NextOnSickSadWorld
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Sep 1, 2017 10:55 PM
NextOnSickSadWorld
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ChronologicalMyopia
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Oh no. I just dyed my hair and started wearing lavender/dark lipstick and I'm 25... That one hit home. Oh well I like it.
Jellybeanslave
The piranha plant girl looks more like Michael Jackson doing a cameo on the movie white chicks
chakaru111
Seriously roasting is losing it's appeal and originality. Girls are whores, dudes are douches, dark skin = terrorist. We get it.
xezuno
99% sure I lost my virginity to number seven. Most amused I've been all year but no regrets
SonderingStrike
I... I think I know one of these people... probably not though, 7 billion people, probably several people who look like people I know.
thefakeslimshaddy
How do you get to be a verified roastee??
shhep
Anyone brown - terrorist. Any girl - whore. Those two are so fucking overplayed, at least in this dump, some were non-generic
Tinkrr
Eh, overplayed jokes can be funny if presented in a new way. The actor one was good. The girl ones didn't imply whore :/.
stonebrood
I never get these, they just read like "oh you're brown lol 9/11 amirite". It already baffles me that people ask people to roast them but
stonebrood
the people who respond are an even stranger breed. and stranger is the people who repost it on image sites. and now I'm here
henteaser
riceronijones360
CoeusDarksoul
#3, Five head & a permi-squint, Steven Tyler's mouth & a nose to make Mel Brooks jealous. If those curls got any limper they'd need Viagra.
CoeusDarksoul
That enough? Yes I'm aware they can't see these... I dare not venture to Reddit to post =P
Daymaster1
Which one is one week off meth?
notArobot1
IFrequentlyNoticeRelevantUsernames
That resolution. The framerate. This must be close to the original. It's beautiful.
hansolongdingdongtralala
The Indian actor in action. Nominated for Hero of the Year Award
Patlabor
I need to know what this is from.
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Where does the "Just" go?
benyjr
"JUST" one flaw. Implying there's multiple
SuburbanCommando
The molesterol one was still by far the best.
SpikeSpiegeil
https://imgur.com/PLwOvSZ
johnson21
Still can't find the humor in those.
cooperpup
Martellus
That one daring people to find a flaw was really bold.
AlwaysBeenWeird
Dumb Question Alert- other than imgur, where can I find these?
DalaiLlama
yifin
I got to that one and cracked a big smile.
SergeiBoobtitsky
PresidentProTempore
I always thought this was one of the most overhyped jokes from South Park.
Tinkrr
I honestly didn't get the joke... I think it was just easy to reference because of the line "I am Lorde, ya ya ya".
hansolongdingdongtralala
They both look alike.
OpticalPanda
Well, Randy is talented.
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lafire67
Leave her uncle, sugar daddy out of this!!!!
flamingflamingo
they look roughly the same age to me. late 30s to mid 40s.
SickOfThisCessPool
I think you don't know what a sponsor is
orangedoorhinge
which one is addicted to meth
SerialChillinSpree
DAFUQ?! GET YO DBL DIPPIN ASS OF MY MUTHAFUCKIN ROAST DUMP, YOUR DUMP, BUT REGARDLESS.
BreadyStinellis
He is not at all old enough to be her dad. I'm guessing it's an SO who works construction or something, so possibly makes bank.
lookherebuddy
No double dipping!
mrstabbinhobo
i'M ALSO WILLING TO BE YOU LEFT YOUR CAPS LOCK ON AND TYPE WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN.
InternetExplorer2001
WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING
NeedClarification
I'M WILLING TO BET YOU MISSED YOUR MISTAKE OF MISSPELLING BET AND ONLY NOTICED AFTER YOU GOT POINTS SO YOU DECIDED NOT O FIX IT
whoinvitedthem
CHILL KANYE
MisterSmithster
BannedAcc1
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
WELL NOW WE'RE YELLING ABOUT YELLING.
IFapToLNI
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK
darynu
I LIKE FROZEN YOGURT FREDFREDBURGER YES.
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mrstabbinhobo
Well played...I too shall upvote 10 of your random comments...
vudak
Well i'm just here to appreciate the Daria username, amazing. I need to rewatch it alll.
DovahQuinn
There are only 9 roasts tho
Cereaza
Ya ya ya!
bronypokey6918
we are the tenth. op roasted us
magicalpossum
Aaaand the final roast was this post
ImmortalAzrael
The last one was two for one.
ElementalDude
You are the 10th roast!
GentlemanScientist
Shargan8
y tho
rm23fx
You shut the fuck up with that negativity.
Thezombieteabagger
He is the final roast
cominginhot
OP dropped out 1st class
magicman0213
You aren't wrong
tzxAzrael
I've got a pot roast in the oven if that helps any
SilentMajority420
Hey man, do have any pot.....roast?
AlkeneThiol
Oh phew thanks bud
ayoungerdumberronswanson
I was gonna go back and count, but I decided to trust you.
Intelletc
I verified, there are indeed 8
CanOnlySayYes
but wait, there's more!
Momomo08
There's 7!
SoNotSteven
Nah I think it's 6