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Coolmikefromcanada
#9 how i got the highest score in social studies one year
capughe
#6 i don't know who they are
MelodyLightfoot
#6 I have no idea who those two women are.
modis
#16 good on you for getting the decorations off him, but not even on my best day would I fuck around afterwards because the potential for finding out is WAY too high.
oldguyexlurker
#3 And he makes a wonderful Ouroboros.
NothingPrince
Was not big enough
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
#6 a douche and a turd sandwich
backrideup9
Poop and toilet paper.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
HolyShitDudeCalmDown
Most memorable franchise in history?? I have no idea who that dude is. Is this an American thing?
NotLuckyDucky
If it makes you feel better I am an American and thanks to another imgurian I now know that he played in Indiana jones and the goonies. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ke_Huy_Quan
tzahtman
Indiana Jones franchise, which has performed well globally. Well the first three, not sure about the last two.
LandManatee
Someone please explain the sock being stapled.
SingularWit
If I had to guess, the person can't afford new socks and so is forced to staple a hole in the current ones?
LandManatee
Okay, but I could swear there's 3 hands in there.
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
#15 - Poor thing! The leaf might have a pointy tip that's stuck in the paw pad. I've removed a few pointly leaves from my puppers' paws...
alpacasaurusrex
#3 he is SO GOOD as OB in Loki. I want a 3rd season cause I wanna see him again.
fr0stbyte124
I'm just happy we got a season two wrapped up cleanly without Disney meddling in it.
alpacasaurusrex
Right?
Rogerwilco1974
#11 What an I looking at?
Vergenbuurg
#3 IIRC, he's an accomplished martial artist and stunt coordinator, so the action sequences came naturally to him. He was most stressed over the "Be kind" scene, as he knew the gravity of that moment, and wanted to deliver the best performance he possibly could. Also, Chunk is his agent.
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drduffer
#28 I so much wanted for him to take out a full set of dentures and confess to being a meth head. Oh well. This is pretty heartwarming anyway.
Kehy
Of just him having his own hairpiece. They could be happy and bald together
CelestialSea
#6 Who are they?
Angrybunny01
I couldn't find child care for my daughter so we've been hanging out. If you can take your kid with you why are you looking for child care?
ThankYouMonica
Might have had to call off work or request telework.
harthram
#2 Seal pup.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
#21 my dad would come home and put his work pants over the railing so the change would fall out of his pocket. He let me keep whatever fell and I’m almost certain he made more change than was necessary (paid with the bigger bill).
icmojo
#6 My friend doesn't know who that is, what an idiot, right?
robnorrisradio
#6 Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Burns and Allen, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Bugs and Daffy, Lemmon and Matthau, Kirk and Spock, Hope and Crosby... By the way, just who the hell are those two girls?
Astramancer
I think they might be
tzahtman
Apparently it is some early TikTok person and their sister. Someone above said it but I've already forgotten their names, which is testimony to how iconic they are.
robnorrisradio
I could go on: Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, Sylvester and Tweetie, Tom and Jerry, Loggins and Messina, Simon and Garfunkel, Tears for Fears, Lennon and McCartney, The Righteous Brothers, The Everly Brothers, The Smothers Brothers, Luke and Leia, Luke and Laura, Bo and Luke Duke...
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
I believe the only reason Arnold didn't run for president is because legally you have to be a natural born US citizen to do so. If Republicans were smarter, they'd have worked to scrap that rule and had a more level headed and respected candidate years ago.
SoberAndBored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awr2YhW3HEE
Gorgrim
The problem is the people at the top of the Republican party hate the idea of helping others. They want to push the idea that poor people deserve to be treated badly, the complete opposite of what Arnold said.
AmZero85
I'm cool with that remaining in the constitution just so Edong Musk is never President.
MarcadeSA
It would require a constitutional amendment so a bit more than just changing a rule, to be fair.
WilliamHuskerAdama
Please, they'd never leave anyone as sensible as Arnold in charge.
RockKickass
That would be my mom or dad, why didn’t you buy a house and get out
ageek3000
In fairness to him, $20k isn't a downpayment on a mortgage almost anywhere.
RockKickass
I assure you it is in the south
ageek3000
Agreed, that's why I used the word "almost".
garpolky
Go far enough south and it's not even a down payment on the year's house insurance.
RockKickass
In Alabama I bought my first home with little money down. I asked for all closing cost from the seller. Fortunately I married someone with good credit and just got mine straightened out. Not everyone will be that lucky unfortunately
garpolky
Far enough south meaning Florida.
