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ohsobitter
Cincinnati!
PlatypusPlatypus
This looks right
AbrasiveSasquatch
Can you throw roller coasters on Clermont county, we have Kings Island after all.
Neobomberman28
Except Kings Island is in Warren County =[
jeherring8
I’m from the Deep South. I thought we grew corn. Went through Ohio on way to UGA/ND game. Corn everywhere.
semiAnonymousMe
From Michigan here. I once accidentally got lost in Ohio and couldn't escape for an extra hour and a half. 1/2
semiAnonymousMe
The state is possessed by a malevolent spirit that is upset that it is stuck in Ohio and wants you to suffer with it. 2/2
damelamusica
I turned off my gps in Toledo because I thought I knew how to get to a hotel. Found a prison and a gang of hoodlums in the first 15 minutes.
ButchPatricksWerewolfDoll
I went to UD and all I got was alcoholism... Thanks a lot Ohio
kanashimi444
Seems about right. A few years ago some UD kids got crazy after a game and set shit on fire. I hate that school.
ToyStoryIIwasOK
As another Flyer: lolz
thenope
No that's the Catholic side of you. (For those who don't know U of Dayton is a private Catholic college)
numbonvalium
Should have saved yourself some money and a liver and went to Wright State instead.
MofongoBalls
If you Google "judgemental map" you get some hilariously accurate stereotypes
slappindatitties
937 here, unfortunately not a pilot tho.
PizzaEveryWeekend
Same, but I might be in a month or two!
BetterAtAltitude
As a pilot from else where, why exactly is that area known for pilots?
frankifig
Ahhh wright Pat, I was wondering what that was about
TerddFerguson
Another good one http://cdn.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/TPAO7-700x444.png
WhoDidYouExpect
Proud of my citizenship in the Empire.
mexifra
Ohio fuck yeah!
JonSnowy
@ohio are you out here?
Ohio
Oh. I'm out here.
Ohio
You know it
firehawkcultist
State Monument: https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3164/2946536590_48dccc045c_b.jpg
Ohio
"anythings a dildo blah blah blah..." It's corn and I'm proud of it
susanlives
This can't be right, I don't see opiates on here.
Csel
or Meth! I guess Meth and Corn overlap perfectly so you cant see it.
debaucheryandchaos
Grandpa's Cheesebarn is our county's claim to fame
icreatedanaccounttoupvotethis
There's not to many places you can get a 13 year aged Amish cheddar!
debaucheryandchaos
True story
DinanotTina
Agreed!
cupcakesandviolence
Where's the heroin counties?
DinanotTina
Richland should def be labeled heroin
GolFoehammer
pick one. Just about every county has problems with it.
Seph89
Butler
banzerschreck
Where do you guys keep all of your astronauts?
GolFoehammer
space
firehawkcultist
We hide them in the corn till they've aged just right
mstrat
Our fuggin secret yo... that info isn't your business.
TurdFerguson14
And presidents
DelightfullyOdd
Not in Ohio, there's a reason they left.
kanashimi444
What's funny in that I'm from the pilots county and am on my way to getting my pilots license.
VeryMoistTowelettes
As a native Cuyahogan, I'm offended. We're not... all that ghetto.
GolFoehammer
I have never seen a better synopsis of our state!
explodingawesome
From corn. Can confirm. Sometimes beans. Really makes things interesting...
Keltic69
Down in AMISH
lurkmoarjono
Like... I've heard a ton of , "yaknow about Ohio..." But this was frikking spot on.
k4FoodSmasher
You mean “are” state?
ronstoppabull
I don't think people realize you meant that that's how we pronounce "our." Which we do.
k4FoodSmasher
Yes! And “fer” cracks me up. I do it fer sure. But still funny. Sometimes when coding I use “fer loops.”
HitlersClonedButthole
Dayton is pilots? I've only been here for a few month but awesome!
deywut
Father is from Dayton. Is pilot. Confirmed.
