ThatsMyHam234
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Add a petty crime or two
Aug 17, 2018 8:18 PM
ThatsMyHam234
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TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Yep. That does it. Imgur is now officially Facebook, complete with 99% posts from Facebook teens.
princeaizen
Hey imgur you dropped your fedora
AndGeo
get that nice guy shit outta here lol
HumorousHumor
I smell something... Beardy... Neckbeardy...
sarabearr
Ulthirm
A ged isn't bad tbh. Atleast they did go back and educate themselves
Seedster5
Incel
Mega10
What does incl mean?
MarlenaWatches
What? No. Just....no.
MouthyGinge
Exactly! Girls should go for porn-addicted milquetoast weirdos living in their moms basement instead.
booboobabybox
Milquetoast
ijust12bcd8d
OMG thanks, there's hope for me! ;)
atigeracouch
This feels very incely
DrunkenMarineBiologist
r/niceguys
Cortezdelanoche
I just found out about that subreddit. It's my favorite.
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Whenever I feel bad about myself, I go on there and I feel much better
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Ah yes. The ever-present mating call of the "nice guy."
ZombieZooZombieZoo
If you look closely, you can see him display his fedora
Americanzeroterms
I see the neckbeard post have made it to imgur
Cortezdelanoche
"Made it back" there. Fixed it for you.
Brocktooon
Dude has a car, must be doing something right! I'm on the bus.
Locolarue
I know, man.
Comet260
I like the bus. Know how much money I save by not having a car?
Brocktooon
Aye, but it makes it hard to take my kids anywhere.
Comet260
Ah. I skipped having kids entirely.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
This post brings all the neckbeards to the yard.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
And they're like, but I'm a nice guy
NoMeatBigfeetIEATWOOD
But I don't have a car
Cortezdelanoche
Let me out the friendszone, and I'll take you far!
Bennings
r/incels
3rdgearlowrpm
I drive a 98 honda and it runs like a clock.
DoktorWyvern
See, there's your problem. It's supposed to run like a vehicle.
Ghost0fDawn
It wont stop going in a circle?
jeeps005
ya but at least hes always on time
Coolspacemarine
This is some r/incel kind of stuff
Cortezdelanoche
Similar to r/niceguys?
Coolspacemarine
Kinda, but worse...
Cortezdelanoche
ah man. It was bad. They took it down.
klj126
Yeah it is.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Ah yes, because this totally happens and there is absolutely no complex reason for why a woman doesn’t choose you.
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
JonRichardsonsDustMop
No trigger control.
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Would you expect someone with poor enough sense to pose for that photo to have good trigger disipline?
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Maybe after he shoots himself in the foot.
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
I'd bet money that it's an airsoft rifle.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
I'm sure, but they still hurt.
iwannabetrailertrash
Girls just wanna have fun... you’ve just gotta work out what ‘fun’ is to each one.
iwannabetrailertrash
For some it’s trips to farmers markets or ikea, for others its cocaine and fighting with ex’s.
MissGrangerIfYoureNasty
And for some... it's both
CommissarFuklaw
Locolarue
dot
DiceyBusiness
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
CommissarFuklaw
Knowledge is power. Guard it well.
CommissarFuklaw
Also, as this is a quote contextually relevant to WH40k, you should not have been downvoted imo.
OldTimeLurkerNowIdolized
pphnx
As a girl, lets make a baby!
1pikachu1
1pikachu1
That's that mc Donald's menu baby
OldTimeLurkerNowIdolized
a mc Donald's menu is as cheap as 3$ in the US?
N0B0TY
Some items are in a "1,2,3" menu list where they cost any one of those amount of dollars.
wombora
do you maybe have 0.5 $ more?
OldTimeLurkerNowIdolized
sadly no
neg0t
i really could use that three fifdy, you know because of that god damn loch ness monster!
AmeliaBeloved
Don't forget the lust for serial killers.
MadMupp
"Ted Bundy must be real big with this sense of humour thing you ladies love so much, Oh Ted, you just kill me"
michonnedisapproves
I do not understand the W H A M E N
youcanthavethisname
Don’t forget the Alamo.
HenryNJessicaPate
Don't forget the shit they'll steal.
DrSmellyfingers
Yea I love me a bad boy
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
They're just so mysterious.
Metopheles
And misunderstood! I can fix him! He just needs love and someone he can talk to.
KrillinLikeAVillan
Oh yeah baby, that life sentence gets me so MOIST.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Yeah and the kill count. If your man ain't got no 2.0 real life kill count he a bitch....or something.
