When you love warp speed but not TOO much warp speed

Aug 25, 2021 2:08 PM

SisterMidnight

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https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/1430319260165890055?s=21

The musical accompaniment is the cherry on top of this hypocrisy sundae...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my fucking god

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Republicans, fuck you. That's it, just wanted another chance to say fuck you, you pathetic hypocritical pieces of shit.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"if you play both sides, you're never wrong" whichever position ends up sticking, they'll claim that was always their position

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

More importantly, did the FCC give THEIR approval for the 5G?! We need answers to the REAL questions here! /s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are pissed off the FDA approval came in this administration, not the previous one, plain and simple.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh look. Fox 'news'.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you expect from these dipsh1ts

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bring back and enhance the Fairness Doctrine.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The flip flops of right wing media.

4 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

Need more compilations like this. Actual back to back video clips, so nobody can be like nah they didn't say that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish this was comedy

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moving the goal post, as always.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fox News peddles garbage.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean Project Warp Speed went TOO fast? What did it make the Kessel Run in under 13 Parsecs or what?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The touch of Faust is perfect.

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's just ignore the fact that Pfizer was not involved in Operation Warp Speed...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not in the research and development, no, but Operation Warp Speed also involved the purchase and distribution of the vaccine

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When your job is to peddle outrage, positions have no value and value has no positions.

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4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Warp speed and the approval was only good if it was under Trump, but can't have anything good for Biden.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The goal of the right is not to help anyone. It's to hurt the left in every way possible.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And most of the adds on Fox News are gold investments and pharmaceuticals. Great products to sell when you have scared mass of people.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Do you think it may be some kind of crime to externally but voluntarily manipulate stock price to personally profit?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congress does it all the time!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaaand there it is!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Warp Speed was too slow; They went straight to Ludicrous Speed!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah fuck Fox "news" and fist Tucker Carlson with a sandpaper glove. Rupert Murdoch is a devil. Carlson is a little minion?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So weird to see them be pro-vax, then suddenly anti-vax shortly afterwards.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, "all of a sudden", "out of nowhere"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a complete surprise that Kayleigh MacEnany (or however you spell it) landed a job at Faux News.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

McEnema?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which of the fake looking blondes was she?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you mean, Bullshit Barbie?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes you wonder what mid level VP she's blowing for that job?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Paul Ryan?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it doesn't. I couldn't care less about whose dicks are in bullshit barbie's mouth.

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4 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 2

Yoink!

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4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Heh, clever.

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4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, cuz Dems are in charge now. Biden cold literally save a puppy and they'd be complaining 'Well why didn't he save TWO puppies??!!"

4 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

"him saving a puppy today is curious timing, right?"

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That puppy is not even a citizen. Why isn't he trying to save our homeless veterans that we finally got to evict this month?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Then the Q assholes would accuse Biden of harming the puppy first, just so he could treat it

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At this point I don’t think I’d just be the Q fans…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proof of his anti-kitten agenda, obvs.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Why is Biden killing kittens?!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

All animals matter....said the gluefactory owner

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well duh, if you go higher than Warp 5 the engine will overheat.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(the same goes for Fox viewers' brains, apparently)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scum of the earth. In my opinion theres no use for these people on our planet. They should meet a firing squad for what they've done.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put Zuckerberg in there as well. He's allowing even crazier shit to spread completely unchecked.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree. I deleted my facebook about 5 or 6 years ago. It was getting so toxic. I had a feeling where it was heading wasn't good.

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