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ohHiMark2000
Well said Dave, well said.
TurtBurglar
Why would you have to at all?
cainoh
It doesn't matter greatly (at all), but I wonder what was his bit leading up to this quote?
IndigoR
Just like I respect someone's decision to be what ever gender they want respect my right to be an asshole.. goes both ways
banebane123
Smart man
ZebraZealot
Yes.
spokejesse
Wot in inspiration
casualnihilist
Its a paradox. You exist through the image of others. Maybe not all others (depending on your view), but some for sure
CatIsFineToo
I don't give a shit what others think of me. Their images are theirs, not mine, and have nothing to do with me unless I want them to.
meeperton
imgur, i get it, you want validation to be assholes and circle jerk about it together,
Kierbear2g
I mean, I'll call you the name you ask to be called, because I'm an asshole if I don't. This goes so far as including pronouns, horrifyingly
hypnokrote
If your image includes vaping, then thats okay but I really don't wanna hear about nor do I want clouds of fruity nonsense blown in my face
mineovermatter
But you liked it last night...or were you just telling me that?
MORExSC2
Source anyone?
JLPDayton72
That man held the door for me at Starbucks here in Dayton.....it was a good day :)
Theforgottenartoffuckey
smithdogg22
smithdogg22
Katalack123
Oh
OuroborosX
The answer is to the extent to which you want to be a part of my life. Very simple. And vice versa.
smithdogg22
secretoaster
Just because, me, David Chappelle is in police uniform, does not make me a police officer.
Yetiphobia
"And you, ma'am, are not a whore. But you ARE wearing a whore's uniform."
TobascoPanda
CornOnThePabs
People's reaction when you don't want to participate in their self-image:
Chewbaccabra
I think he needs help...
DeStock
I NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY!
MrRandom314159
BUT I WANNA BE THE BEST SERIAL KILLER IN HISTORY! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!
Bluedrift
...like a bitch
iHveNoCleverName
That was the funniest sketch ever!!! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
CurrentlyHuman
No
ShowMeWhatYouGotGoodJob
FUCK YO COUCH YOU RICH MUTHAFUCKA!
PerpetuallyPerplexedPlatypus
They fuck your couch?
Jz777
Looks more like the couch is fucking him...
peridotstar
Thus another fetish was born on Imgur xD
JamonDefee
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
mentallychallengeaccepted
I don't remember doing that.
Rumpelstiltskinner
Yes I remember stomping on Charlie Murphys couch.
mentallychallengeaccepted
What did the five fingers say to the face?
Oteneo
Every man has the right to believe that his wife is pretty and his children are intelligent.
Pullout69
And I have to right to bust a gut when I see them.
thotsandprers
the same way others have the right to find them not pretty and not intelligent
canonlyturnright
Mine? Used to be. Will never be.
degenerator
What about the man that married OP's mom?
Sirtopumhat
OP has a right to believe we are joking when we say he is a bundle of sticks.
Soylencer
They should move to Lake Wobegon
WhatzitTooya
"You read that Stacy? You think that extends to imaginary Wifes? Yeah me too. I love you too, honey!"
insongwhang
I think my kid is pretty average.
PirateBot
Every lubber has th' right t' believe that his lady be pretty and his little sandcrabs be intelligent.
ButtBeadBandit
Did you just assume my marital status?
RyanMcParty
Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one, but mine is inherently better to me.
Spiralhaze
And it is not polite to shove it in someones face.
TheyreGoodDogsBront
I dunno, I'm pretty partial to yours.
RyanMcParty
Aww, thanks!
Lickycat
+1 for taking my joke
TheSwedishCryptid
Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one, but yours stink.
CatIsFineToo
Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one, but yours is full of shit.
thunder2132
And nobody wants to hear it in public.
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DeathByUngaBunga
Azerai
K
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Gaaaaaaaay or straight, I don't know you
Azerai
Can be either, butt stuff is good stuff
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Which is why I said or straight, because I don't know them
Bacxaber
Is he gay or European?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Same thing right?
milad666
I like how all Imgur agrees with this, and the first person to say they won't call a man a woman is downvoted.
IndigoR
Imgurians can be quite flippy floppy
NotWelcomehere
OR and stay with me here, this is a place occupied by individuals of various political leanings and not a homogeneous mass.
waitwasthatreal
Exactly. Nobody cares what you think of yourself, but people don't want to be forced to agree with you.
only90skidswillgetthis
If you know someone prefers to be called she and you refer to them by he anyway, you're allowed to be - but you're an asshole.
milad666
I don't tell the schizophrenic that the radio is really talking to them. A mental disorder is a mental disorder regardless of protests.
Yetiphobia
So I'm an asshole for not ceding reality to a fantasist?
Haschpuppet
Why am i being an asshole by refusing to be forced to play along in this imaginary game?
PoopFrosting
do you remind adopted kids that their alleged "parents" aren't their real parents too?
milad666
If the child thinks he is a dinosaur I don't tell him his parents where pterodactyls.
Sassmachine
And you're still participating in the construction of their image by referring to them as "he." Might as well as call them by what they
Sassmachine
prefer to be identified as then.
waitwasthatreal
It does carry legal repercussions though some places.
BluBoxx
If you're in a legal contractual relationship (like you're their boss) it does... Not if you're just an everyday asshole
only90skidswillgetthis
Like what?
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Being corrected by an average citizen. That's what the conservatives call losing their free speech.
Josak
Proof please.