WienerHighway
I am from rust belt wasteland! Woooooo!!!!!
dengarsdingus
I live in the hillbillies section and can confirm that this map is accurate.
eruditic
Where are the cow tippers?
TheTwitchingEye
Fun fact: cows sleep laying down, so one can't actually tip them while they sleep.
AcademicApathy
Can confirm South-East Ohio is accurate.
Kindaakwardanimegifs
I'm corn!!!!
MoreAwesomerDan
It leaves out Rt.80, should be a long blue line straight through.
lurkmoarjono
With sogns saying "only xx miles left!".
maximinusthrax1
Pilot family from the pilot region checking in
nikkiwheat
Forgot Lebron, not right.
celestedrake
"What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?"
HulkSm4sh
Recently moved here.
celestedrake
...So are you saying you don't know, or you chased them out?
HulkSm4sh
That I wasn't chased out...yet.
nupoc674
Youngstown description spot on
DixieChampagne
Party school?
JanitorsApprentice
*Deadly Area
nightshonor
Party school is Athens (Ohio University).
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
As someone from "Corn", the only issue I have is it isn't just Franklin Co. that eats sleeps and breathes tOSU, but the whole state.
thompson1041
I think you mean TOSU.
TerddFerguson
Except for "The South." Let's go UC!!
Atzimme
As someone who grew up there as well. Go XU!
thetonestarr
As a Hamilton/Butler Countian, yeah Ohio State can go suck an egg.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
I grew up in "The South." Still all tOSU where I was. Probably just Hamilton Co. is UC.
GoldenRamoth
Butler is pretty 50/50. Go UC!
TerddFerguson
We just want to be relevant!
DrPanzerfaustus
Now do the other 49! These are fun
Tarmaccian
Florida: 90% redneck, 10% douchebag, 1 city infested by mouse ears
WhoStoleTheConchShell
Here is NJ: http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-new-jersey-area-map.jpg
DrPanzerfaustus
Nice.
KillerTofu615
I could probably do Indiana but it'd be easy. Gary - ghetto Chicago. Lafayette - Purdue, Bloomington - IU, everything else - Corn.
BenDismembered
We need to give Toledo back to Michigan
dillonz1502
We don't want it
eadgbe42
If it makes you feel better, those of us in Toledo would more than likely be anywhere else.
Slipknot742617
Nah nah nah, from a Michigander, no. We don’t want Toledo. Or at least I don’t.
mrbroke86
Works near the border. It's a real difference when Michigan and ohio person are on a certain job. Work ethic i guess...
DonicFronic
How so?
mrbroke86
Some Ohioians don't wanna work, but same for Michigans. So meh.
forreallyandfortrue
Oh no you don't. We lost it to you in the war, fair and square!
ZeroIsPlural
As a Michigander.....no thanks.
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
On the behalf of Michigan, no thanks. We cordially pass the offer to Indiana.
thenope
We won the Michigan–Ohio War and we still want to give the prize (Toledo) back
nzor
Not worth it, even for the Tony Paco's.
LatteGrande
Fuck that yall keep Toledo. And the rest of your state.
GiantRobotsRule
As a 17year MI resident born&raised 18years in OH, I don't know what side to pick. Maybe trade Toledo for the UP? Either way fuck Wisconsin.
damelamusica
As a Wisconsin resident fuck Ohio. Michigan is okay I guess though.
GolFoehammer
I'd be willing to pony up 50 bucks to sweeten the deal, Michigan. Toledo AND 50 bucks.
DonicFronic
As a Detroit transplant in toledo... It's not so bad. Quick commute home is a plus
Dangeruff
Even people in Toledo, OH say; ‘well at least it’s not Detroit’
Whatyourmomsaid
How..did you escape...help
weaselbee
I mean...the zoo is pretty cool
PeregrinFalconPunch
And receive the UP
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
As a wisconsinite, it should be ours and you know it.
kepler20c
You can take it from our cold dead fingers mother fucker! You never had a claim to it. The eastern half of the UP was always Michigan and
kepler20c
the western half was added to Michigan within a week of the formation of Wisconsin TERRITORY, which doesn't count because if it did Michigan
kepler20c
could claim right to all of Wisconsin, Iowa, Minnesota, and the eastern half of the Dakotas.
