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Sep 12, 2014 3:15 AM
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
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SarudeDandstorm
You're a bad artist, Adolf
medurrr
that's awesome
ObviousCommentisObvious
"And if we fail?" "We won't."
Harrymon
Is that an ambiguous Halo 3 reference?
Omny
"Windows Task Manager is not responding"
Thephedora
I can't upvote this enough!
DyedinTheWool
I thought it was a fart.
Trafficlights
prtklmn
Oh the feels on that one
CaptSpliff
I was feeling a bit down after reading all those sad stories. Thanks for turning the lights back on.
thegriffin88
Okay, this one wins best one sentence story.
TacoRocket
Dat betrayl
ohsillyus
He didn't use tragedy, much better.
baps
I bestow upon you my very first upvote. I like to start classy.
ShibbyGTR
I'm sorry to say your first-upvote-comment missed a colossal opportunity.....*shart
CanuckyFriedChicken
Just so you know, most comments don't get 52 points in 12 hours. Or ever. I'm not bitter... *sniff*
AGoodTimeButABadRoleModel
Posted on imgur. Downvoted to hell.
idonothavetimetothinkofausername
i flushed, but it didn't disappear.
Dominomotion8
This should be top comment
hockeyham
I know this struggle. Dog nuts.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
I flushed. The water went....UP!?
InboxMeYourOods
I wiped; I wiped, no avail.
ThunderAtHawaii
Throw it out of the window. Andrew will eventually get the blame.
thedeserter
Dynamite reference
guilhermedidi
Salamandrass
gotthereferencegifsomething
goldsurfer
and keep your poker face on.. Mom won't rat you out
EHAN281
That was five words, so... "Yet."
imgurisdarkandfullofterrors
@ristay
sidfromtoystory
wow. so simple, yet so touching
MrHarrieFuntCase
Couldn't clean room; I got high.
ChiefDancingMonkey
"Went on Imgur, someone cutting onions."
TheRadChad
"I found my soulmate. She didn't" just hit me like a fucking truck. I was recently told to move on by the girl I've loved for the past year.
grimwyrd
Definition of "soulmate": your hers too.
NearRiver
I feel you there...guy just drops me like a rock.
Cinammontoastcrunch
Im best friends with a girl i love with every part of my heart, she is everything i want, but she doesnt want to date a friend, i feel you
gingerbaconkitty
It sucks, but you don't want to be with someone who doesn't want you, you deserve more.
telum01
This happened to me four days ago
sixfoothobbit
She wasn't the right one, some don't find out until marriage, you could be grateful if you think of it that way
UnspokenX
Like a sledgehammer to the chest each time I read it.
jimeurope
i feel you man... 9th wedding anniversary was last week, my birthday is next week, and we separate next weekend
FatherOfDragons
Sorry dude. Meanwhile, I'm still flailing around in the friend zone. I know how much it sucks.
AcadiaEinstein
It hurts now; It won't always.
minnow1776
6 word story!
MiniChiken
It will hurt until I die.
minnow1776
6 word story!
TheRadChad
You're right, just gotta get through this now.
plainoldfool
I was in a serious relationship for 2+ years. After getting dumped, I learned she cheated on me for most of that time. It hurt. (1)
plainoldfool
It hurt real bad. I thought she was my soulmate. Know what? She wasn't. I found my soulmate a year after the breakup. (2)
plainoldfool
Dated for years and now married for nine. She truly is my best friend. It does get better.
AdamPrince
"Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs"
nite1234199
"One Ring To Rule Them All" - J.R.R. Tolkien
HalfwayToRelevance
And in the darkness, bind them.
joklol
Last man alive, heard someone knocking...
PhilFrox
I never learned to count
SgtCookie111
ohrules
i signed in to upvote. be happy, peasant
Zeketec
This should be up there in black and white.
DarthBrawn
You know the worst part? I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ
Sam03396
OSCAR CLIP...OSCAR CLIP
Trafficlights
I don't get it.. help? :(
PhilFrox
The post is about phrases with six words I used nine.