Chezoso
#8 what is this?
madjo
A radioactive manhole cover
pookieeatworld
My favorite space story. /gallery/MJTzVgg
MH9009
https://www.snopes.com/articles/464094/manhole-cover-launched-space-by-nuke/
Chezoso
Ok I recall the story now but this is def appreciated context
Midgarmerc
Guardians of the Galaxy 3
dopaminelever
poiuyt7481
Fastest recorded moving object was a manhole cover launched by a nuclear test blast. It was so fast that on a high speed camera it was only there for one frame. I don't remember the exact speed, but people calculate it was traveling fast enough to not only break the gravitational pull of earth but of the entire solar system. So essentially we launched a manhole cover bullet off into space somewhere
Simonator
Exact speed is basically uncalculatable, only one frame of video caught it flying up, but from the film speed and the field of view it was at least 66km/s.
TheHuntedSnark
... You might add that the whole thing being a myth, based on a misunderstanding.
Chezoso
Ah ok I remember this story, and what scene is that from?
ShadeWilson2
The most recent Guardians of the Galaxy I think. That's Adam Warlock.
WoodfolkFae
You are correct.
certainlynotaserialkiller
id love to see the physics simulation of the few milliseconds it spend in the atmosphere, that must be some david/goliath esque physics.
Afewflowers
#3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ke_Huy_Quan
JadeNB1729
Thank you! "Let's all recognize this amazing person who we won't name in case you don't recognize him!"
rshini
largely the reason he quit isn't because he can't get roles, but the roles were awful asian stereotypes
dontblamemeivotedforkotos
Well Data, although adorable, was about as stereotypical Asian kid as they get. In fact, Data basically started the nerdy Asian kid stereotype. Unless someone can think of a nerdy Asian kid that came before him…
rshini
yes but that didn't mean he wanted to keep perpetuating a stereotype especially when he started to become old enough to understand the undertones.
dontblamemeivotedforkotos
Well yeah. It’s why he quit.
derekjohn
What Schwarzenegger was doing in the Republican Party with those sorts of attitudes, I'll never know.
PassionAggressive
It was a different party back then.
ageek3000
Agreed, although it made a lot more sense 20 years ago when most of the party wasn't extremely far right and some of them actually believed in some of the things that Jesus would do. I remember going to see Arnold speak and I actually thought I might vote for a Republican one day (I wasn't eligible to vote when he ran).
GuitaristDom
As a non-American observer, at the time I just figured Arnie was one of those celebs you didn't realise was disappointingly right wing. I mean, he's not exactly a leftist, but his moral compass is so far from where the GOP is that it looks weird in retrospect that he was even a part of that clusterfuck.
lrateyourrig
He ran for the party who'd run him. Also he's rich, so "tax cuts"
CaptSchmidtGaming
Paid for with my Penis
folderolchi
I hope someone makes a weed pen branded Pen 15
MyOwnPrivateOhio
I just voted this to 667 which is so close to 669. Not nice for me but two people from now better notice!
turdswindler9000
Is he a "Scientist"? Or did I miss something? (I'm a little toasted so it's possible)
holyavocadodip
You're the scientist, you dirty bastard!
But yes, he probably does
justasimpleinternetfarmer
lurkilydurkiler
Is, is it up for more? Cause I got some student loans.
vegivamp
I don't have student loans... But I might be up for his penis.
LordofGoats
I don't have student loans but I do have a penis. Hasn't paid for anything, though.
vegivamp
Mmmpenis
lurkerburzerker
am I the only one who wants to know his OF url?
IAmDuckHammer
OF, SchmOF. I'm trying to sell pics of my feet and not even a nibble.
lurkerburzerker
found him - tooturnttony
IMayHaveTimeForThat
Same user on tik tok. Dudes got a massive following
FriskySour
"Following"
Sparrowcide
Oh great, tooturnttony. He did a good thing, but man he's a shitty person
vegivamp
That bad?
Sparrowcide
Honestly the thing I most had an issue with was him faux molesting his birds
whyzocker
It's alright. Basically all the stuff that happens to him randomly in his videos is staged. Random animals he 'rescues'? Probably most planted, like a little duckling that super randomly showed up in his backyard... every other week. Little kid they found that was allegedly missing and proceeded to have beef with that kids parents and went all 'we wanna keep him if you dont want him'? Little kid is actually his cousin and it's all a weird act.
DeathLemons
Do you watch TV or movies and also think they are bad for pretending?
vegivamp
So generic TikTok, units just as unique as all the rest.