TheAlphaBoggs
614 represent!!!
GolFoehammer
That's columbus isn't it?
TheAlphaBoggs
Sure is!
thenope
Sup from powell
penguinscience101
216 the best code
Splunkd
419
dudeplayingthedudedisguisedasanotherdude
513!
ThisTallGunGuy
Fuck ya!! 513 represent!!
TehGuard
I am one of you!
afireataseaparks
937 babbyyyyy
theovermynd
Howdy from the 740
penguinscience101
Hello Athens
TheAlphaBoggs
740 is my old running grounds. Assville/Roundtown!
Volimar
Also 740. We desperately need more cell towers.
Sporkeldee
Perry County agrees. It’s like 1950 here.
cameraman502
Licking County is not corn. It's got hills, a college, and a giant wicker basket.
TheElmorian
Nerk
trexyn
For those just scrolling past this, he's not lying: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10658
TheHalfsquatch
What about the LeBron James section? Or is that just the whole state?
mstrat
Only Cleveland, much of us couldn't give a crisp crap.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
You will respect your king ie the only person from Cleveland anyone can name.
circlejerkofhate
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
circlejerkofhate
MaxNitro1
That's Cleveland.
GolFoehammer
aka ghetto
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
Also, Akron and the surrounding area.
Sleepingwithfishes67
Just left mother-Ohio. I miss this state- for its rustiness, corniness, and ghettoness. Quite surprised there are so many Ohioans on here
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Rust and Corn. Sweet home, Ohio!
Neobomberman28
There's tens of us on here! Tens! 513-checking in. =D
trexyn
The only things to do in Ohio are avoid the corn, do meth, or be on Imgur. So most of Ohio hides here all day from the corn and meth.
Sleepingwithfishes67
Why didn’t I see this reply before hahaha this is gold
MyOwnPrivateOhio
I think Imgur started on OU’s campus... the idea for it. Maybe that’s why?
inwatermelonsugar
Yeah Sarah went to OU
EarthFinger
STARK COUNTRY BABY RUST ALL DAY!
undeadnavy
Best country in the wastland
haveglitterwilltravel
Hello fellow countyman!
gfrommy
In rust we trust.
facemansvette
What is Baby rust? Just curious.
EarthFinger
Ohhh shit my phone autocorrected that. Now I'm embarrassed
nikknolte35
I'm in Canton!
EarthFinger
Louisville here
nikknolte35
Sweet my bf's parents live there
Corkscrewwwww
You forgot the Roller Coasters near Cincinnati!
chewybrian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_eeDOUl6rY
kilocron
That was interesting
forreallyandfortrue
I thought we just called it I-75?
rossdaboss63
Ha
CygloPargen
And the ones near Cleveland. Was the Magnum better than the Vortex?
Corkscrewwwww
Although I like them both, I think Magnum is better. However they are very different
Bobwire
The Beast
ScoobyDoops
One of my favorite coasters. Going on it at night is scary fun.
Bobwire
I have ridden it every year since it was built. My family lives in Cincy but I have lived away for all my adult life. My kids and now 1/2
Bobwire
Grand kids make the trip with me every year. The tunnel after the second drop is still the most thrilling 10 seconds in the park.
ANicePairofSlacks
I’m from the part of Ohio that people in the good part of town call “Cinci-Tucky”
Junglej
I have Roots-tucky
DanOfAllTrades
Waddup from Loveland! Hope you're staying dry...
SecretlyASiberianHusky
Best of both worlds! Especially skyline!
CamelSpotter
I used to go to school at Northern Kentucky University across the river from Cincinnati. Spent a lot of time at Newport on the Levee.
ANicePairofSlacks
My brother graduated from there, quality school
TequilaMockingbird42
Y'all spelled "No Knowledge University" wrong (#NorseUp)
CamelSpotter
It was a good alternative to UK. Smaller class sizes, cheap tuition, and newer buildings/campus.
