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Jul 25, 2016 9:44 PM
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NotAPervert
No, they do it for hemoglobin. Watch blade and learn you something
AngeloMonharti
Vampires something something sucking D
30Jonseredi
I don't think about vampires because they're probably the least interesting fictional race there is
Oneirohero
Then they should just drink Sunny-D then, gosh!
ItzMarZz
Milk?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
You know, theres that. But there is also killing you and taking your soul and turning you into a vampire too.
Hopesandmemes
"See mom, it is ok!"
pizzamagica
Vampire : "I'm gonna suck your D, no homo."
StandardDeviant
You don't "get" vitamin d from the sun, your body just needs sunlight to PROCESS vitamin d.
Zlimeshili
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GDF11
Meltskee
bobboss
Why did I read that as 'Vietnam D'
IrradiatedBec
So buy a fucking vitamin supplement during night time!
PwnageHobo
You can get tablets for that
jppeer123
Op:
Dargenium
Human food tastes like literal dog shit to vampire though according to legend.
BendydickWaffleSmack
Heh, you said cock vampire.
Mikey6018
Just drink Sunny-D
moxymox
Is this about me?
Veggisaurus
But blood is life itself. That's why they drink blood.
Geo80
No that's just some myth they propagate to make themselves sound cool.
Jastaxor
try living without blood...
Aimanfire
Legit question, would sunny D be a fair substitute
Ikilluferever
I don't remember Vitamin D healing Dio's wounds.
Fwatair
Vampire hunter D... IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
voluptuousvixen
They make a pill for this now - us day walkers don't need to drink blood.
Rothinator
This is the funniest thing I have read after intermitently reading Imgur all day
ConfusedAxis
So in lieu of slaughtering virgins they could just as well have a glass of milk? What cunts.
Tychodin
You can't metabolize the vitamin unless you expose your skin to uv. Doesn't matter how much milk you drink.
PlatinumProductions
And lose the thrill of lurking in the night for fresh off street dinner? Imagine the outrage if this were to be banned!
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Dat whole milk
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Except for Good Guy Count Chocula.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Dat whole milk
Godric19
But human food makes them vomit!
Sawsomebullshit
Haven't seen very many vampires since we started fortifying milk with Vitamin D?
Romanticist
Oh my gosh you just solved my problem in my comic! Is it okay if I use that idea? (That vamps drink milk.)
DABAFF
I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool
SoothingSlothnShades
Well, virgin blood is usually untainted, so...
Deadpoolio7
If you're having a sandwich, you'd prefer one you know no one had fucked.
Jimmmydickgun
Great reference
wouldbeifbie
Counts*
sixsexsix
TheseArentMyGlasses
Well fucking done.
raidleadergutts
Ah ah ah
T34RG45
Idubbbz
Richardglute
It's ok .. He's Australian..
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
It's what's on the inside that counts, actually. Blood in this case
Cirrhose
BachelorGourmet
Except that vitamin D is produced and stored in the skin, pretty sure.
TheAdventuresofStealy
Produced, yes. Anybody who's had their levels tested can tell you it's present in blood.
skelitor120
To oversimplify it: Vampirism is derived from a medieval myth around Porphyria, a deficiency of radiation/light-sensitive chemicals (1/2)
skelitor120
(2/2) carried to the skin by your blood; It was believed that people with this disease would ingest blood to counteract it.
BachelorGourmet
I know what vampirism is. I read. I play VtM.
skelitor120
I was answering your statement.. normally it would be produced and stored in skin, for vampires it's not.
ThySausagePrince
The skin and blood are connected. How else would it be shuttled throughout the body?
BachelorGourmet
I meant excess, but if I'm incorrect, I'm sorry.
jokexplainer
This just in! Vampires only after you for the D
DamianWinters
It's actually stored in the liver like most vitamins.
Merrak
I bet you're fun at parties.
DamianWinters
I do alright.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
As a (Vit-D deficient) redhead, I find this very interesting.
lellyathemostlygood
I guess if you already suck souls, what difference does it make if you take a little blood?
DEFINITELYnotSauron
Well the ancient greeks did think we were vampires...
HickLife
Demon!
piratequeen
You know in Ancient Greece, it was believed that redheads became vampires after their death.
Subsound
I thought that came with devouring souls...
Nntropy
You have a natural deterrent against vampire attacks. Just eat some daily garlic bread, and you'll practically be immune.
DEFINITELYnotSauron
Ginger people can actually create their own vitamin D
bellaluna
Daily garlic bread.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
"Give us this day our Daily Garlic Bread and protect us from vampires, as we protect those who are also not vampires."
Testing888
Your comment made me laugh harder than anything else I've seen on imgur all night. I wish you all the happiness in the world
andshewillbe
I have the same issue and I'm in the sun for at least an hour a day.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I'm sorry. About the "being in the Sun" bit; that sounds horrible
TheAdventuresofStealy
15 minutes in sunlight will make your skin reach an equilibrium where it's not producing any more. However, most people are unaware (1/2)
TheAdventuresofStealy
it's really only produced when the sun is at a certain angle in the sky. At my latitude (Toronto), the sun doesn't even reach that (2/3)
TheAdventuresofStealy
angle during roughly 4 months of the year. So depending on where you live and when you're outside, even a redhead can have trouble (3/4)
TheAdventuresofStealy
producing adequate amounts of vitamin D. (4/4) (Sorry about the misleading post counts)
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Source?
nothingisfuckeddude
Actually, as a fellow red head, our bodies create their our own vit D so we don't have to go in the sun. Read that somewhere.
nooowhaaaat
So what about Vit -D defficient non-redheads? I'm so pale :(
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
We welcome converts.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
As a biochemist: close but not quite. We do produce vit d, but only if exposed to sunlight. However, I was wrong....(1/2)
Kiore
That is super interesting!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Isn't it? The UV light from the Sun actually causes the precursor of vit d to rearrange into the proper shape.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
....and most other redheads are BETTER at making vit d when exposed to light due to low melanin levels. Maybe I'm just weird?
nothingisfuckeddude
I like you.
SchrodingersGinger
maybe, i dont require sunlight at all, any light will do. Direct sunlight can even be painful without burning on some days :/
SchrodingersGinger
Thats probably because i'm paler than an albino though. Met one, she's darker than me except for my freckles. which is fucking bullshit -_-