Apr 30, 2022 12:33 PM
poponthebeezer
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5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
i see quite a lot of these in the jungles of SEA. not sure if same tree ir those trees i see are diseased.
User3rr0r37
Brazilian grapes, they're yummy.
stonebreaker6
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
Shrub nub sounds like yub nub. https://youtu.be/Fag_KmPi-Eg
AfroViking7272
Anju42
It looks like the pervy guy from My Hero Academia just did battle here.
jimmythehat1
Avaunt247
it's a fuckin grape tree! How cool is that
Calicoastin818
Slower you slut
GuaiLoh
Looks like those things Mr Incredible gets shot with in Syndromes base.
ButterflyHeimlich
That tree shouldn't have tried to snoop around.
gulerotmeister
Exactly my thought too
mrshihtzu
stercusmoriturussum
Australia?
snoffler
Brazil
randomzash
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabuticaba
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Layloe
How magnets are harvested
ComoSeIguana
Those look like giant ticks
TheobromineAddict
I've seen these in Hawaii, don't remember the name. Pretty tasty, they get made into jam a lot.
tonchandailvert
What fruit is this?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Jabuticaba
thank you!
tinyfootprints
wtf
just4thelolz
This belongs on Star Trek, not in terrestrian flora.
BlckHwk13
Watch Biggest Little Farm - amazing movie/documentary
notblubber
Jaboticaba, which means "the place where tortoises are found," so it all makes sense.
Kingstad
Those look like massive full ticks
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Juicy tree ticks.
Ascupart
Glad I'm not the only one thought that.
thebadhorse
That fruit is named Jabuticaba here in Brazil. Quite common. Real tasty.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Tell me more
These trees grow on basically any soil, they just need water. There's many a street with 10-20 of these on both sides of the street 1/2
2/2 in pretty much every single small town in Brazil
eightyearplan
https://www.pastemagazine.com/science/superfoods/earthrxthe-amazon-is-not-a-wilderness-its-an-advan/
RuBisCO1
Thx, learned something new today.
Norm2027
Jobu Tupaki?
ufoara
skookumchucker
https://giphy.com/gifs/a24-jamie-lee-curtis-michelle-yeoh-everything-everywhere-all-at-once-t0okbfzkLuOlUQ4Qyz
kamosey
Pretty sure these are used somewhere in the production of Plumbuses.
Elsuave
Mambutiyaba, delicious like sweet cotton.
runner630
Plumbi?
OaksParcel
Lmao I was about to say, this looks like something you'd see on interdimensional cable.
RodgerRodger
stolenmemepolice1
Those are fruit nodes
thedewser
Are these the fleebs or the shleem?
Bergleton
It’s for the hizzards
somethingfunandwitty
Those are the grumbos
Pentacus
I think they're actually used in the manufacturing of the dinglebop
skitman
FweejTheOverseer
TwistedHumor732
InoffensivePablum
Twenty years and I still don’t fucking understand this: https://youtu.be/QYvcHaiYHio
MisanthropicMath
It’s a song called Jabuticaba that sounds like it’s early Barry Manilow (for those who can’t follow the link)
FabulouslyTiti
The video is unavailable, unfortunately.
Weird. Works when I click it.
That is weird indeed, I didn't know youtube did that location-based blocking nonsense. Oh well.
caassapaba
Todo mundo quer jabuticaba, mas ninguém quer plantar jabuticabeiras.
PrincessPuffyPants
Sounds delicious
SpacecouchCowboy
Por que não?
aloharamada
I also want to know, are they a pain in the ass or do they take years to reach maturity and are therefore not very popular with farmers..?
They have a rough time sprouting but once they do they are prettly low maintenance, if you don't mind the 15-20 years they'll take to fruit
If you take real good care of them they might take 7 years to flower, but rarely any less.
Yikes, thank you, that explains it
TheLastSpaceman
Snozzberries
hydrocarbon82
ChunkFromTheGoonies
TestSubject86
I always thought snozz was a reference to a nose and snozzberry was a booger. Turn out it was just penis.
pfunk81
CANDY BARRRRRR
onlyheretoargue
But what do they taste like?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Chicken, just like everyone else.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Sweaty balls.
q2grapple
SnepInTime
oh my
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Snozzberries, of course
terronium12
Littering and...?