HelicopterTechnology
It's called greater Cincinnati
stonesliver
love cincinnati, im 1.5 hours away and visit often. going this weekend actually :)
JanitorsApprentice
Stay in the west side, westsider
SpaceSpeed
https://imgur.com/UszOt8X
ANicePairofSlacks
Yessir!!
ANicePairofSlacks
Or ma’am!!
JanitorsApprentice
Whatever. Im gender gaseous.
alwaysupvotesanimals
Never heard it called that but I love my "Cintucky"
diddledoo
We have a Nelson-tucky in our part of Ohio.
TacoPrime
I was born and raised in Cincinnati and never heard it called that.
seemslegit2me
Same here. I've heard of hamiltuckian but never cincy-tucky.
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
Cincy is a great town. Though cross the bridge and you KNOW you’re not in cincy anymore. Kentucky.
TequilaMockingbird42
See: Northern Kentuckian who wants to be a Cincinnatian
RaddRadda
Huh. Large swaths of PA are called Pennsyltucky. I guess Kentucky blends with everything well.
TrillianAstraVega
That's a real thing? I thought it was just some BS my dad said (I'm from the area right on the line between "Ghetto" and "Lighthouses").
RaddRadda
Nope, I've heard it all my life. PA is just Pittsburgh, Philly, and a whole lot of Pennsyltucky in the middle.
JanitorsApprentice
I do love blends from Kentucky... just after it hangs out in a barrel for a number of years...
ConnorKeane
Just their sisters
busted88
NKY here!
skorve
In Illinois, my friends lived in a city we called Wonder-Tucky (real name was Wonder Lake). I wonder what Kentucky calls its bad spots.
drgenekreamer
Yeah no one calls it that, it’s Hamil-tucky
amw666
That's the one I know
TequilaMockingbird42
Nah, there is a difference.... Hamiltucky has Meth, Cinci-tucky is Northern KY
hsummer32
And I'm from Middletucky, where the citizens have no teeth and I was offered drugs while walking half a block away to Dillman's.
Seph89
I have seen a drug deal in the middle of the day on main St in Hamilton
drgenekreamer
Ok well Cinci-Tucky isn’t Ohio then
TequilaMockingbird42
Northern Ky is more Ohio than Kentucky
drgenekreamer
That’s not the argument here, guy
TheGalaxyTG
I'll trade Hamilton for Northern Kentucky.
Chicabutt
Hamilton?
ANicePairofSlacks
Cleves/westside of Cincinnati
Ilikegiraffesandfood
Heyoooo I grew up right next to there!
SecretlyARedPanda
That's where I grew up.
weasel16
Hamil-tucky. Way worse than Cinci-tucky.
ExOneOneSeven
Not as bad as Middletown...we don't go to Middletown
weasel16
Born in Middletown. Can agree. Unfortunately, Middletown likes to spill into my small town next to it.
ExOneOneSeven
Franklin? Monroe? Trenton??
thenope
In Columbus, we have a southern suburb nicknamed Grove-Tucky
chewybrian
I used to love crusty old Beulah Park...
TenaciousDream5
Im taking a shit in grove city as we speak!!
JezusChrizt
Dumpin in Dublin.
aychland
Really? What part? I'm from Westerville, and I've never heard anyone call Grove City Grove-Tucky.
Uglytool
I'm just south of Westerville (off of Agler) and I call it Grovetucky
aychland
What, down by 670? That's more than just south! ...But I think maybe I just don't discuss Grove City with people often enough.
Uglytool
Nah, west of Sunbury. Not far from where Westerville splits off of Cleveland.
thenope
Central, South, or North? I went to north and we faced Grove city in football and that's what everyone was calling them.
aychland
North, but I never went to the games.
thenope
Ah ok we played them every year for awhile since we were in the OCC cardinal division. I think it's changed now
ElderMaxson
Grove Tucky represent!
theirishinquisition
Fuck I hate Ohio. I grew up just in Michigan just above Toledo......or maybe I just hate Toledo.