Tlaxxil
Sauroctonus
"I'm a wizard (and that ... fucked up)" I can not tell what the middle word is.
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
I think they tried to say "looks" but put loks instead
Sauroctonus
That makes the most sense.
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
Looks like it's a reference to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1fHmeFW0nw
Gloin15
Literally everybody commenting here.
N0B0TY
False.
MrMcNugget
Including yourself then?
Gloin15
No, just you guys with no game thinking that girls only fuck the bad boys.
monalistic
These kinda girls are a bad choice anyway. So why bother?
Carefuler
Brother, you got that right!
TMP5
sex is helluwa addicting habit.
MadMupp
Indeed, it's like my mate complains about golddiggers, I said but why would you want someone like that? Be thankful they're no your problem
MikeReese9
EXACTLY. YOU DON'T WANT THAT DRAMA. No matter how good she looks.
WKBetafiggit
The guy in question is also a kinda bad choice
360FAPandaBaseballBat
Because (certain) women love a project. They think they can change these men/assholes.
dghammer
Boys/assholes
veryhuman
Because NiceGuys(TM) like to assume all women are like this and shout at girls that don't go out with them.
Gloin15
"She didn't slob the knob after I told her that she looks nice today. What a bitch!"
monalistic
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Because the penis wants to go to his homeland. He does care about Creed, color, or whether a girl is a bad choice. He just wants to go home!
bosskcradossk
Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head
MadMerlyn
calm the fuck down Oedipus.
KrillinLikeAVillan
Those kind of girls seem to be 90% of every available girl out there.
mmurrbles
Well yeah that's why they are single. All the good ones are taken.
theHatredburrito
Sounds like you just have bad taste
EMTMarv
JeffersonSalesrs
or basically, don't let them grow up.
goatamon
Let 'em be normies and successful and such
Sauroctonus
I know some of these words.
Arracor
Incel is shortform for 'involuntary celibate'. Tl;dr angry virgin misogynists. You may know them better as 'nice guys'.
Sauroctonus
Oh, dem.
Comet260
I'm a virgin at 31, yet I place no blame on women. Just my crushing self-doubt and social anxiety. What does that make me?
Arracor
A wizard, as of last year. Isn't that how it works?
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
A normal human being
dumpsterjedi1
But she can change him!
Doumdidoum
My wife changed me though
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Beaty & the beast And 50 Shades have given the completely wrong message about what to do with mentally deficient people.
AureliaVerity
Or he's good for a fuck
becauseurwrong
I suspect this was started by men who pretended to be changed up until they got the sex they wanted then bailed. Then normal shaming 1/2
becauseurwrong
of women finishes it, like she didn't try hard enough or something, instead of acknowledging she got manipulated like a toy/prize. 2/2
ThaWhiteRanger
Shenanigans
diregamer
http://preparedgunowners.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/archer-pistol-whip.gif
Skizzlesnap
Women see men and hope they will change but they never do. Men see women and hope they won’t change but they always do.
dumpsterjedi1
You’re wise, you should teach a disadvantaged Italian kid karate.
Skizzlesnap
ISayShenanigans
And when she does, she'll dump him because he "somehow" became boring!
CaptainBeefcake
If....
VanDammesForeheadCyst
Or he isn't the man she fell in love with anymore.
everythingisayistrue
That is a fallacy. She cannot change him, he has to make the change himself.
Girt
Try telling that to her after she put down scalpel.
upinthebutt
If the dude has three baby mammas, dude probably knows how to talk to women
B99Reactions
trashy women
LowlevelRebel
“Talk”
MrJohnWick
I think it means his pullout game is WWWEEEEEAAAKKKK
Okayokayokok
You a fuckin detective?
alfrappucino
I wonder how he pulled it off. Since clearly he has issues pulling.
Headstereo
and no self control.
quattroformaggix4
Clearly, he can’t use a condom
Israaa
I know a guy that has 5 baby mommas they were all accident kids.
RevolutionOnHerLips
or he has drugs.
SorenAziz
Low standards and a nose for people with bad decision making is likelier.
SenorFatHand
U mean knows how to fuck them
OrC23
Or has super low standards.
UnsettlingSoundComingFromBelow
Or dick them down at the very least
KingKrown
You don't have to be good at sex to get someone pregnant.
voodoosexdoll
Or have a big dick. Condoms too small guess I'm raw doggin
DavidBrooker
You don't even have to have sex. The wonders of modern technology!
N0B0TY
And pools.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Just have to have a weak pullout game / not give a shit.
KingKrown
Exactly.