Sparrowcide
I mean, he also does/did the whole super creepy sexy tiktoks with his animals
DoctorDudeBruh
He seems super angry about the whole thing.
boomdiddley
Student loans are some bullshit join the club
ourari
I mean... Have you seen (and heard!) his mom?
chiefrunswithscissors
He did just literally kick her door in
aPokal
It's the testosterone spike from providing for his family.
Karilyn
Judging by his mother's reaction, I think this is him giving his mother the middle finger over things she's said in the past, which likely include her giving him shit about working in porn, and wanting to kick him out of our house over it. But I'm guessing both him and his mother have a history of being assholes, as his behavior also seems to be as dickish as he can manage while otherwise doing something nice.
DoctorDudeBruh
I went back and turned the sound on. I agree with you.
Cervidaesigns
It's a bit. If you watch his other SFW videos, his mother is basically Lois from Malcolm in the Middle. He does a lot for ecological conservation (hence the duck) and his family is part of his social media personality.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
I mean the guys has a duck as a pet, you know that he is pretty insane
vegivamp
I gotta say, what stuck me most is that his "first" OF paycheck is over 20k. I mean, he's got the body, but you need a following for that kind of cash.
IMayHaveTimeForThat
As far as i know of him, he got huuuge on tik tok during covid before doing the onlyfans thing.
AlucardsJojoReference
vegivamp
Is any of those her first?
16745
Yep, April.
StillAKidAtHeart
#28 - Men - This is what peak performance looks like. May I get there someday.
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greenmenfrommars
This one is First Dates. Naked Attraction is a very different show.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
fair enough. it's been a while, honestly thought it was NA
justasimpleinternetfarmer
No shit that guys a real dude
maddeninglemon
Maybe I'm just weird but like, "Guy is still attracted to incredibly beautiful woman with one atypical trait" seems like a pretty low bar.
StillAKidAtHeart
It also seemed to be a respectful and understanding type of thing. An encouragement for her to be her and not to ask her to cater to sociality norms because some desire or reason...
madjo
Sadly, she didn’t feel a spark with this guy and never went on a second date with him. And then she got harassed and got online hate over that.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
That’s a bummer that she got harassed online, like ok guys you’re really missing the point of being a fucken decent human being
keyblader1985
You mean you're not supposed to stop being nice the instant things don't go your way?
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Well I mean if you’re not nice to me then fuck you!!
StillAKidAtHeart
Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy too.
keyblader1985
But he was a nice guy, so she owes him!
madjo
I hope this was sarcastic. No one is owed any dates. If there's no click, there's no click.
awesomebiome
That's my philosophy. No click, no dick
keyblader1985
I was hoping I wouldn't have to use the /s, but alas, that's not the world we live in.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
I too am vehemently opposed to the /s, but such aa stance creates trouble OFTEN
madjo
Sadly what you wrote was a large part of the online hate that that woman got because she didn't go on a second date. So that's Poe's Law, right there. I'm glad that you didn't mean it :)
RowanUnderwood
#3 In case you were under a rock and missed it
MotherfuckinGoats
The rock is cozy, but thank you, I appreciate it.
Forobviousreasons
I heard so much hubbub but thought it couldn’t be THAT good. Friends somewhat tied me down and made me watch it. It’s such an amazing movie, I was a fool.
devo27
Persistence is Ke
Thunderchunks
We're so lucky to be alive at a time when cinema technology has advanced far enough to give us a small taste of experiencing what it's like to be Michelle Yeoh.
azgrak
One of those iconic movies that’s now in my annual rewatch list.
Huor
He was so wonderful in that movie, I would have married him.
Septcanmat
He also didn’t disappear as much as you might think - he was working behind the scenes doing stun work for a long time. His credits include the 2000 X-Men movie!
LeftyBigGuns
I’m stunned by this revelation.
Septcanmat
Stunt*
RazTheGiant
I'm so under a rock I still don't know who he is or the "highly recognizable series" he was in
putcleverusernamehere
Indiana Jones
LeftyBigGuns
His name is Ke Huy Quan. He was originally most well known by many people as the character “Short Round” in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Most recently he won an Oscar for “Everything, Everywhere, All at Once”. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0702841/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
RazTheGiant
Since I never watched any of the Indiana Jones movies I suppose that explains it
jerkuleeze
So goooooood!
vanishing
I would also like to submit that he starred in TWO of the most recognizable franchises in history.
moustacheKin
Link is broken for mobile users
alfindel
i.imgur.com/uwxvzKz.jpeg
Vergenbuurg
What if I *was* the rock, rather than under it?