DerpNerpem
3-star hotel avg $105 I'm in SoCal and I say fuck Toledo
Matryoshka524
I live in Toledo, and it's definitely Toledo that's the problem
VeryMoistTowelettes
Toledo is a piece of shit. I went to visit UT and that whole area was garbage. Don't lump all of Ohio in with them.
flatsoda0371
If it makes you feel better I've lived in Ohio all my life and I too hate toledo
GolFoehammer
Maumee or Perrysburg?
Ohio
Well fuck you too buddy
allthesmallthings2000
Muck Fichigan
AStackofUnreadBooks
Toledo is a tire fire of a city. We do not talk about Toledo.
FractalShadows
Toledo is our states asshole
CoolSweaterDude
We all hate toledo. Thats one of the few things Ohio and Michigan agree on.
WhoDidYouExpect
Nah man, it's just Toledo. Even Toledo hates Toledo.
GolFoehammer
Toledo does have a way of provoking hostilities in people...
RodMadrid
You may want to visit Toledo , Spain, its quiet different
wutdahail
Most likely Toledo. You should come further East and try the Melt.
mymanbob
I live in Toledo and hate Toledo.
MyNamesTim
Me too dude
thenope
Hey at least we have drivable roads. Not the pothole rollercoaster you guys call I-75
TehGuard
Fuck i75 and its bridges that occasionally fall apart
Doortotheknob
You and your toll roads and 65mph limit. No one wants to be in Ohio, so you toll those passing through and make them go slowly.
devilsgolfcourse
Yeah, you're I-75 is drivable at only 65, filled with state troopers and sheriffs with nothing to do, and always under construction...
ValiantlyFlailing
I love Michigan but you can always immediately tell when you've crossed the border. smooth to choppy in 2 seconds
GolFoehammer
Just drive north until you smell or step in it...
Griffin88
Same with Illinois and Wisconsin.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Born and raised in Hellannoyed, the roads there are terrible!
baconandplagues
I would argue that Cincinnati really isn't much like the South.
Leo9194
I agree. The South is a lot more progressive.
baconandplagues
I mean, the south tends to have higher populations of hipsters centered in one place where as Cinci has a weird diaspora of hipsters.
thenope
True because in the south they actually have good chilli.
ExOneOneSeven
And racist bigoted sheriffs too? *coughdickjonescough*
jasta6
baconandplagues
Hey now. Our chili is great.
thenope
*meat sause.
OmanZavix
Those are fightin words friend.
thenope
And as someone who has been to the original Skyline, its meat sause not chili
rossdaboss63
It's the god damn greatest thing I've ever tasted is what it is.
BeeeardedMan
I will kill you in your goddamn sleep.
thenope
Hey I went to the original skyline too since I went to UC, its decent meat sause but not Chili
BeeeardedMan
Alright I won’t kill you.
DelightfullyOdd
Godfather meets The Wire... is that Youngstown? Sounds like Youngstown...
RobotSanta
Yup
boneclawmother
Youngstown is the sort of city where you wouldn’t be surprised to find out that a nest of vampires has made their home there.
dejoblue
I see vampires nesting in the potholes all the time!
terminalcool
God that would make the place so much cooler than it currently is
DelightfullyOdd
North Koreans would fly over and say "We need to help these people!"
nupoc674
As some one from Youngstown, it’s absolutely Youngstown
landofbob
Me too! It's the worst but my parents rasied me here and houses are CHEAP.
ExOneOneSeven
I don't get it, never seen the Wire...what does that all mean??
Miniwing
Put it this way. Youngstown wants to host a mafia Hall of Fame because of history and they made shirts in '02 for murder capital of earth
Whatyourmomsaid
Tell youngstown take a visit to detroit.
DelightfullyOdd
Don't give them fucking ideas!
nupoc674
http://www.hamptoninstitution.org/youngstown.html#.Wpi9iiJOmEc
nupoc674
We really aren’t much better than Detroit https://newrepublic.com/article/68973/crimetown-