a "everybody getting shitfaced with Grandma" kind of wedding.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Reception?
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
most certainly?
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
Unless it's the after party
quietlysinister
I actually said "Classy..." when I scrolled to it.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
haha, same
thatsmypurse
Yes, beer pong at a wedding. Lovely.
popculturella
FlyingTigerRose
Saw Jupiter thanks to a sweet gentleman just like this on Decatur Street in New Orleans years ago. One of my favorite moments.
TheRealDurdan
Science is awesome, anyone can come to my lab to have a look at me neuroscience if they want...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Well go buy a telescope, no one's stopping you.
StarrryNight
I think it's awesome. Mildly saddened at the need to write free at the bottom? It's sad we have such a "what's the catch" mentality.
TheBairdBus
That's Halo: CE. Fucking casuals.
zcman91
I can only hope Im half as cool as this when im old.
ArcaneM37
I love how in #10 he has a changeable sign for what he's looking at... like he clearly does this often.
srv4412
this guy is awesome ! Good for him for sharing his hobby !
monkeymuffins
I wonder why he didn't include the "at" on the original sign fixture...
BurningBuilding
I'd point it at the sun and trick people into looking in it
Lekkanaai
This is an endoscope. Come and take a look at Uranus for free
CriticalStag
Is it taken in Port Angeles, WA? There's a cool guy with a telescope there too.
neverassumenormality
This guy and my would get along very well... my dad has done this before...
Noirbert
And on a bad day, he'll just show you Uranus.
jaysong
Haha
CFC44
*Hisanus
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Or the sun.
Occasionallyscreams
Oh BURRRN
itsamazing
actually this is a thing, I know a lot of amateur astronomers who do this on a regular basis, set up in a carpark and invite people to view
fundipsundrip
i need people like this in my life <3
mynameisjonnyhowareyou
I saw a guy in Sydney do this with a solar telescope pointed at the sun. It was awesome! Long queue with me and a load of kids :P
mynameisjonnyhowareyou
I saw a guy in Sydney do this with a solar telescope pointed at the sun. It was awesome! Long queue with me and a load of kids :P
kidsencyclopedia
My dad would be that guy if my mom wasn't such a bitch.
twfeline
I know a guy who has a 10", but he never uses it. He sometimes gets his 3" refractor out, since it's easier to set up.
twfeline
Whenever Mars is in opposition, I nudge him to get the big one out, but he is too lazy.
twfeline
It doesn't help that as soon as he tried setting it up in his backyard, all his neighbors put bright lights up.
ImgurRuinedMyLife
10//10 would strike up a conversation with that guy and take a look. That telescope is better than the 3" one I have from the 70s
twfeline
Telescopes have come a long way since the '70s.
IPostJAV
The buff guy is a bodybuilder by the name of Andreas Cahling. In case you were wondering.
BigBoyPants73
I was. Thank you very much.
IlValedor
A.K.A. Master Roshi
AnemicBanana
THE GUY WITH THE TELESCOPE IS MY NEIGHBOR AND HE IS SO NICE!!! HE HOSTS SPACE LECTURES FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD IN HIS GARAGE
daltonmy
where do you live!? i love science.
blargedyblargedy
I love old people. They have the best stories, and cookies.
Flyndaran
Too bad so many are racist, sexist, homophobic, made-up, or distorted memories. Reference - my older relatives.
blargedyblargedy
Maybe your older relatives are just shitty people.
KingoPants
You list problems that were problems in America an assume Elders around the world are the same.
myusualname
I don't think wolverine banana is that old
yourbassist
Looks like Alan Tudyk
TheRicM
His bones are made of Granpamantium
citizentrain
That's the healing factor at work.
mariemcd
Thanks for that
BigJu
Bananalverine
quietrage
Agreed. Also, his costume makes it look as if he's dropped a load.
SexSponge
Nah, they're just his massive testicles...
isildur
*Loganana. He has an accelerated peeling factor.
