Ahmad ibn Fadlan's writings do really make him sound all tsundere about the Vikings. One sentence he's taking about how handsome and well-sculpted all the men are, then he'll call them filthy barbarians, and then it'll be right back to swooning over them.
I think it must've been a common trend, this was from an Anglo-Saxon (English) monk. I think it was actually written down much later, and I can't remember if this was an opinion of the chronicler or a "this is what they complained about" but it ran something like "they bathe publicly and frequently, down in the river, and in this manner tempt our women into impurity"
misterCT
Um… can I have my half can of soda now?
WashingtonDZ
Is this business class?
drunkill
Virgin Australia flight attendant.
HateClub
Business class, right ?
brokenturtle
odd way to point at the emergency exits
hoganpaul
We usually only get this in first class
terajack2048
Omfg lady I got a connecting flight I ain’t got time for you to close the entire plane like that
CapCap
I hurt my shoulders and knees watching this
kiltmonkey
That's an impressive skirt...
Krashtestdummy
ChickenBaconAndCheese
And I was told there was no meal service on this flight….
BaloneyBob
Please return the flight attendant to her original, upright position.
IMustGrowUpReally
Naah, stay there please, I need a drinks holder.
chittychittybangbanglovesustoo
Nice!
AgamemnonsMemes
The hero here is that skirt.
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
Damn, flight attendants' certifications get more difficult every year
neufala
Why don't they do this whenever I'm on a plane?
lr94381213000
Strangely erotic.
SomaliYachtClub
"Is that on the safety card?"
thesameasyours
The real mvp is whoever chopped of the stupid 2second TikTok advertisement at the end of the video even though its watermarked throughout.
FartsSmellBad
They also took out the mandatory "Jet2 Holiday..." audio, I'm assuming
ChicanoBatman
The LVP is the person who wasn't tall enough to give my weak ass soul a peek during the splits.
thesameasyours
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TryTheGrayStuffItsDelicious
Why the everloving fuck are female flight attendants still required to wear heels?!
alexcoldt
There's got to be an easier way!
FTUG
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HandoB4Javert
The job interview:
napsmear
Who is the pilot on this flight?
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kirmes
nojustsayitdont
giggity
Targe0
Anyone down the row just got quite the eye full.
historycat
Passengers on the left side should look out the windows and see the St Louis arch.
And if you have an aisle seat you can look forward in the cabin to get a view of the grand canyon.
4etherling
Plot twist- it looks like a viking beard.
danishjuggler21
That’s how I like it
ToSisPoS
Yes. And?
bluegargoyle
I just want to know how she tied it into that cool knot.
ToSisPoS
Three equally sized strands, looped over and under.
Targe0
So well groomed and cleaned daily that's good.
HonHomes
"Damn Vikings, coming over here and taking our women by bathing in the river and being in great shape..." (actual quote, paraphrased)
beemarr
Ahmad ibn Fadlan's writings do really make him sound all tsundere about the Vikings. One sentence he's taking about how handsome and well-sculpted all the men are, then he'll call them filthy barbarians, and then it'll be right back to swooning over them.
HonHomes
I think it must've been a common trend, this was from an Anglo-Saxon (English) monk. I think it was actually written down much later, and I can't remember if this was an opinion of the chronicler or a "this is what they complained about" but it ran something like "they bathe publicly and frequently, down in the river, and in this manner tempt our women into impurity"