JamBarn
http://www.snopes.com/transgender-pronouns-fine-nyc
JamBarn
http://www.snopes.com/transgender-pronouns-fine-nyc
IronicUsername
It doesn't, that's just fear-mongering bullshit people use to justify hating something that has no effect on their lives.
waitwasthatreal
and it doesn't mean you hate them. You just don't agree with their few of themself.
JamBarn
No, it does. http://www.snopes.com/transgender-pronouns-fine-nyc
waitwasthatreal
Yes it does, NYC, intentional failure to use someone's preferred pronoun can be Penalized with a fine up to 125,000 dollars.
judgemasterven
Because, per the law, intentionally doing so is considered discrimination. Discrimination always carries consequences.
mizmoose
To the extent of being polite and respectful. You don't have to like how they are. You just don't need to be an ass about it, too.
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aGrumpyPotato
Nice strawblueberry you got there.
Inmate45
I have one trans acquaintance. They were shit before they transitioned, and they stayed a fuckhead. IDon't respect her, but call them 'her'
Nuanra
Exactly. I think Caitlin Jenner is a disgusting human being but I won't call her Bruce.
basira
Sometimes you have to be an ass to give a reality check to people.
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
The problem is walking the line where your self identity doesn't mesh with my self identity.
MrsRodriguez
I can be however I want !
SlyFox73
Well that's the pot calling kettle black.
lazygrinder
So learn the pronouns?
theyar
So read the image?
someguyonthissite
if you have to learn how to say "he", "she" or "they", i don't know what to say.
lazygrinder
Its a joke moron
SocialPriapism
You have every right to be an asshole about it and it's not a crime.
mizmoose
You have the right to be an asshole. If you do that, guess what? You're an asshole. You don't NEED to be an asshole.
Sittingaroundwitholdpeople
The person didn't say you don't have the right. He just stated don't be an ass. Which I think is just common decency.
smaug777000
In Canada, it is a crime
JohnnyTitelips
You don't have to be polite or respectful, either. I don't have to be nice. Watch: go fuck yourself with an unpruned cactus. See?
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Sure, you don't "have to" not be a cunt, but you should.
JohnnyTitelips
Why?
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
Should? Why?
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
As in "should [not be a cunt]" lol I realised that wasn't very clear after I posted it, sorry.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
The fact that he has to ask the question makes me think he's to much of a prick to understand that very simple answer.
HeWhoPours
Where you're missing the joke: there are people that want to be identified as wolves or squirrels or alien beings. This used to be 1/
HeWhoPours
3** missed an "is" before "being"
HeWhoPours
2/ something that could be joked about. Now thinking it is highly abnormal being interpreted by some as being some kind of bigot.
someguyonthissite
it's not, though.
Yetiphobia
He made a commonsense observation, and you reply with the sentiments of a social justice kitten: "I will not enact the labor to explain."
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Are you saying Chappelle was making a common-sense observation or @mizmoose was? Because the latter has far more truth to it than the former
Yetiphobia
Chappelle. It's an extremely common sentiment, one which springs from facts that are true on their face.
johnvictor
I'm for LGTB rights, but I don't really get nor support transexuals. It's their right but dunno if they're doing what is healthy for them.
johnvictor
Guess if you're not 100% on board with something you're still wrong. Everyday I question calling myself a liberal if that's how it is.
mizmoose
Wait, you're for LGBT rights but you don't support transgender people? What do you think the T stands for? TACOS?!
johnvictor
1 I don't rightfully understand the transgender mindset or the desire to so drastically alter their body. I don't know if it's healthy to
johnvictor
2 do this with such little information about it and success. As such, I'm not supporting of that. But you know what? I believe in people
johnvictor
5 be able to do what they want with their body and have unwanted pregnancy to abort it. I do not like abortions though, personally, but it
johnvictor
not be treated as second class citizens, demonized, or despised because of it. It's like with being pro-choice, I believe a person should
johnvictor
6 not my right to tell them what they can or cannot do with their own bodies. That's the same feeling I have with TG people.
johnvictor
3 being free to do that to themselves even if I disagree. So I feel they should have the same constitutional rights as everyone else and to
johnvictor
And by the way, you're a douche canoe.
mizmoose
I understand. You need your safe space for bigots. It's ok to admit it.
johnvictor
And you proved me right, it was a complex enough subject you couldn't comprehend it.
johnvictor
As well proving you only want to be right and just. Doubt you read what I said for my stance to know I support their rights still despite 1
johnvictor
And this is why Trump won. I'm a liberal, but because I'm not hard line I'm automatically the enemy. Keep that up and he'll have 2 terms.
johnvictor
Myopic nitwit.
johnvictor
I know this is a difficult concept for you to understand since you have shown to be lacking of complex areas of understanding but I will try
mizmoose
That's great. You just start off by insulting me. Plus, your lack of actual information about transgender people is obvious.
johnvictor
1 And you didn't insult me first? You called me stupid so you already set the tone. As well it is apparent, but thing is with proper info
johnvictor
4 talk politely to someone with information than insulting them first, like you did. Regardless of that, I'm still for them having the same
johnvictor
3 for my ignorance in one of so many social issues we're dealing with as a country. No one can be informed on all of them and it's better
johnvictor
And if this is the tone you took to people you disagreed with during the election you're the problem.
johnvictor
2 my views can be changed. It's just not something I'm all that interested in looking up compared to other things I'm worried. So forgive
johnvictor
6 days in their political beliefs.
johnvictor
5 rights I have because at the end of the day they're still people despite gender. Then again, I guess one has to be all or nothing now a