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
If this counts as a nested comment, then nested comment of the day. Nay, the week.
jetgravy
That is clearly Halo CE, not Halo 2. Fucking Noob
pookieeatworld
Took me a minute to figure out what you meant by CE, but I got it. Thank you for this...
MulliganStew
Someone had to say it. Fucking casuals
TheDeadlyMango
Thank you
lowesdriver1990
Im not alone.
vmvash
I'm glad I wasn't the only one bothered by this.
jagerben47
dude lets get this guy and have a 4-person match on Blood Gultch
theonyxranger
Fuckin' all over that shit. Let's go.
NukeJarrington
Is that second one technoviking's dad?
sorrycannotbraintoday
similar, first thought was "holy fuck, technoviking aged fantastically"
atmospheric
I was looking for this comment
Salamence
Master roshi
FvcktangularBondulance
He is clearly on tons of roids. Sorry for being that guy, but... yeah.
darxide
Seriously thought the same.
allaboards
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
justahumanonline
i used that in a philosophy class paper earlier this semester. +1 for you
Wulfgang77
Ha, I'm not the only one decently versed in poetic literature. But seriously this is great.
ImFrank
Was toying with the idea of getting that first sentence tattooed down my thigh...Still thinking about it.
graspee
Can't anyone love a poem or quote these days without having it permanently inked on themselves? Are you afraid you'll forget it?
Nutinbutbootson
I love the whole sentence. My first thought was that it would be a beautiful tattoo.
NierielEruwaedhiel24
I just re-watched "Back to School" this is relevant.
dagru
Just had to have my 18 year old cat put down. That quote went through my head as they gave her the injection and i cried.
ziggrrauglurr
Ouch. Yo have my condolences.
Sacurason
"Fly, envious time, til thy run out thy race..."
PoliticalLava
you missed the middle line: Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
JakeCroston
my favorite poem ever. Thank you.
untraceabledildo
What poem is it out of curiosity
JakeCroston
http://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/do-not-go-gentle-good-night
untraceabledildo
Thank you. That's beautiful, if you like that you might like Shane Koyczan, spoken word poet. He has some pretty good stuff
untraceabledildo
I'll send you my favourite if you would like
JakeCroston
please do! :D
BermondseyRising
Just that first line and cause tears to come to my eyes. What a glorious poem.
effervescentkitty
I love that they used this poem in Interstellar.
TheCowMove
Me too! Me and my friend are in an AP English class and we analyzed this poem, and when they started saying it we freaked out together haha
lalalabee
Its also used in the Matched series, the entiretyof Interstellar was awesome.
NoiceSmart
That movie was so excellent.
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wolfpackpgh
Or read Divergent
Tofubanditten
Or maybe they just saw Interstellar recently?
FisterRobot0
Was it in Interstellar? I must have missed it one of the 43,000 times Michael Caine repeated it.
Link02
Maybe some of us saw Dangerous Minds in the 90s.
bancodespanko
My darling my hamburger
Voidjumper
There are actual shitfaces who think that line originated from Interstellar and not a poem.
PUPPIESARESOCUTEILOVETHEMSOMUCH
How does not knowing where a quote originates from make a person a shitface..?
Voidjumper
Shitface was the wrong word. Ignorant is what I meant.
MinisterKai
.... how? Even if you never heard the poem before, a) I'm 95% certain the characters MENTIONED the source, and b) it was very clear (1/2)
Voidjumper
People are seriously dumb. Some think the Earth is 2014 years old. Never doubt human stupidity, even in an ear of instant information.
MinisterKai
he was quoting a line when he said it.(2/2)
mariemcd
We're not dead yet. Remember - we old folks were once young folks like you. Just because we age, does not mean we have to GET OLD.
backtobackpanicattack
Rock on.
artisviolent
Best comment I've seen in a long time
DigitalPimpAtWork
I won't say I can't wait but I'm certainly looking forward to seeing the 90s generation become grandpas and grandmas, we're gonna be cool as
Zaranthan
You don't stop having fun when you get old. You get old when you stop having fun.