Trafficlights
Oooh
maverickquasar
You deserve more points
DrunkNewb
Why? He wouldn't be able to count them.
maverickquasar
Touché Newbie
maverickquasar
Touché Newbie
PhilFrox
It's a blessing just to have seven
Trafficlights
Congratulations, you have more than seven.
Mobax
His comment is funnier now, it shows he really can't count :p
ImActuallyaRaptor
We did all that we could.
NSFWThatShit
We're the last people alive, m'lady.
theconstermonster
this needs more votes
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
I don't know how I'm going to sleep... That is truely terrifying
plainoldfool
{shudder}
alibomber
this needs way more upvotes!
thesarahpowellexperience
I love this one!
myfoodisproblematic
Brilliant
IFoundOutICanChangeMyUsernameSoNowYoullNeverKnowWhoIWas
"I met my soulmate. She didn't." God that one hit me right in the feels.
defohthree
"I just saw my reflection blink" idk what that means but that sounds creepy as hell
PiquantElk
He found his twin.
Ravenwing14
Make a fake mirror, that's a camera and a screen, that records and plays on a half second time delay.
joklol
It's a horror story, you can't see yourself blink....
defohthree
That's why I said it was creepy.. I never heard of that horror story
TheComputerScientist
Your reflection blinks when you blink. So you can never see your reflection blink. "I just saw my reflection blink" is a scary story.
defohthree
I know that, that is why I said it was creepy. But I never heard of that scary story.
defohthree
why the fuck did this get downvoted...
ChChChChancho
I don't get this one either, could someone please explain?
holymopandbucket
I was going to ask what the story is about but then I remembered the point is that they are 6 word stories.
holymopandbucket
I was thrown off because it didn't fit the sad theme. Thought maybe it was a schizophrenic person
ThisIsNoLongerATest
Exactly.. it was like tragic, sad, depressing, sad, transcript from cliche horror story, sad, sad,
TheComputerScientist
Your reflection blinks when you blink. So you can never see your reflection blink. "I just saw my reflection blink" is a scary story.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
"Went to finger her. Found penis."
gimmedatbecky
lolled
sexybuttercup
Not necessarily a bad thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LeadByBadExample
"Found penis, my finger is stuck."
arkhamcreedsolid
"she had penis, fell in love."
umaricandreamin
"i fought the law, i won."
specvlvm
LemonWars
You sure that's not Florida?
specvlvm
#floridaman
MostIndeedlySo
intelliswine
HarveyTRabbit
'went on imgur, had a snack.'
GirlSoFair
hahaha!
itsnotthoughisit
Amen to that!
Donkeyhead
More like "Went on imgur, lost a day"
schewbacca
The dog waited for fry's return.
HamWilly
Highly underrated post. +1
smackiethefrog
I fucking WEPT when I watched this episode. Seriously, I was a mess. Very feels.
cousteau
TOO SOON! I mean, it was too soon in the 3000s!
megieweggs
It was going to be a good day...a happy day! Then you came along. Now the feels! The feels!!!
spacecatts
HOW DAre you
TheBOULDER
schist...The BOULDER did not expect these friday night feels
NeuralActivity
Why isn't this higher up?!
justnihilismthings
Because people are caring about people not Futurama
noodleshoe
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US
plainoldfool
The boy was named after his uncle.
malachitedragon
"That's seven words" "Shh"
godheadweasel
I guess it could be "Boy was named after his uncle".
tuckamuck
Now dems some feels
BlueDsc
AcadiaEinstein
WHY ARE THEY ALL SAD? Got a blowjob; found a dollar.
ohsillyus
Tragedy is easy, make them cry.
OurLadyBabalon
There ya go!
BYERE
Gave a blowjob; Got 50 dollars
AcadiaEinstein
Brought lunch to work. Saved money.
AcadiaEinstein
Thought I lost my phone. Didn't.
