Catz

Feb 24, 2017 4:44 AM

Newtownchris

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Buckbeak thinks that last cat is unsettling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The great thing about cats is that you never know how they'll ignore you next.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the bottom left panel in # 8 cartoon was a loaf of bread. I was very confused for a minute.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to think I was a dog person. But that requires such an active lifestyle. Cats perfectly match my give a shit levels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has no one just ignored the cat in #1? Like I'm so ready to die when my cat meows I just shove my face in the pillow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality kitty dump to me

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I haven't seen these before, and now I'm laughing my fool head off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally a post I can relate to!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the cat tax. Oh, wait... never mind.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All good reasons as to why I love my feline overlords.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

#6 pinkeye

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stinkeye

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: cat whiskers are super sensitive and they don't like putting their heads into bowls which is why they do the food thing.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks, was wondering why my kat only ate the food in center

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why we feed our kitties on small plates. Less bullshitty meowing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, simple tip, just shake the bowl a bit to even out how the food is distributed and it'll be fine for them again.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your cat told you that, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Sneaky bitch would never let me in on that secret.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's definitely something those sneaky cats would claim!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your cat isn't excited to see you when you come home, then you're probably as big of an asshole as your cat is.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 4

Most of the time, mine comes and greets me. occasionally though, the spot on the bed's too warm to move from.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine is usually either asleep or outside, but he does show his love and affection when he wakes up/comes in by demanding fusses.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats are very spoiled but one is kind of a bitch, the other is always happy to see me come home

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed with her royal Widebottomness.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

All 3 of mine come running. (I know too many, it was a adopt 2 get 1 free special) :)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have 3 too. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If my 2 aren't waiting at the door for me, I'm immediately suspicious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah my cat is very independent

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet it still loves to see you when you come home, just in its own way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She always waits for me at the door

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat logic: *sleeps all day* 3AM: PLAY WITH ME

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Human logic: *gets a nocturnal predator as a pet* WHY ARE YOU UP AT 3AM

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You haven't met my cats. They are certainly not predators and they sleep when they want, day or night

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, they're nocturnal, so...

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

every. day. i feel for my downstairs neighbors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, it sorta just depends with them. Sometimes they sleep through the night other times nah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, cats are crepuscular, meaning they're mostly active in twilight.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I have never even heard that term before. I'm not a native english speaker but I've never heard the french word either! TIL!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"He's crepuscular, boys. Get him!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know that, because I specifically learned the word crepuscular to sound smart when I correct people.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

That was a most crepasculent comment!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's an excellent reason to learn something new.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I can respect that reasoning only because you were so up front about it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0