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gloriousglue
Hey was he the one that joined the French for some war all because he still wants to fight in wars?
ItsBelvie
Excuse yourself. I think you mean Mad Jack Churchill
AtsaMattaForYou
https://imgur.com/5vsulrS
Verelse
I bet his canteen only held single malt
YourEx
I heard he eats his cereal without any milk!
scifinovelist
Badass or not, brexit and trump will get you war that will kill you, us, our children, them and their children. Jack was an ass, nd so r u.
InfocalypseRising
He later had his face surgically altered and his name legally changed to Chuck Norris.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
That's an insult to mad Jack, comparing him with such a commoner...
MaineMariners
That rules
elfdude
That is a man who understands a context for the words "fuck it" that few of us will ever know.
ErwinTesla
When he was captured by the Germans, they found out his name they thought he was related to Winston Churchill and attempted to ransom him.
hukasu
Just watch this https://youtu.be/6TsEGt841pw
jedreeves
Sounds like an American badass.
IRolledAOneInRealLife
Am pretty sure that is a light saber
weallservetheoldone
He's an immortal. Today he calls himself Chuck Norris. There can be only one!
ItsBelvie
Chuck ain't got half the balls Mad Jack had.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
He also pretty much single handedly took an entire base from enemy occupation by just walking around and taking prisoners one at a time. 1/2
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
He also escaped 2 prisoner of war camps by just walking out. The second time around he walked over the Himalayas, eating small animals/ veg.
SpaceLlamaMk1
Maaad Jack Churchill! Listen to ep. 54 of the DoGoOn Podcast
Greeneyeddevil
Is he the chap who said he could have kept the war going longer if the Americans hadn't turned up?
nouseforagiraffe
He also tunneled out of a concentration camp with a group of RAF fliers who'd been recaptured after participating in the Great Escape.
pdbravo
He was angry the Americans came into the war because "we could have got another 10 years out of it". Not 100% known if joking.
robofuck
So he was an objectively bad person who saw the elimination of an entire generation of men and thought "why not get the next one too" then?
AmirGarib
Well he seems mentally ill charging with a bow and sword into a fight. He did not value his life at all.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
Yeh he found out it was over after he got back from escaping a PoW camp and hoofing it back to Blighty. Que that quote about ruining his fun
FirstAidPoetry
Que? No no noSeñor Fawlty, IS CHAMSTER!
RubyPorto
Well, it wasn't quite over; he hopped on a motorcycle and got partway to India to join the Pacific front before Japan surrendered.
Trunkmonkay
This photo is from a training session btw. He had his sword on him when he actually went to war, but certainly was armed with a rifle or SMG
TheSphereLord
Didn't actually use them all that much, though. He used his bow for stealth/signaling and guns for firefights, IIRC.
Trunkmonkay
Which basically means he used his rifle for when it mattered and his bow for dumb bullshittery.
duntouchme
you forgot about the six 55 gallon trash bags full of grenades. that he continually tossed whilst playing his bagpipes.
BalkanDude
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Jackchurchill.jpg
Moylsie
He’s the only British soldier in WW2 to get a confirmed kill with a longbow.
ThisIsNotCommunistPropaganda
A Hanzo main in a team of Soldier 76s
Shelest
Call him Hanzo main to his face, you commie
NinjaJediHacker106
More of an unholy Scottish fusion of Hanzo Genji, played at pro levels.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
"Any soldier without his sword is improperly equipped" --Jack Churchill
Shelest
Michael Scott*
Naurak
Officer*
harrybo12
Dressed*
ThereWillBeBoners
Can't wait for the movie!
snakeoilsalesman
Absolutely! Seen through the eyes of his bat-man who had to clean up after all his shenanigans... There's a great story of him running 1/2
snakeoilsalesman
Back into combat to retrieve Jack's bagpipes after he was shot "Otherwise I'd never hear the end of it."
LeafHopper
I heard he drank a slurpee big gulp in 45 seconds without any brain freeze.
Nytr013
Easy there killer. He's not Chuck Norris or anything
somewhatwiseguy
Chuck Norris wishes he was half as manly
prodeluxe
I heard he lapped the Stig in a '93 Toyota turcel
jedreeves
I now feel the need for a new show, "Runner British Solder." Kinda like Walker Texsa Ranger but with more cheeky British sass.
truthsmiles
I lol'd and woke up my napping dog. +1.49999 to you.
OliverClothesoff70
I heard he can cook Minute Rice in 55 seconds.
Boredashell
He also cut the tag off his mattresses.
Cyhidraethe
Legend!
Poopnut
To Bill Brasky!
DiscGolfJunkie
I heard he won an ass kicking contest with both legs tied together.
nouseforaheart
I heard he was the inspiration for the Doom marine.
TrashRemastered
He is the Doom Marine.
TrashRemastered
Better yet, he fought alongside the God-Emperor of Mankind himself.
nouseforaheart
I have it on good authority he knows why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Spoonbadger
There's a story of him riding around the French countryside in a bicycle armed with a bow, Even if half the stuff about him, is true...
Spoonbadger
he was utterly unique, and apparently his soldiers loved him (even if they called him Mad Jack)
Dragon10449
Well marines (and everyone else) love Mattis and his nickname is Maddog Mattis so it's just an endearing term I guess lol
Trogdoooooooor
It takes another level of badassery to be considered a mad dog by Devil dogs
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StonerCommando
Hell, it's the root of 90% of our success.
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StonerCommando
Letting standards slip on the upper lip, next thing you know BOOM! No Empire.
StonerCommando
Also, +1 for Round the Horne reference.
pdbravo
He got the last recorded confirmed kill in war with a bow and arrow. A German corporal the victim iirc.
ChemicalCookies
Hold my beer
modicumjones
Nachricht für dich, Herr
AWESOMEYAY
I reopened the tab, signed in for the 1st time in 8 months or something, just to +1 this. Nearly missed the reference. Sehr gut gemacht! :)
TinySupreme
Imagine the German's reaction. "A fucking arrow? What the fuck? Who fucking does that??"
RubyPorto
Who throws a shoe? Honestly! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y
AntiProtonBoy
"Scheisse"
BangBangLuckyLuke
I always imagined it went something like this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Aor4GUdjI
saltandsunshine
Perfect
DinoKebab
"Those plucky Brits have out thought us again with their technology"
DonteHaversham
Has that ever been said seriously?
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Well, we invented tanks, VTOL aircraft, trains, computers, penicillin, industrial machinery, and the internet. To name a few. So possibly.
DonteHaversham
I was making a joke about Britain's notsogreat reputation for manufacturing, no real offense intended
Lurch1911
Watch The Imitation Game with with Benzodiazepine Cabbagepatch
godcixelsyd
You mean Blenderdick Custardbath?