NotDeadYet
My user name is relevant!
mariemcd
Yes it is. Be careful you are not hit over the head.
itsGood4you
Does it make a difference if we live until older age or does the taste for living simply never come back again?
indigoleopard
"The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age."
indigoleopard
-Sakata Gintoki
mariemcd
100% agree with this. Never ever give up the wonder.
FunCinnabun
When I leave this world I intend to go out the way I came in. Kicking and screaming. -someone i forgot the name of
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
Getting older is a reward for having lived a good life thus far.
Namotatop
i am actually looking forward to becoming really old
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I fucking love working with oldsters, and most of them like me too. Even the mean, nasty, not all there ones.
tooncake
There was this saying "We only grow old, but it is your choice when to be mature and not."
EverSoSlightly
Well, still, there is a correlation...
mariemcd
Age is an attitude - and many of us have plenty of both.
Flyndaran
Did you read that bullshit on a kitten poster? Every now old person I know was very different 30 years ago. Change happens.
mariemcd
Every is a very big word. Generalizations are never accurate. And you sound like an angry young child. You too will get old.
thebeginningoftomorrow
"If I refuse to grow old I can stay young 'til I die."
mariemcd
ABSOLUTELY
Evoslip
Just fragile...
mariemcd
http://article.wn.com/view/2012/11/16/Russian_grandma_kills_wolf_with_axe/
mariemcd
http://memecrunch.com/meme/4E1J5/tough-grandma
PraiseJeebus
Sometimes it's really hard to imagine someone having been young, because you've always known them as old people. So they just get the (1/?)
PraiseJeebus
"old people" label and treat them like they are. My grandmother and I recently had a long talk about her youth (when she was my age) (2/?)
PraiseJeebus
and it really opened my eyes to the fact that her old age doesn't define her personality and stuff. Never thought about old people (3/?)
PraiseJeebus
like that before. So, yay for old people! (4/4)
mariemcd
And Yay right back at you. Scary to think that in the not too distant future - you will be us.
PraiseJeebus
It's terrifying, but I always kinda hope there's some sort of secret to achieving happiness in getting older.
mariemcd
Yup-forgive yourself for the errors of yesterday-go forth and make the best of today, & do something nice for somewhile wile you're at it..
PraiseJeebus
Thank you for the wisdom, sensei.
graspee
That or an oxycontin prescription.
graspee
If you're lucky
ramoh
- Jennifer, 35
ILove6Flags
Hahahahhhahaahahaha
mariemcd
Marie 61
lanallaby
you GO GURL
ImFrank
Nice.
shaffeybaby
props. my 60 year old mom still doesn't get imgur even though I've been on it for years & I explain it in full detail multiple times to her
grichen93
Yo go, Marie!
mayodash
Awesome!
itsamazing
61 isn't old, you young whipper snapper
Oooldfart
I'm 71. Am I the oldest one here?
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
"Old fart". Can you be my granpa ?
Oooldfart
Only if you promise never to give me an ugly sweater.
mariemcd
I hope not. Stay healthy my friend.
Oooldfart
Trying to. Just got back from the gym. And the bar.
azurepenguin
Do you wanna be my granddad or grandma? - I run out of grandpeople in my family.
mariemcd
Sure I can be your Grandma
azurepenguin
Awesome! Can you teach me a classic recipe that will impress girls? (sorry I don't know how to be a proper grandson)
mariemcd
You know - the girls would be pretty impressed if you invited them over to teach you how to cook.
azurepenguin
This is an awesome plan. However, I'm afraid most people today would teach me how to make supermarket ramen :(
mariemcd
desert or main course
azurepenguin
I'm a savory kind of person, so let's play to my strengths and go with a nice main course