putcleverusernamehere
necroticon
Oh good, you're here too.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
I have 2 young toddlers, I 100000% live under a rock that I put there but they have held on top of me
Spooner1
You should look for opportunities to make that different. They shouldn’t be a burden in your life (yes they are burdensome sometimes) but you should be able to enjoy all of your time with them, even on the rough days. There’s gotta be something for you to help make all of your time with them less “held under a rock”. Good luck and hopefully much love
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Oh no I have an amazing time with them and they are not a burden at all, I just have almost no idea of what’s happening with movies and pop culture nowadays, they’re awesome but a lot of work haha
justasimpleinternetfarmer
That’s what I meant when I said I’m under a rock by them just pop culture
brandoncornwell
It is the rock that you had to carry home because they found it at the beach/park/Walmart parking lot and it was the best rock in the world and they just had to have it, but carrying it was for chumps like you.
Darjanator
And he was great in Loki season 2!
dragonalex
Tbh he was the highlight for me.
Over400
pookieeatworld
dragonalex
No thats... Actually him. He kills it in his role.
PressMyButtonsBaby
CosplayComet
#6 more iconic? I LITERALLY have NO idea who the first couple is. At all.
rbudrick
I thought they were some fuckin Cardassians or some shit.
CosplayComet
They could be, man - I have NO idea.
WorksForTheHutts
The dude at the end with the OF and the duck is more iconic. I've seen that duck lots.
Midgarmerc
Wait it's not the Kardashians?
DJdankkitty
Thought it was the Veronica's lol
TheMostKink
Also, what about SpongeBob and Patrick? Now that's an iconic duo!
dontblamemeivotedforkotos
I thought they were the pop band Tatu from forever ago. All the things you said…all the things you said, running through my head, running though my head.
CosplayComet
Now THEM, I would have recognized.
dontblamemeivotedforkotos
THIS. IS. NOT. ENOUGH!!!
CosplayComet
Moth....er.... looking at me - tell... me.... what do you see?
ToSisPoS
The true irony is this bait not including SpongeBob and Patrick.
whadyameanthatnamestaken
Neither do I. Am I uncool?
TwCl
I don't think they know the definition of the word iconic
scottEkarate
Are they the 2 girls 1 cup girls?
pookieeatworld
Now THAT would be iconic.
skunkaway2000
As it should be...
justasimpleinternetfarmer
I know I think that’s the joke, maybe tatu?
CosplayComet
No, I'd recognize Lena and Julia :P I have no idea who these two are.
IraqiWalker
I like your taste
Northwindlowlander
I thought it might be Daphne and Celeste
realGeorgelucas
Ooh stick you, your momma too!
Rule29
Was honestly like “Who are these two? Some of the kardashians?”
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Obviously not that iconic
TrashCanEnthusiast
Charlie D'Amelio and her sister, they were the first really big "stars" to come out of Tiktok. It's a generational thing, every zoomer ever knows who they are and nobody else does.
ElusiveThing
Didn't recognise them, but the surname rings a bell. One of them dates a hockey player I like.
GlowstickJedi
I appreciate your attempt, but I am still none the wiser. Good day, sir.
ccrushh
pretty sure that's Kendall and Kylie Jenner
NottLogi711
I am zoomer, didn't know who the fuck they were.
Dimestream
I just assumed they were Kardassians or however you spell that
Toqom
Haha, there are no stars on tiktok just marks
Raxenlade
I mean, I'm a zoomer and I didn't know that.
CosplayComet
Oh for reeeeeeal? Today I learned! Thanks!
bardman135
I don't know. I've heard good things about and her sister.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
No.
ageek3000
I read one article on people getting famous from TikTok, so I heard of Charlie there. Then she was on Fallon a couple weeks ago... She seems nice, but what a boring conversation.
SirRichardOfHead
Another thing I learned against my will.
lemdarel
Oh dang, here I was ashamed because I “knew” they were Kardashians.
CosplayComet
I thought that MIGHT be who they were, because I wouldn't recognize any of them if they actually bit me.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Genuinely that's what I thought. Are they really not?
Unclescam
I thought they were the Jenner kids...still Kardashians but worse?not as bad? Still can't figure out what they've done to be considered "iconic"
knoxer0
Yeah, I thought maybe the one on the right was a Kardashian too. Had no idea for the other one.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
Well, continue being ashamed, because that is who it is.
Justsomedude90
Lol same
ccrushh
uhm. that is Kendall and Kylie Jenner (Kardashian family) lol
CecilyBumTrinket
Yeah it's definitely the Jenner dumb dumbs