VanillaMowgli
Smoking tha reefer. Now me and Officer Rabbit and gonna watch you eat the WHOLE BAG.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO
Kagenical
I know many trees set fruit like this, and yet, I'm perturbed.
someofthebacon
Perturbed… that is a gem I haven’t heard in a while! Well done.
Spaz125
“Many a tree”, do they really?? This is my first and I. Am. Just…. Yes, perturbed. Skeeved out even. Please tell me of these other trees O.o
rvisual01
It looks like they are peeling some sort of infected growth off of the tree's skin. That's why it's so unnerving
pomax
Can you name them? Because this is *absolutely* not how trees set fruit, and jabuticaba is famous for being the only one that does.
Crazyaussiecanadian
It's pretty common in the rainforest. Jaboticaba might be the only cultivated one other that cocoa.
ParallelParkingInABurka
It's definitely not the only one. Cocoa, jackfruit, papaya, durian and some fig varieties are all cauliflory.
nanyatenyaa
You: "You are famously~ wrong, ONLY this ONE thing does this." The Internet: *Lists several others.*
You: "Well, I took issue with the 'many' and then made an absolutist statement when calling someone else out. But don't call ME out."
CrispHorseBeans
Cacao tree?
Good point. Wikipedia has a very short (even if incomplete) list on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflory
Although many grow tiny branches off the trunk first, so jabuticaba is still a rarity amongst the cauliforous trees in not even bothering.
(then again, so is cacao)
It's called Cauliflory. There are a handful of species that do this.
quadraspaz1
Why is it called cauliflory when it's clearly Brusselssproutery? Cauliflowers have one big flower at the top not on the stem like sprouts do
Tmissfrizzle
I dig your style
Most grow tiny branches first, but yes, there are a few cauliforous trees. It's the "many" part that sparked the reply: it's quite rare.
TwoCheese
I personally interpret “many” as more than seven and less than twelve
Facelessl
"one, two, three, many. Many-one, many-two, many-three, many many, many-many-one, many-many-two, many-many-three, many many many" pratchett
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
i see quite a lot of these in the jungles of SEA. not sure if same tree ir those trees i see are diseased.
User3rr0r37
Brazilian grapes, they're yummy.
stonebreaker6
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
Shrub nub sounds like yub nub. https://youtu.be/Fag_KmPi-Eg
AfroViking7272
Anju42
It looks like the pervy guy from My Hero Academia just did battle here.
jimmythehat1
Avaunt247
it's a fuckin grape tree! How cool is that
Calicoastin818
Slower you slut
GuaiLoh
Looks like those things Mr Incredible gets shot with in Syndromes base.
ButterflyHeimlich
That tree shouldn't have tried to snoop around.
gulerotmeister
Exactly my thought too
mrshihtzu
stercusmoriturussum
Australia?
snoffler
Brazil
randomzash
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabuticaba
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Layloe
How magnets are harvested
ComoSeIguana
Those look like giant ticks
TheobromineAddict
I've seen these in Hawaii, don't remember the name. Pretty tasty, they get made into jam a lot.
tonchandailvert
What fruit is this?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Jabuticaba
tonchandailvert
thank you!
tinyfootprints
wtf
just4thelolz
This belongs on Star Trek, not in terrestrian flora.
BlckHwk13
Watch Biggest Little Farm - amazing movie/documentary
notblubber
Jaboticaba, which means "the place where tortoises are found," so it all makes sense.
Kingstad
Those look like massive full ticks
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Juicy tree ticks.
Ascupart
Glad I'm not the only one thought that.
thebadhorse
That fruit is named Jabuticaba here in Brazil. Quite common. Real tasty.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Tell me more
thebadhorse
These trees grow on basically any soil, they just need water. There's many a street with 10-20 of these on both sides of the street 1/2
thebadhorse
2/2 in pretty much every single small town in Brazil
eightyearplan
https://www.pastemagazine.com/science/superfoods/earthrxthe-amazon-is-not-a-wilderness-its-an-advan/
RuBisCO1
Thx, learned something new today.
Norm2027
Jobu Tupaki?
ufoara
skookumchucker
https://giphy.com/gifs/a24-jamie-lee-curtis-michelle-yeoh-everything-everywhere-all-at-once-t0okbfzkLuOlUQ4Qyz
kamosey
Pretty sure these are used somewhere in the production of Plumbuses.