OurLadyBabalon
Always another day to procrastinate, again
interrobangwetrust
"saved money on my car insurance" - GEICO
faiora
Because it's easy to apply context via sympathy. You build a story in your head around these little sentences. Yours is just "cool day bro."
AcadiaEinstein
Spent dollar on blowjob; got AIDS. Like that?
faiora
"Cool day bro" was fine with me. This new one is fine too but tells me the whole story (no mystery w/contextual clues). Not that I mind.
AcadiaEinstein
I'm friends with a talking cat.
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
damn that last one....
ScottLHolmes
*sigh* lock the doors
AnonymousBasileusIncognitusRexNamelessKing
Yeah, I mean, missing a comma? Horrendous.
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Second to last one... I stopped and stared and reread that one for a couple of minutes at least.
ILikeSugarCane
Reminded me of space pants band
sidfromtoystory
does anyone get the rose key one? i really don't
strongfkennedy
http://xkcd.com/695/
Gus53
What is this referring to?
BoredCreep
Imagine if they hadn't been able to save Apollo 13. Something like that. Rumors of lots of this happening in the early Soviet program.
razz1309
damn all of them
mikeyms
Is that one from a coheed and cambria song?
bdubsgotham
Anyone who's played Kerbal Space Program knows this feeling.
tommytraddles
The crew compartment's breaking up...
general3035
Heavy stuff...
LiveGrenade
Great Scott.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
mistermystery
We've gotten out of that business, so now it would be in Russian.
BoredCreep
With the rumors of unacknowledged tragedies in the Soviet Space Program, odds are there is much of this in Russian already.
baronridiculous
Or Chinese.
ProfessorMosby
The Voyager one hits too close to home. Considering we live on Earth and that could happen D:
Flyndaran
Very few things could destroy the entire human race. Even nuclear Armageddon wouldn't . Planet killing impact object could though.
ProfessorMosby
Well...I mean there are a lot of things that could be catastrophic. Like that lol. Nuclear wouldn't but it would set us back far enough
BoredCreep
It doesn't have to kill us, just set civilization back enough that we don't have radio. That'd be bad enough..
ProfessorMosby
that it might as well
MisterGorcea
The feeling of helplessness is overwhelming
SushiJaguar
Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead, there's something wro~ng...
[deleted]
[deleted]
PandaTheGhost
I got that reference. +1
tsuyoshikentsu
"Give my wife my love." Then nothing more...
Sleelan
As good now as it was 4 months ago.
?1
hihellogoodbye
I say reposts like this are fine if even if you've seen it, you get the same emotions as the first time. Good post.
ThisFrickenGuy
Normally you'd be praised for calling out a repost. After all, it is against imgur policy. Yet somehow you're the villain
Sleelan
Because if they can't repost, where would they get free karma from? What, constructive comments and OC? Ha.
MrMasky
Could it be that imgur is getting its' head out of it's ass? Nah, it's the feels!
ThisFrickenGuy
That's why I don't mind reposts. How bout rather than circlejerking and screaming "repost" you down/up it based on the content?
TheGate
There are a few rough ones.
SquirrellyWhirly
It was the first one that got me. Then the rest didn't help. I feel like I need a hug after reading those.
hengenkaosu
group hug? *holds arms out*
MiniChiken
*Hug*
ArdentSlacker
There there. We all do.
elkjaer
I know how it feels like! My dad have been overseas over 6 times the past 10 years (5,5 years total mission time) So that story hits hard!:(
EveryoneDownVotesMyEverything
Why is the top comment always about the last picture of a gallery? It always makes me think everyone forgets the rest :-/
usernumber84
Personally, I would like to extend my most heartfelt appreciation to #12 for putting my eyes in manual operation mode.
PatadoX
It's to make you go back and load the rest of the images so you can see what they're talking about.
UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBA
Mostly due to the serial position effect. you remember the first and last things the most so those comments get upvoted
geriatricsanatore
Going through a divorce that is killing my soul, the second to last one is making me cry and I don't cry much.
