The story of Sandwich, who is an asshole

Sandwich is an asshole

She jumped on my porch when Jimmy Johns delivered, and wouldn't leave.

Look at this piece of shit.

Sitting on my porch like a proudly purchased bumper sticker for running a half marathon that she didn't finish. Asshole.

She decided It was acceptable to have her bastards in my home.

After I took her homeless ass to the vet, to make sure she didn't have AIDs and shit, they told me she had 6 more squatters in her dumb cat uterus.

Look at these non-rent paying, muscle deficient, 6 piece chicken McNobodies.

I layed out a perfectly good 3'x3' cardboard box with blankets and comfy ass bedding, but no, this asshole had to have her kids on the GOTDAMNED carpet!

I don't have a problem with breastfeeding in public, but she had to do it in my house like the shitbird she is.

Look at these little assholes! Cant even see and shit, what is the point.

Tiny little alcoholic assholes.

They don't even like good beer, I had to get their non-palate having asses miller lite. That's not even how you spell light, you illiterate grundle-vultures.

I had to touch these disgusting insufferable fuckwits with my own two hands.

Look at them, they can't even take a family picture properly.

Really, just one picture... you can't do it!? They will probably all end up with entry level jobs.

Look at that little shit on the right, his head is moving so fast because he is a terrible person and an even worse cat.

I wouldn't even send him to college, straight to the coal mines with that hyperactive knob gobbler.

Really, I give up. Y'all idiots deserve a terrible photo.

They think it is ok to sleep on my bed.

Cuddling like assholes.

I have to wake up to this, filthy cuddle puddle of unemployable ham fisted nitwits .

GET A JOB YOU OFF KEY DICK TRUMPETS!!!

Sandwich now thinks she lives here.

That is a fucking fake velvet throne you are perched on, you dung-wielding special olympics acrobat!

We bite each other because we hate each other.