Elsuave
Mambutiyaba, delicious like sweet cotton.
runner630
Plumbi?
OaksParcel
Lmao I was about to say, this looks like something you'd see on interdimensional cable.
RodgerRodger
stolenmemepolice1
Those are fruit nodes
thedewser
Are these the fleebs or the shleem?
Bergleton
It’s for the hizzards
somethingfunandwitty
Those are the grumbos
Pentacus
I think they're actually used in the manufacturing of the dinglebop
skitman
FweejTheOverseer
TwistedHumor732
InoffensivePablum
Twenty years and I still don’t fucking understand this: https://youtu.be/QYvcHaiYHio
MisanthropicMath
It’s a song called Jabuticaba that sounds like it’s early Barry Manilow (for those who can’t follow the link)
FabulouslyTiti
The video is unavailable, unfortunately.
InoffensivePablum
Weird. Works when I click it.
FabulouslyTiti
That is weird indeed, I didn't know youtube did that location-based blocking nonsense. Oh well.
caassapaba
Todo mundo quer jabuticaba, mas ninguém quer plantar jabuticabeiras.
PrincessPuffyPants
Sounds delicious
SpacecouchCowboy
Por que não?
aloharamada
I also want to know, are they a pain in the ass or do they take years to reach maturity and are therefore not very popular with farmers..?
caassapaba
They have a rough time sprouting but once they do they are prettly low maintenance, if you don't mind the 15-20 years they'll take to fruit
caassapaba
If you take real good care of them they might take 7 years to flower, but rarely any less.
aloharamada
Yikes, thank you, that explains it
TheLastSpaceman
Snozzberries
hydrocarbon82
ChunkFromTheGoonies
TestSubject86
I always thought snozz was a reference to a nose and snozzberry was a booger. Turn out it was just penis.
pfunk81
CANDY BARRRRRR
onlyheretoargue
But what do they taste like?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Chicken, just like everyone else.
ChunkFromTheGoonies
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Sweaty balls.
q2grapple
SnepInTime
oh my
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Snozzberries, of course
terronium12
Littering and...?
VanillaMowgli
Smoking tha reefer. Now me and Officer Rabbit and gonna watch you eat the WHOLE BAG.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO
Kagenical
I know many trees set fruit like this, and yet, I'm perturbed.
someofthebacon
Perturbed… that is a gem I haven’t heard in a while! Well done.
Spaz125
“Many a tree”, do they really?? This is my first and I. Am. Just…. Yes, perturbed. Skeeved out even. Please tell me of these other trees O.o
rvisual01
It looks like they are peeling some sort of infected growth off of the tree's skin. That's why it's so unnerving
pomax
Can you name them? Because this is *absolutely* not how trees set fruit, and jabuticaba is famous for being the only one that does.
Crazyaussiecanadian
It's pretty common in the rainforest. Jaboticaba might be the only cultivated one other that cocoa.
ParallelParkingInABurka
It's definitely not the only one. Cocoa, jackfruit, papaya, durian and some fig varieties are all cauliflory.
nanyatenyaa
You: "You are famously~ wrong, ONLY this ONE thing does this." The Internet: *Lists several others.*
nanyatenyaa
You: "Well, I took issue with the 'many' and then made an absolutist statement when calling someone else out. But don't call ME out."
CrispHorseBeans
Cacao tree?
pomax
Good point. Wikipedia has a very short (even if incomplete) list on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflory
pomax
Although many grow tiny branches off the trunk first, so jabuticaba is still a rarity amongst the cauliforous trees in not even bothering.
pomax
(then again, so is cacao)
Kagenical
It's called Cauliflory. There are a handful of species that do this.
quadraspaz1
Why is it called cauliflory when it's clearly Brusselssproutery? Cauliflowers have one big flower at the top not on the stem like sprouts do
Tmissfrizzle
I dig your style
pomax
Most grow tiny branches first, but yes, there are a few cauliforous trees. It's the "many" part that sparked the reply: it's quite rare.
TwoCheese
I personally interpret “many” as more than seven and less than twelve
Facelessl
"one, two, three, many. Many-one, many-two, many-three, many many, many-many-one, many-many-two, many-many-three, many many many" pratchett