JokeDudeR
I have a cold one waiting for you in Texas.
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
It's amazing how fast that transition to strangers can be. That is what makes a breakup bad imo.
emergencymedicalbadass
-rests hand on shoulder- You'll get through it. One day at a time.
underpantswizard
I relate to the "Return policy on rings" - I didn't even get the chance. Honest thought: idk what's worse.
TheRompingRaccoon
Sorry man time makes it sting less
ssmud1
Same here
JokeDudeR
I have a cold one waiting for you in Texas.
geriatricsanatore
If I could I would buy you a beer and listen if you would do the same for me
emergencymedicalbadass
-rests hand on shoulder- You'll get through it one day at a time.
geriatricsanatore
Thanks and also assuming by your username, the KS also for being an Emt. I'm a nurse I know how hard you work if you are
emergencymedicalbadass
(2/2) geriatric patients. I LOVE these patients. They are almost always sweet and have interesting stories to tell.
geriatricsanatore
Yes I do, sanatore is Latin for healer
emergencymedicalbadass
More accurately an EMT student, but I'm nearly ready to take the national registry. And judging by your username you work with (1/2)
geriatricsanatore
For now I am a Psych nurse on a lock down alzheimers floor. I love all my Pts but I'm also terrified of seeing my future. We need more funds
geriatricsanatore
Please excuse any grammar issues I'm home from a 16 hr shift and I lost a PT. So I'm about half a bottle of Jack down and I'm still crying
geriatricsanatore
Everyone gets old and Parkinson, alzheimers, dementia, are fast growing illness that needs more research
CamDawggy
"Passengers, this isn't your captain speaking." Damn....
Confirming
Technically seven words.
umuziki
English minor here, contractions are considered to be one word that hold the meaning of two words combined. So technically 6 words.
sixfoothobbit
English adult here, you're correct! Good job!
FirstClassTicketToHell
Especially the day after 9/11, as an American. Daaaamn.
MackJohnson
"Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Strangers."
5outof7deadlysins
That was pretty good. +1
sexybuttercup
This is currently me. The absolute worst. I feel like I imagined the whole past two years. :(
SpoonOfDoom
For me it's kind of "Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Best Friends.". Kind of a weird situation, at least for most of my friends. No one(1)
HowardStark
Could also be "Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Partners."
SpoonOfDoom
seems to understand that you can still get along after a relationship. The mere thought is insanity to them.(2/2)
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Lucky you.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
I believe we can still be friends, she doesn't.
stopthatnowgobackandsitdown
My ex-husband and I are better friends now than we ever were!
SpoonOfDoom
I don't know why you keep being downvoted. Why is this such a hard concept to grasp for people?
smileandhaveagreatday
3 word stories. "Rose Tyler, I - "
justnihilismthings
Most feels I have felt in this entire post
spacecatts
NO
Wazmatazz
Because we weren't suffering enough?
theoneandonlyarr
you bastard
CoconutCyclone
Eh. She gets the best ending of all the companions. They were even going to give Human Doctor a Tardis seed but that got cut. :|
goodguyC
http://imgur.com/mlXSltI
thebishopwashere
this is a whole lotta feels
Hooray4socks
Amazing what emotions certain combinations of words can incite.
umaricandreamin
did you mean for that to be six words
thebishopwashere
bingo bango, we have a winner
umaricandreamin
just asking a question. captain obvious.
thebishopwashere
that was actually completely by coincidence, i didn't notice til you said something :P
InfiniteSynapse
"Wanted to upvote. Not logged in."
aguyuno
I know of those feels, bro
thesarahpowellexperience
Shit man, I'm so sorry. my heart goes out to you at this time.
InfiniteSynapse
Thank your for the support .These are dark times ahead of us. Let us stay vigilant.
AngryAndConfused
I cry every time.
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
The struggle is real...
pmoneydollar
themanthemyththecharles
Is it just me or is this getting worse? It used to be every couple of days; now it's multiple times a day. WTF
lding923
I just had to log in in order to upvote this comment...
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Ullur
Trigger warning that shit, yo.
DianeKC
That was a roller coaster of feels from start to finish!
Sportmotor
Lost it at this one...tits
Vtlc1318
The story of my life bro'..
clericofoz
Im so sorry, I dont understand what other people go through. Stay strong. Well TBH... It happens to me also... I had to tell someone. Help.
JoeyFucktwice
this is gold!
halfpint42
The saddest story of them all
DemographicUnknown
It's too early for these feels!
Edog011
baby shoes for sale. never worn
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
The "Siri, delete Mom from my contacts" hit me the most. My mom died last year and deleting the number haunted me for weeks.
TheFlyingHellfish
I just got a new phone and didn't know what to do with my dead grandma's phone number. So I put in the new one :)
jedilee
Mine died a month ago, and I will NEVER delete her...
Flashdark
It's been over a year. Still have not deleted my dads...
DeCorn
I haven't deleted my dads number yet, it has been 3 years.
IAmYertleTheTurtle
I still haven't' done it yet. I deleted her address from my Amazon ship list the other day though and almost cried.
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
It takes time for sure, and you don't have to go through with it if you don't want to.
wowchick
I had a close friend die almost two years ago. He's still in my contacts and always will be.
XLunaLoveGoodX
That one got me too. My mom died in Feb. 2012. My dad shortly after in June 2012.
thatoneguyfromthatplace
That's rough, sorry you had to join us in the Pre-Qualified Superhero club...
IAmYertleTheTurtle
That's hard. My parents died 33 years and 1 day apart. My dad in 1980, my mom last year. Lost my uncle 6weeks before my mom. damn cancer.
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
Always know you aren't alone.
rebeccaisafish
I didn't even think of it as a potential death, I figured they'd just had a falling out.
plainoldfool
It could go either way... and both paths are pretty horrific.
TheFlyingHellfish
Siri won't make changes to your contacts, anyway.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
I did that 3 years ago, yesterday she was ordered to reside in a mental health facility
littlemirrorsatourfeet
Same
myfoodisproblematic
That's what I thought too, it's much sadder the other way.
LeadByBadExample
I thought the same. But that's the point. I'm not as scared of my mom dying as I am of her no wanting to speak to me or the other way around
nww424
My mom died in Feb. of 2013 i still haven't deleted her number. don't think i ever will. i wish i would have saved some voicemails.
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
It took me a few months to even delete it in the first place. I wish I would have saved some of her voicemails too..
umuziki
I save my parent's voicemails specifically for this reason. I live 7 hours away at uni and listen to them when I'm homesick.
ssaberhagen
im so sorry
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
Thank you.
thesarahpowellexperience
My dad died over two years ago. I'm never deleting him from my contacts.
hencethequeef
I didn't have the heard to delete my brother's number, but I had to get a new phone and lost it anyway.
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
And you don't have to. If that's something that helps you cope with his loss, you are perfectly fine in keeping the number, I just couldn't
thatoneguyfromthatplace
Same here, 4 years and it's still in there
kirstyjunior
Mine died a year ago Wednesday. I went to his Facebook page today. He still has 17 friends.
DeCorn
I write my dad messages on fb. It has been 3 years.
5outof7deadlysins
"Smallest coffins are the heaviest" I doesn't make any.... OHH COME ON MAN IT'S TOO EARLY FOR FEELS!!!
lifefirebadwolf
Same for me, I was okay til that one then bam...right in the feels.
akahige
That brings back the memories. It feels sad, but I'm glad to remember.
angrierpanda
Saw a father carrying his child's coffin this morning. Now I feel even worse for him :(
HennyPennyStegosaurus
No parent should ever have to carry their child that way
5outof7deadlysins
It's been 4 hours already and it's still too early for feels!!
diregamer
I don't know him but my heart and soul reach out to him.